iCiNG Days Of Christmas: Trashy Deluxe!

[ 5 December 2008 ]

Trashy Deluxe

I have been on the search for a fabulous new nameplate necklace for a long time. (Just like Carrie in Paris, I lost my silver ‘Gala’ necklace — but unfortunately haven’t rediscovered it in the lining of a vintage bag!) I would regularly search Ebay & Etsy, looking for something that appealed to me, but could never find anything.

Until, that is, I stumbled across Trashy Deluxe. This is what I ordered, & it is winging its way to me right now. I am absolutely delighted with it, & it hasn’t even arrived yet!

Here’s the thing. Teresa of Trashy Deluxe & I share a certain sense of humour — that is, kind of crass & raunchy. The sort of humour you are selective about airing in public. So in order to win your very own custom nameplate necklace, we want you to wow us! Make us laugh! You can’t just go run-of-the-mill like I did! Sad but true!

Come up with the most hilarious, original, wicked, crude, fabulous nameplate you can think of!

We will be using our powers of discretion to choose the entry we think is most deserving. The lucky winner will have their submission made into a beautiful custom, hand-cut necklace in their choice of brass or silver. You have 48 hours, so hop to it, & you can enter as many times as you like! (We all know what it’s like to do something & then realise you can top it several hours later!) & again, this contest is open to everyone! Yes, even your granny! That’s just how we roll, baby!


Super-love & cupcakes,
Gala <3


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  1. SCHMEGMA!!!!!!!
    which is the dirt under a mans foreskin
    and my mothers loving nickname for me
    i have it on braclets lol!!!

    <3 Lora Nunn · Dec 5, 01:48 PM · #

  2. Thunder Cunt!

    <3 Chee Ann · Dec 5, 01:49 PM · #

  3. Cupcake Killer

    <3 Emma.L · Dec 5, 01:49 PM · #

  4. “Virtuous Vagina”.

    <3 k-a-double r-a · Dec 5, 01:50 PM · #

  5. Or “Man Killer”

    <3 k-a-double r-a · Dec 5, 01:53 PM · #

  6. “bucket of aids”
    !!!
    inside joke about rent!

    <3 Lora Nunn · Dec 5, 01:53 PM · #

  7. cummuffin!

    kittentits is also good :D

    <3 Kara · Dec 5, 01:55 PM · #

  8. “Mink Rampage”

    (have to give it a go – it’s my stage name!)

    <3 SometimesBaby · Dec 5, 01:55 PM · #

  9. of course the obvious “CUNT” !!
    haha

    <3 SARAH · Dec 5, 01:55 PM · #

  10. HAHAHAHAH

    Ahhhh this is going to be so good!

    <3 Gala · Dec 5, 01:57 PM · #

  11. Twat Waffle

    <3 j_mme · Dec 5, 01:57 PM · #

  12. “delicate genius”
    “wonky butt”
    “s(he)”

    <3 Bianca Alexis · Dec 5, 01:58 PM · #

  13. Maybe not the most original, but I would love it

    “Consumer Whore”

    or how about “Unicorn Ta-Tas”

    <3 Laurel · Dec 5, 01:58 PM · #

  14. “Foxy La’Fux”

    <3 SometimesBaby · Dec 5, 01:58 PM · #

  15. “ladylover”

    <3 Dallas · Dec 5, 01:58 PM · #

  16. Tacky Onassis =)

    <3 Tracy Joecken · Dec 5, 01:59 PM · #

  17. “Nun Raper” or better yet “Sister Fister” hahahaha

    <3 Tim Kern · Dec 5, 01:59 PM · #

  18. “revolting.”

    I just love it because there are SO many possible interpretations – gross, revolutionary, etc. etc. etc. ...sexual deviation, perhaps?

    <3 lauren · Dec 5, 02:00 PM · #

  19. “Ginger Minge”

    <3 SometimesBaby · Dec 5, 02:01 PM · #

  20. “strap on cock slap!!”

    im good at this… me and my friends have dirty text message fights were we just send each other dirty words and who ever laughs to hard to reply or runs out first loses!

    <3 Lora Nunn · Dec 5, 02:02 PM · #

  21. Since I work at a porn company,
    I think mine would need to say
    “Smut Peddler”.

    <3 star · Dec 5, 02:03 PM · #

  22. “hot pockets”

    i need a necklace that says hot pockets!

    <3 brittanny · Dec 5, 02:05 PM · #

  23. Hoe bag or
    fag hag
    or
    fagette

    <3 j_mme · Dec 5, 02:06 PM · #

  24. “Vagina Heights” quoting my bff.

    <3 Liz · Dec 5, 02:08 PM · #

  25. cum dumpster is my personal favorite…perhaps i’ll think of another later

    <3 meg · Dec 5, 02:09 PM · #

  26. “Cock Master”

    “Stunt cock” is kind of awesome too, or “stunt bottom” maybe?

    How about “Itty bitty titty committee?”

    <3 Jenni · Dec 5, 02:10 PM · #

  27. “small tits”

    I have unfortunately the smallest out of a family of D’s. Sadly just an A :P

    <3 sharon · Dec 5, 02:10 PM · #

  28. since seeing it in a tattoo i’ve always loved ‘cuntpuncher’. its so offensive yet awesome!

