iCiNG Days Of Christmas: Tokyomade!
[ 9 December 2008 ]
I love Deanne & Masao way, way too much. Tokyomade never fails to make me happy with their fantastic range of kooky, awesome & original delights!
Here’s what you could win from my two favourite Tokyoites!
A kujaku necklace by Tiny Azure! It’s a beautiful resin pendant with chains & beads, filled with lucky treasures, including an original Eiko Yamaji etching, wild flowers, vintage lace & a four-leaf clover! A gorgeous “Princess Love” t-shirt featuring a design by Junko Kawashima! (So new it’s not even in the shop yet!) & an awesome badge by Shojono Tomo!
If you’d like to receive a package full of sweet Tokyo love, all you need to do is…
Write a haiku about your best friend! (Okay, okay… It can be a senryu if you want. That means you don’t need a seasonal reference!) Remember: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables!
Here’s my offering. Ahem.
Sweet princess of red
Let’s storm Neverland someday;
We’ll romp with M.J.!
Let’s try that again.
My dear Nub-a-thon,
You are so beautiful, you
don’t need Photoshop!
Third time’s a charm!
Nubs, if we move to
Vegas, I promise not to
become a lizard.
Your turn! You have 48 hours & you can enter as many times as you like. You can even write one about each of your friends if you like! (I know that sometimes choosing a friend you rank above all others is tricky!) Invite them to enter, too… Maybe they’ll write about you, win, & share the goodies!
Fingers crossed!
Love letters & feather headdresses,
Add Gala on Twitter!
Before Winter ends,
my best friend is moving here.
I am so happy. :D
Smileys don’t count as syllables, right? lol..
to my bf, who I call ‘Jellyman’
oh lovely Jells,
really sweet man with glasses,
Im your lovely pup!
You are so silly,
Even though you fart on me,
I still adore you.
to my boyfriend/best-friend
you do annoy me
how can somebody so cute
be so retarded?
to my gay-boyfriend
my dear danny boy
it’s probably for the best
now we can man-hunt!
:)
Here’s a trilogy of Haikus for a certain friend of mine whom I adore. Living apart means we’ve only met face-to-face a few times, but I have this feeling that when we’ve both graduated, we’ll end up together. Online flirting and soul baring will have to do for now!
We may live apart
But the net brought us closer
Than anyone knows.
Our bond is so strong,
One day we’ll be together
When the time is right.
You are my best friend,
Though we are so different:
Opposites attract!
You light up my life
Like a sky rocket in flight
Afternoon delight!
lol, ok so I had some help with that one! But still cute huh?
x
Sometimes I feel sad
that I can’t kiss you with tongue
because I’m married.
Oh, the scandal, lol..
Frost — Hahah. Anyone who is “helped” by Elton John is okay by me!
gala, You posted while i was stalking ALL of your outfit posts, because I felt the need to do that.
Also, you are completely awesome.
I’m so overwhelmed.
My best friend is fantabulous at haikus.
She wrote a lot of them about the food we ate when we went out to dinner once.
On to the poetry.
Frank is so awesome
I wish we were the same size
so we could swap shoes
Hahah
On mornings like these,
it’s like we’re the only ones
awake in this world.
If you make me watch
Law and Order once more
I swear I’ll kill you. :D
I want that Tokyomade stuff!!
I think I’m in love
with each one of my best friends.
Life is such a peach.
My dearest Eun-Ju,
Until our breasts touch our knees;
We shall be best mates.
You know me better
Than those who have known me years,
Because we’re the same.
You know it’s for real,
and you have a great best friend,
When you share undies.
I don’t know if friend
Is a word enough to say
How much I love you.
You hang out with me
Even though I’ve never slayed
A single vampire.
Reading these haikus,
I realize I’m pretentious.
My best friend is cool!
lol, okay I’m done
I’m terrible at writing haiku, but here goes nothing!
Best friend and lover
The perfect combination
awesome together!
Friend, secret keeper,
comedian, counsellor,
all rolled into one.
[ t a y l o r ] — Sharing underpants is way past best friend territory; that’s completely awesome!
Jennifer — Oh my god, THAT IS GREAT.
Uhura to Spock,
I communicate with you:
logical Vulcan.
To My best Friend in SC:
Reptar, only lame
But I love you anyway
I don’t have the clap.
to my best friend / boyfriend james !
すべての愛 ( su/be/te/no/ai ) – all of your love
ありがとうジェムス ( a/ri/ga/tou/je/mu/su ) thankyou james
ハグとキス ( ha/gu/to/ki/su ) hugs & kiss
heh (: is it alright if i did it in jap ? :D
if it isn’t here’s an english one ;
How to express love
When the object of interest
Is beyond beauty
&&now one for my best friend, bree
子供まで (ko/do/mo/ma/de) since children
君は私の (ki/mi/h(w)a/wa/ta/shi/no) you were my
大事な人 (dai/ji/na/hi/to) important person
and an english one;
You’re the only one
Who has always stuck by me
Snaps for Bee-Eff-Effs !
lol (: all i can think of right now !
[For Alex]
She is my complete
Opposite, it is insane
That we click so well.
[For Skish]
Through thick and thin, I
Know that no matter what comes
Along, Skish has my back.
[For Sean]
He is a dork and
I can’t help loving him so
Much it hurts sometimes.
While you love Edward,
and I’m for Jake, we both agree,
Carlisle is dreamy!
Best friend and partner
I am so glad I kissed you
While drunk one fall night
:P
Maddy, omfg I love yours. Go Team Jake.
im kind of a loser; i wrote this about my dog…
more human than dog
my dearest friend and sister
freckles: a fat pitbull
kisses when im sad
my protector in danger
best give received
to my dog:
you pee on the floor
and snub me sometimes, but still
no dog is better
to my special friend:
my paranoia
and my jealousy, but part
with you, i think not.
to my lovely band of friends:
we’re branded crazy
shunned but always watched, needed
rule the world, we shall.
that’s all for now! :D you’re the best contest giver gala! i had fun making the haikus :D
(For Michael)
Laughter is your cure
When I bitch about people
Who make me angry.
(For David)
Wrestling is what
Made us fall in love with each
Other over, yes!
Trying to describe
How perfect you are to me,
I’m missing the words.
Never have I seen,
a smile as perfect as yours,
When you smile at me.
It’s like a million
and gazillion of diamonds,
sparkle in your eyes.
Some people think that
you’re in love with yourself; I
See shyness instead
We’re so much alike
But there’s too much difference
For a good future.
But I won’t give up
I’ll work really hard, because
You’re my destiny.
I think it’s very obvious about what kind of a “friend” this is about :)
My heart is pounding after writing this.
Hair as white as snow
Eccentric artistic girl
Best Worst Best Friends EVER
Mister chatterbox
But. This is fine when I think
of the positives!
Always there for me,
with unconditional love,
too bad you’re a cat.
Loving you is like
drowning. Fortunately I
was taught how to swim.
Hey! M.J.! That’s me! Hehe.
To Leah—
Picking up glitter
Spilt on my bed everywhere
Sticky-tape- laughing.
I gave you a page of my favourite novel
you make us complete
(Isn’t it wonderful to have a friend who means thàt much to you that you would gladly tear up your favourite book for her? I’ve never liked anyone better
There is my Lizi
Oops, I dropped my broken heart
right into her hands.
Making Lou cupcakes
Lets throw some icing at her
Laughing, what a mess!
Oops, something went wrong in comment number 35. My second line should be starting with ‘of’:
I gave you a page /
of my favourite novel/
you make us complete //
for h
i love you so i
call you my little pony
my own rainbow dash
for s
you are my lash queen
together we make the world
a tad less foolish
for j
i love the way your
dreads jump when you dance with me
you look like jesus
for m
i like the fact that
dancing on graves is our thing
but it’s a secret
If you make me stalk,
one more of your ex-boyfriends,
I’ll have to hit you.
For AH:
For my best friend who lives so far away that I only get to see her once a year:
These naughty stories
You told me after midnight,
Will be remembered.
How you needed food
In the middle of the night,
Will be remembered.
How my luggage drowned
And you lent me your clothes,
Will be remembered.
How we completly
Lost our way in New York City,
Will be remembered.
All these memories.
They will stay until the day
I see you again.
for my jess….
Half our wardrobes match.
Is allergic to your cat.
My voodoo hair baby.
im gonna miss you girl.
Luz, my own bestie
We meet again very soon
To sip wine and chat
Aww, I miss her!
Mistress of destruction
Takes over the world (alternatively: MY HEART)
With giant laser bunnies
Emma: THE sex goddess
So attractive the
Earth revolves around her, not sun
Once our lights touched—then
The bus stopped, I got off first.
You’ve remained, your glow.
Yes your fringe looks fine,
No you don’t look albino,
Of course that’s the truth.
A:
We don’t speak these days,
though I wish we did. I miss
your sun-shower smiles.
L:
This year you helped me
through the painful horror of
law school. So thank you!
Z:
Sometimes I feel like
you are my second thin skin.
You’re a part of me.
I:
You are sarcastic,
bitchy, brilliant, bitter —
one of my best friends
M:
We once were friends, and
then were not, but it’s back to
how it used to be.
E:
Living with you is:
horrible and fantastic.
It’s been the best year.
D:
Let me set the scene:
sitting in the cold kitchen
we discuss deeply.
Ok, this one’s for my husband who is not only the love of my life, but also my best friend, my confidant, my soul mate: the one who knows me better than all others.
Rising from slumber:
our arms entangled and our
heartbeats synchronized.
Amy
xx
C (whose art can be found at callanmolinari.blogspot.com/):
Secret vaudeville mermaid
Sketches while you’re distracted;
Now you’re infamous!
You hated me when
We first met. Thanks for changing
your mind, my best friend!
My very first friend
Only three letters to change
We will share last names
No, never forget
How we met in Tennessee
If just for two weeks
My second best friend
We disagree about
Most things. Still, love much.
Your Russian accent
Although fake, can always
Make me laugh. Come back.
Yes, this telephone
Relationship has got me
down. I need your hug.
I see you all too
Rarely. When I’m done with Calc,
All will be merry.
Please, Come meet me in
The City of Wind, for a
Fine weekend of bliss.
I had WAY too much fun with this!
Thanks for the assignment Gala!
You’re the best. I’ll do one for you:
The faerie that is
So very stylish and chic
Has hair that is Pink.
White snowflakes fall down
suddenly, I feel so cold
you are always there
The lone flower blooms
the frozen pond comes to life
you make me happy
I remember when
You hit on me in high school
Before you were out.
