iCiNG Days Of Christmas: Trashy Deluxe!

[ 4 December 2008 ]

I have been on the search for a fabulous new nameplate necklace for a long time. (Just like Carrie in Paris, I lost my silver ‘Gala’ necklace — but unfortunately haven’t rediscovered it in the lining of a vintage bag!) I would regularly search Ebay & Etsy, looking for something that appealed to me, but could never find anything.

Until, that is, I stumbled across Trashy Deluxe. This is what I ordered, & it is winging its way to me right now. I am absolutely delighted with it, & it hasn’t even arrived yet!

Here’s the thing. Teresa of Trashy Deluxe & I share a certain sense of humour — that is, kind of crass & raunchy. The sort of humour you are selective about airing in public. So in order to win your very own custom nameplate necklace, we want you to wow us! Make us laugh! You can’t just go run-of-the-mill like I did! Sad but true!

Come up with the most hilarious, original, wicked, crude, fabulous nameplate you can think of!

We will be using our powers of discretion to choose the entry we think is most deserving. The lucky winner will have their submission made into a beautiful custom, hand-cut necklace in their choice of brass or silver. You have 48 hours, so hop to it, & you can enter as many times as you like! (We all know what it’s like to do something & then realise you can top it several hours later!) & again, this contest is open to everyone! Yes, even your granny! That’s just how we roll, baby!

Love letters & feather headdresses,

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Comment

SCHMEGMA!!!!!!!
which is the dirt under a mans foreskin
and my mothers loving nickname for me
i have it on braclets lol!!!
Lora Nunn · Dec 4, 06:48 PM · #
Thunder Cunt!
Chee Ann · Dec 4, 06:49 PM · #
_{Cupcake Killer}
Emma.L · Dec 4, 06:49 PM · #
“Virtuous Vagina”.
k-a-double r-a · Dec 4, 06:50 PM · #
Or “Man Killer”
k-a-double r-a · Dec 4, 06:53 PM · #
“bucket of aids”
!!!
inside joke about rent!
Lora Nunn · Dec 4, 06:53 PM · #
cummuffin!

kittentits is also good :D
Kara · Dec 4, 06:55 PM · #
“Mink Rampage”

(have to give it a go – it’s my stage name!)
SometimesBaby · Dec 4, 06:55 PM · #
of course the obvious “CUNT” !!
haha
SARAH · Dec 4, 06:55 PM · #
HAHAHAHAH

Ahhhh this is going to be so good!
Gala · Dec 4, 06:57 PM · #
Twat Waffle
j_mme · Dec 4, 06:57 PM · #
“delicate genius”
“wonky butt”
“s(he)”
Bianca Alexis · Dec 4, 06:58 PM · #
Maybe not the most original, but I would love it

“Consumer Whore”

or how about “Unicorn Ta-Tas”
Laurel · Dec 4, 06:58 PM · #
“Foxy La’Fux”
SometimesBaby · Dec 4, 06:58 PM · #
“ladylover”
Dallas · Dec 4, 06:58 PM · #
Tacky Onassis =)
Tracy Joecken · Dec 4, 06:59 PM · #
“Nun Raper” or better yet “Sister Fister” hahahaha
Tim Kern · Dec 4, 06:59 PM · #
“revolting.”

I just love it because there are SO many possible interpretations – gross, revolutionary, etc. etc. etc. ...sexual deviation, perhaps?
lauren · Dec 4, 07:00 PM · #
“Ginger Minge”
SometimesBaby · Dec 4, 07:01 PM · #
“strap on cock slap!!”

im good at this… me and my friends have dirty text message fights were we just send each other dirty words and who ever laughs to hard to reply or runs out first loses!
Lora Nunn · Dec 4, 07:02 PM · #
Since I work at a porn company,
I think mine would need to say
“Smut Peddler”.
star · Dec 4, 07:03 PM · #
“hot pockets”

i need a necklace that says hot pockets!
brittanny · Dec 4, 07:05 PM · #
Hoe bag or
fag hag
or
fagette
j_mme · Dec 4, 07:06 PM · #
“Vagina Heights” quoting my bff.
Liz · Dec 4, 07:08 PM · #
cum dumpster is my personal favorite…perhaps i’ll think of another later
meg · Dec 4, 07:09 PM · #
“Cock Master”

“Stunt cock” is kind of awesome too, or “stunt bottom” maybe?

How about “Itty bitty titty committee?”
Jenni · Dec 4, 07:10 PM · #
“small tits”

I have unfortunately the smallest out of a family of D’s. Sadly just an A :P
sharon · Dec 4, 07:10 PM · #
since seeing it in a tattoo i’ve always loved ‘cuntpuncher’. its so offensive yet awesome!
charm · Dec 4, 07:10 PM · #
“Sofilled foryou”

from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
BriannaMarie · Dec 4, 07:11 PM · #
Glitter Cunt

-Glitter is fabulous
Twinkle · Dec 4, 07:12 PM · #
Milky Discharge (from tripod)

Fuck Shit

Tity Wank
Coletta · Dec 4, 07:21 PM · #
‘Fuck Me Filthy’
or
‘Fuck Me Fabulous’
or
‘Muff Diver’
or
‘Dick Hungry’
or
‘Your Whore Always’
or
just simply, ‘Prostitute’
Baby Sinead · Dec 4, 07:23 PM · #
Eat My Cupcake

Cherry Popper

Sassy Tail

Clit Tickler

Juicy Lips

Boobalicious

Betty Boob

Eyes & Thighs

Leg Spread
Kerry · Dec 4, 07:29 PM · #
Slutcake :)
Opium · Dec 4, 07:29 PM · #
“Vag Castle”

from an unfortunate incident involving frozen White Castle burgers. I cannot speak of it…

or “Cherry Popper”! That would make an AMAZING necklace
Kristen · Dec 4, 07:29 PM · #
I’m a big Lady Sovereign fan so I’d love:

“You’re the Minga”

or even just Minga

Or seeing as I’m a burlesque dancer perhaps “titty twirler”.
Clara Cupcakes · Dec 4, 07:30 PM · #
cockfight
katie · Dec 4, 07:41 PM · #
cock block, fuck knob
or
shit out of luck (a bit long)
ha, i don’t know- i like glitter cunt myself. rofl.
elynoelle · Dec 4, 07:42 PM · #
“Lick My
FLANGE”

lol. I think flange is pretty much the dirtiest word ever.
Nicola · Dec 4, 07:44 PM · #
‘Crack Handler’
Amy · Dec 4, 07:45 PM · #
STANK PUSS
Baby Sinead · Dec 4, 07:45 PM · #
wanker!

no, really, it would be funny :D
Abbeh · Dec 4, 07:47 PM · #
I’m going to go with “I Swallow,” or a simple “Blow Me.”
But I would die if I saw a “Pussy Licker” necklace, or even a “Penis Breath”
LOL!
Judy · Dec 4, 07:52 PM · #
cockhound

double-lips

Fairy coo (don’t ask…but i loves it)

McSmut

dirty sanchez

god..these things are coming TOO easy for me. there’s something wrong with that
Vicki · Dec 4, 07:53 PM · #
I thought of another good one! “Tits McGhee”
Judy · Dec 4, 07:55 PM · #
Pussy Galore!!
Emily · Dec 4, 07:56 PM · #
Firecrotch!
Nicola · Dec 4, 07:56 PM · #
AXEWOUND!
Ritalin · Dec 4, 07:56 PM · #
#1 cunt
nude model
dominatrix
wet dreams
miss midnight O
beware of cunt
beware of slut
beware
bongs&thongs
fuck me heels
orgasmic
100% orgasmic (a play on organic)
lick this(,) cunt (love double entendres!)
platinum fuck
sassy cunt
swallow
Elissa · Dec 4, 07:57 PM · #
‘Double D-va’

;D
Darshana · Dec 4, 07:58 PM · #
Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck

(credit: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Poire Gourmande · Dec 4, 07:59 PM · #
‘not even cheese’

(this doesn’t sit right at the end of that list… i do mean actual cheese!)
beckyecky · Dec 4, 08:00 PM · #
in honor of britney spears, “if you seek amy.” get it?
denise · Dec 4, 08:00 PM · #
“Bush”

...double entendre
Andrea · Dec 4, 08:01 PM · #
hahahah this is by far the most hilarious competition ever. I has a couple:

1.
i would want something that’s still relevant to me, so I’d probably go with ‘spewbag’.

2.
I think “vagina” would be the bomb in pretty silver script. ha ha!

3.
“Hot Sailors” (which, in Arrested Development is followed by, “Or better yet, ‘Hot Seamen!”)

4.
My favourite, as coined by Juno: Pie Balls
Nikkee · Dec 4, 08:01 PM · #
I would have:

‘Horny like a Unicorn’

x
Morgan · Dec 4, 08:02 PM · #
Scuttlebutt
Trailer Trash
Cutthroat Bitch
MILF
Mile High Club
Hustler Club
Jailbait
Fag Hag
Cat Whisperer (ie. Gossip)
Cougar
Ashe Mischief · Dec 4, 08:02 PM · #
Snatch (as in pussy)

Good Pussy

Shore Thing (as in A Shore Girl’s a Sure Thing)
calliope! · Dec 4, 08:02 PM · #
Y’all are FILTHY!
I’M SHOCKED!
Gala · Dec 4, 08:02 PM · #
another fun one!

paradoxia

Bitch Tits

Fesse Moi

Attache Moi

Mange Moi
( I love french)
Hope · Dec 4, 08:04 PM · #
I’ve narrowed it down to the three I use most:

Douche Nozzle

Zipper Taint

Cunt Monkey
Mel · Dec 4, 08:04 PM · #
PUNANI!

or

Meat curtains
Kate Carter · Dec 4, 08:05 PM · #
muffin butt, tits laroo, asshat, snatchface, zombie wacker, douche nozzler, baby cave, dick hugger!
amanda · Dec 4, 08:06 PM · #
“Slutever”
Andrea · Dec 4, 08:06 PM · #
Fucking Classy

Below Me (say this five times fast!)

She’s Lost Control
Meltem · Dec 4, 08:07 PM · #
“I Put Out”-that’s all you need!
Emily · Dec 4, 08:08 PM · #
little miss naughty (thank you mr. men and little miss)

little miss sex drive

ta ta box (taken straight from a biology homework question)

pleasure pleaser
Cindy · Dec 4, 08:10 PM · #
My brother and I came up with this loving nickname for one another: Fatass Asshole Sassafrass Ass Assassin. That’s ass…seven ways, seven glorious times.
Valerie · Dec 4, 08:17 PM · #
Vile Temptress

Vile

Nasty

Filthy Whore

Dirty Slut

Depraved

Defiled
Opium · Dec 4, 08:17 PM · #
Cat Flaps.
Caroline · Dec 4, 08:17 PM · #
I feel like since I’m 16 I shouldn’t go around with a necklace that says “cunt” on it, but I greatly want one of these necklaces.

iSodomize

fornicate

suck it

Yo’ Mama

iKink

penis-muff

You only THINK we have thin walls (too long for a necklace really, but oh well)

causes-gossip girl

warning: orgasm ahead

I am rather attached to penis muff.
emmy · Dec 4, 08:18 PM · #
Twat Waffle XDDD
Gina · Dec 4, 08:18 PM · #
Gashtastic!

Vagtastic!

Holesome
Nicola · Dec 4, 08:20 PM · #
Clam Hammer…
as described by my friend,
“Two pantsless women flying through the air at full force towards each other, clams first.”
Picturing it made die a little inside,
with laughter of course :)
Mishiee · Dec 4, 08:21 PM · #
Gold Digger
Boy Toy
Sour GIrl
Wicked Games
Desperate but not Serious
Misanthropic Bitch
Too Drunk To Fuck
Toxic
Pussy A-Go-Go
Sex Dwarf
Notorious
Electric Barbarella
I’m Your Secretary
Ashe Mischief · Dec 4, 08:23 PM · #
Coffee Break?

Sugar Water

Tea & Molly

BunniAqua
Bunni · Dec 4, 08:25 PM · #
“queer.“

“power pussy”

“carpetmunch” / “carpetmuncher”

“hysteria” (Greek for “uterus,” esp. regarding ailments therein – fun fact!)

“cunnilingus”
L. · Dec 4, 08:25 PM · #
“SuperHuman”
“Fucking Napoleon” ...inspired by Ani Difranco
“Back it up baby”
“peace,Love,Muff”
“HOT SEXY LUSTY” Head Like A Hole (nz band)
“Pole Princess”

I love everyones ideas! I so want to give these as xmas presents!
Jule · Dec 4, 08:29 PM · #
Gashtastic!

Vagtastic!

Holesome

Axe-wound
Nicola · Dec 4, 08:29 PM · #
gay blade
cum guzzler
gutter whore
leen · Dec 4, 08:30 PM · #
I personally like “Cumbucket”, but I’m sure I’ll enter more ideas. :P
Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 4, 08:32 PM · #
omg, how cute would twinkletwat be?

I would also love to have have a necklace with just a number on it to provoke conversations like this:

peep: what’s that on your necklace?
me: it says seventeen.
peep: what for? is it your lucky number? does it have a special meaning?
me: oh my lucky number is much higher, but i loose count after i give myself about 17 orgasms.

and money shot would be pretty funny too.
mandarine · Dec 4, 08:35 PM · #
I touch myself

nipple (best necklace ever)

frotteurism
Cindy · Dec 4, 08:35 PM · #
QUEEF
Gina · Dec 4, 08:35 PM · #
“2 dolla ho”
“big black dick” -dizzee rascal
“jizz cock” -peeshow
“in the bed disco”
“cum muffin”
“double dipper”
“rub one off”
“I spit”
x · Dec 4, 08:35 PM · #
You Wouldn’t Like It
nadarine · Dec 4, 08:36 PM · #
“Just A bit Lower”
“Only thing I wear to Sleep”
“Clothes Off Necklace On”
“Miss Man Eater”
“Scorchin’Hot”
“Little Miss Bad Ass”
“Hi Future Lover”
“Lets Lose Control”
“DOWN boy”
“Want a taste?”
“Warning: Hot Property”
“Warning: May break your heart”
“Queen of Broken Hearts”
“Too Hot for You”
“Taste my milkshake”
“Your Penis is Mine”
“I look better naked”
“NO Underwear”
“Penis Collector”
“No1 deVirganizer”

hah xD all i can think of right now
melludee · Dec 4, 08:38 PM · #
When I was in high school, I got in trouble for having purple hair. The reason I couldn’t have such hair at school, the nuns said, was that I couldn’t have it in the workplace. What I wanted to tell her was that I ALREADY had a job—as a stripper. And my stage name was Purple Thunder, so I couldn’t very well change my hair!

So, I’d like “Purple Thunder.”

That, or “Dumpster Muffin.”
Alice · Dec 4, 08:39 PM · #
Brazen Hussy (or just Hussy)

Hornbag (thanks Kath and Kim!)
Emily · Dec 4, 08:40 PM · #
Gerontophile

Rocked by a Cradle

I’m not sexually attracted to old men, fyi, haha
Darshana · Dec 4, 08:40 PM · #
“Joe mama”

“in my pants”
Darshana · Dec 4, 08:54 PM · #
OMGasm!