    <3 charm · Dec 5, 02:10 PM · #

  29. “Sofilled foryou”

    from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

    <3 BriannaMarie · Dec 5, 02:11 PM · #

  30. Glitter Cunt

    -Glitter is fabulous

    <3 Twinkle · Dec 5, 02:12 PM · #

  31. Milky Discharge (from tripod)

    Fuck Shit

    Tity Wank

    <3 Coletta · Dec 5, 02:21 PM · #

  32. ‘Fuck Me Filthy’
    or
    ‘Fuck Me Fabulous’
    or
    ‘Muff Diver’
    or
    ‘Dick Hungry’
    or
    ‘Your Whore Always’
    or
    just simply, ‘Prostitute’

    <3 Baby Sinead · Dec 5, 02:23 PM · #

  33. Eat My Cupcake

    Cherry Popper

    Sassy Tail

    Clit Tickler

    Juicy Lips

    Boobalicious

    Betty Boob

    Eyes & Thighs

    Leg Spread

    <3 Kerry · Dec 5, 02:29 PM · #

  34. Slutcake :)

    <3 Opium · Dec 5, 02:29 PM · #

  35. “Vag Castle”

    from an unfortunate incident involving frozen White Castle burgers. I cannot speak of it…

    or “Cherry Popper”! That would make an AMAZING necklace

    <3 Kristen · Dec 5, 02:29 PM · #

  36. I’m a big Lady Sovereign fan so I’d love:

    “You’re the Minga”

    or even just Minga

    Or seeing as I’m a burlesque dancer perhaps “titty twirler”.

    <3 Clara Cupcakes · Dec 5, 02:30 PM · #

  37. cockfight

    <3 katie · Dec 5, 02:41 PM · #

  38. cock block, fuck knob
    or
    shit out of luck (a bit long)
    ha, i don’t know- i like glitter cunt myself. rofl.

    <3 elynoelle · Dec 5, 02:42 PM · #

  39. “Lick My
    FLANGE”

    lol. I think flange is pretty much the dirtiest word ever.

    <3 Nicola · Dec 5, 02:44 PM · #

  40. ‘Crack Handler’

    <3 Amy · Dec 5, 02:45 PM · #

  41. STANK PUSS

    <3 Baby Sinead · Dec 5, 02:45 PM · #

  42. wanker!

    no, really, it would be funny :D

    <3 Abbeh · Dec 5, 02:47 PM · #

  43. I’m going to go with “I Swallow,” or a simple “Blow Me.”
    But I would die if I saw a “Pussy Licker” necklace, or even a “Penis Breath”
    LOL!

    <3 Judy · Dec 5, 02:52 PM · #

  44. cockhound

    double-lips

    Fairy coo (don’t ask…but i loves it)

    McSmut

    dirty sanchez

    god..these things are coming TOO easy for me. there’s something wrong with that

    <3 Vicki · Dec 5, 02:53 PM · #

  45. I thought of another good one! “Tits McGhee”

    <3 Judy · Dec 5, 02:55 PM · #

  46. Pussy Galore!!

    <3 Emily · Dec 5, 02:56 PM · #

  47. Firecrotch!

    <3 Nicola · Dec 5, 02:56 PM · #

  48. AXEWOUND!

    <3 Ritalin · Dec 5, 02:56 PM · #

  49. #1 cunt
    nude model
    dominatrix
    wet dreams
    miss midnight O
    beware of cunt
    beware of slut
    beware
    bongs&thongs
    fuck me heels
    orgasmic
    100% orgasmic (a play on organic)
    lick this(,) cunt (love double entendres!)
    platinum fuck
    sassy cunt
    swallow

    <3 Elissa · Dec 5, 02:57 PM · #

  50. ‘Double D-va’

    ;D

    <3 Darshana · Dec 5, 02:58 PM · #

  51. Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck

    (credit: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

    <3 Poire Gourmande · Dec 5, 02:59 PM · #

  52. ‘not even cheese’

    (this doesn’t sit right at the end of that list… i do mean actual cheese!)

    <3 beckyecky · Dec 5, 03:00 PM · #

  53. in honor of britney spears, “if you seek amy.” get it?

    <3 denise · Dec 5, 03:00 PM · #

  54. “Bush”

    ...double entendre

    <3 Andrea · Dec 5, 03:01 PM · #

  55. hahahah this is by far the most hilarious competition ever. I has a couple:

    1.
    i would want something that’s still relevant to me, so I’d probably go with ‘spewbag’.

    2.
    I think “vagina” would be the bomb in pretty silver script. ha ha!

    3.
    “Hot Sailors” (which, in Arrested Development is followed by, “Or better yet, ‘Hot Seamen!”)

    4.
    My favourite, as coined by Juno: Pie Balls

    <3 Nikkee · Dec 5, 03:01 PM · #

  56. I would have:

    ‘Horny like a Unicorn’

    x

    <3 Morgan · Dec 5, 03:02 PM · #

  57. Scuttlebutt
    Trailer Trash
    Cutthroat Bitch
    MILF
    Mile High Club
    Hustler Club
    Jailbait
    Fag Hag
    Cat Whisperer (ie. Gossip)
    Cougar

    <3 Ashe Mischief · Dec 5, 03:02 PM · #

  58. Snatch (as in pussy)

    Good Pussy

    Shore Thing (as in A Shore Girl’s a Sure Thing)

    <3 calliope! · Dec 5, 03:02 PM · #

  59. Y’all are FILTHY!
    I’M SHOCKED!

    <3 Gala · Dec 5, 03:02 PM · #

  60. another fun one!

    paradoxia

    Bitch Tits

    Fesse Moi

    Attache Moi

    Mange Moi
    ( I love french)

    <3 Hope · Dec 5, 03:04 PM · #

  61. I’ve narrowed it down to the three I use most:

    Douche Nozzle

    Zipper Taint

    Cunt Monkey

    <3 Mel · Dec 5, 03:04 PM · #

  62. PUNANI!

    or

    Meat curtains

    <3 Kate Carter · Dec 5, 03:05 PM · #

  63. muffin butt, tits laroo, asshat, snatchface, zombie wacker, douche nozzler, baby cave, dick hugger!