Too, I remember
Last week when you said
You don’t regret it.
I know, watching you,
X will always equal X.
Only seasons change.
We sit, grounded, and
Feel the hours as they tangle
Our fast dwindling hair.
I try to act cool
Then my heart falls from my sleeve
You’re my truth serum
Next time we go out,
Please don’t wear new, six-inch heels,
And we’ll stay longer.
A & A:
Flourishing sparklers,
Swig back soda, as waves splash,
Stomping in the sand.
—-
P.S. @ Amypalko—i adore yours!
- to my best girlfriend who is of a different nationality, and we call ourselves ying and yang :)
we are true soul mates
you are the ying to my yang
we love to hold hands
- to my boyfriend, who was a good friend of mine for ages before we dated.
more than a lover
been friends for eternity
now it’s official
- to my four legged friend, my dog, who at her old age of 18 is getting a little senile..and likes to leave surprises on the floor for me when i wake up! :[
i love your cute face
i have had you all my life
but don’t pee inside!
to my lost love:
At opposite ends,
a fragile string that connects,
our love shining bright.
for my best friend of 12 years:
for twelve funny years,
you and i are like two peas,
rolling on the ground.
For Caitlin:
You are so precious
And I love your tee shirts too
Refrigerator
Quintessential nerd
But slime mold research is cool
kindness zen master
my two future roommates:
we make lots of jokes
living together next year
will be such good fun
my friends back home:
how do you know me
so well it is quite scary
i miss you muchly
my family:
snow covers the ground
dogs bark, fire crackles, old sounds
see you this christmas
Laura
I wish you would know
exactly how beautiful
you actually are.
Only works if you pronounce actually a certain way, but the message still stands.
John
Hopefully my soul
mate forever, even though
you are a bit nuts.
Jac
Just Jac two thousand.
Captain Jac, but a female.
You are a strange girl.
Debbie
Ben and Jerry’s buds,
We scooped ice cream together,
Thank God we escaped.
This is fun!!!
murad means wanted
in arabic. when i said
desired you blushed red.
afnan means tree branch
we shared a room and i saw
the hair you keep veiled
we are different
in nation and religion
but somehow still friends
you just enrich me
as you accept me despite
resenting my people
and respect me for
sticking with my religion
while being open
sorry i offered
you water on ramadan
forgetting the fast
getting to know you
changed my life forever and gave
me new hope for peace
i can’t stop writing
about you and thinking of you
i cherish you both
To my best friend who is freaked out by our Hebrew final:
Worry no more, dear
Final exam is today
Less work, more play time!
To the same best friend:
Haven’t seen you in
Hours or days or more
Green eyes for your boy
You were there that day
You know my pain and my hopes
You are here today
My lover Donald
You are my love and my friend
Let us stay together
to my boyfriend:
love you forever
even though my dad thinks your
hair is way too long
AJ, you are swell
That shitty boy will get hell
I shall eat his brain.
I call you my snout
We curl up with six toed cats
Blistered thumbs from Sega.
My God you can talk
for Scotland, but I love you
for it anyway.
It is sad to think
That we can never be friends
Like we were before.
I can read about
Self-actualisation
but can’t achieve it.
I’ve never really writtes any haikus or senryus before, but it looked like fun – so here it goes;
With black and blonde hair,
people stop to stare as you
curse like a sweetheart.
You didn’t even like
me at first, and I didn’t
like you much either.
Ice blue eyes, light blue,
too much tobacco and booze,
candles make you laugh
Miss you still, almost
can’t believe you’re in Norway
while I’m in Shanghai.
to my little sister, who truly has become my best friend:
School took you far
Phone calls are not enough
I miss your laughter.
You’re lovely, the only
girl who will buy fetish wear
with me and not judge.
About my fiancee
You are 6 foot 1
You look at me with a smile.
I am so lucky.
I feel like mine is wrong somehow… :( Maybe I just can’t do this Haiku thing :(
For my best buddy:
I’ll get you for this—
Stop tickling me, bastard—
No, not the belly!
Giggles and laughter
Make us remember stars, moons
and bright green balloons.
To much booze, to much
crying, to much smiling makes
our little worlds pop!
Hugs and kisses
snuggles and cuddles equals
my best friend and I.
Um lol 1st one on my best girld friend. lol the 2nd one on my best friends in the whole wide worlds and the last 1 the best boyfriend in the worlds.
one to four
impossible to
just pick one, I write for all
‘cause it can be done
one, you know we’ve been
through it all. years together.
(i’ll wait for your call)
then, two, my oldest,
rarely seen! i miss you most
but where have you been?
three, i love, though we’ve
met just once. but our diff’rent
states don’t stop the hunts!
who could forget four?
i’d never. you wouldn’t let
me anyway, er…
and this is where i
stop the creativity
rhymes are tedious
(but friends aren’t)
PS: When I say it, “tickling” is three syllables… how do you say it?
The daylight you bring
to my dark world in the night,
perfect friendship, dear.
Sasha, I am no
Tesla, but you alternate
my current daily.
She’s like a sister
Only kind of better
We have crafty time
A ridiculous haiku about my darling friend Claire, comparing her to the sea creature she reminds me of most.
You are like a squid.
That’s why I call you Squiddy.
You have tentacles.
stephen my lover
you are very annoying
but then, so am i
you know me so well
sometimes i think its too well
get out of my head
why are you so coy?
you can’t hide, my darling boy
i can read you too.
To my cousin:
We climbed the pine tree
to see the face of the sun.
Twenty-two years passed.
to my bff.
we’ll get married if
we’re still single at sixty.
the boys will love it.
I almost lost you
It reminded me of this:
You are my soulmate.
about iris, we make sweet cookies, and talk and gossip all day, With a cup of tea,
<3
I keep thinking of more buddies that need haiku.
To my mother:
You’re no longer hip
and folks think you’re eccentric.
You don’t give a damn.
To my brother:
Fistfights and Legos
are long past. Except now there is
your new son, like you.
To my neighbor:
We’ve been saying bye
to your yellow tooth. Old Wayne,
smarter than I look.
To my dog:
You bear your nickname
(Stinky Malone, Private Eye)
with such dignity.
What a wonderful challenge! To my three closest friends, because they help me be me and all rock in their own ways:
Climbing and ‘ritas
And scaring the boys, dear Chloe,
I do love you so!
You’ve rocked my world with
Chai tea, good movies and hugs
My sweet Jonny Clink!
JackAttack, Movie
And Macaroni Mondays
Will never be beat!
This is for my friend Kirsten who posted before…
My big boobed asian
how very green your hair is
i love you quite much
Emo Princess Catface
Will One Day Write For Moneys
And I Will Paint Happily
For my Nemo:
Time and space can die.
I will always be a chair
You can cuddle in.
fiona, i would
go to Brown for you, but i
don’t have 18 grand
i love you, and you
love america so i
guess i better move
ciao manhattan and
sandalwood perfume, watching
buffy- I miss you
Okay, here goes….
miles apart you can
keep your dragons I will keep
all my fairy tales.
Shabanama
my groovy concert buddy
Rooney would be proud
lovely Felicia
the same only different
so many nicknames
For years we were friends,
Then you leaned over and kissed
me. You are my thoughts.
(For A)
Star-spangled girl, you
blare terrible music and
we sing together.
Even though you say
“That’s what she said” more times than
count, I still love you.
We stay out all night
Dancing in the cold bright air
We don’t need neon.
(For M)
Look in the mirror.
Beautiful dancing girl, I
love you. For always.
I have three:
Freckles & music
& our own secret language
Quirkiness abounds!
I draw black & white
comic strips detailing all
Our brilliant exploits
Writing side by side
Overly-long papers &
Soap opera scripts!
I’d never written haikus before — so fun! :)
Ashley I thank you
For teaching me how to speak
Vulgar Japanese
Jeanne I am glad
You got over me reading
your 5th grade journal
I almost lost my friendship with her because I read her journal when we were in 5th grade, and she wouldn’t speak to me for a year. I had just wanted to find out why she was trying to hang out with the popular kids all of a sudden!
I love you so much
I havent collapsed from hearing
About your sex life
The last one is to a friend whom I get to see very rarely, but when I do, most of her conversation revolves around her insane sex life. If only I could add the word “yet” to the end of that haiku!
ok, this one is about my husband, my most favorite person!
You are so special
For putting up with a girl
Who farts in her sleep
haha!
To my Indian soul sister, Nishma:
Rpattz may be hot
In a crazy hobo way,
But you are as well.
For a friend:
Awkward together,
We’ll conquer those demons that
We put dresses on
Boyfriend!
Perfect and handsome
Your hair a rusty color
Your soul is pure gold
All are for my best friend:
slithering is hard
especially between rocks
it takes mad skillz, yo
(about the time we went to the grand canyon)
____________
sunglasses are fun
especially when they’re good
I love your glasses
(one I recited in the car)
________________
granola bars sit
slightly ripped open by me
i eat like mice do
(ok, that’s about me. I cheat)
_____________________
Sometimes jeremy,
your hair can look like a bird
this is so that time
Free spirit hippie
In your Thomas the Tank shirt
Best costume ever
To my best friend who lives in OZ (I, in Canada)
Continents apart
Your blonde moments are missed, for
ever stay in my heart
And to my boyfriend coz he’s also my best friend, innit
My snuggle partner,
Entangled in each other
Where I want to be
:)
For my Two Best Friends!
Silly dance parties
Reading aloud from journals
Weirdly typical
____________
Rock that pink bathrobe
Turquoise turban on your head
I’ll flaunt this lei garland
____________
Posing with the geese,
You make strange faces at me
Please don’t get bitten!
____________
I talk about him
And you patiently listen
Then we die laughing
____________
Only you and me…
Emoticons are funny
They never get old
Heehehehehehehe
For S
The rhythm of you
is echoed in the shadows,
the sway of palm trees.
For DJ, who I could write haikus about all day long:
He may not realize,
But I’m planning a future
Full of adventures.
You can pick your friends;
You can pick their noses, too
So I discovered.
[I have a nose ring that he tends to want to poke at. EW! Haha]
We have a habit,
Fueled by alcohol, late nights,
Of drawing on walls.
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For DW, who I miss dearly when she’s away at school:
Beach days and diners
Singing ‘N SYNC in the car
Never left sixth grade
You may hate my team,
But what the heck’s a Hoosier?!