Meet You Downstairs

Trouble

Rooter (I’m not sure if anyone other than New Zealanders and Australians use that slang…)

Dirrty

Transylvanian Transvestite (Yeah Rocky Horror)

Toucha Toucha Touch Me
Magdalena · Dec 4, 08:55 PM · #
Vagina Warrior

In honour of the original vagina warrior – Eve Ensler (of the Vagina Monologues fame).

If you have a spare couple of moments you should check out her video at TED. She is totally amazing and inspiring and makes me want to cry in a good way every time I see her.

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/ev…”:http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/eve_ensler_on_happiness_in_body_and_soul.html

Love.
Chloe · Dec 4, 08:59 PM · #
So filled for you
Cum dumpster
Kitty boxxx
Sperm
Porny
Arse face
F packer
Eff word
Skanky mc skankskank
Penis + vagina
Penis + penis
Vagina + vagina
Golden balls
Brass monkey
Incestuous
Whore love
Baby daddy
Miss titty
Hole plugger
Green man
Bone collector
night man
Detachable penis
Morgan freeman
BriannaMarie · Dec 4, 08:59 PM · #
Sackrobat
Justred · Dec 4, 09:00 PM · #
three more for the road…

“Coin Operated”

“Slippery Bits”

“Diamond Crust”

That’s thems.

x
SometimesBaby · Dec 4, 09:00 PM · #
so mine’s hardly raunchy at all. but i would love to have these words adorn my neck…

parapluie (my all time favorite french word)

impeccable (my favorite word EVER...i’m such a geek)

mon petit chou

cupcake kisses <— :)

mamihlapinatapei (after you did a post on that word i’ve been in love…it has such a beautiful meaning!)

lady marmalade (i loveee moulin rouge!)

naughty&nice

je t’aime a jamais

voguette

“shut it down”// “amAHzing” (gotta love rachel zoe)

lace&leather

la couturier (a bit selfish, haha, but i do love the name of my bloggie :)

xoxo,
La C.
la couturier · Dec 4, 09:02 PM · #
Dirty Slut

Good On My Knees

Fuck Me Sideways

Take It All Bitch!

I Swallow
Jessabelle · Dec 4, 09:06 PM · #
Beef Curtains

Pillow Biter (this just sounded really funny to me.)

Youre the Master

Dirty Milkmaid

Dirty Debutante

final one…

Bawdy Broad (what up Mr. Shakespeare?!)

and one for Gala!

Galagasm! – ex. “Holy shit! I just went to galadarling.com and had a galagasm at the post about her new shoes!”
Crystal · Dec 4, 09:06 PM · #
Burn Motherfucker

Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

Penitration

Salubrious
Coletta · Dec 4, 09:08 PM · #
OH!

“See you next Tuesday”

I like to be a bit more subtle with my vulgarity
ha ha ha =)
Nikkee · Dec 4, 09:09 PM · #
Fuck forever
Wet
Bloody mother fucking asshole
Pussy
Clitterati

Xxx
Rebekah · Dec 4, 09:10 PM · #
Bad Feminist
nadarine · Dec 4, 09:10 PM · #
puta (whore in Spanish)

snog queen

bleeder

Coochka (bitch in bulgarian)
j_mme · Dec 4, 09:13 PM · #
Oh! Crude things!
This is one I’ve always wanted to have:
Fire Crotch

And these are some runner-ups:
Wang Wanker
Sheet Stain
Ball Crusher
Supa’ Fly
Mind Muck
Flawless Filth

or simply..

SOVEREIGN
Rose · Dec 4, 09:20 PM · #
Vagoo! lmao.

Or sugartits.
Michelle · Dec 4, 09:20 PM · #
Will Fuck For Shoes
Naughty
Curious
Sex Slave
Sparklebits
XXX
Raunchy
Be My Lover.
Mariah · Dec 4, 09:21 PM · #
Oh DEAR! I know it’s completely off-trend, but I have to be honest with you – for quite some time I have wanted one that says “Shush, Baby”. Yes, I know it’s my second Conchords reference in two days, and I know it’s not grubby, but it’s my dream nameplate – just call me Nana. I am not ashamed! :)
Nadine · Dec 4, 09:22 PM · #
Wow, I can’t believe y’all would wear that shit around your neck! My mother would be disgusted by the excessive use of cunt. 0_o

I’d go with ‘Mace Me’. It’s relevant to me :]
Ms Constantine · Dec 4, 09:25 PM · #
i just thought of some more :)

la coquette

coquettish
la couturier · Dec 4, 09:29 PM · #
Here’s a geeky/dirty one: Loves2Spooge
miss morgan potts · Dec 4, 09:29 PM · #
Some of these are location/new zealand specific but Gala should get most of them:

Bogan
Hutt Valley
Hutt Valley Bogan
Westie
Dickworth (my friends insist on calling me this)
Chup bro?
Bugger
Artwank
Fag/faggy/faggot/faggotry
Guts for garters (my mum used to always say this to me)
Good as gold
Pissed
Munted
Strewth (ahhh alf off home and away)
Dork/Dweeb/Nerd/Geek/Freak
Dork Brigade
Aotearoa
Eketahuna
Kia Ora
Patu (used to describe something which is broken, or substandard)
Fuckwit
Fucktard
Epic Lulz
kthxbai
Sad Trombone

phew… ok… that’ll do for now…. this is such an awesome prize! EEEEEEEEEEEE
Anna Rose · Dec 4, 09:32 PM · #
Michelle MaBelle (or do I need to go kinky? haha Id simply adore having it on a necklace)
wasted&ready
¡Horrorshow!
drink up me harties (i assume thats to long though!)

this is all so fun, love!
Micha Bernard · Dec 4, 09:35 PM · #
So cheesy

“Queen of America”

Patty Slapped (taken from Lords of Dogtown)

“I’m looking for corny in my life” (taken from The Holiday)

Corny

Boobalicious

icing on the (cup)cake

Peas to my carrots

“yada, yada, yada” (taken from Seinfied)

“everybody lies” (House)

Maggot

Broad

Wench

Tart

Saucy
Sylvia · Dec 4, 09:38 PM · #
“RipeTomato” Sounds innocuous enough, unless you know that tomato was slang for a hot lady.

“VehementCoquette”
Christina · Dec 4, 10:06 PM · #
Cuntnugget has always made me giggle personally…

It’s not very raunchy but the idea of one of those necklaces that says “Epic Fail” cracks my shit up.
Michelle · Dec 4, 10:07 PM · #
Sugartits

Insatiable

Vagitarian

Cock Wrangler

Smutty

Pussyverse

Filthy Mouth

Cock Vortex

Shame Cave

Starfucker

Pussylicious

Deepthroat

Vixen

Minx

Nymph

Cocktease

Honeypot

Scandalous

Femme Fatale

Come Hither

Vamp

Pinup

Wet

Landing Strip

Spank Me

Gag Me

Worship Me

Pervert

Lecherous

Sadist

Masochist

Damsel

Tease

Sugarplum

T&A

Submissive

Dominant

Perky

Cockwhore

Fruitcake

Lusty/Lustful

Cruel

Torture

Fuckable

Jailbait

Superbitch

Fudgepacker

Violate Me

Violated

Crass

Squirter

Cumslut

Rough

Tight

Virgin

Backdoor

In Control

Control Freak

Out of Control

Break Me

Pin Me Down

Beg

Lapdancer

Va-Jay-Jay (lol)

Cameltoe

Cockpit

Coochie

Mmm, Pie

Munch Box

All Eyes on Me

Snake Charmer

Commando

Twat

Free Lunch

Penis Flytrap

Yum Yum

Yoni

Carnal

...

Maybe I should stop now lol.
Opium · Dec 4, 10:09 PM · #
Cunt muffin!
Megan · Dec 4, 10:15 PM · #
Loose Goose
Fun Bags
Ass Master
Strumpet

... but realistically… strumpet is the only one i would ever wear…
Melissa Childers · Dec 4, 10:15 PM · #
LOL I love reading these. I would be thrilled with either: – Ladyminx – Loverdoll
penelope · Dec 4, 10:16 PM · #
Ass-Butt
Douchebagface
Cockmonger
Poo-Wizard
Shit Mitten
Turd Muffin
Katie · Dec 4, 10:16 PM · #
Hot tramp
Hussy
Scarlet woman
Kittentits
Pretty girl
Pirate!

....this is really fun!
Sarah P · Dec 4, 10:16 PM · #
Octopussy

Almost Lover

Still Alive

Berlin ( i’m in love with this city )

Perséides ( shooting stars )

Calmar Frit ( fried squid….miam ! )
Sandy · Dec 4, 10:18 PM · #
Twinkletwat!

Harlot.

Twatweasel (inside joke).

:)
Brittany · Dec 4, 10:18 PM · #
“i dont miss, darling”
“i miss lala, darling”
“kiss the downstairs parlour, darling”
“i’ll be your miss darling”
“see you downstairs, darling”
“miss would you kiss me darling
“miss, be a darling…”
“miss gala darling’s bitch”
“ooh darrrrrrrling!”
Libby · Dec 4, 10:19 PM · #
and i have some more. once again, hardly raunchy or provactive.

hautechocolat

prettylegit

yangerbangerr (my friends do call me that.. haha)
la couturier · Dec 4, 10:19 PM · #
Loose Goose
Fun Bags
Ass Master
Strumpet

... but realistically… strumpet is the only one i would ever wear…
ziolablu · Dec 4, 10:19 PM · #
Thinking of one for my sister… Art Wank!!

Or Gusset. Gussets a technical word in printing, but we think it sounds like a dirty word!

Or Gunt. :)
Sarah · Dec 4, 10:20 PM · #
santorum

defined as “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

see also: last name of a homophobic former US senator.

crude? yes. funny? oh yes. read all about it:

www.spreadingsantorum.com
jenn · Dec 4, 10:22 PM · #
Spam Valley

or

Feed the Pony
sigsy · Dec 4, 10:22 PM · #
Raunchy

Crude
Opium · Dec 4, 10:22 PM · #
fellatrix!

bunnyhumper!

glitterfuck!
rachel · Dec 4, 10:25 PM · #
pervert

dickwad

lint licker

bamf

prostitot

hopeless

l00zer

fathead

stupid fish
Claire · Dec 4, 10:25 PM · #
pocketrocket (alright, male oriented, but my nickname nonetheless)

dirtywench

anytime/anyplace

legranddouche

futurecougar or just cougar

angrypirate (ROFLMAOOO)

donkeypunchee

missblumpkin (OH GOD I can’t believe I just typed that. Urban Dictionary blumpkin. It’s sooo bad).

I’m DYING for one of these necklaces, I’ve fallen so hard I’m seriously considering shelling out the $23109283 for one from etsy,straight up!!
Char · Dec 4, 10:26 PM · #
Violater
Lady is a Tramp
Honeystar (this one is my favorite)
Filf
Gently
Heather · Dec 4, 10:28 PM · #
Menage a toi? Haha. Play on words. (Sorry I couldn’t include the proper accents!)

Queef Queen (You said crude and hilarious….)

Good Little Bad Girl

GrandesCUNT (Latin, it means to increase/grow. I never studied Latin, someone proofread me. Found via a coat of arms saying.)

Baisez-vous

I swallow

Phallic symbol (because people are just long and tall)

Naughty Girl (Very simple, almost classic.)

As a public health student, I must add Safe Sex=Happy Pussy or Wrap it up

I’ll think of others. I promise.
Raphaelle · Dec 4, 10:28 PM · #
Man-eater
Golddigger

(Lucy Ford?)
Olga · Dec 4, 10:28 PM · #
cuntrag

or

Big Boobs McGee
Stubby · Dec 4, 10:31 PM · #
fuck me dead

Although I’ve always wanted one that just says “shaved”.
Drucilla · Dec 4, 10:31 PM · #
“Fen-sucked strumpet”
“Unstaunched Wench”
“Soiled Dove”
“Lascivious Doxy”
“Lickerish Drab”
“Concupiscent Cullion”
“Slubberdegullion”
“Prurient Hussy”
“Salacious Trull”
“Ruttish Snatch”
“Wanton Slag”
“Putrescent Jade”
“Bubble-Popper”
“Cumguzzling Whore”

and some latin ones…
“Tramas Putidas” -Stinking Trash.
“Spurcissime” – Totally Filthy
“Meretrix” -Whore
“Moecha Putida” – Dirty Slut
“Lupa” – Slut
“Verbero” – Whipping Boy
“Verberabilis” – Whip-able
“Verbersbilissime” – Most Whip-able
“Flagritriba” -Wearer out of whips.
Damsel · Dec 4, 10:31 PM · #
Mrs. Limbaugh

useless

skeez

hairy balls

assface

dweeb

freakaleak
Claire · Dec 4, 10:32 PM · #
“miss disaster”
“girl disaster”
“accident”
“witch baby”
“girl wonderland”
“pretentious artist”

not crude, but very cute, i think ;)
Dayna · Dec 4, 10:32 PM · #
Gasm

ambiguous but amazing
Shannon · Dec 4, 10:33 PM · #
White Trash
Lux · Dec 4, 10:34 PM · #
goatse

dick licker

hobo queen

sass ass

pussy galore

sweater cows

buttered buns

69er

hotpants romance
Carissa · Dec 4, 10:35 PM · #
Prancer

senza sord (italian for “without mute”)
Jessica Rabbit · Dec 4, 10:37 PM · #
Smoo.

Like, my mates and I call each other smoo.
Meaning your vjj.