    <3 amanda · Dec 5, 03:06 PM · #

  64. “Slutever”

    <3 Andrea · Dec 5, 03:06 PM · #

  65. Fucking Classy

    Below Me (say this five times fast!)

    She’s Lost Control

    <3 Meltem · Dec 5, 03:07 PM · #

  66. “I Put Out”-that’s all you need!

    <3 Emily · Dec 5, 03:08 PM · #

  67. little miss naughty (thank you mr. men and little miss)

    little miss sex drive

    ta ta box (taken straight from a biology homework question)

    pleasure pleaser

    <3 Cindy · Dec 5, 03:10 PM · #

  68. My brother and I came up with this loving nickname for one another: Fatass Asshole Sassafrass Ass Assassin. That’s ass…seven ways, seven glorious times.

    <3 Valerie · Dec 5, 03:17 PM · #

  69. Vile Temptress

    Vile

    Nasty

    Filthy Whore

    Dirty Slut

    Depraved

    Defiled

    <3 Opium · Dec 5, 03:17 PM · #

  70. Cat Flaps.

    <3 Caroline · Dec 5, 03:17 PM · #

  71. I feel like since I’m 16 I shouldn’t go around with a necklace that says “cunt” on it, but I greatly want one of these necklaces.

    iSodomize

    fornicate

    suck it

    Yo’ Mama

    iKink

    penis-muff

    You only THINK we have thin walls (too long for a necklace really, but oh well)

    causes-gossip girl

    warning: orgasm ahead

    I am rather attached to penis muff.

    <3 emmy · Dec 5, 03:18 PM · #

  72. Twat Waffle XDDD

    <3 Gina · Dec 5, 03:18 PM · #

  73. Gashtastic!

    Vagtastic!

    Holesome

    <3 Nicola · Dec 5, 03:20 PM · #

  74. Clam Hammer…
    as described by my friend,
    “Two pantsless women flying through the air at full force towards each other, clams first.”
    Picturing it made die a little inside,
    with laughter of course :)

    <3 Mishiee · Dec 5, 03:21 PM · #

  75. Gold Digger
    Boy Toy
    Sour GIrl
    Wicked Games
    Desperate but not Serious
    Misanthropic Bitch
    Too Drunk To Fuck
    Toxic
    Pussy A-Go-Go
    Sex Dwarf
    Notorious
    Electric Barbarella
    I’m Your Secretary

    <3 Ashe Mischief · Dec 5, 03:23 PM · #

  76. Coffee Break?

    Sugar Water

    Tea & Molly

    BunniAqua

    <3 Bunni · Dec 5, 03:25 PM · #

  77. “queer.“

    “power pussy”

    “carpetmunch” / “carpetmuncher”

    “hysteria” (Greek for “uterus,” esp. regarding ailments therein – fun fact!)

    “cunnilingus”

    <3 L. · Dec 5, 03:25 PM · #

  78. “SuperHuman”
    “Fucking Napoleon” ...inspired by Ani Difranco
    “Back it up baby”
    “peace,Love,Muff”
    “HOT SEXY LUSTY” Head Like A Hole (nz band)
    “Pole Princess”

    I love everyones ideas! I so want to give these as xmas presents!

    <3 Jule · Dec 5, 03:29 PM · #

  79. Gashtastic!

    Vagtastic!

    Holesome

    Axe-wound

    <3 Nicola · Dec 5, 03:29 PM · #

  80. gay blade
    cum guzzler
    gutter whore

    <3 leen · Dec 5, 03:30 PM · #

  81. I personally like “Cumbucket”, but I’m sure I’ll enter more ideas. :P

    <3 Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 5, 03:32 PM · #

  82. omg, how cute would twinkletwat be?

    I would also love to have have a necklace with just a number on it to provoke conversations like this:

    peep: what’s that on your necklace?
    me: it says seventeen.
    peep: what for? is it your lucky number? does it have a special meaning?
    me: oh my lucky number is much higher, but i loose count after i give myself about 17 orgasms.

    and money shot would be pretty funny too.

    <3 mandarine · Dec 5, 03:35 PM · #

  83. I touch myself

    nipple (best necklace ever)

    frotteurism

    <3 Cindy · Dec 5, 03:35 PM · #

  84. QUEEF

    <3 Gina · Dec 5, 03:35 PM · #

  85. “2 dolla ho”
    “big black dick” -dizzee rascal
    “jizz cock” -peeshow
    “in the bed disco”
    “cum muffin”
    “double dipper”
    “rub one off”
    “I spit”

    <3 x · Dec 5, 03:35 PM · #

  86. You Wouldn’t Like It

    <3 nadarine · Dec 5, 03:36 PM · #

  87. “Just A bit Lower”
    “Only thing I wear to Sleep”
    “Clothes Off Necklace On”
    “Miss Man Eater”
    “Scorchin’Hot”
    “Little Miss Bad Ass”
    “Hi Future Lover”
    “Lets Lose Control”
    “DOWN boy”
    “Want a taste?”
    “Warning: Hot Property”
    “Warning: May break your heart”
    “Queen of Broken Hearts”
    “Too Hot for You”
    “Taste my milkshake”
    “Your Penis is Mine”
    “I look better naked”
    “NO Underwear”
    “Penis Collector”
    “No1 deVirganizer”

    hah xD all i can think of right now

    <3 melludee · Dec 5, 03:38 PM · #

  88. When I was in high school, I got in trouble for having purple hair. The reason I couldn’t have such hair at school, the nuns said, was that I couldn’t have it in the workplace. What I wanted to tell her was that I ALREADY had a job—as a stripper. And my stage name was Purple Thunder, so I couldn’t very well change my hair!