At least mine makes sense ;-)
Polar opposites:
Any more alike, and we’d
Hate each others’ guts.
we dictate haikus
in the sweet summer grass as
we roll down the hills
when we’re together
we make beautiful mistakes
live beyond regrets
Six Inch Stillettos
Sequins and wigs piled high
My favorite drag queen.
A.
Mister Casual
Dirt brown beady eyes ablaze
Soon you will kiss me.
B.
Wild haired Russian boy
Buried in Dostoyevsky
Let’s go to Finland
sweet potato pie
my one and only rad guy
gave me googly eyes
her name is marcia
i like to text her from work
i love her so much
Dear Captain Sunshine,
Moustache rides and monkey jokes
are just two reasons…
flouncing around in
vintage gowns, long waves of red:
my bestie, always.
For My Best Boy Buddy
You might sometimes touch
Me inappropriately,
But who could blame you?
Sister’s By Chance
You already have
A real twin but you still don’t
Ever leave me out.
Where Did My Best Friend Go?!
They say, ‘Just give up,
It’s been years, you won’t find her.’
I can’t. I miss you.
When School Was Fun
Plaits and lunchboxes,
Linked pinkies ‘till the bell rings,
Your spit is my spit!
oh and…
O! Stunning Scarlet
Princess of Power… and hair!
A red fire in winter grey…
my apologies
for loving your cat more than
i ever loved you.
I miss your faux hawk
and those almond chai smoothies
come here scheffer girl
(I just sent her this on a postcard hehe)
remember we met
right after you shaved your head
man, that was awesome
For our sweet Gala
Darling you always make my
day full of brightness!
;)
hello there rock god
someday you’ll be quite famous
so give me the cash
hey sexy noodle
one of these days i will change
my last name to yours
in the bed at night
sometimes only touching with
our cold little feet
you have kind of grown
but to me you will always
be pandababy
hey yo marky mark
i never call you that but
maybe i should start
Poor gala darling, she will
Have such a hard time choosing one
Hope mine’s not adding weight.
Lol Just had to do that one. I don’t really care if I win but I do love to write haikus. They are fun.
My girl jean,
She’s my soul sis, my heart
My “man councilor” and friend.
Dude, these things are addicting…
Chilly weather,
Freeze my butt off
Cowboys* never sounded so good.
(*cowboy boots)
Yes, Nubby’s the name
Making cool art is her game
Dresses fabulously, shows no shame
* Had to give a shout out to Nubby. She rox too.
And last but not least, the very reason why I’m on this planet.*
He’s the reason
For our breathing, so merciful and fair
Show Him some love
The thing here is that
We’re really soul-twins, and I
never even knew.
(About my friend Jenny, who I just recently became closer to and realized that we are SO SCARILY ALIKE.)
Your allergies: Meat,
Tomatoes, yolks, wheat, walnuts.
But not awesomeness.
(My friend Annie has crazy allergies. Sometimes I forget that I don’t have them, because I’m so used to going, “Can Annie eat this?”)
Late-night venting and
freezy-pop sessions. You’re my
other half(-Asian.)
(Jackie is also half-Korean, and we make lots of “With our powers combined, we are one whole Korean“ jokes.)
Your life is a soap;
Romantic entanglements
You don’t know about.
(This friend’s life is sometimes surreal and soap opera-esque, and she’s totally dated someone a couple of times without even realizing what was going on.)
And now one for all my friends, not just the closest ones!:
You tolerate my
Nerdiness, obsessing, and
That sort of weird smell.
two for my two favourite people
one
infectious giggler
always endlessly chatter
full time day dreamer
two
sunshine and sparkles
long walks memories distance
lover i miss you
pretty natasja
i can’t wait til you come home
i adore your smile
my cutie boyfriend
you are my whole life indeed
love you forever
:D
Guess what I’ve got you;
It’s a shiny new strap on
When can we use it?
I’ve got a notion
To lock you in my bedroom
And get you naked.
Gala, I don’t know
Why my haikus scream pervert
Don’t stop loving me!
my little sister
yesterday your birthday was
you are twenty now!!
To my roomie:
Silly Techno Twin,
Fabulous and so insane,
I’m glad we live here :)
Man-bear smiles his teeth
at my lobster love claws, while
my pumpkin head bobs.
(for my boyfriend)
Here’s another one:
My punk rock drummer,
I could watch you play all day,
And cuddle all night!
pretty purple hair
falling in your smiling face
love shines through your eyes
winter outside warm
inside cuddled in flannel
happiness with husband
(for my brother)
we came from the same
womb, which is kind of icky
but so are you, dude
no one understands
how funny humping stuffed dogs
are except for you
(an inside joke for a different friend)
I am sorry, but
Raphael isn’t better
than Michelangelo
[I’m best friends with a boy, if that helps explain my haiku :P we’re very much alike, TOO much alike to be lovers]
They say it ain’t true
how could it possibly be
no romance for us
I love Tiny Azure, I have two necklaces, a ring and a pair of earrings! :O My bestie…
We will eat cupcakes,
and watch shooting stars go by,
best friends forever.
We’ll have tea parties
on top of snowy white clouds,
watch the world go by.
Eating ice cream right
out of the container, a
spoon for each of us.
Play at the arcade,
lets go ride the carousel,
I get the bunny!
I love haikus. I could go on forever but probably shouldn’t!
(For Dri)
You slinkster artist
Covering the world in paint
Teach us all to see
After all the hurts
We’re so happy you’re finding
Your place in the sun
(For Yanko)
Come back to us, so
We can ride rollercoasters
Until we black out.
We are so sneaky
Lie about our birthdays when
We’re at Disneyland!
(For my fiance)
My loveable nerd
Only six months more to wait
Till you’re truly mine
Movies in the dark
Your hand feels under my skirt,
Naughty naughty boy!
I hereby dub you
my heterosexual
life partner, Dear K.
kim:
i dont think you should
ask me if i think other
girls are prettier
bryan:
it is funny when we
both think of the same thing at
the exact same time
meagan:
thanks for letting me
borrow the graduate for
longer than a year
For E and L:
You’ve seen the real me,
And still admit you know me.
Yes, I’ll wipe your drool.
Last line is a joke between us about being rowdy in the nursing home together. =3
My best friend, like Gala, changed her name into something awesome; she is now Cha.
To my dearest Cha
so sarcastic and sweet
you rock my world, girl
Lifte:
Your breath smells like poop
Your face looks like Brad Pitt’s mirror
I’ll buy you some mints
Juani:
You are a vegetarian
I love my meat so very much
We are friends like Thelma and Louise
Juli:
I love your jewish mother
I love the jewish things you cook
All year long is Hannukah
Laura I’ve known
for forever and ever
how is canada?
For Teresa:
boobie squeezin’ fun
i will not interrupt but
do you want pancakes?
For Dez:
if i die in bed
with you inside me is that
necrophilia?
For my Soul Sister:
With moon-eyed muffins
And star-crossed cupcakes I wait
My tea-strewn friend un-apart
fossil man will fight
off killer tiki if your
viking boyfriend can’t.
*
my numeric friend,
i count years like leaves ‘til we
bookshop together.
*
never have i wan-
ted to scream so badly at
a girl in boston.
For my best friend/surrogate sister:
I’ll look out for you
It is what I always do
You need a keeper!
For my fiance:
All the ways we change
We grow into each other
Realization
my best friend jenny
likes to eat jam and ice cream
cute girl, that jenn.
Without you I’m lost
In a world filled with chaos
I need you here now
For Noelle:
Oh Noelle, your name
Like a song but do not sing
or you’ll get punched, hard
For Nick:
Pirate Lover Boy
Gently you touch my heart here
Where no one else sees
For Lori:
Lori-Lu a lark
Sets me to smile and laugh ‘til
milk comes out my nose
For Andrew:
A tall boy stands on
His board poised over snow so slick
wissshhh glide he is gone
For Fiona:
O Queen of style, a
tooth for sweets an eye for men
Brightest New York Light
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I was scrolling through my morning blogs at work and just saw all these amazing haikus!!!!!! So awesome. I can’t wait till we renew our vows. I’d write something lovely about you, but I can’t think straight because the Nemo holday party was last night. I hope you can forgive me! I love you always!
lovely BFF,
your little kitty loves me;
i could say pussy.
For Cody:
You make me live well
Like the world is a big song
Rocking, rolling tease.
For Himi:
Our quotes rock the room
From Japanese dramas to
Everything else – hah!
You have greasy hair
When you slept on my pillow
Was gross, didn’t tell
Even though you live
far away most of the year
I love you so much!
Ere you hated me
Then you listened to me, love
For that I thank you.
My sweet Betsy-pie
your hair is the color of
holiday turkey.
I am sorry that
I can never repay you
what you’ve done for me
To my cousin I fondly refer to as Tater Tot:
Didn’t like you then
But you are my best friend now
Lets go see Twilight
1 .giggles, singalongs,
lunch dates, boy-scouting, museums:
those are the best times!
2. you make me angry
but I think you’re the bee’s knees
we’re pretty special…
3. peas in a peapod!
we don’t snuggle quite as much
but that’s what we are.
for andrew, my e-coli specialist madman extraordinaire friend.
you science geek you
old hip hop and mismatched socks
we rock togeather
For Chels:
I miss my Chelsea
long has she been gone away
to gray skies and rainy days
For Ells:
You are my sunshine
inspiration and partner
in crime, you princess
For Fita:
my hippie lover
most annoying laugh of all
is a dancing queen
For Sunil:
You have wrecked my world
i have participated
love lives next to hate
For Lawson:
You possessed my heart
apparently not enough
storm took us under
For Gala:
Thanks for being you
creative diva, pink hair
exuberance, glamour, class
Knitting snug wool socks
Because your freezing toes are
Always tickling mine
you broke my heart but
somehow inside i still love
everything that’s you
Sophia
Drunk in hotels
Dirty dancing to Gunther
I’m having your child
Kelsey
Looks like trouble
Oh darling twin sister
You act like it too
Katie
Kay-baybay girl
We should elope to Vegas
Make Sophie Jealous
Sebastian
If I ever need
Somebody to show up drunk
I know you’re my guy
Conner
Unashamed, not scared
To call my grandma sexy
Shine, crazy diamond.
:D this is awesome, Gala. I’m thinking of millions more.
You live far away,
Your baby is coming soon.
I hope I meet her.