Cupcake Smoo.
Haha.
Louise W · Dec 4, 10:37 PM · #
Ok here we go…

CuntWaffle

Manizer-reverse version of womanizer ;)

Dirtbag
krina · Dec 4, 10:37 PM · #
“TRASHBAG”
Vixxen · Dec 4, 10:39 PM · #
“Grammar Slut”

“Grammarazzi” – Another name for me and my beautiful family of copy editors
Kaley · Dec 4, 10:40 PM · #
vagina dentata

Oh, scary myths about vaginas with big pointy teeth! So ridiculous, SO hilarious.

http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html
...Hells yes.
L. · Dec 4, 10:40 PM · #
-Go Fist Yourself
-Sluthawk
-Lascivious
-Fuck My Face

Best. Contest. EVER! :D
Mlle Bunny · Dec 4, 10:40 PM · #
grundle brownie.
Jas · Dec 4, 10:41 PM · #
Cunning Lingus
Kay · Dec 4, 10:42 PM · #
sex offender
amburgaler · Dec 4, 10:43 PM · #
Lord of the Cock Rings, of course! :)
Doe Deere Blogazine · Dec 4, 10:44 PM · #
“that wasn’t chicken”
xtina · Dec 4, 10:44 PM · #
Olga — God that (Lucy Ford) is so funny. I actually “lolled”, & it made me think that it must be intensely weird to see other people embrace characters/metaphors that you’ve created! I have to admit though, if I saw a girl wearing a Lucy Ford necklace I would HAVE to smile at her, & then talk to her.
Gala · Dec 4, 10:47 PM · #
“TITTY-FUCK”
Dallas · Dec 4, 10:48 PM · #
Well,

If You’re the eldest in Your family and Your parents hate each other (like mine do) Your name plate could simply be:

“Mistake”

You know, I might just buy a Mistake name plate anyhow, it seems like something My inner Super Villain would wear. I crack Myself up.
Ino_Word · Dec 4, 10:48 PM · #
lots of people already took my favs which would be wanker and twat…hhahha…sooo how about

vulva or forked or cooter or beaver
danixdangerrr · Dec 4, 10:48 PM · #
Icing Licker
starryeyes · Dec 4, 10:49 PM · #
“funke you”
(as in tobias funke from arrested development— pronounced few-kay)

“loveaholic”
(just reminded me of the episode from sex in the city when samantha says “my name is samantha, and i’m a loveaholic.” ....“hi samantha.”)
katia semerciyan · Dec 4, 10:52 PM · #
I honestly don’t know if I have anything to compete with what’s up here already, but here’s my toss into the ring:

Clitter (glitter for your clit)

Bamf (yay X-Men)

Riclitoris

Probosclit (weird inside joke consisting of a clitoris that was actually a proboscis, gross)

And a few burlesque names I thought of using that I would die to wear!:

Lusty Busty

Hipsy Malone

Madamoiselle Bandersnatch

Ophelia Cox

Chicago Cherry

Taran Yakloseoff
Freya · Dec 4, 10:53 PM · #
NSFW

Jezebel

wanton

Bling Monger
Becky · Dec 4, 10:55 PM · #
Hmm…

“Faker”

or

“Fake It”
Isy · Dec 4, 10:55 PM · #
Maybe also:
Vomit Comet
Wolf-Face

or just simply…
“Evangalist”.
Kay · Dec 4, 10:57 PM · #
I can’t believe no one’s said this. “Eat Me”

Although I really like “Wet,” “Shaved,” and “White Trash.”
Judy · Dec 4, 10:58 PM · #
trashy love junkie
come taste my wine
cunt a lunt
courtesy courtesan
glitter fuck
cockblocker
cunterella
glitter puss
panty raid
fellating femmebot
diamond clit
fuck de lux
a street cunt named desire
ahlofafagina
domme juan
Rawr · Dec 4, 10:59 PM · #
Jam Out With Your Clam Out

Internal Testicals

Cushion for Pushin

I Drink Your Milkshake
Carol · Dec 4, 11:00 PM · #
“Trolling Trollop”
“Whipping Cream”
“Fudge Muncher” (My personal favorite)
“Back Rider”
“Kitty Style”
“Tramp Stamp”
“Sex Nerd” / “Nerdrotica” (to steal from Something*Positive)
“Queen Queer”
“Clit Lit” (Haha, I’m punny!)
“Ass Nicely”
“Pure Queer”
“Wet” (Keeping it simple)
“Label”
“Find My Pearl”
“Pearl Necklace”
“Clit Fag”
“Bum Me Fag”
“Pole Vault”

I’m sure I’ll think of more later, haha.
Tierra · Dec 4, 11:00 PM · #
Mad Fuckin’ Classy
Phiz · Dec 4, 11:03 PM · #
I think the comments are all fucked up because everyone is doing this at once. I’m sure that this is going to say that I’m some one else, and all of my previous comments say they are from someone else and then what I said is totally not what I actually wrote. This could be problematic…

-Kay
Kay · Dec 4, 11:04 PM · #
“Tartlet”
“Vampire”
“Thirsty Vamp”
Kristen · Dec 4, 11:04 PM · #
Mad Fuckin’ Classy

or

Mad Fucking Classy
Phiz · Dec 4, 11:05 PM · #
Oops, “wet” got said many times.

Haha, I really, really like #139 (Drucilla’s): “Shaved”

Also, I can’t believe I forgot “analrapist” (because who hasn’t seen Arrested Development?)
Tierra · Dec 4, 11:08 PM · #
“Gonzo”
“Drink Me”
“Malice”
“Bang Bang”
“Malice in Wonderland”
Kristen · Dec 4, 11:12 PM · #
date rape stylee

cesspit

syphilis

gonorreah

dope fiend

vapid

redneck

vomitrocious

scrot rot
kyla · Dec 4, 11:12 PM · #
Lesbo-A-Go-Go :)

Sweat

DirtyPretty

Everyone has such good ones! Dirty minds…can’t wait to read them all!
xo
Eveleena · Dec 4, 11:13 PM · #
“Chocha Showa” (Inspired by the lovely ms. Winona)
“Clit Licker”
“Cum Dumpster”
“Dick Magnet”
“Little Fuckin’ Whore”
“Milton’s Little Whore” (gotta reprazent my boi!)

that’s them for now. I’m sure I’ll be back!
Beth · Dec 4, 11:13 PM · #
visceral!

my favorite word in the English language! the way the v then changes into a hiss, and the roll of the l at the end; it sounds exactly like it means. ;)
Fiona · Dec 4, 11:13 PM · #
I used to work at Planned Parenthood, so:
Baby Killer
Fetus Eater

or

Drunk Girl at the Party
Jessica · Dec 4, 11:13 PM · #
Oh, one more! “Cherried Fag”!

Okay stopping now.
Tierra · Dec 4, 11:14 PM · #
bitch rocket, fuckery, and skunt are pretty popular with my sister and me. my mother is so damn proud. haha.

i would kill for a necklace that said weetzie or weetzie bat on it, though.
Kit Kat · Dec 4, 11:15 PM · #
art fag
or
boob tube
or
nut oil

i really like art fag though, ha.
Megan · Dec 4, 11:16 PM · #
Angry Wench ;)
My boyfriend calls me wench sometimes, I love it!
Virginia · Dec 4, 11:16 PM · #
crazy/beautiful
Fiona · Dec 4, 11:17 PM · #
stunt cunt
vagina miner
h dawwwg · Dec 4, 11:17 PM · #
I could probably come up with something but I don’t think I’d have the balls to actually wear it. Although, I would love to see one that says “douche bag” on it, I know a couple people who could use a necklace like that!
L · Dec 4, 11:18 PM · #
I thought of more!

choaded (urbandictionary.com it)

dololita (if that’s not twisted I don’t know what is, plus I can claim it’s a combo of Dolores, which is Lolita’s actual name, and lolita)

Fellatiatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter + sex = awesome)

Cunnilingus Cursim! (see above, and cursim means quickly in latin. XD)
emmy · Dec 4, 11:19 PM · #
How about Sparklesnatch? :D
Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 4, 11:20 PM · #
Debauched

Putain

Stacked

One Night Stand

One Drink Lay

The Whore You Can Afford
Hannah · Dec 4, 11:20 PM · #
Here we go:

#1. Pash Rash #2. Rag Week #3. Haemorrhoids aren’t pretty #4. Potty Mouth #5. Penis Fly Trap #6. Meat Curtains #7. Tourette Syndrome #8. Doodle #9. Ovaries #10. Winkie
Sarah Prout · Dec 4, 11:21 PM · #
Haha, this is fun!

I imagine Degenerate would look fabulous.
Jaimi · Dec 4, 11:21 PM · #
OH BOY! I almost died laughing at this next one because the image is so DISTURBING.

MEDUSA MUFF
Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 4, 11:23 PM · #
I would like “muse”.
Bri · Dec 4, 11:23 PM · #
Ass Sparkle
Orgy Vomit
Whore Corner Alumni — My group of friends in high school called ourselves The Whore Corner (I even have WTC on my class ring!)
Zombie Smegma
I’m On My Fucking Lunch Break — Probably wouldn’t fit on one name plate, but OH would I want to wear it.
Cuntastic — If someone else has already mentioned this, please give it to them instead. ;)
7 Words — From George Carlin/Lenny Bruce
Pr0n
I’m Fucking Amazing
Ass Clown
Feed Me A Stray Cat
Skull Fucking
Salacious
Fuck Me
Jami · Dec 4, 11:24 PM · #
Kittentits is my nickname.

I’m also partial to Lover/Sister.
Alex · Dec 4, 11:24 PM · #
I’m going to take it back to the Victorian Era with a shout-out to the o.g. scandal-mongering celebrity, Oscar Wilde:

“Posing as a Sodomite.”

Mad props to anyone who gets the historical / literary reference! :D

p.s. Apologies if this comment posts twice-ish. Something is slightly askew with the Comments this evening…
A.E.F. · Dec 4, 11:24 PM · #
I keep posting over and over again…this is way too hilarious. These names are bringing out the 12-year-old in me.

Along the lines of Princess…
POONCESS
Works even better if you think of a hilarious last name…
like Pooncess Twinkletwat!
Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 4, 11:27 PM · #
“Vicious Trollop” – It’s an in-joke and it’s in terrible taste, but all the more lovely because it’s a joke with my mum!

“Putain” – It translates to “whore” in French, but they use it more like we use the word “fuck” in spoken US English. Doubly dirty! Oh la la!

“Vixen” – Pretty much a classic, but seasonably appropos, if you’re a reindeer!
Redgaloshes · Dec 4, 11:27 PM · #
> Bogslut
> DJ H03
> Engorged
> Original Baby Gangsta
> Scrod
> Mother Chucka
> BootLicker
B · Dec 4, 11:28 PM · #
“Kareoke Queen”
It’s not filthy or gross, but it’s me
nessbow · Dec 4, 11:29 PM · #
What would be fun would be “cocktease” which is one of my friends’ faves for me.

Also “virginal vixen” would be fun.

Or, my nickname in my co-ed frat “Crazy Dirty Dancing Bitch”. That one is always fun for the new pledges to tell me
Britt · Dec 4, 11:29 PM · #
Boobookittyfuck.

Not very original. But my brain is on overload.

Naughty&Nerdy

Twat? I cunt hear you!

Twatbot.

F N A
(fuckin’ a)

Oh bugger, I can’t think this late at night!
Jamie · Dec 4, 11:29 PM · #
It’s hardly as provacative as some of these, but “my butt’s made of lightning” could serve a person well. xo
Aurora · Dec 4, 11:29 PM · #
“Take It Like a Man”
emily · Dec 4, 11:29 PM · #
Hey, I could’nt compete with you guys on the dirty stakes, but I’ve always wanted one of these that says

“Lucky”

for a million different reasons!
Jo · Dec 4, 11:31 PM · #
well, it’s been a while that my mind wanders into super nasty mode, but here goes….

-suck my cock
-don’t stare, just taste
-Lint Licker
-Dink my juice
-harder
-drizzle me down
-open wide
-fill ‘er up
-bite it
-tie me down

- smellysmut (my friends call me “smelly” sometimes, maybe cause i have the capability to really stink)
-or just smellyMELi ( and i would love you for ever)
MELi · Dec 4, 11:32 PM · #
Ohhh, it’s not that dirty, but I would love to wear a necklace that said “Mrs. Robinson.” Because that’s my #1 sexual fantasy. Ha!
Sarah · Dec 4, 11:35 PM · #
God these are AWESOME!

I can’t decide!!

i like

CUNTALICIOUS

but

FUCK OFF COCKHOLE

is something i like to yell at anyone who hassles me. a great juxtaposition for a hippyish girlie girl in floral. that would really jazz an outfit UP!
Tshinta · Dec 4, 11:36 PM · #
Fuck the pain away
Slut Clutch
Sex muffin
lover tits
I’m a virgin

you make my panties go ping
Fuck the pain away

Lol peaches
Elyse Maree · Dec 4, 11:36 PM · #
Moar, now with more villainous/mythological/historical content!

Abominatrix
Mephista
Harpy
Natasha Badinoff
Morgan le Fay
Typhoid Mary
Screaming Mimi
Banshee
Anna (AKA Saxy) · Dec 4, 11:38 PM · #
“Cockney Cock Punch”

“Cheeky Fringe” – Would love this!

“Root Boost”

“Bunny Bumming”

“Dirty Owl Bastard”

“Country Pleasure” * Learnt what this was in yr 11 English class, 1800’s euphemism for cunt … there u go…
Madeleine · Dec 4, 11:40 PM · #
Aw my comment never got posted! Bugger. I’ll have to rethink them all in the morning, my mind’s too numb now.
Freya · Dec 4, 11:40 PM · #
twat waffle
skinny kid (my nickname) =P

hmmm. theres some.
Amy · Dec 4, 11:40 PM · #
> Gossipy Trollop
> Loose
> Cremè de’la Skank
> Seething
> 1 Cup?
> Dragtastic
> Hitler
B · Dec 4, 11:42 PM · #
Screwvenir

I’ll keep it simple, as “bitchtits” is a no-go :P

...And sorry but I’d love to see something related to “[I’m the] Juggernaut, BITCH!” I’ll admit, too
Hollyquinn · Dec 4, 11:42 PM · #
A few off the top of my head:

first my friend’s myspace name, “500 dollar butt vagina”

or –

“i fuck to come”

and my personal favorite –

“Vegans Spit”
Sayward · Dec 4, 11:42 PM · #
BUTTMILK

two simple not so gross words combined, horrific
bean · Dec 4, 11:43 PM · #
Will Fuck for Shoes
Hot Rod
I like it hard
Petite Salope
Cute Little Fucker
Dirty Little Love Maker
Sans Culotte – OMG I WANT THIS ONE, means ‘No Panties’
Ass Hat
Britt · Dec 4, 11:43 PM · #
These are HILARIOUS! And so dirty, I love it. Good job everyone.

“Pearl” (as in a Pearl necklace…muahaha)

“Mangina” (totally a Margaret Cho reference)

“FruitFly”

“PlayerAter”

“Chaos”

“RussPuss” (as in Russ Meyer)
Penny · Dec 4, 11:44 PM · #
analrapist. it HAS to be analrapist (from arrested development)!
Ellie · Dec 4, 11:47 PM · #
Some Like it Hot
Cock Monkey
Pearl Necklace
Menstrual Catapult – inside joke
Revulva – our RockBand band nape
Britt · Dec 4, 11:47 PM · #
“Lick it”

“Hussy”

“Carpet Matches the Drapes”

“Creepin’”( you know, like a creeper(pervert) creeping?)

“Pervert”

“Furrrrvert”

“Furrie”

Sorry if there are any repeats!
Sophie · Dec 4, 11:50 PM · #
Something seems to be up with the comments at the moment?
Must be all you Queens of Smut hitting the site at once ;)

Actually, that’s a good suggestion:
Queen of Smut
Smutty
or my original suggestion, ClitorallyDependant.