    So, I’d like “Purple Thunder.”

    That, or “Dumpster Muffin.”

    <3 Alice · Dec 5, 03:39 PM · #

  89. Brazen Hussy (or just Hussy)

    Hornbag (thanks Kath and Kim!)

    <3 Emily · Dec 5, 03:40 PM · #

  90. Gerontophile

    Rocked by a Cradle

    I’m not sexually attracted to old men, fyi, haha

    <3 Darshana · Dec 5, 03:40 PM · #

  91. “Joe mama”

    “in my pants”

    <3 Darshana · Dec 5, 03:54 PM · #

  92. OMGasm!

    Meet You Downstairs

    Trouble

    Rooter (I’m not sure if anyone other than New Zealanders and Australians use that slang…)

    Dirrty

    Transylvanian Transvestite (Yeah Rocky Horror)

    Toucha Toucha Touch Me

    <3 Magdalena · Dec 5, 03:55 PM · #

  93. Vagina Warrior

    In honour of the original vagina warrior – Eve Ensler (of the Vagina Monologues fame).

    If you have a spare couple of moments you should check out her video at TED. She is totally amazing and inspiring and makes me want to cry in a good way every time I see her.

    http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/ev…”:http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/eve_ensler_on_happiness_in_body_and_soul.html

    Love.

    <3 Chloe · Dec 5, 03:59 PM · #

  94. So filled for you
    Cum dumpster
    Kitty boxxx
    Sperm
    Porny
    Arse face
    F packer
    Eff word
    Skanky mc skankskank
    Penis + vagina
    Penis + penis
    Vagina + vagina
    Golden balls
    Brass monkey
    Incestuous
    Whore love
    Baby daddy
    Miss titty
    Hole plugger
    Green man
    Bone collector
    night man
    Detachable penis
    Morgan freeman

    <3 BriannaMarie · Dec 5, 03:59 PM · #

  95. Sackrobat

    <3 Justred · Dec 5, 04:00 PM · #

  96. three more for the road…

    “Coin Operated”

    “Slippery Bits”

    “Diamond Crust”

    That’s thems.

    x

    <3 SometimesBaby · Dec 5, 04:00 PM · #

  97. so mine’s hardly raunchy at all. but i would love to have these words adorn my neck…

    parapluie (my all time favorite french word)

    impeccable (my favorite word EVER...i’m such a geek)

    mon petit chou

    cupcake kisses <— :)

    mamihlapinatapei (after you did a post on that word i’ve been in love…it has such a beautiful meaning!)

    lady marmalade (i loveee moulin rouge!)

    naughty&nice

    je t’aime a jamais

    voguette

    “shut it down”// “amAHzing” (gotta love rachel zoe)

    lace&leather

    la couturier (a bit selfish, haha, but i do love the name of my bloggie :)

    xoxo,
    La C.

    <3 la couturier · Dec 5, 04:02 PM · #

  98. Dirty Slut

    Good On My Knees

    Fuck Me Sideways

    Take It All Bitch!

    I Swallow

    <3 Jessabelle · Dec 5, 04:06 PM · #

  99. Beef Curtains

    Pillow Biter (this just sounded really funny to me.)

    Youre the Master

    Dirty Milkmaid

    Dirty Debutante

    final one…

    Bawdy Broad (what up Mr. Shakespeare?!)

    and one for Gala!

    Galagasm! – ex. “Holy shit! I just went to galadarling.com and had a galagasm at the post about her new shoes!”

    <3 Crystal · Dec 5, 04:06 PM · #

  100. Burn Motherfucker

    Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

    Penitration

    Salubrious

    <3 Coletta · Dec 5, 04:08 PM · #

  101. OH!

    “See you next Tuesday”

    I like to be a bit more subtle with my vulgarity
    ha ha ha =)

    <3 Nikkee · Dec 5, 04:09 PM · #

  102. Fuck forever
    Wet
    Bloody mother fucking asshole
    Pussy
    Clitterati

    Xxx

    <3 Rebekah · Dec 5, 04:10 PM · #

  103. Bad Feminist

    <3 nadarine · Dec 5, 04:10 PM · #

  104. puta (whore in Spanish)

    snog queen

    bleeder

    Coochka (bitch in bulgarian)

    <3 j_mme · Dec 5, 04:13 PM · #

  105. Oh! Crude things!
    This is one I’ve always wanted to have:
    Fire Crotch

    And these are some runner-ups:
    Wang Wanker
    Sheet Stain
    Ball Crusher
    Supa’ Fly
    Mind Muck
    Flawless Filth

    or simply..

    SOVEREIGN

    <3 Rose · Dec 5, 04:20 PM · #

  106. Vagoo! lmao.

    Or sugartits.