To my best friend Talia(even though her gangster-radar sucks) ;
Even though you thought
Ja was cooler than Tupac
I still love you so
To my friend Nicolas ;
One of your gauges
Is bigger than the other
Thus, you look goofy
To my rabbit Kellogg;
You eat my sweaters
Nibbling away with your teeth
But your ears are cute
for natalie!
your unique essence
is beautiful and wild
you are like no other
for sam~
like an angel
you light up my life
you are so bright like the sun
to my baby kitty gin~
you meow so loud
you are so insistent
i love your sweetness you little diva
oh max in florence
how i miss your dirty dreadlocks
but not that weird smell
=D
for my mama!
like a strong tree
you are powerful and full of life
you inspire me in your being
for James
my best-friend is male
he enjoys all things geeky
but that is just fine
I still tell people
you’re my best friend though we’ve been
apart for three years.
Car dance parties and
playradioplay! delight;
call me up lets dish.
we love unicorns
and transylvanians too.
lets forget fondant.
Before i met you
Fries were just a yummy snack
Fancy? pinkies out!
:)
oh em gee
i love thee so
write more often with glee
keenan
shine so starry
your eyes are cocoa and bright
i miss you-myspace me.
work
work’s so boring
down here in modesto, ca
reading blogs passes city time
Ever tolerant
of my shenanigans, and
excited by trains
#1
You are an Angel
Who was sent to me to show
What love really is
#2
You mean all to me
I did not know it until
You gave me a hug
#3
Have good night my knight
I am waiting you right here
Come with shiny horse
stoph and me, 7
years, still giving each other
butterflies, cute? sad?
Five hours away
She’s my little squirrel girl
Let’s run away now
Pink dreads a-flying
My sister dances all night
Always by my side
Ahemhem…
For my best friend, soul mate and angel Eka, who has now lived in NZ two years.
Even though I miss you,
I´m happy that we are both under
the same dashing starry sky.
My naughty Bee boy,
We make them think Something’s Wrong
At The Country Club.
(We’re both veddy tall & pierced, & like to wear oddly coloured & printed prep wear in the summer.)
in autumn’s whisper
you looked at me, smiling with
secrets and kisses.
we danced with laughter
down a trail to who-knows-where
carpeted in leaves,
like pumpkin flowers
the sky, pregnant with rain as
my heart is pregnant
with love. for yours is
as the air here: cool, crisp
refreshing, yet warm
like my fingers when
curled against your chest; running,
tickling, down your arms.
nurture well, my love
what blossoms full in my heart.
I want to be known.
you captivate me,
you pursue me; you make me
feel like a princess.
seek my soul inside
my eyes, veiled behind my hair.
I still remember:
the day you found me,
you parted my hair and fell.
strange how you fit me.
strange how I fit right
underneath your chin. for I,
daughter of dragons
will follow you, oh
son of spacious skies, wherever
our journey leads us.
but for this moment,
I’m content to stand here, spend
all my afternoon
snuggled in your arms,
maaaaaaaaybe nomming your fingers,
watching clouds go by.
Louie you are off
Eating yogurt from my cup
Strange for a cat.
Inaudible voice
But intentions sweet as pie
Green club thanks to you
Oops, didn’t notice it ate my email address. ;)
I guess it turned out to be a mix of haiku and senryu. ;)
Here’s one I wrote in 10th grade, with the help of a friend who knew more Japanese than I did:
kuwabara na
murasaki hana no
tsukiakari
black rose, the
purple flower of
moonlight
For Jenn:
Crying Emo Tears
I Wish Your Self Esteem Was
As Vast As Your Heart
i dye your hair red
and we stain your bathroom; time
time for a quick exit.
oops! erase the ‘time’ in the last line :P
For my lover Apa
My Apalicious
If I laugh every day
It’s because of you
For my oldest friend Lisa
With a smiley face
You fight your way through dark days
Warrior Woman
For my friend Sera
How do you get dressed
In the mornings now that we
Don’t live together?
For my friend Kate
Please don’t sleep with him
Cos he doesn’t respect you
And you are a Queen
For my friend Noush
Thanks for telling me
About Gala Darling’s site
I hope I win stuff
Here’s my entry :D
For my Friend Celia
Curls: Blue and Purple!
Dress sense of a real princess
Six great years of style!
For Elly:
Because You’re Batman
You Can Do ‘Most Anything
Spiderman Approves
For Nicole:
Have So Many Tunes
Your Comp Will Surely Explode
Call Me When It Does
For Cristina:
Sex On The Counter
Is How We Do It, Baby
Save Sugar For Me
my best friend is my boyfriend so yeh –
you are my lover
you’re my ally but mostly
you are my best friend
:)
for different peole ^^v
01:
still rocking out to
Aiden even far away on
the world’s other side.
02:
studying at the
library really means we’re
going to Rio
03:
bloody smartass, time
to head to the airport, give
johnny christ a smurf
04:
queen of the pandas
voice breaking it cracks me up
we will Burn It Down
To my dear boyfriend:
You are my sweet potato.
Cheesy nicknames rock.
prentiss, if we drink again
vodka, I promise not to
bring a jug
I have two best friends so…
crazy ass dancer
funniest girl around
and the smarts to boot
cute little button
a beautiful physics whiz
a winning combo
I couldn’t stop writing! Because I happen to have the best BFF eva!
What would my hair be
without my feirce, stylish
tacobell eating fool?
Free wax, cuts and dyes
the colorful miss kara
bestie of my dreams!
who else as crazy
stylish and childish?
only you, missy!
Lets sing the spice girls
and drink milkshakes at dennys
and swing all night long!
flash light tag is on
at karas, invite the boys!
that girl’s such a doll!
...Oh hell, how about some limricks!
When Kara and I spend the day
us girls sure know how to play
we swing and we shop
cut and dye both our mops
no wonder our boys never stray!
Me and Kara sure have a blast
looking good and kicking some ass
Every minute with her
makes me want to purr
Forever our friendship shall last!
(Guh! Thats so cute! I must send these to her!)
Haikus before work.
I need some good poem vibes!
My job can be gross.
Suddenly pizza
does not taste quite as good, when
you smell it all day.
Touching people’s food
is never appetizing.
Always eat your crust!
On to my friends :]
M-
We can always be
found laughing, even though you
stepped on my head once.
V-
Late night escapades – we are sisters in spirit.
Never change your heart.
D.F.-
This year is much too
busy, we never have time
to make out these days!
N-
My iCiNG darling – take me to college with you!
Gorgeous nonpereil.
C-
So far away that
we have never even met!
dEtour and oddish.
D.A.-
My dearest wolf, and
partner in insanity – I miss you dearly.
I hear your voice and
my heart sings – I am at peace.
Less than two years left!
I know there are some
who may have been forgotten.
More haikus to come!
For my best friend steffi
Graveyard warrior,
you step onto all my stones
so we hug so close.
little girl but strong
unique and thats why I keep
you around in my life
#1, for Jimmy:
Binary best friend,
Laying idly for two months,
your tush is still fierce.
#2, for Aylla:
Starry-eyed daydreamer,
living a lover’s nightmare,
let me heal your wounds.
#3, for Bobby:
Sleep love, without fear
I will slay hidden dragons,
singing Barry White.
My friends are complicated. Butt surgery, Boy problems, terrible dreams. Haha.
when you bit me deep
in the night, i could never
forget; i am yours
—
we swam quietly in
the turquoise waters, all is
perfection just now.
—-
my lip still hurts from
insensitive attention
tomorrow, gentler.
To my best friend and true love:
You are sleek and black
You follow me everywhere
You fuzzy warm cat
Allison! You are
little birds / music notes; let’s
have a dance party.
So, I first came up with this depressing-as-all-hell one:
I have made peace with
Those I love always leaving.
I’ve no perm’ bestie.
But then I realised it wasn’t entirely true. So:
Mother who gave me
Life: the only one I’ve loved
That’s never left me.
I’d like to think my mother is eligible for the position of my bf. :)
—xo.
don’t wallow in hate
you’re better than all of that
wonderful girly
frantic conniption
calm down; please don’t hurt yourself
nobody hates you
come to lunch with me
we’ll sit with all of the boys
absolutely quiet
Since third or fourth grade
Our friendship is still so strong
Best friends forever!
Ohh! i want this prize so much!
Christine lets me copy
her tests and homework she does
She is my whole world
wow….i’m pretty sure i just explained every reason i don’t deserve to win the prize….i don’t care! i want it!
You emo darling
You can drag me to concerts
Even if they’re shit
Allie my lovely
Astronauts and Ampersands
We will always be
Oh my dear best friend
We’re different people now
And we rarely speak
“Roasting on a spit”
Are the amusing lyrics
That we created
Oh, Gala Darling
I must admit, you’ve chosen
THE contest for me.
For you see, Gala,
I’ve spent whole days and hours
with her in haiku.
Her name’s Sophia,
and we call ourselves the true
HAIKU MASTERS (hee!).
we spend hours talking
of ideas and outfits
For we are SOULMATES!
Here, I will enclose
the hour-long conversation
solely in haiku.
sweetheart: Sitting here all day
As the haikus are written
Not doing homework
HANNAH (11:49:24 PM): that reminds me of
the four haikus I wrote in
may—procrastinate
sweetheart (11:50:25 PM): Good morning darling
DId I mention I love you
I’ll see you later
sweetheart (11:50:32 PM): Perhaps I won’t need
To always count syllables
While writing haikus
HANNAH (11:51:27 PM): at your break of our
haiku-a-thon, I chortled
but it was loving.
sweetheart (11:51:59 PM): This is quite silly
Dorky fun had by us but
sweetheart (11:53:24 PM): How dare Internet
Interrupt our marathon
Of haiku writing
sweetheart (11:54:33 PM): Haiku masters we
Will be, oops I am cheating
Oh well I am lame.
HANNAH (11:54:48 PM): “Preposterous,” I
say, and glare at the modem
“Why must you do that?”
sweetheart (11:56:06 PM): I giggle and laugh
At your words darling dear friend
And resume writing
HANNAH (11:56:30 PM): It is not cheating
It’s just “artistic license”
so you should chillax ;}
sweetheart (11:58:06 PM): Five syllable words
Where art thou I sadly cry
I shall go find you
sweetheart (11:58:38 PM): I butchered Shakespeare
Or did I, I do not know
I apologize
HANNAH (11:58:42 PM): If I could write these
Haikus without counting the
syllables—I would
HANNAH (11:58:59 PM): Unfortunately
I am not so skilled. So Sad
But someday I will.
So when that day comes
I will converse only in
haikus—be prepared
sweetheart (11:59:37 PM): Why cant I count to
Five without staring down at
My poor fingers — sad.