Although I am still quite taken with the original ‘Filthy’ nameplate in the image. :)
Ritalin · Dec 4, 11:52 PM · #
#1 Oozing Bitch
Brie · Dec 4, 11:53 PM · #
Front Bum,
Scrote Caresser
Chutney Ferret
Anal Aviator
Loose Muff
or… DAWSONS CREEK tehehehehehe
Pinky · Dec 4, 11:53 PM · #
hahahaaa I love ‘Horny Like a Unicorn’!!

puss puss (that’s swedish for kiss kiss!)

pashtastic
Tam · Dec 4, 11:54 PM · #
I was going to respond, but realized there’s no way I can beat “twat waffle”

this is just a note to say that I hope that wins, haha.
Tara Diane · Dec 4, 11:55 PM · #
haha, would some of these people ever actually wear a necklace with some of these things?! Goodeness! Haha. Though I must say, Glitter cunt is my favorite thusfar and i wish i thought of it!

I dont have anything ridiculous enough to win, but my input that i would actually wear (at least in the bedroom (or you know.. whereever ;)):

nympho
MYLF (that’s you, not I)
Mistress
(fantastic) lover
make love not war
make love…
your little secret
Lindsay · Dec 4, 11:56 PM · #
“CATAGLOTTISM”
“Spoon”
“Papercut”
“Corrugated Cardboard”

And any Prince Song Title. My personal favorites:
“Raspberry Beret”
“Glam Slam”
“Little Red Corvette”
Leena · Dec 4, 11:59 PM · #
♥ rider (I love horses & have a reputation for innuendo)
♥ insert chocolate here (with an upward arrow)
♥ one&only (there’s only one me, baby!)
♥ dreamgirl (modest, moi?)
♥ SXE
♥ witch

Being a proud Geordie (even more so since I moved away for uni) these entries show my heritage:
♥ Geordie – name for the people & dialect of Newcastle
♥ Lush – a dialect word for hot & I also love the shop
♥ Pet – a friendly Geordie thing to call someone, term of endearment & an instruction ;)
Abigail · Dec 5, 12:00 AM · #
Haha, I love this contest. Impropriety is fabulous.

- GENIS (I always thought genis sounded…well, bigger….than penis. It does, doesn’t it?)

- Ninjacunt

- Jerk it Out

- Fuckass (does anyone else looove the whole “you’re such a fuckass” scene from Donnie Darko?)

- So on that note, Suck A Fuck

- Supersonic love machine

- Lurid Lovin’

- Lurid Lady

- Lurid Lady Lovin’

.....and I’m out for now.
K · Dec 5, 12:01 AM · #
Moist

or

Panties

Or Moist Panties
Erin · Dec 5, 12:02 AM · #
While I can certainly have a sailor’s mouth, I’m not too much on the super crude being broadcast across my personal decor, but I know I would wear the hell out of any of the following:

‘sharp-tongued shrew’

‘hell-raiser’

‘holy terror’

‘risqué’

‘unattainable’

‘librarian chic’

‘snugglesaurus’

‘dreadfully rude’

‘uncouth’

‘acrimonious’

‘spitfire’
Kele · Dec 5, 12:30 AM · #
Lick My Lovepump

HAHAHAHA. not original but eh. :p
lulu · Dec 5, 12:30 AM · #
KITSCHY
'Becca'lise · Dec 5, 12:30 AM · #
Recovering Minger
Rockin The Trailer
Naughty Not Nice
Brie · Dec 5, 12:31 AM · #
mingenificent!

pink grapefruit! (round on the outside, cute on the inside, tart with a hint of sweetness.)

watermelon (always sweet, often seedy and when you fill them with vodka everyone has fun!)

tots hot
Tam · Dec 5, 12:31 AM · #
The other entries are more creative / scandalous, but I’d want something that is more relevant to me.

Boobi
(My husbands nickname for me, stemmed from Boobs)

or

Beautiful Soup.
Michelle · Dec 5, 12:31 AM · #
Slops
Laura · Dec 5, 12:31 AM · #
“Cheeky Bastard”

“SORRY RANGA!” – Jonah, Summer Heights High

Sex euphemisms from James Bond:

“Something big’s come up”

“Lesson Number 3”

Expand my Vocabulary”

“GETTIN’ BUSY”

“All-day sucker”

“Buster Hymen”
Madeleine · Dec 5, 12:33 AM · #
concubine, harlot, floozy
diana · Dec 5, 12:33 AM · #
yeah I am so blown away by all of this awesome nastiness that I really am drawing a blank…

Hmm, “I Shoot Blanks” would be a great one…think about it, that’s really a great perk, for me anyway…I’d love to see a guy wear that!!

Or…

Cum On My Face
A Little Bicurious (from SouthPark – Butters)
Submissive Bitch
Screwvinir
Pain Slut
Give it to me Raw! lol, talk about a double entendre…
Slut Slave
Ass Master
Fucktoy
Ass Rapist
Sword Swallower
I Love Cock
I Swallow
2 Dollar Whore
No Shame
Shameless Whore
Hoochie Mama
Rug Burn
Sore Knees
Wet & Slimy
Sperm Receptacle
Cum Rag
Skeet Box
Skeet Beaver
Pussy Popper
Cum Drinker
Man Whore
Beast Lover
Zoophillia
Love Me Some Fur
I Fuck Bunnies
Chicken Fucker
Cum Breath
Cum Burper
Cum Dispenser
Clit Licker
Cum Dribbler
Cum Guzzler
SlutStitute
Slutilicious
Slutastic
Titty Fucker
Slutty McSlut Slut
Slutty McSlutterson
Sir Fucks A Lot
Slutzilla
Sticky Pussy
Pussy Roulette
Coochie Juice
Cunt Banger
Cunt Bubble
Cum Bubbles
Cunt Dracula
Cunt Junkie

K I should probably stop. This so much fun!
And sorry for any repeats!
Jasmine · Dec 5, 12:35 AM · #
My last name is Connor and i would kill for a nameplate that says “connorlingus” !!
bettie. · Dec 5, 12:35 AM · #
Boob Stare Fail.

The passive-aggressive way to get everyone on the same page.
L · Dec 5, 12:35 AM · #
“Parallel Force” for all the geeks out there

“Goblin Cock” to steal one of the best band names ever

“Baby Rat” which only makes sense if you’ve heard a certain song

“Crime Scene” for when you’re on the rag

“Screen Door” or maybe even “Gong”

“Designer Cunt”

“Whiskey Dick”

“Mike Hunt”

“Bed-Tester”
Angela · Dec 5, 12:36 AM · #
DonkeyPunched

FuckSlutFab

Nymphetamine

WetnWild

Always Horny

Always Wet

Wet4U

Spank Me

Spank it Hard

I Like It Harder
roxy · Dec 5, 12:36 AM · #
Bend me over
Kinky
Tempted?
Bite Me
Rum pig
Boganette
Twig et berries
South American (ie Brazillian)
Beaver
Medusa
Pandora
Probe
Penetrate
Jenna · Dec 5, 12:36 AM · #
1 – “SugarNips”

or

2 -“Slapslap TrannyClown”

The first one is short and sweet, and that’s in more ways than one hehehe. The second one, well, it says everything one ever needs to say right there.
Keira · Dec 5, 12:36 AM · #
Woah! So many good submissions. My suggestion, is a phrase I regulary use when I’m dissatisfied with my man (you know its bound to happen once in a while, and a little more often after a good few years together). As we have a kid we can’t be really nasty, so I always tell him to SUCK MY TOE. I thinks it’s a fab expression, and I want to tell it to the world by wearing it on a nameplate.
Katarina · Dec 5, 12:37 AM · #
Perfectly Swell

(I’m such a good girl…)
'Becca'lise · Dec 5, 12:39 AM · #
Here are my ‘concocktions’, har har
“Purina Princess”
“Poon Princess”
“Miss Titillating”
“Bodacious Bozongas”
“Mattress Princess”
“Master Blaster”
“Lovely Love Goo”
“Pirate Puddy”
Sarah · Dec 5, 12:43 AM · #
“classic 2 am scenario”
“tasteless what”
“you aint no space moose”
“slap my ass and make me smiley”

you told me to be be crude and fabulous :) I definitely had this comment box open for a couple hours to think of this stuff. to be fabulous the first things that come to mind is sugar, sparkles and pink.

xoxo
megan · Dec 5, 12:44 AM · #
bacon strips

Is that a breadstick?

Lolita

ingenue

in the master’s chambers

sweet summer sweat
Tam · Dec 5, 12:49 AM · #
Oh DEAR! I know it’s completely off-trend, but I have to be honest with you – for quite some time I have wanted one that says “Shush, Baby”. Yes, I know it’s my second Conchords reference in two days, and I know it’s not grubby, but it’s my dream nameplate – just call me Nana. I am not ashamed!
Nadine · Dec 5, 12:51 AM · #
Rock My Casbah
Meltem · Dec 5, 12:55 AM · #
Kisky (someone who is a stupid drunk. But honestly, who isn’t stupid when they’re drunk)

Pole Cat

Hurts so good
Miaka · Dec 5, 12:55 AM · #
Literary Vampiress
Literary Vamp
Kiwi Vampiress
Kiwi Vamp
Slutty Kiwi
Squeaky Kiwi
Cupcake Kiwi
Rachael · Dec 5, 12:55 AM · #
“landing strip”

“Antonicious” (this is what i say when someone does something or says something that they got from me)

“bend over lover”

“yoga sex”

“raunch factor”

“where should i put my lips?”

“yes, my legs bend back that far”

“I heart felatio”
Antonia · Dec 5, 12:55 AM · #
Shaggin’ Wagon

Meet me at the Backdoor

Chocolate River

Jackhammer

Poledriver Queen

I love BJ
Tam · Dec 5, 12:56 AM · #
Nymphet

I love Lolita, what can I say?
Meltem · Dec 5, 12:57 AM · #
“Peen Queen”

“Cashmere Trout”

“The Happy Hooker”

and, my favorite dirty gossip girl insinuation,

“Because I’m Chuck Bass”
Mattea · Dec 5, 12:58 AM · #
“Cream Between My Oreos”
“Double Stuff My Oreos”
“Let Me Be Your American Pie”
“I’m Your American Pie”
“Whips & Whipped Cream”
“Hornier Than Thou” my favourite hehe
“The Horny One”
“The Horny Spirit”
iris :) · Dec 5, 12:58 AM · #
Pony Ride

Pony Girl

Pony

Ride my Pony/ Ride da Pony/ Ride the Pony

Pop my Cherry

Cherrylicious

Money Maker

Squirter

Squirt Queen

Soaker

Screamer

Tight

Skeet Box

Skeet Biscuit

Dragon Pussy/ Dragon Snatch

From those that I managed to read so far, I like “Cougar” and “Cherry Popper”.
kat · Dec 5, 12:58 AM · #
Elizabeth Ilia (I love my name, Ilia is my middle name, and it’s a star trek character).

SSRH (my boyfriends initials, he just joined the Canadian army so I want something to show my love for him when he goes off to Afghanistan)

A domination and a submission one for what ever mood I’m in.

Simply “tits”. A word that I must say everyday.
Elizabeth Ilia · Dec 5, 01:00 AM · #
mayhem

tiny dancer
Tam · Dec 5, 01:01 AM · #
muff snorkeler
fap fap fap
benign tumor
eye peeler

I dont know where I’m going with these.
hahahaha
ladystefania · Dec 5, 01:01 AM · #
Must add..

back beav

high voltage

pissy missy
Carissa · Dec 5, 01:01 AM · #
you would,
or
would you
Lindsay · Dec 5, 01:02 AM · #
Cunt cuddler
Erin · Dec 5, 01:04 AM · #
well i dont have a dirty mind or use any of the words like you other SLAPPAS!!!! feel the love :)

i would greatly appreciate one of the necklaces and in fact been looking to get one that doesn’t cost a trillion dollars!!!!

so my ideas (and actually something i would wear around my neck unlike 95% of the other entrys above)

Mofo – which me and my best mate call each other…

Poo sandwich

Totally

Moo Moo

Not even

Fluffy

Stubborn

Obnoxious

Love is the drug

Friday i’m in love

Muse – ahhhhhhhhhhh love love love

Butterflies & Hurricanes

Devo

Crazy Cat Lady

and i totally love “will fuck for shoes….” i’d change mine to “will fuck for handbags” hehehehe
Arora · Dec 5, 01:04 AM · #
“You’ll Never Go Back”

“Happy to See Me?”

“Helen Keller” (do a helen keller and talk with your hips? Song anyone?)

“Secretary Sexpot”

“Yes is the Answer” (sex is the question)
Jennifer · Dec 5, 01:04 AM · #
Hm, what about:

Taint (I just love it because it’s such a hilarious name for the part between your vagina and a-hole)

Clusterfuck

Flavorgasm

Schadenfreude (yeah, not that dirty but such a great word)

Prostitot! (too young girls with too-old clothes+makeup)

Trollop

Jezebel

Strumpet
Shen · Dec 5, 01:07 AM · #
my friends think I have an obsession with balls, – they call me…
“lady testeballs”

“cum cushion” :D

“fucklove” – It’s a term of endearment I share with my husband, really.

“pic pic” It’s a filipino word for vagina, mahaha

“nurse nasty”
Katie · Dec 5, 01:09 AM · #
Sugar Tits
Amaris · Dec 5, 01:09 AM · #
also shoegasm?
Katie · Dec 5, 01:14 AM · #
hot tranny mess
cunt muscle
miss jackson if you’re nasty
cup of jizz
i love to color
throw some d’s on this bitch
stairway to heaven
i fucked danny devito
hayz · Dec 5, 01:14 AM · #
Dildo

The One

Cock Block

Sexacutioner
Sadie · Dec 5, 01:15 AM · #
GEez! I havent seen this much filth in one place since the bathrooms at highschool! Its hilarious!

Ive decided to only go with things I’d actually wear and theyre mostly references to in jokes with friends so they probably arent as funny to outsiders but here goes:

* Appleslut

* Cupboard Loiterer

* Pfaff

* iBite

and simply…

* moist
arlina · Dec 5, 01:15 AM · #
fuckcakes
killpretty
omgasmic
lickitung (because it was always my favorite pokemon)

:)
Jessica · Dec 5, 01:16 AM · #
Baise-Moi
Mammary Intercourse
Canoodling
In Flagrante Delicto
Cassidy · Dec 5, 01:18 AM · #
‘
LV · Dec 5, 01:24 AM · #
Young boys used to be my weakness and so my nickname used to be “cherrystealer”

I also like “LICK” for a necklace
bells · Dec 5, 01:27 AM · #
I meant…

I also like “Lick for Luck” for a necklace
bells · Dec 5, 01:28 AM · #
“Black Cat Boner” (a black cat bone being a hoodoo lucky charm)
“Cocksmith” or “Cuntsmith”
“Unicornhole”
“Cunt Fu Fighter”
“Crumpet Muncher”
“Tickle My Pink”
“Knickermilk”
“Cuntyfloss”
“Goldicocks”
“Clitsune” (rhymes with “kitsune,” Japanese for “fox”)

The end~ ;D
Aja · Dec 5, 01:28 AM · #
Penis Cannon

Look Up

Minge Drips
(this is from a joke between my friends and I, some one joined a game we play online and they were called that, we all thought it was rather funny!)