    <3 Michelle · Dec 5, 04:20 PM · #

  107. Will Fuck For Shoes
    Naughty
    Curious
    Sex Slave
    Sparklebits
    XXX
    Raunchy
    Be My Lover.

    <3 Mariah · Dec 5, 04:21 PM · #

  108. Oh DEAR! I know it’s completely off-trend, but I have to be honest with you – for quite some time I have wanted one that says “Shush, Baby”. Yes, I know it’s my second Conchords reference in two days, and I know it’s not grubby, but it’s my dream nameplate – just call me Nana. I am not ashamed! :)

    <3 Nadine · Dec 5, 04:22 PM · #

  109. Wow, I can’t believe y’all would wear that shit around your neck! My mother would be disgusted by the excessive use of cunt. 0_o

    I’d go with ‘Mace Me’. It’s relevant to me :]

    <3 Ms Constantine · Dec 5, 04:25 PM · #

  110. i just thought of some more :)

    la coquette

    coquettish

    <3 la couturier · Dec 5, 04:29 PM · #

  111. Here’s a geeky/dirty one: Loves2Spooge

    <3 miss morgan potts · Dec 5, 04:29 PM · #

  112. Some of these are location/new zealand specific but Gala should get most of them:

    Bogan
    Hutt Valley
    Hutt Valley Bogan
    Westie
    Dickworth (my friends insist on calling me this)
    Chup bro?
    Bugger
    Artwank
    Fag/faggy/faggot/faggotry
    Guts for garters (my mum used to always say this to me)
    Good as gold
    Pissed
    Munted
    Strewth (ahhh alf off home and away)
    Dork/Dweeb/Nerd/Geek/Freak
    Dork Brigade
    Aotearoa
    Eketahuna
    Kia Ora
    Patu (used to describe something which is broken, or substandard)
    Fuckwit
    Fucktard
    Epic Lulz
    kthxbai
    Sad Trombone

    phew… ok… that’ll do for now…. this is such an awesome prize! EEEEEEEEEEEE

    <3 Anna Rose · Dec 5, 04:32 PM · #

  113. Michelle MaBelle (or do I need to go kinky? haha Id simply adore having it on a necklace)
    wasted&ready
    ¡Horrorshow!
    drink up me harties (i assume thats to long though!)

    this is all so fun, love!

    <3 Micha Bernard · Dec 5, 04:35 PM · #

  114. So cheesy

    “Queen of America”

    Patty Slapped (taken from Lords of Dogtown)

    “I’m looking for corny in my life” (taken from The Holiday)

    Corny

    Boobalicious

    icing on the (cup)cake

    Peas to my carrots

    “yada, yada, yada” (taken from Seinfied)

    “everybody lies” (House)

    Maggot

    Broad

    Wench

    Tart

    Saucy

    <3 Sylvia · Dec 5, 04:38 PM · #

  115. “RipeTomato” Sounds innocuous enough, unless you know that tomato was slang for a hot lady.

    “VehementCoquette”

    <3 Christina · Dec 5, 05:06 PM · #

  116. Cuntnugget has always made me giggle personally…

    It’s not very raunchy but the idea of one of those necklaces that says “Epic Fail” cracks my shit up.

    <3 Michelle · Dec 5, 05:07 PM · #

  117. Sugartits

    Insatiable

    Vagitarian

    Cock Wrangler

    Smutty

    Pussyverse

    Filthy Mouth

    Cock Vortex

    Shame Cave

    Starfucker

    Pussylicious

    Deepthroat

    Vixen

    Minx

    Nymph

    Cocktease

    Honeypot

    Scandalous

    Femme Fatale

    Come Hither

    Vamp

    Pinup

    Wet

    Landing Strip

    Spank Me

    Gag Me

    Worship Me

    Pervert

    Lecherous

    Sadist

    Masochist

    Damsel

    Tease

    Sugarplum

    T&A

    Submissive

    Dominant

    Perky

    Cockwhore

    Fruitcake

    Lusty/Lustful

    Cruel

    Torture

    Fuckable

    Jailbait

    Superbitch

    Fudgepacker

    Violate Me

    Violated

    Crass

    Squirter

    Cumslut

    Rough

    Tight

    Virgin

    Backdoor

    In Control

    Control Freak

    Out of Control

    Break Me

    Pin Me Down

    Beg

    Lapdancer

    Va-Jay-Jay (lol)

    Cameltoe

    Cockpit

    Coochie

    Mmm, Pie

    Munch Box

    All Eyes on Me

    Snake Charmer

    Commando

    Twat

    Free Lunch

    Penis Flytrap

    Yum Yum

    Yoni

    Carnal

    ...

    Maybe I should stop now lol.

    <3 Opium · Dec 5, 05:09 PM · #

  118. Cunt muffin!

    <3 Megan · Dec 5, 05:15 PM · #

  119. Loose Goose
    Fun Bags
    Ass Master
    Strumpet

    ... but realistically… strumpet is the only one i would ever wear…

    <3 Melissa Childers · Dec 5, 05:15 PM · #

  120. LOL I love reading these. I would be thrilled with either: – Ladyminx – Loverdoll

    <3 penelope · Dec 5, 05:16 PM · #

  121. Ass-Butt
    Douchebagface
    Cockmonger
    Poo-Wizard
    Shit Mitten
    Turd Muffin

    <3 Katie · Dec 5, 05:16 PM · #

  122. Hot tramp
    Hussy
    Scarlet woman
    Kittentits
    Pretty girl
    Pirate!

    ....this is really fun!