HANNAH (11:59:48 PM): I don’t think he’d mind
Shakespeare was a cool, nice guy
He’d have clapped for us
HANNAH (12:00:26 AM): More like your poor brain!
Silly Sophia, counting
is in our minds, ho!
HANNAH (12:08:32 AM): Oh Sophia I
think I am having too much
fun commenting pics.
HANNAH (12:09:07 AM): I make sure each one
is five seven five—haikus.
this is addiction
sweetheart (12:09:23 AM): Old people who kiss
Do make me smile wistfully
Hug and kiss away
sweetheart (12:10:26 AM): Tall people I hug
Now a new fondness of mine
Big bear hugs for all
sweetheart (12:11:14 AM): Addiction you say
I do agree but truly
You started not me =)
HANNAH (12:12:38 AM): Oh, accusation!
You make of me? Alas I
still truly love thee
sweetheart (12:13:38 AM): Don’t feign hurt my friend
You hand me new addictions
Really, woe is me
HANNAH (12:14:18 AM): No, we both suffer—
no work will be done tonight
For me, so it seems.
sweetheart (12:14:45 AM): LOL does not
Suffice for I am laughing
Uncontrollably
sweetheart (12:15:40 AM): Haiku mania
Have pity on us mere souls
Spread the love elsewhere
sweetheart (12:16:59 AM): Angsty fanfiction
I read, unfortunately,
Now cannot focus
HANNAH (12:18:03 AM): Lackaday! Oh, woe!
Without thee, haikus to waste—!
no one else tries it.
sweetheart (12:20:37 AM): I now see the world
In terms of fives and sevens
Signs of addiction
HANNAH (12:21:20 AM): Next we will finish
all math problems with number
haikus. Fun or fear?
sweetheart (12:22:24 AM): Fear I believe to
Ruin the beauty of haikus
With poisonous math
HANNAH (12:23:28 AM): O, she speaks the truth!
but must we end our mirth for
fear of math? Zounds, noo!
HANNAH (12:24:16 AM): Must the toils of
numbers keep us from ourjoys?
Hate math even more
sweetheart (12:27:36 AM): No one understands
Our shared joy and love – haiku
Gasp! How dare they hate
HANNAH (12:28:11 AM): Indeed; you are my
ONLY love in this hardship
but is it hardship?
HANNAH (12:29:11 AM): New existential
to haiku or not to? O,
let’s stay together!
sweetheart (12:29:42 AM): Nerds my friend calls us
They do not appreciate the
Sillly fun haiku
HANNAH (12:30:04 AM): ...That last haiku, it
was not up to par—Sad day!
am I losing it?
sweetheart (12:32:48 AM): This is getting easy
We shall start a trend, my friend
Oh dreams I can wish
HANNAH (12:39:58 AM): Perhaps, challenge for
the heroes—to haiku in
rhyme?—so difficult
HANNAH (12:57:26 AM): Your internet fails.
it breaks my heart so when you
are not here with me.
ALAS! was that far too
Much? Am I disqualified?
I hope it’s not so!
(the next day at school,
we continued our play, and
spoke haikus all day.)
To my darling dear,
SOPHIA, time when you are
near is most joyful.
We romp and we play,
we giggle and laugh and
dress up like cupcakes.
No one has a thing
on us. You understand me
and for that ilu!
We are each others
confidence and confidants
together for’va!!
I call her Missus
Severus and she calls me
“sweet Missus Lupin.”
Words cannot contain
My love for her! Sophia!
You are my best friend!
Oh Gala, I think I went overboard.
But when I go a-haiku-ing,
it’s hard for me to stop.
When I think of you
Candyfloss and magic cats
Spring into my mind
Remember when we
Were five and used to pretend
That we were sisters?
Oh I despise the
Way I am your party trick
Make me say haiku
—
My mother’s ‘party trick’ is that I can make up a haiku about anything on cue. I don’t really see how it’s HER party trick, in that case, but she’s still one of my best friends :)
I liked my last one so much I thought I’d do 2 more for my other 3 besties. :D
Cris:
Indominable
We argue so very well
It makes me happy
Lizzy the dancer
You are my artistic side
Beautiful you are
Nelinda:
My fellow roommate
Opposite yet similar
How crazy we are
Gala, I don’t think that Frost’s haiku was an Elton John “Rocket Man” reference, but I believe it was a reference to “Afternoon Delight” by The Starland Vocal Band. =]
When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight
We don’t talk for months
But we want to be gynos
And make lingerie.
Fucking E.S.P.
Stop mirroring my life, bitch
I kid, I love it.
Windy breezes blow
your Pocahontus undies
Please Lord, not again.
UCLA sucks
They took you away from me
No more farting sounds.
Let’s go to Chile!
Burritos, Biology,
sunny days ahead.
Your boyfriend is gross.
We can still have sexy time,
just don’t give me AIDS.
Hot coco mornings
People watching from my ‘house’
I love you, New York
lets hop on a train
i hope you think with your brain
you drive me insane
loveloveloveeeee
emmeline:
best friends share closets
eat, shop, sew, dance together
my life-size Barbie
marby:
thanks for loving me
my mohawked cuddly friend
we laugh at fart jokes
No good with Haikus
So please excuse my entry
First one gets my vote.
my long blonde-haired gangsta bff, opposite to my short haired weirdo self:
my opposite twin,
lets dress up as each other
to throw others off
to B:
never imagined
someone else could love monkeys
as much as I do
Kayla — Oh my god, you’re so right! That’s what I get for trying to be cute after midnight…
Matt went to Paisley
Even though he hates country.
I love him for it.
Oh Gloriapie:
our aspirations
of online world dominance
will one day come true
alix is my twin;
we make our entertainment
by wearing pink wigs.
lauren is from the
fifties, or a black and white
movie about love.
rachey goes dancing
with me under neon lights;
we live in our heads.
To my friend T, because he’s the only one who hasn’t left me all this time.
You made me play bass
So I bought one for my self
Now I am in love
Im sorry we wont date
You mean more than a boy friend
Always, bros ‘fore hos
To my friend K, who’s sort of a nut. But he always makes me smile.
You kicked my back pack
And you faked my abduction
You make me smile :)
Your girlfriend hates me
Im glad you broke up, so now
We can talk again
To my best friend and boyfriend, because he inspires me so much. And he makes me feel wonderful without being trashy or fake.
I used to hate you
Now you mean so much to me
I’m glad we’re in “like” ♥
Some things you “can’t” do:
Hug, dance, draw, sing, and IM
But I love them all
For Ashley:
Today, whilst bowling
I threatened to sneeze on you
But I never did
(Because I love you, presumably)
I love haiku :)have an account on pornohaiku.com…but none of those were PC, though they were about my best friend, my boyfriend.
here is one I wrote for him a long time ago and posted on pornohaiku.com….I have a lot of other ones on there but they are all very dirty and sexual in nature.
may I call you Sir?
tie me up, tie me down, please
I won’t say Daddy
here is one I wrote for my ex-bf who is also a dear friend
my fist in his ass
a very kinky boyfriend
now he is the ex
I simply adore haiku writing :)
So tell me my love,
What did I do before you?
How Can I live now?
For my western friends
You are my desert flowers in the
rain, sleet, ice and snow
Sometimes i miss you
so much that i just pretend
you never left me.
i miss her a lot
To my boyfriend
I love you so much
I break out into love songs at
the sound of your name!
I was just talking with my baby sister on the phone and it reminded me of this one night we were stuck traffic after a day at the Santa Monica Pier so I thought I’d add another haiku XD
I shouted “car rave!”
You pulled glow sticks from your bag,
life is fun with you.
and a kind of seasonal one for good measure about pretty much everyone I know really..
It’s the first Christmas,
I’ll celebrate without ya’ll.
Snow’s no fun alone.
I love you muchly,
Your smile looks like happy cow,
in jokes forever.
....When I lived down south
Our wardrobes combined gave us
so much to play with
Hehhehee my friend Katie I miss a lot now we are a whole Tasman Sea apart!!
Haiku to my lover:
Christmas is coming
You were in Iraq last time
Glad you’re here today
I know you’re going
Afghanistan is next now
You have your duty
What you do not know
Is that I will be there too
I am your echo
I’ve always been wild
I will go to war for you
Can’t stop me, Don’t try
You should consider
Maybe letting me poke you
In your balloon knot.
for my sister:
dear little sis,
you make me
laugh like no other
For my sisters:
Cackling like crazy
Inventing fake grandchildren
Whilst baking cookies
Know no-one else who
I would happily dance with
Whatever the time
we met at summmer camp
many moons ago: how times
have changed. for the best!
brutally honest
I trust you with my life,
my giggle buddy
For ET:
Our doctor who and
equestrian obsession
makes us mad bezzies
You are my stirrups:
I can ride without you but
you make me feel safe
P.S. I have a Haiga on the way! As soon as I find my digital camera… :)
She is not just friend
But support in time of need
She is my sister
My friend, my sister
My confident, my buddy
My support, my heart
It is so very
Hard to write about something that’s
indescribable.
Spread out across three
different continents: it’s
bad planning, BAD girls!
running in high heels
caffeine and downtown late nights
twins until the end
Il y a un mot
pour ce chose que nous avons
le coup de foudre.
(pour mon petit ami et mon meilleur ami – ils sont la meme)
To my man-
You’re a crazy man
Shocking people on the street
Oh, how I love you
always ask silly
questions: did you get enough
sleep last night, mister?
For Stephy Steph:
My Chinese lovely,
You are ridiculous and
I want your babies
For Dizzi Dez:
Dizzi and Nikkkek,
Our fake moustaches are boss,
Makes me laugh till cry.
(ha ha ha! I have a firm grasp of the English language.)
For Amy:
Oh wild-haired beauty,
You teach me so many things,
Especially wine!
For my boyf!
We click so damn well,
Don’t know why it took so long,
You’re my beardy boy!
The bunnies tripped you
Your knee went skew, so I’ll send
You your Gossip Girl
To my BFF Jules:
Talking tennis balls
Crazy make-up in dance halls
You’re with me through it all
squee I am so so so excited. I was dying for the Tokyomade event to come – thank you so much, Gala! I’m close with all of my friends, so I had to write many senryus! Here we go (with photos![]())
Elena, we share
Hot chocolate peacoat nights!
Fun times do abound!
MinJi – watashi
No tomodachi! Let’s
Go eat more tako!
(trans: Minji – my
Friend! Let’s
Go eat more octopus!)