MoonPig

I’m always Busty

Cherry Eater

Priscilla

Stop wearing out that mirror!

So anyway, back to me

Tack-a-rama!

The Texas Chainsaw Mascara

Budget Barbie camper
Vikx · Dec 5, 01:28 AM · #
“Hussey”

cos that’s my bf’s last name :) haha
Rach · Dec 5, 01:29 AM · #
-Artskank
-Honeysucker
-Lady Get Lucky
-Cherry Lip Lolita
-Scratch & Sniff
-Fingered
-Loins Afire
-Titty Fantastico
-Red-Hot Tart
-Dishabille
-Hottie McHotpants
-Kisses and Tells
-Touch Me I’m Soft
-Battery Powered
-Wicked Thing
-Lady in Red
-Modern Courtesan
-Skirt Sniffer
-Try Me
-Intellectual Slut
-Pegging
-Walking Aphrodisiac
-Nipple Licker
-Love Marks
-Supple Thighs
-Girlfriend Thief
-Screen Licker
-Inflamed
-Dirty Birdy
-Panty Soup
-Pussy Lickin’ Good
-Tryst
-Vibrating Butterfly
-Come Play
-Porn Watcher
-Ecstasy and Spasm
-Classy & Queer

This is fun!
Amber · Dec 5, 01:29 AM · #
‘cocoa cunt’

‘nutritous&delicious’

‘chocolately clusterfuck’

‘Happy Vagina’
LV · Dec 5, 01:30 AM · #
‘Super Massive Black Hole’

‘tight squeeze’
LV · Dec 5, 01:31 AM · #
According to the boyfriend: “Cum-Guzzling Gutter Slut“

I really want one that says “DO YOUR FUCKING TIMESHEETS!“, because I saw that on a shirt that Nubby designed for Nemo and now I say it all the time.

Here are some more:

Cunt Punt/Punch

On The Rag

Pedophile [Ok, that’s kind of horrible, but…I’d wear it, because I’m a teenage girl.]

Power Kraut [For the awesomely German?]

Would You Like Some Making Fuck? [From Clerks! Perhaps a mite too long…]

Cliterature [Books on vaginas?]

The High Five [get it? HIV?]

EVERYONE HAS AIDS

I’ll probably think of more later.

Love,
Kate
Kate @ Elfstruck · Dec 5, 01:32 AM · #
“mistleho”
“Afro clam” – va-jay-jay
“Hairy Manilow” – ditto above lol “Fun Bun”
“Chuck Nasty”
“Ello Poppet” – aww pirates
“Poonani”
“Beef Certains”
“You suck! I swallow”
“Shoe Orgasim”
“Adam and Eve it” – aww, makes sex sound cute
Madeleine · Dec 5, 01:32 AM · #
These comments are fantastically hilarious!!

Here are my submissions:

- “Cumming:” It’s my last name, and it never fails to get a reaction! Hotmail even banned me from using my full name as a hotmail address!

- “Cacaphony” (Best word ever!) – “Pony Power!” – “Come ON!” (I’m loving the AD references!) – “Jezebel” – “Harlot” – “FlailingEnthusiasm” – “Business Time” – “SexyTime” – “Music is my Boyfriend” – “Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!” – “I’m a Woman, You’re a Machine(!!)”
kylie jean · Dec 5, 01:33 AM · #
“man child” – a nickname i gave to my cat because he’s fussy.

“ginger balls” – a la the flight of the conchords, but my friend kept calling me that because i have a thing for ron weasley!

“a good fuck”

“easy”
jeane · Dec 5, 01:34 AM · #
One word Gala….

CUNTHOOKS
Maggie · Dec 5, 01:35 AM · #
‘more sex less kids’

‘peenhunter’

‘boobzilla’

‘The penetrator’
LV · Dec 5, 01:37 AM · #
‘Little Red Riding Hood’

or

‘Desperately Seeking Susan’
Susan · Dec 5, 01:38 AM · #
1. You’re cute.
2. KMAWT (kiss my ass white trash)
3. Classy with a “k”
4. You can read.
Shawna · Dec 5, 01:39 AM · #
‘boom king’
LV · Dec 5, 01:39 AM · #
Callipygian (having shapely buttocks)
Callipygian Strumpet
Callipygian Cunt
Classy as Fuck
Lurid Love
Can Wang
Witch Baby
Final Boss
Braggadocio
Calliope
Sweet Nothing
velutinous cunt
Osculations
Osculate Me
velvet cunt
wet riffs
Swank Tits
So Swank
Phantom Queen
Glitter Whore
Sparkle Slut
Sparkle Cunt
Cherry Cunt
Susan · Dec 5, 01:39 AM · #
Mocha Goddess
Julie · Dec 5, 01:40 AM · #
Captain.
from a certain fantasy I have :]
Meggiebuggie · Dec 5, 01:41 AM · #
I once had an internet diary the username was “Backdoor Betty”, but, guaranteed I’ll meet a guy who’ll see it, assume I’m into upthebutt, and I’ll get a shocking suprise … in aforementioned backdoor.

How about, “Open All Hours”.
kandis · Dec 5, 01:41 AM · #
i thought of one :) that i would wear with my heart-shaped sunglasses

lolita

& one for the lady gaga days

loveslit/loveslut

& for the hiphop days

I Love My Monkey ( you know that song by E-40??)

BackDoorLover

hahahaha. oh some of these entries are bringing out my inner prude like nothing else!!
char · Dec 5, 01:43 AM · #
There’s some really great ones here. Here are a few more from me:
Sailor’s Delight
Amour-Propre (self loving)
Only sin deep
Flavor of the Month
Dirty Pretty Thing
Pretty Persuasion
Miaka · Dec 5, 01:44 AM · #
Oh Gala Darling you should have never allowed us to enter as many times as we’d like. I just thought of a really, really good one: Sexual Transmitted Desire
Tierra · Dec 5, 01:45 AM · #
cunning linguist

baby batter (i’m sure you can figure it out)
jenn · Dec 5, 01:49 AM · #
SQUIRTER

I love it! xxxxx
Natalie Wilson · Dec 5, 01:49 AM · #
Dumpster Baby

These Are My Boobs

Touch-a Touch Me

Kegel Queen

Cockmongler

Tuna Melt

Back Alley Abortion

Sticky Milky Thighs

Cheap Date, Quality Lay
bri · Dec 5, 01:51 AM · #
HAHA some of these are very creative… one i think i havent heard is “elephant flaps”, although i wouldnt want that.

its been said, but i’d love “vagitarian” – my non veggie friends( and clearly unsupportive ones) call me that.
Karina Messner · Dec 5, 01:54 AM · #
Vajootz.

It’s like pretend Yiddish! :D
Jessie · Dec 5, 01:59 AM · #
“Fancy titties”

“Cunt girl”

“Boobalicious”

“Muffins”

“Ms Orgasmitron”

“Ms Fuckalot”

“Cupcake Slut”

“Sammy’s Whore”

“Vampire Queen”
Posh Totty · Dec 5, 02:01 AM · #
My ultimate namesake would be simple kitty but for the sake of this comp I would go….

Kittypoo (an old nickname)

blinkme (an old joke)

speedhump (another old nickname from when my brothers friend used to try and run me over with a motorised scooter)

shadyhoes (yet another nickname but this time because I misheard someone saying the surf shop name Shady Haze)

unzippedkitty (sadly yes another old nickname lol)

bushcyclone (yes another nickname from a rather bad drawing I did in geography)

Oh mi sadly my namesakes aren’t because im trying to be rude I did actually ahve all these nicknames…hahaha the good ol’ days huh??
Kitty · Dec 5, 02:03 AM · #
ok here are my entries: – lil pooey bumdrops

- all day sucker

- p to the enis

- ungenius

- make glove not war

- passionista

- chicks with dicks

yay cant wait to see the winner!
Jules · Dec 5, 02:05 AM · #
camel tail

bearded taco (a personal favorite)

wet dream (simple & so good)

strumpet

french letter

tipping the velvet
jenn · Dec 5, 02:07 AM · #
oh and a couple more :
-Mashugganer (mad in yiddish)
-pupik master (belly button master)
yiddish always sounds funny right!
-big boys toy
-beat around my bush ok thats hould do it!
Jules · Dec 5, 02:09 AM · #
Miscreant

Pithy

Bound & Gagged

Bound To Please

Housebroken

Submissive

Fast & Loose
Stina · Dec 5, 02:10 AM · #
Herpes Slut
Paige · Dec 5, 02:12 AM · #
Scandalous Wench
Susan · Dec 5, 02:15 AM · #
Honeypot!
Ritalin · Dec 5, 02:15 AM · #
Fabuleux

Peaches

Skank
phoebe · Dec 5, 02:19 AM · #
Sexface
Jacinta · Dec 5, 02:21 AM · #
(I forgot, this is some more!)

GhettoHoe

Panties

Period
phoebe · Dec 5, 02:23 AM · #
COCK HOLSTER

:D
Jazmina · Dec 5, 02:23 AM · #
“I’m Downloadable”

heh.
sambot · Dec 5, 02:27 AM · #
titicaca…like the lake. hahaha.
and vagtastic…i’d definitely wear that.

this is awesome :P
erin · Dec 5, 02:28 AM · #
faggot whisperer
cunt punch
cock forest
field of dick
wang hive
penny lame · Dec 5, 02:28 AM · #
Not really raunchy,I’m afraid- but I think these would make a beautiful necklace and a fun conversation starter::

Adumbrate (To very gently suggest)
chatoyant Like a cat’s eye
cynosure A focal point of admiration.
dulcet Sweet, sugary.
ephemeral Short-lived
esoteric Understood only by a small group of specialists
felicitous (I love this word!) pleasing
foudroyant Dazzling.
halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.
peccadillo A peculiarity.(I just like how this one sounds)
potamophilous Loving rivers.
petrichor The smell of earth after a rain
scintillate To sparkle with brilliant light.

I’ll leave you to be scintillated by these peccadilloes…and hope I get one of these wonderful words on a pretty chain!
theresa · Dec 5, 02:32 AM · #
lavieestbelle

(la vie est belle – life is beautiful, this shall be my first and only tattoo.)
Daniovertherainbow · Dec 5, 02:33 AM · #
Half White Trash (Yeah it’s about someone I am.)

Queef (I have a lot of experience at it)

Right in the Babymaker! -Just something our staff (including me) would say (YELL) over and over for a year, but I’m afraid it’s all too long. :(

Sorry. Can’t think of any more.
Brandy! · Dec 5, 02:35 AM · #
tits mcgee
dollymop
cuntcake
sexually transmitted infatuation
bloody strumpet
vagnificent
cuntteriffic
tatiana · Dec 5, 02:38 AM · #
This would be a Christmas present for my brother, who’s only fairly recently embraced his homosexuality and would love a filthy/fashionable necklace!

“Mr Tisdale”

“cock not cunt” (oh I feel so dirty just typing that)

“Pink bits”

“no vegelesbians”

Lacroix Darling”

“va jay jay”
Janie · Dec 5, 02:38 AM · #
Obsolescence just because there is nothing worse than a person thinking they are creative so may as well throw a dictionary at the wall
Sammy · Dec 5, 02:38 AM · #
de puta madre Loosely translated from Spanish to mean ‘your mum’s a whore’, but also a slang for ‘a bitchin’ party!’

petite salope ‘Little slut’ in french. Funny how everything sounds nicer in French, doesn’t it!

cute little fucker Just because we all are, aren’t we!

sans culotte! Meaning, ‘No panties!’... I see London, I see France, I see [insert respective name here] underpants!

casse-toi chéri Get lost darling. ;o)

;o)
Faz · Dec 5, 02:39 AM · #
Mistress
Jasmin · Dec 5, 02:40 AM · #
Muddy Waters
Vagina Mulcher
Fuck Me
Tampon Koolaid
Dick Smoker
Used Goods
Extra Baggage
Blood Wings
Poopchute
Barbara Streisand
Hip Hop On Dese Nuts
Crackwhore
P.J Juicy
Necrophiliac
Loves Ugly
Pope Fucker
Wizard Sleeves
Tits4Beer
Loose
Crucifuck
Autistic Youth
Aim Here
Cumdumpster
TeaBag
12 Inches
4th Abortion
Olvia · Dec 5, 02:41 AM · #
fagelthorp
emalie · Dec 5, 02:42 AM · #
Asshat (my favorite insult)

Rooty Toot Toot (from my favorite UPA cartoon!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8vBVB… about a crazy betch who shoots her boyfriend)

Shenanigans

chupa mi chocha (my FAVORITE [and most useful] spanish phrase )

check your cookies (gotta love dirty nerdy phrases)

tøs (Norwegian word for slut)

little beast (my bf’s nickname for me haha)

bow chicka wow wow

cunt juice (this is actually an inside joke with some of my friends, but funny and SOOO crass!!)

vampires bite here (instructional.)

Oh Shit! (a useful phrase)

pfffrrrrt! (yes, like the fart)
Becky · Dec 5, 02:45 AM · #
Alright, I’ll name four that came to mind.. ;)

- Sausage Wallet – Squish Mitten – Scratch’n‘Sniff – Nut Slap
Erin · Dec 5, 02:48 AM · #
“if the world were upside down, you would still be my moon”
^ shaped in an upside-down triangle just like that! (get it? upside-down?)
Maybe you’ll find a laugh in how completely ridiculous and corny that sounds. But I just made it up on the spot!

“Almond in a nuts world.”

“What, what, in the butt.”

!! :D
Alyssa · Dec 5, 02:49 AM · #
MINE

simply but the best:)
karoleena · Dec 5, 02:54 AM · #
my boyfriend use to call me ‘longterm investment’ :)
mornien · Dec 5, 02:56 AM · #
Maladroit Handjob

LHOOQ – from Duchamp’s Mona Lisa readymade art piece. In French it sounds like “Elle a chaud au cul.” Which literally translates to “She has heat in the ass” or “there is fire down below.”

Whore Knee

Mashugana – Yiddish for crazy!
Megan · Dec 5, 02:57 AM · #
og course it would have to be my fave endearing nickname of all time :D

WHOREFEATURES!
fleury · Dec 5, 03:01 AM · #
Ok, I have one – but this is a saying my friend made, so I’d want her to win the necklace! I can’t take credit for her fabulous vocabulary and ease of stringing words together!

One day while she was watching football, she called one of the players ‘a five balled minge jockey’!
kaz · Dec 5, 03:02 AM · #
Handrail :)
Get it? heehee
Sarah V · Dec 5, 03:03 AM · #
“Oh My My.”

“Hey you, No not you, You”

“And then I farted.”

“Charlie bit my finger”

“Ow, Charlie, Owww”

“I poop rainbows.”