    <3 Sarah P · Dec 5, 05:16 PM · #

  123. Octopussy

    Almost Lover

    Still Alive

    Berlin ( i’m in love with this city )

    Perséides ( shooting stars )

    Calmar Frit ( fried squid….miam ! )

    <3 Sandy · Dec 5, 05:18 PM · #

  124. Twinkletwat!

    Harlot.

    Twatweasel (inside joke).

    :)

    <3 Brittany · Dec 5, 05:18 PM · #

  125. “i dont miss, darling”
    “i miss lala, darling”
    “kiss the downstairs parlour, darling”
    “i’ll be your miss darling”
    “see you downstairs, darling”
    “miss would you kiss me darling
    “miss, be a darling…”
    “miss gala darling’s bitch”
    “ooh darrrrrrrling!”

    <3 Libby · Dec 5, 05:19 PM · #

  126. and i have some more. once again, hardly raunchy or provactive.

    hautechocolat

    prettylegit

    yangerbangerr (my friends do call me that.. haha)

    <3 la couturier · Dec 5, 05:19 PM · #

  127. Loose Goose
    Fun Bags
    Ass Master
    Strumpet

    ... but realistically… strumpet is the only one i would ever wear…

    <3 ziolablu · Dec 5, 05:19 PM · #

  128. Thinking of one for my sister… Art Wank!!

    Or Gusset. Gussets a technical word in printing, but we think it sounds like a dirty word!

    Or Gunt. :)

    <3 Sarah · Dec 5, 05:20 PM · #

  129. santorum

    defined as “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

    see also: last name of a homophobic former US senator.

    crude? yes. funny? oh yes. read all about it:

    www.spreadingsantorum.com

    <3 jenn · Dec 5, 05:22 PM · #

  130. Spam Valley

    or

    Feed the Pony

    <3 sigsy · Dec 5, 05:22 PM · #

  131. Raunchy

    Crude

    <3 Opium · Dec 5, 05:22 PM · #

  132. fellatrix!

    bunnyhumper!

    glitterfuck!

    <3 rachel · Dec 5, 05:25 PM · #

  133. pervert

    dickwad

    lint licker

    bamf

    prostitot

    hopeless

    l00zer

    fathead

    stupid fish

    <3 Claire · Dec 5, 05:25 PM · #

  134. pocketrocket (alright, male oriented, but my nickname nonetheless)

    dirtywench

    anytime/anyplace

    legranddouche

    futurecougar or just cougar

    angrypirate (ROFLMAOOO)

    donkeypunchee

    missblumpkin (OH GOD I can’t believe I just typed that. Urban Dictionary blumpkin. It’s sooo bad).

    I’m DYING for one of these necklaces, I’ve fallen so hard I’m seriously considering shelling out the $23109283 for one from etsy,straight up!!

    <3 Char · Dec 5, 05:26 PM · #

  135. Violater
    Lady is a Tramp
    Honeystar (this one is my favorite)
    Filf
    Gently

    <3 Heather · Dec 5, 05:28 PM · #

  136. Menage a toi? Haha. Play on words. (Sorry I couldn’t include the proper accents!)

    Queef Queen (You said crude and hilarious….)

    Good Little Bad Girl

    GrandesCUNT (Latin, it means to increase/grow. I never studied Latin, someone proofread me. Found via a coat of arms saying.)

    Baisez-vous

    I swallow

    Phallic symbol (because people are just long and tall)

    Naughty Girl (Very simple, almost classic.)

    As a public health student, I must add Safe Sex=Happy Pussy or Wrap it up

    I’ll think of others. I promise.

    <3 Raphaelle · Dec 5, 05:28 PM · #

  137. Man-eater
    Golddigger

    (Lucy Ford?)

    <3 Olga · Dec 5, 05:28 PM · #

  138. cuntrag

    or

    Big Boobs McGee

    <3 Stubby · Dec 5, 05:31 PM · #

  139. fuck me dead

    Although I’ve always wanted one that just says “shaved”.

    <3 Drucilla · Dec 5, 05:31 PM · #

  140. “Fen-sucked strumpet”
    “Unstaunched Wench”
    “Soiled Dove”
    “Lascivious Doxy”
    “Lickerish Drab”
    “Concupiscent Cullion”
    “Slubberdegullion”
    “Prurient Hussy”
    “Salacious Trull”
    “Ruttish Snatch”
    “Wanton Slag”
    “Putrescent Jade”
    “Bubble-Popper”
    “Cumguzzling Whore”

    and some latin ones…
    “Tramas Putidas” -Stinking Trash.
    “Spurcissime” – Totally Filthy
    “Meretrix” -Whore
    “Moecha Putida” – Dirty Slut
    “Lupa” – Slut
    “Verbero” – Whipping Boy
    “Verberabilis” – Whip-able
    “Verbersbilissime” – Most Whip-able
    “Flagritriba” -Wearer out of whips.