Foreign beer & slow
conversation; not quite drunk
but very happy.
(My relationship with my best friend-that-is-a-boy, in a nutshell ;p)
my friend is making me post this haiku.
we would be nothing
without vampires, betrayal,
and thucydides.
because it’s true.
Dagmar
since preschool we have
grown and shared secrets,
letters, and long curls
such embarrassing
photos of us growing up
we laugh at them now
hard to believe that
we still relate like sisters
eighteen years later
(the previous 3 haiku were written to go together…but they’re okay on their own too)
we can’t breathe, laughing,
reminiscing on old times –
hooting on the floor
our stuff’d pals, best friends:
Brunhilde your hedghehog and
Bruno my soft bear
Your hat rules all! It
Sits cheerily on your head:
Jackie, super cute!
Tommy, how many
Books are on your endless shelves?
I’ll visit next week.
James, I know you like
Those hot, pretty Asian boys.
Good luck to us both!
Chelsea-chan, you goof.
Your face isn’t that chubby.
Smile now, beautiful.
Thanks Gala! <3
Your face is hairsome,
but “hairy” I restrict to
manly-men and butts.
boyfriend:
you have smelly feet
and you are really messy
boyfriend, best friend, love
bethany:
little artist bee
that teacup you made for me
im sure is stunning
caitlin:
you have taught me that
inner beauty cant be beat
you stole my haircut.
for A, who is wonderful:
scruffy astronaut
with your hypnotic drumming
laughing, we’re gypsies
for B, who is effin hilarious (i cheated, there’s six syllables in the first line):
Boobs can tell it’s raining
You’re embarrassing me in
front of my friends, dad.
My ode to cereal, who has always been there for me through the years:
Cereal, my love
satisfaction in a bowl
the soggy bits too
We are only friends
because, we know way too much
about each other
Your trainers and mine
Are side by side in the hall
And we are alone
Too sick to go through
But I think you really weren’t
Fear or just not right?
I want to tell you
That maybe it’s not for you
But you might know too
This one was a joke to her, but still…
Think before you speak
otherwise you say dumb shit
use discretion please.
In honor of Mr. Smith:
I convey my thoughts
To him with little birdies
He responds with waves
We’ve been spending a lot of our time practicing telepathy so that one day we’ll be able to speak to each other at all times.
and a silly one for Bia:
My dear Beatrice
I mustachio a question…
What are you wearing?
This is just a combination of inside jokes.
Opera diva
known you since third form silly
same sense of humour
Nico:
i48.photobucket.com/albums/f20…
makeup on his face
the boy with animal grace
he sang all night long
Julia:
i48.photobucket.com/albums/f20…
where it all begins
wish you had a road map in-
stead you got hourglass
Zane:
i48.photobucket.com/albums/f20…
counting headlights
i can feel your frequency
your not coming home
Devlyn:
i48.photobucket.com/albums/f20…
rose of jericho
the rain might wash you away
everytime you leave
-for my lover
little fuzzy head
hurry up and buy more games
so I can play them
-for my sister
your so beutiful
glowing more and more each time
Im so proud of you
wearing sparkly shawls
we’ll drink hot chocolate
i wish you were here
For my BFF who is totally over our group of friends long-running (and completely untrue) joke at her expense:
If you don’t want to
Be voted out of the tribe
Don’t be a racist, au!
to veetee, my darlingest:
you and me, hazy,
that burning southern comfort.
gazing at the stars.
to my imaginary friend:
all the ways we scream
dark blue soundwaves rushing up
tasting sweat, and love.
to my dog:
you peed on my leg.
i was pretty fucking mad.
i still love you though.
Oh Dearest Shelly
From the shores of Scotland came
Together we’ll roam
First through the valley
Of attractive young gay boys
And Euro-discos
We’ll jet to London
For the sake of your visa
Because of college
But with business done
We’ll then dance ourselves silly
With all the hot guys
But who knows what’s next
When the raving is over
The world is all ours
To be DJ queens
Or the masters of mayhem
We’ll conquer it all!
I have a couple for my closest pals.
Tasha:
You in the next room
Typing to me on the comp
So damn F.A.R.
Oh you are so blonde
But I love you anyway
My retarded duck!
Moka:
You may be famous
To me you are just Moka
You give the best hugs
Moka is very tall
If he tries to wear my pants
They go to his knees
The man I miss most, Morgan:
Oh my Monsieur Curls
Please do come back to me soon
You hold my heart tight
Sweet AWOL Mop Top
One more week is too long, sigh
I love you always
And my best friend, ever, my dog!:
Oh little bald one
You are such a shy pipsqueak
Let’s go to grandma’s!
Precious small nudist
Spin in circles for your treats
Then nap all day long!
S:
I love that we still
procrastinate together
when we’re far apart
and
I can’t wait for break
so we can bake cupcakes and
drink vodka and cran
M:
You drive crazy, but
I’ll let you drive my car ‘cause
we haven’t died yet
H:
You call me a whore
although I ask you not to
but I still love you
For Kath:
I wonder if she
sees me smiling when she combs
her beautiful hair
it’s ridiculous
how bloody long it is, but
she pulls it off well
considering this
is more an ode to her hair
I will be quiet
For Sarah:
maniacal but
still amazing- she steals the
hearts of all she sees
overflowing with
pills and bills, she is tragic
yet so succesfull
For the friend I haven’t forgotten yet:
does she remember
how much she laughed, how she stretched
out her tiny face?
naomi sparkles
Sprinkle glitter on to me
My shiny friend
We have adventures
You make art and me, cupcakes
Oh no it’s Bruczek!
baking treats with you
my delicious cupcake queen—
highlight of my day
hazel the colour
of your eyes embraces my heart
why are you distant?
mysterious you
disappear by taking wings
leaving me behind
loving big sister
hug me closer to you please
i feel desolate
once we were best friends
what happened to us, Katie?
i miss you dearly
nights spent awake, you
made me crazy with passion—
simply memories.
my angry angel
you warm my heart body and soul
i love all of you
together drinking
tea. remember how we met?
what a sublime day!
you’re a strange one
always causing a laugh or
two or three or four!
For Jen:
My oldest roommate
Only, closest confidant
Too far away now
For Rachel:
Fantasy hockey
BFs, never tear us apart.
But that Chanel could.
When my soul flickers,
You wish upon me, and turn
It into a star.
♥
Stacey my princess
You’re alice in wonderland
Bringing dreams to life
a lady so fair
without you i do not dare
red runs through your hair
Darling Debra Dear
Let us Dash to Chicago
tea parties await
more! this is too fun.
Lexi:
My wife is so hot
We slack like ninjaz at work
She’s got all the boobs
Here comes Miss Doodle!
Twinkle Twinkle Lexi-roo
Squish squish hehe ehn!
Robyn:
Stop going to school
You have enough degrees now
Get a job, hippie!
Robyn lives in Yaletown
She is a lucky mofo
Let’s eat cashew cheese
Meighan:
So many damn pets
You work with whales, lucky bitch!
Get me a pet sloth.
No more Guu dinners
Let’s go to Gorilla Food
You cannot escape!
Yngve:
What is our bro code?
I don’t know the specifics
Hook a ninja UP
Look at you, Playa
My crazy Norwegian pal
Let’s pillage some whores!
Sara:
Oh little Squidly
Let’s go skidooing soon, yes?
Don’t drink too much, now!
Squid is dangerous
Evil Long Island iced teas
Skid Vicious is drunk!
Sarah V:
Curly Squamish girl
Don’t rip out your hair again!
That drill was a bitch!
Squamish is so lame
We both got out alive, whee!
Time to rip shit up!
Nicole:
Nasty Nasty Nick
It’s time to get a U-Haul
Just kidding, har har.
Nicole is my bro
Even though she’s a female
Dude! Giddy-up! Snap!
Coleman:
You have a red beard
Hey! Hey Beardo, Vote Quimby
I think you like beards
I have your cherry
No you can’t have it back, ha!
Go get a new one.
Jen:
Thailand again? Damn.
Don’t tan yourself to a crisp.
Durian fruit smells.
Girly snogs are rad!
But now you have a boyfriend.
Suck to be me, huh!
Bonez:
Jeez you are too tall
Why can’t you shrink a little?
You skinny bastard.
Oh hi way up there
What is the weather forecast?
Rain today? That sucks.
Allen:
You moved to England
You limey motherfucker
Canada owns you
Inside jokes are fun
Watch out there is a penguin
BEHIND YOU! OH SHIT!
Adam:
Adam likes music
And naked photos of me
Shit out of luck, pal!
Ashley, you are great
Even though Rick Astley is
Your heart’s desire
Hey buddy, let’s go
get coffee and make fun of
scientologists.
Little corgi dog
Stubby legs and great big smiles
Welcoming me home
You are beautiful
How you look and who you are
I love you, my dear
Jessica – Pinkie
Met you at 3 &
so it was, & so it shall,
& so it will be.
Ebonie – Wifey
Met at fourteen &
You were too fucking peppy
Thank god you calmed down.
Christina – MC Willy
You always touch things
Things that are not yours, & then,
well, then you just lie.
Deanne – Ace
When you wash your hair
I love it cause then, you put
those flav braids in.
Allana – All Ana/Lani Burger
Met behind a screen,
Colored reality from
Technologic dreams.
Jay – My bottombitch =X
Won’t have sex with you
Offered my friendship instead
Stop trying, love you.
you’re my best girlfriend
and course our theme song for life
about boys boys boys
party together
dance, laugh and cry together
girlfriends are my life
summer memories
don’t wanna be aressted
guys where is my shoe?
To Elizabeth, the girl who gave me my self-confidence back:
She doesn’t notice
I gravitate like snow falls
She is beautiful
To Chris, the boyfriend who I don’t get enough of:
Love, I don’t know what
goes on in those pants of yours
But keep it in there
=( deanne was SUPPOSE to be:
Deanne – Ace
When you wash your hair
I love it cause then, you put
those damn flav braids in.
K:
I knew that we were
sisters since that day with the
marshmallows – twin souls.
I might be too late but I’m writing this anyway! For my oldest friend.
I couldn’t get through to the website all day so I know I’m too late for this one but here is my offering for Sonja and Marek.
Flying over Prague
In Spring we paint pink and green,
Frolicking as one.
Friend 1:
Great friends since grade school
I want to always know you
I hope that happens :]
Friend 2:
Dear jumpy darling
You are buoyant and bubbly
So much fun! /Snuggles!