“World’s Greatest Grandma” !! This would be for my Grandma if it won the competition!!
Alyssa · Dec 5, 03:05 AM · #
fuckface :)
emily · Dec 5, 03:06 AM · #
*Fauxcialite!
Like my awesome internship -hopefully turning into a real job soon! fauxcialite

*Conceptually perfect
Julie · Dec 5, 03:12 AM · #
spitORswallow

I like
dirty sanchez

I fingered
your mum

I fuck
dead people
(screw seeing them)

slut

I’m cheap,
Not easy

Trim your bush

I prefer to wax

Lick not stroke

My cunt’s
down there

Like a key
In a tight lock

Tight flaps

Epididimus
(Didi? Did he?)

Ovary Muncher
(mmmm… eggs)

Menstruation
Cocktail
(with included clots and discharge, anyone?)

My rags clot
(after hearing a graphic from a friend.)
Jessica Elle · Dec 5, 03:19 AM · #
-chelsea hotel ( i remember you well at the chelsea hotel…)

-miss bates (counterpart to master bates, and its my name, more subtle than “mistress bates” but its got bite to it)

-heart shaped box
Bates · Dec 5, 03:19 AM · #
Freaky Fabulous
Sneak a Peek
Wanna Dirty Talk?
Mistress Mine
Miss Provocative
Make me Moan
Latha Sunadh · Dec 5, 03:19 AM · #
I have a few in mind if I were to get my hands on that gorgeous necklace…

“WOAH Universe”
Which reminds me that the Universe and I are always in constant cahoots with each other! Wearing that positive affirmation around my neck would sure start my day smiling. It’s you and me Universe!

“Hello Fate”
‘Hello Fate’ is a personal statement of mine which tells me that everything that happens is meant to teach and people enter our lives for a reason. I live by this every day and it has proved to be very true!

“Snafu”
Would also be very cute

Wicked contests Gala!
Kathryn · Dec 5, 03:20 AM · #
oh!

“crowdpleasers”

to hang right above my…crowd pleasers
Bates · Dec 5, 03:20 AM · #
Shoegazer
LightStealer · Dec 5, 03:21 AM · #
“harder”

or “harder+faster”

its be cool to have 2 one that said “harder” and one that said “faster”

dirty and daftpunk!
Bates · Dec 5, 03:23 AM · #
Mmmmmm…

Take it as you will

xxxxxxxxxxx
Molly · Dec 5, 03:24 AM · #
i keep thinking of new ones

“leonard cohen”

every word out of his mouth is pure sex

plus itd b cute cause im….clearly not leonard cohen
Bates · Dec 5, 03:24 AM · #
Al. K. Holic

iSue

Allota Dick

Dick B. Long

Bitch Magnet

Stop Starring

That’s all … “iGiveUp”
Fortune Cookie · Dec 5, 03:29 AM · #
“i fucked your dad”

complete a nice like bit of revenge in necklace form!

how classy!
Bates · Dec 5, 03:29 AM · #
double d’s
Sarah · Dec 5, 03:29 AM · #
titty-fuck
Sarah · Dec 5, 03:30 AM · #
no-panties
Sarah · Dec 5, 03:30 AM · #
panty-less
Sarah · Dec 5, 03:30 AM · #
Unlock
your cock

Tease
on her knees

on all fours

Ooops!
I queefed again

Screaming
Orgasm

My Rabbit
Over A Man

Dildo
Ding-Dong

Ribbed Not
Flavoured

Hard not soft
Jessica Elle · Dec 5, 03:30 AM · #
“Breasts with brains”
arlina · Dec 5, 03:33 AM · #
Ben Dover

Vag Eye Nah

Cun Iglius

Fook Yu
Fook Mi

Cheese
On Your Whiskers

Cunt Breath

Coitus
(Human Bio word for sexxxxxxxx!)

Coitus
Please

Coy Tous

Joined At
The Hips

Keep Your Pimp
Hand Strong

50% To My Pimp

Gutter Monkey
Jessica Elle · Dec 5, 03:36 AM · #
My own MIstress
Come Again?
Pretty Racy
Between the Boobs
Latha Sunadh · Dec 5, 03:46 AM · #
Oh my! This is already on my Xmas wishlist! I want one BADLY that says “Lick My Cupcakes”! That’s my blogs name :D
Em · Dec 5, 03:50 AM · #
box pong
bebe · Dec 5, 03:51 AM · #
my entries?

Maneater
Lovesex
Dreamerotica
chocolatecunt
Perverted Purity
Maldita (Filipino word for Bitch)
Gastadera (Shopaholic)
Suplada (Cold and Aloof)
Bratinella (Bratty)
Maarte (Vain)
Mataray (PMS-y)
Malandi (Whore/flirt)
Mistress Material (TM!)
sexaholic
hentai
bitchyvamp
naughtiest schoolgirl
Chismosa (Gossiper)

whew~ will think of more!
camille · Dec 5, 03:52 AM · #
“Shameless Hussy”
Nikki · Dec 5, 03:53 AM · #
cunning linguist

because i study linguistics at university. :)
anna · Dec 5, 03:59 AM · #
“Fucking Bitch”
Natasha · Dec 5, 04:06 AM · #
_{beaver fever}
_{creamy cat}
_{viva vagina}
_{carpet muncher}
_{holy grail}
mish-mash · Dec 5, 04:07 AM · #
“Eat shit and die”

Moribid, I know, but it’s from my favourite Hunter S. quote :D

OR!

“Cock Professor”
Ivy · Dec 5, 04:15 AM · #
Gold digger

not disgusting but im so getting one
Sam · Dec 5, 04:16 AM · #
Haha. I really don’t like the really dirty ones you guys came up with. They look like something that bar sluts already have on necklaces or t shirts. I think the best one is just “prostitute”. I forget who wrote that one, but it’s funny.

Everyone in the world speaks English, and it’s not fun if everyone can read the dirty thing on your shirt. So I’ll give you some dirty words in French and Japanese (the only other languages I speak)

*Minette en Chaleur (young cat in heat <—- I think this one is really funny!!)
Here are some other overly sexual ones:

Suce des Queues
Triolisme
Salope

Japanese;
Yariman (this is a really dirty word for slut and you can’t say it. I have never heard anyone say it here.)
Nanpa (hitting on people)
Bijin (beautiful girl)
Kimoy (a really dirty adjective that means “gross and disgusting” and is usually applied only to creepy old men who hire young prostitutes… really funny to see on a young girl’s necklace!!)
Yaritakunai (This means “I don’t wanna do it” haha.)

But I would only actually wear three of these: *Minette en Chaleur (young cat in heat) *Triolisme (3 way) *Yaritakunai (I don’t wanna do it)

I want to win! Fun!!
Julie · Dec 5, 04:25 AM · #
Sugar Hole.

xD
Veronica · Dec 5, 04:27 AM · #
I would love one that said CUNT.

Just plain and simple and beautiful.

Everyone should go and read the brilliant, hilarious and inspiring book by Inga Muscio = amazing.

love
Chloe · Dec 5, 04:32 AM · #
Kiss Me…. It what i want to say to most of them anyway :) haha
Sunny · Dec 5, 04:32 AM · #
Some of these are freaking hilarious!! I hope when the necklace gets made we all get to see a picture of it!

My contributions:

“Fuck the jukebox” (irreverent but also cool)

“Daft Tart” (very common in the UK and something my delightful boyfriend calls me all the time, so…)

“Saying fuck is not a crime” (this one’s for my parents…)

“I’m a fucking poet, OK?” (a friend said this once and a bunch of us have wanted T shirts with it on for ages)

“Jesus Fuck” (just a favourite expression)

“Drag King” (hells yeah)

“Book Knickers” (a nickname I got given by some asshole and it’s stuck)
Claire A · Dec 5, 04:33 AM · #
the old faithfull

“cunning stunt”

or the scottish term for a gentlemans fun bags

“baw bag” – both a term of endearment and a diss
daisy*cakes · Dec 5, 04:38 AM · #
Well…

for my derby girls, I first have to say Ivanna Shoverova, and Grimy Knickers, and Eat Shit Bitch (for when someone goes down face first when playing).

Then, for my dirty little mind, Cunt Bubbles, Cunt Monkey, cunning stunt, pig benis,
Ivanna · Dec 5, 04:41 AM · #
Ahahahah this is hilarious. I’m not so worried about mine being too disgusting anymore.

Axe Wound
Cunt Eye
Cock Jockey
Spam Sword
Beef Curtains
Flaps
Piss Kidney and Jizz Cock are from Peep Show but are too funny not to make this list.
Scissor Fighter

More to come later I think….
Joanne · Dec 5, 04:50 AM · #
1. Knob Gobbler

2. Knob Gobblin’

3. Knob Goblin

:D
Jade+Jack · Dec 5, 04:53 AM · #
Twat. That is my fave word and it makes people cover their ears, so it would be great if they had to look at it instead.
Cheese-fist, pervy chat name :-)
or Gristle Nob!
Becca · Dec 5, 04:55 AM · #
*Minette en Chaleur (“young cat in heat” – french) *Triolisme (3 way in French) *Yaritakunai (I don’t wanna do it in Japanese)
Julie · Dec 5, 04:58 AM · #
Alabaster Slit or Alabaster Anus
Gala this is a seriously funny list of comments, what have you brought out in people!?
I went to a convent and was taught by nuns for goodness sake!
Becca · Dec 5, 05:03 AM · #
Apple Tart

;-)
LightStealer · Dec 5, 05:06 AM · #
I always loved the term:
“Dick Sucking Lips”
or simply put “DSLs”

I also like the names of infamous ladies past:

Lolita
Jezebel
Venus
Madame Butterfly
Madame Bovary
Madame Du Barry

...and if you’re really wicked “Lewinsky.”

Simple labels like:

Mistress
Milk Maid
& French Maid are fun.

Lastly: “Work another corner”/“Go work another corner”

:) This was fun!
Sonya · Dec 5, 05:08 AM · #
I have three words/phrases I use all the time, I have all three engraved on my Ipod and one of them tattooed on my arm.

‘DrasticSturgeon’ – my alias
‘Nostalgist’ – tattoo & one of my biggest personality traits
‘Pogonophile’ – my other overriding trait, cos I’m a lover of HAIRY FACED MEN. Om nom nom.

C x
Clare · Dec 5, 05:08 AM · #
God these necklaces are hot…adding an ‘Easy’ one to my xmas wishlist right now :)

My old housemate always used to called me Dollsnatch, that would be a cute necklace.

I really just want one that says Drunk, it’s not particularly sleazy but one of my favorite Smoking Girls/Brian M Vivero’s paintings has a similar necklace.

And just for the sake of accuracy, I’d just need one that said Total Pervert, or Fucking Filthy or similar.
Hell* · Dec 5, 05:11 AM · #
“Head doctor” tee-hee OR!

“Dittle My Skittle” just because I love peaches. And I hope these weren’t already used :(
Tana · Dec 5, 05:11 AM · #
i’m drunk posting this shit so it’s gonna be extra classy.
eloquent drunkard.
mammary gland. (to me this sounds like the name of a bond girl, who knows why)
pisstits. (nickname, not my favourite but it’ll do.)
sluzza. (me and a friend were talking about this tonight and this super nz version of slut seemed hard to ignore.)
gizza hoon. (seductive, no?)
waistoid. (dig sweet tunes and getting fucked up? this is you.)

man, everyone has such sweet ideas. even if i don’t win, i might have to order one.
bluebird · Dec 5, 05:15 AM · #
Its not crude, but it’d be for my friend!

Pelz Dispenser (my friends surname is Pelz)
Han · Dec 5, 05:18 AM · #
sperm bank!
Erika England · Dec 5, 05:22 AM · #
CunningStunt

or maybe..

ThunderNips!
sophie · Dec 5, 05:25 AM · #
“Minge eater” for lady lickers or “sold” would be good!

This is a brilliant competition, I want that necklace sooooooo badly now! BTW the “Miss Gala Darling” you’re getting looks perfect! I love the way your name looks :)
cassie · Dec 5, 05:30 AM · #
Pussy Galore
(name of a Bond girl)
Octopussy (again…Bond girl)
Sri · Dec 5, 05:31 AM · #
A few more:

Queefer

Lipstick (as in lipstick lesbian)

Like a Hoover

Hummer

Top

Bottom

10 inch or bigger (TLC)

Tighter than a traffic jam (Lil Kim)

Downstairs mix up (my favorite nickname for privates)

also “cynical nymphet”
my favorite Lolita quote is “‘Bah!’ said the cynical nymphet.”
Sonya · Dec 5, 05:32 AM · #
Putain!

OMGWTF?!
Hannah · Dec 5, 05:35 AM · #
Magical Boobs
Virginity Thief
Strap-On Waffle

haha I’ll be back later with more!
Kelly · Dec 5, 05:35 AM · #
(I’ll be your…) Plastic Toy
LightStealer · Dec 5, 05:37 AM · #
God, what I actually need is a NSFW one…
Hell* · Dec 5, 05:37 AM · #
Deepthroat.

Sexed Up Machette

Pucker Up!

Ouch. Mmm.
Lolita · Dec 5, 05:37 AM · #
kitty porn

I think it sounds cute – despite saying ‘porn’ in it! It was one of my first ever s/n’s on the net me and my friend decided it was apt as at the time I was obsessed with looking up anything hello kitty related!
claire elizabeth · Dec 5, 05:38 AM · #
Suzy Ho Baker – Because i liked to cook too ;). Its not very rude but the story behind it is….
blueberry spy · Dec 5, 05:40 AM · #
DubiousGrizzlyBear
rachel · Dec 5, 05:40 AM · #
I forgot, hit me right after I hit submit. :) Hope it hasn’t been said before…

Creampie
Lolita · Dec 5, 05:42 AM · #
Take A Walk On My Wild Side

Menaige a trois!

Pussy Shaver (This one makes me blush…)
Aurea · Dec 5, 05:42 AM · #
Shart
Dogged
Fluff your Garfield
Covent Garden Nun : A Prostitute
Well Hung
Free Willy (i mean the whale! Geez hehe)
Lap Rocket
Fiddle Cove
F.U.C.K
Uhn Tiss
Uranus
Chewbacca
Wookie
Fly
Tool Time

and i officaly can not think of anymore haha

xxx
Coletta · Dec 5, 05:44 AM · #
Cum Dumpster
Amy · Dec 5, 05:45 AM · #
Gold Digger
Boy Toy
Sour GIrl
Wicked Games
Desperate but not Serious
Misanthropic Bitch
Too Drunk To Fuck
Toxic
Pussy A-Go-Go
Sex Dwarf
Notorious
Electric Barbarella
I’m Your Secretary
Cunning Linguist
Ashe Mischief · Dec 5, 05:46 AM · #
Salt my peanuts
emma gahan · Dec 5, 05:47 AM · #
Poppycock!

Pubic Zirconia.
Clare · Dec 5, 05:47 AM · #
lap rocket is SO funny!!
Julie · Dec 5, 05:57 AM · #
What would Gala do?
Ronise · Dec 5, 05:58 AM · #
Professional Cuddler :)

Shag.
Lolita · Dec 5, 06:02 AM · #
Minge – It makes people squirm for such a sweet looking word.

May Q. Holla or May Q. Moan playing off the nameplate thing.