    <3 Damsel · Dec 5, 05:31 PM · #

  141. Mrs. Limbaugh

    useless

    skeez

    hairy balls

    assface

    dweeb

    freakaleak

    <3 Claire · Dec 5, 05:32 PM · #

  142. “miss disaster”
    “girl disaster”
    “accident”
    “witch baby”
    “girl wonderland”
    “pretentious artist”

    not crude, but very cute, i think ;)

    <3 Dayna · Dec 5, 05:32 PM · #

  143. Gasm

    ambiguous but amazing

    <3 Shannon · Dec 5, 05:33 PM · #

  144. White Trash

    <3 Lux · Dec 5, 05:34 PM · #

  145. goatse

    dick licker

    hobo queen

    sass ass

    pussy galore

    sweater cows

    buttered buns

    69er

    hotpants romance

    <3 Carissa · Dec 5, 05:35 PM · #

  146. Prancer

    senza sord (italian for “without mute”)

    <3 Jessica Rabbit · Dec 5, 05:37 PM · #

  147. Smoo.

    Like, my mates and I call each other smoo.
    Meaning your vjj.

    Cupcake Smoo.
    Haha.

    <3 Louise W · Dec 5, 05:37 PM · #

  148. Ok here we go…

    CuntWaffle

    Manizer-reverse version of womanizer ;)

    Dirtbag

    <3 krina · Dec 5, 05:37 PM · #

  149. “TRASHBAG”

    <3 Vixxen · Dec 5, 05:39 PM · #

  150. “Grammar Slut”

    “Grammarazzi” – Another name for me and my beautiful family of copy editors

    <3 Kaley · Dec 5, 05:40 PM · #

  151. vagina dentata

    Oh, scary myths about vaginas with big pointy teeth! So ridiculous, SO hilarious.

    http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html
    ...Hells yes.

    <3 L. · Dec 5, 05:40 PM · #

  152. -Go Fist Yourself
    -Sluthawk
    -Lascivious
    -Fuck My Face

    Best. Contest. EVER! :D

    <3 Mlle Bunny · Dec 5, 05:40 PM · #

  153. grundle brownie.

    <3 Jas · Dec 5, 05:41 PM · #

  154. Cunning Lingus

    <3 Kay · Dec 5, 05:42 PM · #

  155. sex offender

    <3 amburgaler · Dec 5, 05:43 PM · #

  156. Lord of the Cock Rings, of course! :)

    <3 Doe Deere Blogazine · Dec 5, 05:44 PM · #

  157. “that wasn’t chicken”

    <3 xtina · Dec 5, 05:44 PM · #

  158. Olga — God that (Lucy Ford) is so funny. I actually “lolled”, & it made me think that it must be intensely weird to see other people embrace characters/metaphors that you’ve created! I have to admit though, if I saw a girl wearing a Lucy Ford necklace I would HAVE to smile at her, & then talk to her.

    <3 Gala · Dec 5, 05:47 PM · #

  159. “TITTY-FUCK”

    <3 Dallas · Dec 5, 05:48 PM · #

  160. Well,

    If You’re the eldest in Your family and Your parents hate each other (like mine do) Your name plate could simply be:

    “Mistake”

    You know, I might just buy a Mistake name plate anyhow, it seems like something My inner Super Villain would wear. I crack Myself up.

    <3 Ino_Word · Dec 5, 05:48 PM · #

  161. lots of people already took my favs which would be wanker and twat…hhahha…sooo how about

    vulva or forked or cooter or beaver

    <3 danixdangerrr · Dec 5, 05:48 PM · #

  162. Icing Licker

    <3 starryeyes · Dec 5, 05:49 PM · #

  163. “funke you”
    (as in tobias funke from arrested development— pronounced few-kay)

    “loveaholic”
    (just reminded me of the episode from sex in the city when samantha says “my name is samantha, and i’m a loveaholic.” ....“hi samantha.”)

    <3 katia semerciyan · Dec 5, 05:52 PM · #

  164. I honestly don’t know if I have anything to compete with what’s up here already, but here’s my toss into the ring:

    Clitter (glitter for your clit)

    Bamf (yay X-Men)

    Riclitoris

    Probosclit (weird inside joke consisting of a clitoris that was actually a proboscis, gross)

    And a few burlesque names I thought of using that I would die to wear!:

    Lusty Busty

    Hipsy Malone

    Madamoiselle Bandersnatch

    Ophelia Cox

    Chicago Cherry

    Taran Yakloseoff

    <3 Freya · Dec 5, 05:53 PM · #

  165. NSFW

    Jezebel

    wanton

    Bling Monger

    <3 Becky · Dec 5, 05:55 PM · #

  166. Hmm…

    “Faker”

    or

    “Fake It”

    <3 Isy · Dec 5, 05:55 PM · #

  167. Maybe also:
    Vomit Comet
    Wolf-Face

    or just simply…
    “Evangalist”.

    <3 Kay · Dec 5, 05:57 PM · #

  168. I can’t believe no one’s said this. “Eat Me”

    Although I really like “Wet,” “Shaved,” and “White Trash.”

    <3 Judy · Dec 5, 05:58 PM · #

  169. trashy love junkie
    come taste my wine
    cunt a lunt
    courtesy courtesan
    glitter fuck
    cockblocker
    cunterella
    glitter puss
    panty raid
    fellating femmebot
    diamond clit
    fuck de lux
    a street cunt named desire
    ahlofafagina
    domme juan

    <3 Rawr · Dec 5, 05:59 PM · #

  170. Jam Out With Your Clam Out

    Internal Testicals

    Cushion for Pushin

    I Drink Your Milkshake

    <3 Carol · Dec 5, 06:00 PM · #

  171. “Trolling Trollop”
    “Whipping Cream”
    “Fudge Muncher” (My personal favorite)
    “Back Rider”
    “Kitty Style”
    “Tramp Stamp”
    “Sex Nerd” / “Nerdrotica” (to steal from Something*Positive)
    “Queen Queer”
    “Clit Lit” (Haha, I’m punny!)
    “Ass Nicely”
    “Pure Queer”
    “Wet” (Keeping it simple)
    “Label”
    “Find My Pearl”
    “Pearl Necklace”
    “Clit Fag”
    “Bum Me Fag”
    “Pole Vault”

    I’m sure I’ll think of more later, haha.