Friend 3:
Name twins forever
I fear you have gone crazy
but I still love you.
Friend 4:
I used to want you
Now I just love you. We’re friends!
forever, o.k.?
Friend 5:
Being your roomate
is pretty freakin’ awesome!
Let’s always have fun!
For my best friend Victtoria:
Sensational dyke
The light of my ocean, and
The star of my sea.
My sex pest Vixen
Let’s do the KC pirate,
Squirm on the sofa.
Beautiful Vixen
Please don’t ever leave me, or
My heart will splinter.
For my best friend David:
Dastardly David
Giving her smiles gives me smiles
And happiness too.
Super Pirate Dave
We are bad-ass vegas whores,
SHINY DISCO BALLS!
Dearest Dave, one day
We will have the trip of a
Thousand lifetimes, yeah!
Suffocating farts
Burning my head with straightners
The joy of friendship
Blast of sparkling laugh
Creativity you are
Truck loads of mischief
tuty is the one
who puts a smile on my
face whenever around
I hope it a haiku I suck at counting syllables.
How I love my friend so
Timea is her name-o
she makes me smile lots
*****
My Ivy’s da bomb
She’s one supa stylin chick!
I love her to bits..
*****
She’s a little star
Life without gabba I would
rather never know….
xxxoooo
my beautiful friend
she thinks and feels my every
thought, my true soulmate.
SASHA
You can belly dance,
And have killer hips to match— But you wear no makeup!
Outside: chem whiz kid
Inside: dancing fiend… oy vey… Contradicted friend.
KRISTIN I don’t know whether Our political banter
Is really in jest.
HOWARD KEYS, THE PIANO
Our neighbors moved out
And offered me their TUNED one,
Alas, I declined.
Sometimes I wonder
Whether our relationship
Is symbiotic.
For my bestest friend Tara:
You are Down Under
I am here in Canada
Come home soon to play!
And for my adorable boyfriend Shawn:
With you I love to
Slowdance in my living room
Whisper in your ear
Somehow my lines got screwed up… it’s meant to be:
You can belly dance
and have killer hips to match
but you wear no makeup!
...
Outside: Chem whiz kid
Inside: dancing fiend… oy vey…
Contradicted friend.
...
I don’t know whether
Our political banter
Is really in jest
and so on.
Sometimes we converse
In Black Books references
(You’re a filth wizard!)
Oh, and one more for another dear friend Beth!
Bethy-pants you are
One of my most favourite peeps
Let’s eat cupcakes, yay!
A few for the crew:
Dear Arugala
You are the ice princess who
Will find the right hands —-
My lovley twin is
A cute little dinosaur
Scaring small children —-
You are my Rabbi
Stare with your bedroom eyes
Wear some pants, woman —-
No one eats more beans
Than us two with our pig cups
Holes don’t make ghetto
You have too much fur
You bite my legs in the night
You are a weird cat
baby, you’re too good
for the demons that enslave
you. the light shines on
daniel is my gay
he smells like calvin klein yo
i like to glomps him
woot!
I’m so glad we are
the kind of friends who
can lie together.
(as in asleep, not liars. :D)
I’ve never told you
but ever since we were young
I’ve wanted you so.
(for one of my guy friends).
Let us catch the train
in to the city of lights.
We’ll have bubble tea!
you are the silent
tornado, the warrior
with dark Russian eyes.
——————————
you are beautiful
but you don’t realise it yet;
look inside of you.
———————————
pagan energy
is in your braids, lips, skin
and comes unto me.
———————————
you have empathy
but you just aren’t using it-
i miss your sweet laughs.
In the summer breeze
I saw his shadow moving
It makes me miss him
One day long ago
I met you under that tree
It was grown for us
You are so awkward
But that makes you so, so you!
Never change, best friend
In the black coffee
Somehow, a strange reflection
Was you, no really
You change me a lot
For better sometimes for worse
Can’t you just be happy?
I am sorry but
My umbrella is too small
You take it! Okay?
Sister of my heart
Balloon of hilarity
You are my best friend
&
Dancing in the rain
With my lovely raucous friend
Sodden pantaloons
For Kim
always on the run
chasing boyz for fun thru dorms
never getting caught
For Bilaal
altho I love you
I want to choke you sometimes
now kiss me crazy
For Vera
lazy crazy days
so many reenactments
no more high school, yay!
Nicole super star,
serenade me in your car!
I am not kidding.
Lucy Valentine is my best matey, roomate, and gonna be rockstar. Here’s my senryu:
You’re the Damon to
my Ben Affleck, or, ‘lil friend
to this Pacino.
Silly blonde Gena
Known each other forever,
Still so crazy cute!
I would steal you a
ladder for them to sign, it
fits on the table
For my boyfriend, a Formula 1 and football fanatic:
Jonny Ferrari,
apple of my kiwi eyes,
which are really brown.
You bleed red and red
for Manchester, and also
Go Ferrari, go!
Biggest Star Wars geek
you will ever see playing
Mario all night!!
You are coming soon
to spend Christmas at my house!
I am so enthused!!
“D.J. Logie Lo!”
You hate that name but,
I get away with murder! ;)
Roganu-san please
Let’s visit Japan one day!
We’ll dance and say “RAWR”!
I’m done now. >_<
I have way too much fun with that.
i haven’t got a bestie but here’s my haiku anyways :(
I tell her no lies
But whisper all my secrets
to Miss Looking-Glass.
For my love and best friend:
ten years i have known
that you would be the one true
lover in my life
For my first best friend:
laughing till we burst
no ice cream in the same room
or it would all melt
For my best gay guy:
that summer i was
so angry and hurt by you
but still my best bud
For my Sweet Baboo:
Fluffy, warm and black
Purring loud, cold nose on me
Lazy, fat my cat
For me (of course I’m my own best friend!):
Bubbles, play doh, love
Christmas trees, Easter Parties
A fine Buddhist Jew
here’s mine! she sorta a bittersweet friend but somehow that makes the whole relationship sweeter… :)
protective of me
you have good intentions, i
love you forever
Life expands with our
Ability to reveal
Ourselves to others
x
Drums in the morning
Neighbors complaining common
Jem Jeremiah
:D
Dedicated to my most, most beloved friend.
1.
Oh, Light-saber Mouse!
Shall we cut through the darkness?
Together we fight!
2.
Achro-bot speaking.
My heart goes doki-doki?
Yay! You must be near!
For my pal who just came from Australia:
Dear Michelle, ma belle
Budding world-wide traveller
Bring me some cool stuff!
For my cute two year old cousin:
Megan, “bumblebee”
you are such a cutie pie!
Love it when you smile.
Your sister calls you:
babycakes, and I like to
poke your puffy cheeks!
You giggle and say,
“I farted” – too cute to be
ever called guh-ross!
Asian girl with mole,
You are very beautiful.
I’m glad you’re my friend.
:)
For BFF #1 <3
I’m the bubbly ying
To your sweet grouchity yang
We love boys in vests
You’re mad for H Moon
I fantasise about Reid
TV Addicts, yes?
For BFF #2 <3
Ticketing Genius
Poor lass, never seen Bambi
Such poor taste in men
For ME (amen Rachel! We deserve our own haikus!)
Whimsical madness
Closet Domestic Goddess
Love lime gelato
for myself-
you are the ocean
your hands are made of dead stars
we have always been
you are far too smart
i worry when you don’t sleep
you egyptian bastard
before i was sad
now i am rarely lonely
you make me honest
mandie, i miss you
doing the bob fossil dance
no fun on my own
II:
You’re Robin, but I’m
Yours, when I play sidekick to
Your Batwoman lead.
Felicia, my sweet
Why do you bother with Mike?
He’s playing your ass
He’s broken her heart too many times and she doesn’t understand that he’s just a douche.
My dear sweet Robin:
You whistle just like a bird
And frag like a bitch.
I’m referencing her mad musical and video gaming talent. ;>
We have the same face,
though we are quite different:
Identical twins!
We bicker and laugh
the times we are together,
which is all the time.
There are no secrets;
we are completely honest
around each other.
We do not worry
about hurt feelings because
we value the truth,
even when it is
not what we would want to hear.
What more could we want?
My twin sister is
the best friend I was born with.
We are friends for life!
My fun loving friend,
we eat tacos together.
and sneak out at night.
:)
my bestie, we get
lots of stares when together
candy colored hair?
short explanation: we come from a really small town, I change my hair color every few months, always unnatural, and she’s gone through a few colors herself but is usually pink or purple. one time at the mall we had a mother of a small girl (probably 4-5) come up to us and tell us that her daughter was very enamored with our hair and thought that anyone with hair that cool had to be a rock star, so she wanted our autographs. SO EFFIN CUTE. ahem.
writing haikus is really, really hard, haha. I think that’s the best I’ve got : /
{last of my haikus i promise)
N:
confetti showers
wherever you go—just squint
to see butterflies.
Y:
you catch the sunbeams,
releasing new rainbows from
those prismatic eyes.
One: My best friend Julian:
Our friendship will last
longer than it took you to
cultivate that beard
We have the same pants
size, so even though you’re a
dude we can trade shorts
I think if we are
both single at 40 we
should be wed (tax breaks?)
Do you remember
The time we made puppets and
I knew we were friends?
Now we have been friends
for a third of our short lives
let’s make it longer.
We are at our best
when we spend time together
although we are nerds.
One lives off rainbows,
the other looks best in monochrome,
we’re different but
let’s be besties till we get old.
1
Silly Charlee Wife-
towed cars, late papers, pissed ghosts,
all worth it for you!
2
Kentucky Road trip
queen, make me laugh while we steal
crazy road-side signs
3
Bunny, cat, go-go
girl, laughing on the sidewalk-
perfect Halloween!
4
Oh my Baba M
teacher switches up our names-
are we the same girl?
or…
Oh my Baba M
promise not to laugh when teach
switches up our names.
5
hair dye and playing
‘nuns,’ you girls are the best part
of living ‘college.’
Two: My best friend/lover boy Matt
We get some looks ‘coz
your hair is longer than mine
A good talking point
Thanks for all the shirts
I have “borrowed” from your place
Also for all the books
You taught me that I’m
worth more than I did believe
You have saved my life
She doesn’t really
care, if we’re being honest,
but she is all mine
Wherein you are House,
I am Wilson, and I don’t
mind sharing my food
We’ve been friends, lovers,
and the weird in-between stage.
I like us best now.
Even though we don’t
see each other all the time;
always I miss you.