OR!

Tmesis So that when people ask you what it is you can say it’s Fan-fucking-tastic. Or if they ask if it’s your name you can SATC-it and “Abso-fucking-lutely.
Sarah-Rose · Dec 5, 06:05 AM · #
schlampe

It’s german and therefore fun to say. :-)
Kath · Dec 5, 06:05 AM · #
I’m such a lip tease.

Deeply disturbed.
Lolita · Dec 5, 06:05 AM · #
Dick Mitten

It’s the term my boyfriend and his friend came up with for vagina. >_<
Sarah · Dec 5, 06:07 AM · #
Fuck Cake

Like a cupcake but sexier
picaropicara · Dec 5, 06:11 AM · #
Thundercunt
Cum slushie
Bitchface
Slutbag
Bananas
Your Hubby’s Mistress
It’s Raining Down South
Slutface McWhorikins
elle · Dec 5, 06:12 AM · #
Gash Girl
Minge Licker
Snatch Lover
Lauren G · Dec 5, 06:16 AM · #
Filthy Dyke Muncher (inside joke).
Cunt Licker.
Its Me Bitches.
Smoke My Cunt.
Lix My Dix.
Fart Muncher.
Clare · Dec 5, 06:18 AM · #
Сахар (Tsacharr – Sugar in russian)

Свобода (swaboada – freedom in russian)

or:

classy broad (that’s just me)

or forest gump (cause that’s me, too)
Lily · Dec 5, 06:23 AM · #
❤ You wish ❤
loulou · Dec 5, 06:24 AM · #
Clitastic
Daniela · Dec 5, 06:26 AM · #
Fuck me is this a Tourettes forum?!

My entry:
Miss Chief Wild Love

hm actually I would love a necklace just to say ‘Wild Love’ to remind me to live freely in a loving universe and to roar like a lioness in bed ;)

i’m loving these games Miss Gala!
Persephone · Dec 5, 06:27 AM · #
“Chav”

“Just wait until Makeout:30” or just “Makeout:30”

“See You Next Thursday”
Shana · Dec 5, 06:31 AM · #
also:

phlegm

:-)
Kath · Dec 5, 06:44 AM · #
News from Sweden.
The best mohammed t-shirt art is from Sweden. Watch and read the info at,
www.mohammedt
mohammed allah · Dec 5, 06:46 AM · #
“Killer Queen”
“Business Time”
“teenytinychild”
“The Shit”
“Club Kid”
Raevan · Dec 5, 06:46 AM · #
Cockney Beaver.

Cum Dumpster.

Cock Mongler.

Cameltoe Annie. (Conan O’Brien!)

I was on a ‘c’ kick! I work in network security, so I’d go with “root,” but that might be too geeky. :)
Moz · Dec 5, 06:49 AM · #
Japan 4

5 Bucks A Blow

One that just says “Random”

Weetzie Teetzie Bat

Dumb Blonde

“A Lit Tampon”

“Ooogle Dorf”

“Kiss My Knickers”
Ashley · Dec 5, 06:49 AM · #
————————————————————-
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NEXT

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Rita · Dec 5, 06:53 AM · #
breasticles
Becca · Dec 5, 06:56 AM · #
HoodRat

Now that would make me chuckle for hours
LeanneMarie · Dec 5, 06:57 AM · #
okay, this is a fun one:

“i heart gala”

“kiss a panda”

“Uhhhhloha”

“Happy Birthday”

“please please please”

and

“Biquini Beach”

I can’t wait until the Mod Cloth giveaway!!! I’m saving myself for that:)
brenda · Dec 5, 06:57 AM · #
The Cliterati
Mine is bigger than yours
Oh merde
Lady Julianne le Fay · Dec 5, 07:01 AM · #
“Positively Wicked”
“Please?”
“Secretary or Boss?”
“LIttle Miss Raw”
or just “Raw”
“Tie me Up”
“Cuff me”
“Dirty Talker”
Sam Bard · Dec 5, 07:03 AM · #
Hee.

CuntBerry has always been my favourite. You can use it lovingly or scream it at your neighboors to offend their senses. lol
Antoinette · Dec 5, 07:03 AM · #
Kitty Boo-Boo Fuck :D
Saja · Dec 5, 07:06 AM · #
boobies

:)
gemma · Dec 5, 07:06 AM · #
Grundle.

!!!!

If you choose grundle as the winner, I will make my boyfriend wear it.

My adoration of this word came from a crazy round of Mad Libs last night.

You know you love it!!
Ally · Dec 5, 07:07 AM · #
for all i know these entries are already somehwere in this HUGE list…
Fresh Squeezed
BlazenHazen (german for blowing rabbit)
Cum Dumpster
pussyDlux
hannah · Dec 5, 07:09 AM · #
Here’s probably the dirtiest thing I can come up with:

Cum Guzzling Gutter Whore

but i wouldn’t mind having one that said “Bitch Tits” either.
Trish · Dec 5, 07:12 AM · #
Well

I’d say Poochie because its the name I use but one of my best friends later told me it was a nickname her family used to use for a girl’s privates. Sweet!

Other option would be Pigeon Ass because that’s what my grandfather told me I had as a child (I’m trying to “own” tha booty because otherwise, I swear, I’d have no self-esteem).

I’d give my friend Coal Mine Peaches because she comes from a coal-mining family and there was this whole incident where we told her she had to “Let those peaches breathe” (she was a bit uptight in the old sex department)

Luv
Poochie
; )
Poochie · Dec 5, 07:19 AM · #
My alter-ego: Kiki Von Whipp
or
Fuck-Puppet
xoxo
Nia · Dec 5, 07:22 AM · #
AssBandit

teeheeeheeee!
xx
Alicia · Dec 5, 07:31 AM · #
With Sexy Results

Slubberdegullion (medieval for a dirty wench)

Twunt

Smell Ya Later

:-)
Lexi · Dec 5, 07:32 AM · #
man muck
erin · Dec 5, 07:38 AM · #
JERK HOLE
SJ · Dec 5, 07:39 AM · #
Heroin Hunny (Honey?)
Heroin Hussy
Delectably Dickless
:)
Anna · Dec 5, 07:44 AM · #
Fanny Pip (when you get a little bit of rogue loo roll down in your lady garden)

Frottage (french for ‘dry humping’)

Yeasty Codpiece (my favourite Shakespearean insult)

Boobs not Bombs (because I’m a hippy at heart)

Turophile (someone who finds cheese sexually atractive)

Boogle (a group of weasles)

Shituation (an event which turns your life to shit)

Blunderguff (when you fart immediately before someone beautiful enters the vicinity)

Floozy (woman with loose morals and even looser knickers)

Knickers (because I’m British and I say that instead of panties)

Sassitude (like attitude but sassier)

Wenis (the skin on your elbow)

Shart (when you fart and follow through- fart and shit- eww)

Sideboob (when the side of the boob is visible in the armpit area of a top or dress, but not the nipple)

Thespian

Dandy

Bean or Beanflicker (clitoris, or lesbian)

Well, that’ll be all for now!

x
Frost · Dec 5, 07:50 AM · #
Only Child Stereotype

=)
Pau · Dec 5, 07:50 AM · #
Cherry Lips
GlitterBomb
Minx
Cassie Liz · Dec 5, 07:50 AM · #
“Catchpenny Harlot”
“Moist Baggage”
“Warlord”
“Scumbag”
“Wanton Gutter-Slut”
“Dick’s Moll”
Damsel · Dec 5, 07:54 AM · #
spunk guzzler
Chelsea E · Dec 5, 07:55 AM · #
Cunt Biscuit
Pussycakes
Cock Sandwich

(it’s lunchtime)
Joanne · Dec 5, 07:55 AM · #
Honey Cum

Honey Come

Eve of Destruction

Virgin Territory

Bra Brag
Eve · Dec 5, 07:56 AM · #
I’d say: “EffYooSeeKay”

=>
Julz · Dec 5, 08:06 AM · #
hahahahaaaa.. I love this because i constantly make this stuff up/i’m just dirty.

Cock Monger

I’d totally wear it, too.

annnddd… Hackey-Sack Titbags

Okay.. ONE more… because it just sounds so good- Cum Guzzler

I lied- Go Scat & Always Go Black

_Sammy xx
Sammy · Dec 5, 08:08 AM · #
High Class Callgirl
Hoebag
Fuck You
Tiny Tits
rubyfire · Dec 5, 08:09 AM · #
Simply “violation”
leave the rest up to your imagination
Mel · Dec 5, 08:10 AM · #
Okay, this probably sucks big time…but PSO and proud of it?
Annie Goddard · Dec 5, 08:12 AM · #
double douche
douche packer
penny lame · Dec 5, 08:14 AM · #
Pin-up Sundae
Garter Sequin
Panty Slip
Cliticing
Pussy Petals
Obama Charmer
Please Sir?
Saucy Minx
Ms Fonda
Pussybow
Rosebud
Photobooth Fuck
Ropes and Chains
Tease and Denial
Mirrored Ceiling

(I laughed so hard at all these other ideas, talk about us foul mouthed things coming out of the woodwork. Who knew?!)
Lauren · Dec 5, 08:15 AM · #
Cock stain.
Ka · Dec 5, 08:15 AM · #
Whipped Cream

Chocolate Sauce

Meet me in your dreams

Mitochondrial Eve (= the hypothetic genetic mother of all living human beings, who passed her mitochondriae onto her female ((grand-) (grand-) (grand- ...) children geeky and sexy :) )

Cookie Dough

Cupcake kisses

Butterfly Kisses

Naughty Nibble
Eve · Dec 5, 08:19 AM · #
I’d love to have a necklace with “Petite Salope” on it. Everything sounds elegant in French, especially crude nicknames.
Heather · Dec 5, 08:26 AM · #
Me No Love You Long Time
Yue · Dec 5, 08:34 AM · #
Miss Viola Venom (this is my alterego)
Saudade (my favourite word)
Dolores (Lolita reference, obviously)
Witch Baby (FLB reference)
A Gun and A Girl (part of a Jean-Luc Godard quote that I have tattooed on my back in morse code)
Jeskah · Dec 5, 08:48 AM · #
Slutty McGee

10¢ Thrills

DumpsterSlut

Up Da Sluts

Gone Sluttin’

McSkanypants

LoveMachine

Line Starts Here

Hoe Mongger

DumbSlut

Trashy Von Bangbang

Lickylicky
Timmy · Dec 5, 08:50 AM · #
Velvet
Lou · Dec 5, 08:58 AM · #
Valiant Vixen
Veronica Virgo
Vivian von Venom
Sweet Tastin’

..I’ll be back later.. :D
Kate Sloan · Dec 5, 09:02 AM · #
fuckfriend

marie antoinette

cocky

kinky

kitschy

dudette

gorgeous

cherrylets

eat me

twinkie

foxy

babelicious

luscious

sweet-pie

barracuda

popped cherry

dandy

wicked

easy rider

hickey

horny

menage trois

tete-a-cunt (instead of tete-a-tete)

fuck me

mrs.do me

million dollar gal

gal

dare

maverick

you know you want me

mimi mojito

cute knickers

legs up to ass

cum to me

miss moneypenny

juicy the savage frenzy

sequinned titties
mimi · Dec 5, 09:03 AM · #
Oh, and

Editrix

because I’m a film editor, and a female, therefore it’s grammatically correct, but it also recalls dominatrix, which is nice because I’m an active member of the fetish scene ;)
Jeskah · Dec 5, 09:06 AM · #
Personally, I love “swoon-o-rama” as PG as it is.

Also:
lard tits
vag monster
foot fetish
OhMiBod!
cunt dweller

etc etc etc
Sarah · Dec 5, 09:06 AM · #
I would totally love one that just said
Raw oooh, or Raw Power
for all sorts of lovely reasons (including a nod to my love of both spinach and Iggy…)! I’m usually not the raunchiest, though I could think of quite a few….
Speaking of Iggy, how about Gimme Danger or Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell (a bit long…).
I’d also wear You Love Me and dance all the day long as strangers did a double take!
Mariah · Dec 5, 09:13 AM · #
Thought you might like to know there are 65 cunts on this page.
Joanne · Dec 5, 09:17 AM · #
Pearl Necklace
Deep Throater
Mamba · Dec 5, 09:17 AM · #
Vicious
Siren
Candy Shop
Subways
Be
Timeless
Swooner
Carnivore
Headlights
Working Girl
Jelly
Nomad
Cheap
Duderino
Mad Relax
Gypsy
Hourglass
Drama Queen
Overactor
Guilty
Hot Mess
Pillow Lips
Badonkadonk
Secrets
Front Stabber
Spork
Risque
Love Notes
Biter
Ballin’
Trouble Maker

goodluck to all! :)
Zoe · Dec 5, 09:19 AM · #
1“Spank Me” Truly a classic.
2“Stop looking at my chest.”
3“Stop reading my necklace.”
4“Galaholic” The only addiction I recommend.
VampyrePriestess · Dec 5, 09:21 AM · #
Face Raper
Mouth Raper
Dope Shit
Keepin’ it Breezy [as in going commando]

and my moniker
Sailor Legs [which was stowed upon me after beating numerous contenders in indian leg wrestling!]
Sailor Legs · Dec 5, 09:26 AM · #
“bomb ass pussy”
Jessica Rae · Dec 5, 09:28 AM · #
Skanky

or

Black Widow

or

GhettoFabulous

or

Cougar
(this one would be particularly hilarious on me personally, as i just turned 40 but still look quite young and innocent.. bwhahah)
emily · Dec 5, 09:30 AM · #
Sugar Tits
Cum Guzzler
Piss Pantry
Masturbate
Switch
Top
Bottom
Shit Kicker
Pocket Boxer
Fucked
Say When
Droopy Pussy
Carpet Muncher
Fuck Friendly
Dick Hungry
Vomit Box
Harder Faster
Mikolina · Dec 5, 09:32 AM · #
This seems like to much fun :P

Okay

“Slag-O-Riffic”
“Ginger Bitch”
“Ginger Pubes”
“Every Holes A Goal”
aaand
“Bat-Poop-Insane”
Becca Leprechaun · Dec 5, 09:34 AM · #
“dumpster slut”
Leah · Dec 5, 09:37 AM · #
“socialite”

“fucking lovely”

“mmm gala”

i would totally rock that last one! you should order another that says “international playgirl.” representin’ the mileage, yo.

xxxx
robin · Dec 5, 09:38 AM · #
Business Time!

“Baby, you know it’s business time.”
ciaocatherine · Dec 5, 09:38 AM · #
Exotica

Latina
Vane · Dec 5, 09:39 AM · #
Rosie Glow! It’s my nickname, because my name is Rosie and I blush a lot (that doesn’t mean I’m innocent though, lol). I know it’s not as dirty as some of the other submissions, but I think it’s sexy in a subtle kind of way :D
Rosie · Dec 5, 09:39 AM · #
Or in tribute to Ms. Tina Fey,

“Crazy Pussy”
ciaocatherine · Dec 5, 09:41 AM · #
Sugar tits!