    <3 Tierra · Dec 5, 06:00 PM · #

  172. Mad Fuckin’ Classy

    <3 Phiz · Dec 5, 06:03 PM · #

  173. I think the comments are all fucked up because everyone is doing this at once. I’m sure that this is going to say that I’m some one else, and all of my previous comments say they are from someone else and then what I said is totally not what I actually wrote. This could be problematic…

    -Kay

    <3 Kay · Dec 5, 06:04 PM · #

  174. “Tartlet”
    “Vampire”
    “Thirsty Vamp”

    <3 Kristen · Dec 5, 06:04 PM · #

  175. Mad Fuckin’ Classy

    or

    Mad Fucking Classy

    <3 Phiz · Dec 5, 06:05 PM · #

  176. Oops, “wet” got said many times.

    Haha, I really, really like #139 (Drucilla’s): “Shaved”

    Also, I can’t believe I forgot “analrapist” (because who hasn’t seen Arrested Development?)

    <3 Tierra · Dec 5, 06:08 PM · #

  177. “Gonzo”
    “Drink Me”
    “Malice”
    “Bang Bang”
    “Malice in Wonderland”

    <3 Kristen · Dec 5, 06:12 PM · #

  178. date rape stylee

    cesspit

    syphilis

    gonorreah

    dope fiend

    vapid

    redneck

    vomitrocious

    scrot rot

    <3 kyla · Dec 5, 06:12 PM · #

  179. Lesbo-A-Go-Go :)

    Sweat

    DirtyPretty

    Everyone has such good ones! Dirty minds…can’t wait to read them all!
    xo

    <3 Eveleena · Dec 5, 06:13 PM · #

  180. “Chocha Showa” (Inspired by the lovely ms. Winona)
    “Clit Licker”
    “Cum Dumpster”
    “Dick Magnet”
    “Little Fuckin’ Whore”
    “Milton’s Little Whore” (gotta reprazent my boi!)

    that’s them for now. I’m sure I’ll be back!

    <3 Beth · Dec 5, 06:13 PM · #

  181. visceral!

    my favorite word in the English language! the way the v then changes into a hiss, and the roll of the l at the end; it sounds exactly like it means. ;)

    <3 Fiona · Dec 5, 06:13 PM · #

  182. I used to work at Planned Parenthood, so:
    Baby Killer
    Fetus Eater

    or

    Drunk Girl at the Party

    <3 Jessica · Dec 5, 06:13 PM · #

  183. Oh, one more! “Cherried Fag”!

    Okay stopping now.

    <3 Tierra · Dec 5, 06:14 PM · #

  184. bitch rocket, fuckery, and skunt are pretty popular with my sister and me. my mother is so damn proud. haha.

    i would kill for a necklace that said weetzie or weetzie bat on it, though.

    <3 Kit Kat · Dec 5, 06:15 PM · #

  185. An oldie but a goodie, cunning stunt.

    <3 popartpistol · Dec 5, 06:16 PM · #

  186. art fag
    or
    boob tube
    or
    nut oil

    i really like art fag though, ha.

    <3 Megan · Dec 5, 06:16 PM · #

  187. Angry Wench ;)
    My boyfriend calls me wench sometimes, I love it!

    <3 Virginia · Dec 5, 06:16 PM · #

  188. crazy/beautiful

    <3 Fiona · Dec 5, 06:17 PM · #

  189. stunt cunt
    vagina miner

    <3 h dawwwg · Dec 5, 06:17 PM · #

  190. I could probably come up with something but I don’t think I’d have the balls to actually wear it. Although, I would love to see one that says “douche bag” on it, I know a couple people who could use a necklace like that!

    <3 L · Dec 5, 06:18 PM · #

  191. I thought of more!

    choaded (urbandictionary.com it)

    dololita (if that’s not twisted I don’t know what is, plus I can claim it’s a combo of Dolores, which is Lolita’s actual name, and lolita)

    Fellatiatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter + sex = awesome)

    Cunnilingus Cursim! (see above, and cursim means quickly in latin. XD)

    <3 emmy · Dec 5, 06:19 PM · #

  192. How about Sparklesnatch? :D

    <3 Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 5, 06:20 PM · #

  193. Debauched

    Putain

    Stacked

    One Night Stand

    One Drink Lay

    The Whore You Can Afford

    <3 Hannah · Dec 5, 06:20 PM · #

  194. Here we go:

    #1. Pash Rash #2. Rag Week #3. Haemorrhoids aren’t pretty #4. Potty Mouth #5. Penis Fly Trap #6. Meat Curtains #7. Tourette Syndrome #8. Doodle #9. Ovaries #10. Winkie

    <3 Sarah Prout · Dec 5, 06:21 PM · #

  195. Haha, this is fun!

    I imagine Degenerate would look fabulous.

    <3 Jaimi · Dec 5, 06:21 PM · #

  196. OH BOY! I almost died laughing at this next one because the image is so DISTURBING.