Hello, Friday! (Or Thursday…) Nice to see ya, to see ya NICE! Here’s some internet silliness to pep you up.

Attack of the 50ft party balloon… Artist creates giant sculptures that look like terrifying creatures from the ocean depths! Thanks, Irmak!

The Frisky has a few pictures from Katie Eary’s Spring 2010 show. AWESOME. I want more!

The funniest protest signs from the Huffington Post.

My friend is studying Historical Design at The New York School of Interior Design & she has started a blog to “digitally complement” her education. It is here. I am learning things just from reading it, especially posts like this!

I just discovered Makeup & Beauty Blog, & it is rad. Check out 18 MAC to School Makeup Tips!

33 Ways To Get & Keep Yourself Motivated from Dragos Roua. To be totally honest with you, I am pretty much 100% sick of productivity blogs, but this article is really good & useful.

The Dairi Burger. Get on it!

& on that note: this.

I watched The Baby-Sitters Club movie the other night and I had one question on my mind: Where would they be at thirty?

Hey, I like you is an art project my friend Star stumbled across on a San Francisco street.

I found out about this black tea with rose petals from dear Verhext. Sounds yummy.

Mystic Medusa is doing Speed Astro Cabaret in Melbourne on October the 7th, & you should go along! I would if I could! Give her my love!

Why I am not afraid to take your money by Amanda Palmer.

“listen. artists need to make money to eat and to continue to make art. artists used to rely on middlemen to collect their money on their behalf, thereby rendering themselves innocent of cash-handling in the public eye. artists will now be coming straight to you (yes YOU, you who want their music, their films, their books) for their paychecks.”

Felt 3, hello! (November 17th! Yes, we’re waiting!)

Questions Couples Should Ask (Or Wish They Had) Before Marrying from the New York Times. I think it is hilarious that “Will there be a television in the bedroom?” is on there! & Oprah has a more extended version of the questions.

Why Humans Have Sex. Some of my favourite reasons: “I was curious about my sexual abilities”, “I wanted to burn calories”, “The person was famous & I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her”, “Someone dared me” & “It was an initiation rite to a club or organisation”. Fascinating (pronounced “fas-kin-ating”!).

From 1000 Awesome Things: #666 Giving people what they want. Hell (!) yes! Hahaha! Go Neil!

Stuff My Girlfriend Says is hilaaaaaarious, & also, I know the “girlfriend”! (She is an excellent manicurist.)

Rad caravan girls by Antonella Arismendi. (What a great name!) Thank you, @sweetdaiane!

The Freak Revolution Manifesto!

Oh my god, awesome. The New (Media) Workout Plan by Patrick Moberg, care of @srslyliz. I need to enact this!

Tattoo Etiquette: A Public Service Announcement. Amen.

David Horvitz, you are amazing! This Tumblr reminds me of Yoko Ono’s Grapefruit. (Haven’t read it? Hop to it, bunny!) Thank you very much, Miss @jodielayne!

This is a really, really big ribcage necklace. & it’s quite fabulous. Kiss kiss, @sweatersinjune!

Shave Your Yeti. & then he goes sightseeing. Um, what?! @mlle_elle is weird!

How To Dance! For those of you who are unsure. Via @haydentompkins.

WORN IS LOOKING FOR INTERNS! This is an amazing opportunity if you’re in Torontoooo!

The Ideal Leo Lunch-Hour = Natasa V being shot by Terry Richardson. Looks like fun!

Victoria Beckham in leather pants; damn she looks good. I love her.

How To Be A Goddess, a free poster! Yay!

& by the way, Susan Miller’s October horoscopes are up. It sounds like it’s going to be a rad month!

Have a fantastic weekend, & please don’t buy any trousers with eyes painted on the butt-cheeks!