iCiNG Days Of Christmas: The Guide To Getting It On!

The Guide To Getting It On!

I love Paul Joannides. First of all, he is the author of the best sex manual ever written (EVER), The Guide To Getting It On! Secondly, he is extremely generous & has offered to give away SIX copies of the BRAND NEW (brand new!) edition to lucky nonpareils — 3 will go to Americans, & 3 to residents of the world! Thirdly, he has a fabulous moustache. Fourth, he raises llamas! LLAMAS! Fifth, he writes emails like this.

“You and your site visitors really are some of the first on the planet to get the new edition, as the new doorhangers and bookmarks aren’t even in yet. (When you see the new door hangers, you’ll understand why we’ll probably be seeing them hanging from as many penises as door knobs.)”

What a dude. Much love & respec’!

I have written a bunch of times about how incredibly good this book is, so I don’t feel like I need to drive the point home to you. Suffice to say, if you find a book on sex which is better written, more entertaining & more informative, I will give you my first-born child. Deal?

Okay, so what do you need to do to get your hands on a copy of the newest edition of The Guide To Getting It On?

Tell us your favourite way of saying “having sex”!
This includes all those ridiculous phrases like bumping uglies, humping & good, old fashioned “doing it”!

By the way, if you’re jonesing for a Joannides fix, try these places: Goofy Foot Press, The Pleasure Report (podcast) & As You Like It!