We are old souls in
this new millennium,
slowing down in sync
Pop Princess Poochie
Or call her Coal Mine Peaches
She belongs to me
I have three I wrote without thinking, so they have to be the best one’s right? :p
My little Lala
bright golden brown all over
goddess in training
Forsooth my lizbt
red lips, soon to be blue hair
rolls only 20s
Oh mai halia
giggles like cherry blossoms
bitches like a pro
Lover forever
We will always be best friends
Our hearts are now one
GASP WE LOVE THEM ALL!!
皆さん、俳句をありがとう！！
どれも素敵です。
(Thank you so much to everyone for the haiku!! They are all so awesome!)
ありがとうがらさん。
(Arigatou Gala San)
Love from Tokyo,
Masao and Deanne
xx
You’ve been there for me.
I’ve been there for you also.
Let’s eat some cupcakes!
haha
To my dearest friends:
He may be a boy
And not understand girl stuff
But I still love him
Talking politics
We like to drink soy lattes
Outside the library
She doesn’t eat meat
Or like scientologists
But sometimes wears ears
She speaks fluent French
And looks just like Madeline
Omelette du fromage!
She can touch the sky
And look down on small children
And stomp them with her Docs
He wears flannelette
And likes to drink lots of beer
But isn’t a bogan?
=) So much fun!!!
You are my best friend
Champagne for breakfast and lunch
Apple of my eye!
My sweet Bryony
You are everything to me
How I MISS thee!!!
Man I’m a dorkus malorkus.
I copied and pasted the wrong one as the last line only has 4 syllables.
My sweet Bryony
You are everything to me
How I ADORE thee
I do still miss her though.. Hehe!!
My Dear Stephen King
If you were a pokemon
I would choose you first!
(Yes, my bff’s name is really Stephen King.)
To my boyfriend/male best friend, Ryan:
I love you so much
Let’s romp in the sheets tonight
And play games till dawn.
To my female best friend, Val:
You are my one true
Intellectual equal
A real classy gal.
And one in Japanese that you don’t have to count, but just for the hell of it:
寂しい日
君に会いたい
今帰る
(Sabishii hi
Kimi ni aitai
Ima kaeru)
The English would translate to:
It’s a lonely day
I want to see you
Return home now. (obviously, not 5-7-5, hence the need to be in Japanese)
i always wonder
is one bestest bestest friend
enough for a gal?
when i’m with you i
think yes, when without i think
where is that damn girl?
om nom nom, my
sad pony guerrilla girl,
I’ll fight Paul for you!
A set of haikus for my BFF:
Haiku’s don’t suffice
I could go on forever
about our friendship
the (platonic)love
we share is unlike any
other I have known
the things we have in
common, the bands, the books, the
actions bring us close
no one quite like you
we match because there is def
no one like me too
<3 I could keep going forever. Jenny is my favorite person just about ever. I really have no idea how I would function without her.
for Jussy, my gay bff:
Jussy, I love you!
If you weren’t gay I would ask,
“will you marry me?”
To the best I know,
Thanks for holding me when I’m,
Trashed and can’t stand up.
Lisa est vraiment
Ma meilleure amie; je l’aime!
Elle est tellement belle.
I know it’s in French but english is so much less pretty..
When I’m unhappy
She can always cheer me up.
Without her I’d die.
i don’t know what i
would do if i didn’t have
you in my life. thanks.
cupcakes and secrets
i called you my twin before
we drifted apart
now the only time
i hear from you is when you
comment my facebook
but if you ever
want to watch a lame movie
you can just text me :)
These are all for different people~
Going to dumpsters
and screaming at everything
is the best thing ever.
Darling Melissa,
Let’s have hardcore tea parties
every single day.
I miss you so much
Get back from that stupid school
so I can see you!
I have way more fun
on Habbo with you than with
most people offline.
WRITING HAIKUS IS WAY TOO ADDICTING. Must… stop…
Btw, these are in the order I thought of them, not in the order of how much I like them or whatever. :D
it is your birthday!
what crazy fun 19 is!
get awesome presents!
we finished Buffy
but we’ll still kick it hardcore!
our house will be sick
you live in Texas!
that is so not okay, G.
get your butt home now!
ode to Rebekah
don’t freak about your op
you are clever see!
Rob:
whisper to me, love
I’m addicted to your sound
‘till you come around
Freque:
lilies, roses grow
so nicely together, no?
we are stripes on tights
And again, ‘cause they’re awesome.
Rob:
life is full of chance
our adventures led us here
you are my twenty
Freque:
darkness and rainbows
eternity and a day
not sick of you yet
this is about my boyfriend-turned ex boyfriend- now best friend:
jeremy my friend
full of sweetness and good times
we’ll always be friends
Sunshiney summers
and cold, harsh nights of winter.
Make me think of you.
My best friend:
Highstrung forever!
I love the inside jokes that
no one understands. :D
My boyfriend:
Six years pass by fast
and I still get excited
anytime you call.
Many different ones here for different people, they’re rather odd though:
more queen than any girl
oh, where art thou Romeo
how i will miss thee
nothing quite as sweet
as hearing you proclaiming
‘we are such good friends’
how gorgeous you are
drunk, sexed up and hot as hell
let’s paint the town red
sweet little blonde girl
hurdy gurdy gurdy
let’s stay in touch always
just tell me what’s wrong
I have listened in the past
I’ll continue to
how very sly you are
a true ninja and you have
also stolen my heart
you’re so sweet and cute
i do want the best for you
but choose me instead ;)
Dearest boyfriend Frank
You are very amazing
I love you muchly.
Running out of steam;
His uplifting breeze wafts in.
A new paradigm appears.
To my sister from another mister and fellow Gala fan Rachel –
My dear rad twin Rach
We’re still single but that’s cool
I love you long time.
We’re both waaaaaay single but I think it’s ok cos it keeps us close. :)
I LUFF YEW RACH.
to my best friend Hanh-Tam
remember always
our lazy bike strolls
and our silly talk
For my suitemate Nikki
Boston accent and
the most understanding smile:
late at night we rant.
(to Carebear)
You say our friendship
has made you more real somehow
and that my dearest
has made me very real too.
(to Evan)
I meant what I said,
I promised to stand by you
until the end, and
some will ask how this can be
after what you did
it was you who made me feel
it is our hearts that
define what holds meaning
in our lives.
I don’t know if you can count Evan’s because 1.) he’s my ex boyfriend who I haven’t talked to in three weeks since he dumped me and started dating someone else two days later. But he was my boyfriend and best friend for 5 years, and it’s a hard spot to fill. 2.) Also, he wrote me a poem when I was 15, and I just shortened it to a Haiku and changed the order of some lines, and erased and added a line.
This is the original:
i see who you are and who else can compare
i meant what i said, i promised to stand by your side
until the end, that’s where we begin
from here to eternity we begin understanding
it is our hearts that define what has meaning in life
some will ask how can this be
but it was you who made me feel
I kind of only entered for Carebear. She loves this stuff.
oh my teen bean queen
let’s wear long bead necklaces
flowers in our hair
i’m your hayley jane
always and forever, right?
glitter and sharpies
For my dearest friend Bean.
Love,
Kate
The flowers blooming
will never match your beauty
of mind, heart, or soul.
For two different, equally magical people:
You: duvet, game boy,
Mismatched shoes and smiling eyes
Me: adoration.
Neon hippie dress
White lace up stiletto boots
Fashion miracle!
Friend #1
Your hair is golden,
like streaming rays of sunlight,
you light up my life.
Friend #1
You are a great friend
but sometimes you are a bitch
would you like midol?
Friend #2
Your eyes are bright blue.
You are exceedingly cruel,
it’s why i love you!
Friend #2:
Who else could I watch
Aaron Carter videos
with, but my best friend?
Friend #3
Your New York accent
makes me want to strangle you.
Learn to say ‘orange’, please.
Friend #3
you can’t pronounce your
own state, it is flor-duh, not
flarhhh-ihhh-dahhhh, capiche?
Friend #3
sometimes you make me
crazy, but in the end you
know i care about you.
Friend #4
You are so damn cute,
the devil in disguise, you
crak me up always.
Friend #4
the brazilian
guy is hot, we both agree
what color is his shirt?
now time for some for random boys I admire from afar ;)
there are too fun to stop!
Cuteboy #1:
Your belt is studded,
you are cute with a beard, also
when you are shaven
Cuteboy #1:
silently mouthing
lyrics, listening to your
ipod, you are cute.
Cuteboy #1:
Tomorrow, I am
going to talk to you and
ask you your name, boy.
Cuteboy #2:
You are cute, too bad
you are my best friends ex, let’s
be secret lovers?
Cuteboy #3:
You are smoking hot,
too bad you are twenty-five
and my gym teacher.
Cuteboy #4:
You were cute, but you
are a boyscout at sixteen.
What was I thinking?
Cuteboy #5:
You were really hot,
but you smoked weed alot.
i’m not into that.
My gal pal Mandi
who takes the best jumping pics,
let us jump some more.
Mon Yankee amie,
je freakin t’aime French class jokes
like:glace,glace bebe.
Horror movie boy,
I like spending time with you,
but ‘Saw’ makes me puke.
Theatre tech class
was a great class for an ‘A’;
let’s screw things more often.
Fellow tech backstage,
both our bikes were stolen there
instant friends we were.
Movie buff bestie
who understands random quotes.
But why is rum gone?
Clarinet gal pal
who sits right across from me,
learning french horn sucked.
I miss you, so can’t
You take leave? The winter is
colder without you!
For my BFF in Iraq. (heart)
Qui-Gon Anderson
And Obi-Wan Bartoli
Best friends forever
Last years roomie who transferred:
I miss you – someday
we’ll cover walls with scribbled
poetry again
we met in science class
you said I looked good in red
been friends ever since!
-for amanda
when I first met you
swirls were painted on your toes
always stay unique
-for katie
Nights spent feeling scared
but your touch is always there
you make me feel safe
-for the boyfriend
I hope so much I’m not too late for this, I’ve been snowed under at uni, it being the end of semester and all! It says it was posted on the 10th and it’s the 12th now sooo….
Here are my submissions anyway:
Katherine we shall
Wear wigs and dance our feet off
this Christmas my love
Dear Kate if any
one can pull off those wet look
leggings it is you
Alice I want to
See more of you next year I
Miss your loveliness
Krista you are my
Oldest friend but you do my
head in quite a lot
Adam we’ve been friends
For years but I want my
Vibrator back please
long years between us
oceans, mountains and rivers…
...yet you are so close
-for Sonal