That would be a badass necklace to me.
Crystal · Dec 5, 09:44 AM · #
cumbubble
rabbit thumper
original gangsta
rabbitron
helen of troy

ignore any repeats!
Miriam · Dec 5, 09:46 AM · #
My penny’s worth:
Pistola – because I’m down wif da kidz. Actually, it’s from a song: “my pen is a pistola”. It’s my motto.
Curiouser – From Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Because is there anything saucier than a slightly creepy Victorian dean with a fascination for little girls?
Carrie Who? – c’mon, it would be witty!

... Wow I’m really prim and proper! xxx
Lollie · Dec 5, 09:46 AM · #
“Saucy Tart”
“Flavourgasm”
“Angry Dragon”
“Spankylicious”
“Bluffin with my Muffin”
“Lovely to Taste”
“Just Add Cream”
“Covetous Hussy”

This is definitely too saucy, but lovely enough to covet.
Donna · Dec 5, 09:48 AM · #
downtown gets around. (i like rhyming!)
chrissy · Dec 5, 09:49 AM · #
phallus of malice
jenn · Dec 5, 09:51 AM · #
spunk bucket
katie · Dec 5, 09:51 AM · #
hah these look so well made! Love them!

I would have… hum…

Well, I have a disney couture one in a similar cursive writing style, so maybe a play on that…

‘filthiest of them all’
kim · Dec 5, 09:53 AM · #
Sugar Addict
'Becca'lise · Dec 5, 09:53 AM · #
cunning linguist – I speak (after a fashion) four languages after all ;)

stump fucker – admittedly this is from the Mighty Boosh, but it’s still a good one.

jizz whippet

In the same vein, come badger

And perhaps just simply Flasher :D
Charlie · Dec 5, 09:53 AM · #
Nerdette
'Becca'lise · Dec 5, 09:59 AM · #
Pantyflasher an old nickname — I like to wear short skirts and have a habit of jumping up and down when I’m excited XD

Meganekko a Japanese slang word for cute girls who wear glasses!

Curvylution a cool word I discovered at the curvygirls community on LJ.

La Petite Morte (the little death, a French term for orgasm)

Adorkable (okay, not at all smutty, but I like it!)

CuriosityKate A phrase I’ve heard people say before, and is now my username for most places. Okay not all that smutty either, but maybe it’s just subtle! XD

You’re My Ginger Haha, I mentioned this in my submission for yesterday’s competition — this is just a song lyric I like (from Ginger by Anna Tsuchiya) though I don’t know exactly what it means!
Kate · Dec 5, 10:04 AM · #
Total Skank
Take Me Now
Faster
Harder
Bert
Wanna Jump Me?
Lil’ Kitten
Nata-Skank
OH yeah
Ashley · Dec 5, 10:07 AM · #
“Say my name”

“Insert name here”

“Delicious Darling”

“Miss Thang”

“Glitterball”

“Bubblicious”

“Onomatopoeia” (my fave word LOL)
Cate · Dec 5, 10:08 AM · #
chubby chaser
Darshana · Dec 5, 10:08 AM · #
crapsicle

this is a saying of mine, haha
Darshana · Dec 5, 10:09 AM · #
Cunt thumper – it’s fun to say.

Virgin slut – Since I am both a virgin and slightly slutty…

Ooh Darshana, I say crapsicle on occasion too LOL
Allie · Dec 5, 10:11 AM · #
lick my frosting
Kris · Dec 5, 10:16 AM · #
Someone might have already said these but:

Clitter (Glitter for your clit)

Bamf (God I would love this necklace)

Riclitoris

Prodosclit (inside joke involving a clitoris that had a proboscis. Yes, gross and funny)

And a few of my almost burlesque names:

Tarania Closeoff

Ophelia Cox
Freya · Dec 5, 10:16 AM · #
Eep, that should have been Probosclit obvs.
Freya · Dec 5, 10:17 AM · #
cupcake

hello lover

motley crue hommage – ‘live wire’ or ‘wild side’

good eats or eat well (because i’m a chef..could be dirty at the same time)
shannon · Dec 5, 10:27 AM · #
Sorry, mispelled previous submission, that should have been

(The) Clitorati (the optional, of course

Brain not on top form today, distracted by clitorides, etc
Lady Julianne le Fay · Dec 5, 10:28 AM · #
LMFAO at all of these, I can see this being a page I will need to visit regularly!

I got two more:

Clit Basher
Nipple Flicker
Amy · Dec 5, 10:28 AM · #
To say ist with Al Swearengen (the fantastic, ever-swearing character in all three seasons of DEADWOOD): “Titlicker”!

You don’t know Swearengen? It’s a shame! Go and watch! :-)

Greetings from Germany

Garnprinzessin
Garnprinzessin · Dec 5, 10:29 AM · #
dudemilk!
victoria · Dec 5, 10:30 AM · #
You know, Gala, I don’t think “my comment [is] pleasant, Is … useful to anyone else, [or] reflect[s] well on me?” ...Maybe I shouldn’t post any more?
HA!
That being said, I have some more-
Cocktease
Porn Snob
Cum Fart
Strap-On
Muff Diver
Dick Lips
Butter Face
Tub Girl (if you don’t know it, keep it that way- don’t google it. It’s nasty, I swear)
Beth · Dec 5, 10:32 AM · #
Let’s dance :)
Tyaxa · Dec 5, 10:34 AM · #
I don’t know if this counts, but I would literally KILL for a necklace that says — “Infectious Human Waste”

It’s the username I use on various sites. If you’ve seen Fight Club, you should get it.
FearTheNumbers · Dec 5, 10:35 AM · #
Cuntastic

BoobieBalla

Tits McGee (my actual, fer-realsies stage name – I was amused at the McGhee above)

FanFuckingTabulous

TwatWrangler
Pave.Gurl · Dec 5, 10:36 AM · #
I couldn’t possibly read through everything, and there’s so many entries already it’s hard to come up with something that’s not already up there! But…

I Fucked Jesus
Queef
Cuntastic
The Vulvanator
Filthy-Cunt
Cock Dock
Necropedophile
Wretched Spawn
Aborted
Panties – This has always been the dirtiest word to me!

And I must say I’d love that just says plain old Cunt I’d wear that baby loudly and proudly.
Bexi · Dec 5, 10:37 AM · #
‘Mother Licker’

As in, ‘MOTHER LICKER!!’, when one drops their carrot on the floor in a family dinner, in the style of MOI, which makes everyone choke on their roast beef :)
SJ · Dec 5, 10:43 AM · #
‘Fag Hag’, ‘Cumdumpster’ or ‘Chlamydia’. The last one would be especially good if some naive passer-by commented, “Oh, Chlamydia..that’s a pretty name!”
Becky · Dec 5, 10:44 AM · #
pussy power
allisun · Dec 5, 10:48 AM · #
Cock Slinger
If you don’t know what it means look it up it’s perfect, and hilarious I would love to have that around my neck. hahaha I too share the same crude sense of humor with the two of you. Haha I seriously hope to win this, it would make my day. See you around Manhattan soon lovey!
<33DH
DHkilla · Dec 5, 10:49 AM · #
Trophy Wife... it’s not that smutty but it’s a running joke among my friends that I want to grow up to be a trophy wife.
Jackrabbit... another inside story, but basically, rabbits have lots of sex and babies, so it’s my code word for horny!
or…
Fast & Easy... self explanatory, and I’d totally wear it all the time!
LC · Dec 5, 10:50 AM · #
“Eh Hole”

“Canookie” (which my friends claim is a play on “canuck” and “nookie”)

“k-dub” (my gangsta name)

“Sachasam” (the space between my bad sarcastic jokes your understanding of them)

“Thunder thighs”

“Christastic!”

“Fan-fucking-tastic”

“Cunning Linguist”

“S’moregasm”
Kaley · Dec 5, 10:52 AM · #
Bearded Clam
Meat Curtains
Clit Licker
Motor Boater
Fuck Stick
Package Handler
D · Dec 5, 10:53 AM · #
Seductress Of Bums
LightStealer · Dec 5, 10:53 AM · #
flange bandit.

‘nuff said.
kirsty · Dec 5, 10:53 AM · #
Gwynna Hurtcha

(It’s my roller derby name!)
HelOnWheels · Dec 5, 10:54 AM · #
Ghengis Cunt Oh, clever!

Tittyshaker One of my favorites.

Bitch Please &A sassy one!
Diane · Dec 5, 10:54 AM · #
Tig Ol Bitties
Ash · Dec 5, 10:55 AM · #
Thought of some more!

This one is a tad boring but it’s one of my favourite words (and many other’s least favourite)- Moist

I would always proudly wear..

Twat You Want (hahaha! damn, i just made that shit up!)
Fuck Doll
Post-Lolita

and simple, pretty, yet in your face (uhh.. literally?)- Asphyxiation
Sammy · Dec 5, 10:57 AM · #
fellatio

lungworts

bendover

cumguzzlinggutterslut

ihazpussie
lucesco · Dec 5, 10:57 AM · #
turkish delight

ooooooooh

xxx

mehbling

cirqueluv
brenda · Dec 5, 10:59 AM · #
“Santorum” – www.spreadingsantorum.com/

“Wanna scissor?” – www.urbandictionary.com/define…

“Twat Comb”

aahaha this is fun.
Birdie! · Dec 5, 10:59 AM · #
forgot to add: Pearl Necklace
D · Dec 5, 11:03 AM · #
Wow, some of these suggestions are pretty extreme.. lol.. I’m going to keep it simple and sugest: Vixen. I think it’s hot! And seasonal for Christmas.. ;-) right?
Corissa · Dec 5, 11:05 AM · #
I’m doing this one without looking at what’s been posted so it might be repeated. (I don’t want to be influenced by other’s ideas and change my answer.)

Please Me
Jen · Dec 5, 11:13 AM · #
I thought of one more…QUEEF QUEEN ahahahaha…oh this is too much.
DHkilla · Dec 5, 11:13 AM · #
“You’re In” (urine)
Jillian · Dec 5, 11:14 AM · #
‘echo effect’

‘grey scale’

‘net junkie’

‘android chic’
Kele · Dec 5, 11:17 AM · #
Simulator
LightStealer · Dec 5, 11:19 AM · #
squirrel pussy
elizabeth · Dec 5, 11:19 AM · #
Fairy Cup

Enticing Eve

Christmas Eve
Eve · Dec 5, 11:23 AM · #
Finger Miracle

Abel N. Willan (Able And Willing)

Plebotomist (The people that draw your blood at hospitals. aka. vampires)

I’m with stupid (xP)

Welcome To Wonderland

Mrs. Fabulous

Oh Peeeep Off!

Off My Tits.

Everyone Poops. (Name of a childrens book about taking a poo)
Fortune Cookie · Dec 5, 11:26 AM · #
I would seriously harm some people for a nameplate reading simply
munger or munging which is probably the most disgusting vaguely sexual activity ever.

or possibly black-out drunk since what better way to gain total carte blanche on the weekends.

or rusty cunt bucket since for some reason that is a term of endearment for me, ha.

I would also enjoy zombie-fucker way too much.

violencegasm also appeals.
mange seems pleasingly ambiguous.
scullery maid in reference to Bukowski.
Stephanie · Dec 5, 11:29 AM · #
Twatwaffles.
Sarah Decay · Dec 5, 11:31 AM · #
Since I’m Asian American, I think it’d be amusingly subversive to wear a necklace that says one of the following:

Model Minority
Mail Order Bride
Mellow Yellow

and since I’m in an interracial relationship and get shit for it sometimes:

Miscegenator
The Great Miscegenator
Miscegenation
Miscegenation For All

and since I’m from California and teed off on the passing of Prop. 8

Down With H8
No On H8
Catherine · Dec 5, 11:33 AM · #
Frankie Angle
Hollie · Dec 5, 11:35 AM · #
“deerhorse”
tiny donna · Dec 5, 11:35 AM · #
One more:
The Happy Miscegenator

A play on The Happy Hooker, of course.
Catherine · Dec 5, 11:35 AM · #
Ri-god-damn-diculous
Carol · Dec 5, 11:37 AM · #
cunning linguist!
Harriet · Dec 5, 11:41 AM · #
Squish Mitten
Kerry · Dec 5, 11:41 AM · #
Non-Artificial Whore
Roboparanoia
Lizzy · Dec 5, 11:42 AM · #
“Sailor Poon”
I helped my friend dress as a kinky Sailor Moon parody for a fetish ball once, and I still chuckle at the concept.

Or simply “Bird”, my nickname. :D
Pauline · Dec 5, 11:42 AM · #
“total bollocks”
Betty Oakes · Dec 5, 11:44 AM · #
epic cunt
tho epic foof is less harsh
:)
gemma · Dec 5, 11:45 AM · #
“sweatpants boner”
mary mo · Dec 5, 11:45 AM · #
suck titties
cum catcher
brotherfucker
cunt chocula
master baiter
hooker
who wants the dick?
she wants the dick!

loooooooove this contest, Gala!!! :)
Rei · Dec 5, 11:45 AM · #
“antlette”

its my new favourite made up word, for antlers but femme :)

or

“come hither”
“forgetmenot”
yours truely · Dec 5, 11:47 AM · #
also,

Sultan of Sluts
Pope of Poontang
Rei · Dec 5, 11:49 AM · #
Just thought of a few more

firecrotch

&

Ginger Minge

&

Collar & cuffs match

&

muff diver

This is really just a chance for us to behave like we are all 5 – I am totally giggling reading these and I’ve expanded my vocabulary as well! educational & funny!
daisy*cakes · Dec 5, 11:50 AM · #
lil’ miss libido

cum dumpster

there will be more to come… first I gotta write two exams.
azalea · Dec 5, 11:52 AM · #
oh, and totally my favourite my ex used to call me “face fuck”! he was a charmer for sure.
Rei · Dec 5, 11:52 AM · #
Strumpet

unoriginal i know, but i love it so!
Miss T · Dec 5, 11:53 AM · #
babymuncha
daniela · Dec 5, 11:56 AM · #
I came up with some more:

Fetish Freak

Latex Dream

Fetish Doll

Bondage Time

Control Freak

Pierced Princess

Tattooed Princess

Dominant

Submissive

Dirty Girl

Lust Is My Sin

Needs Discipline

Object of Desire

Fine Fetish
Isy · Dec 5, 12:00 PM · #
Whore4Jesus

don’t ask.
Miss T · Dec 5, 12:05 PM · #
My goodness, there is so many comments i hope that mine has not already been taken:
“Rhymes with Witch”
and
“DDD” which is my breast size haha
and
“Diesal” as in Dyke
haha

Oh Gala this is so much fun!! thank you!
Bexxx · Dec 5, 12:07 PM · #
oh oh I want

‘Stone Cold Babymama’

also

‘Uhhuh’

I would wear those everyday.

I wouldn’t mind having one that said

‘Bite My Nuts ‘

since I say that constantly.

I’m a girl.

all these would suit me perfectly.

nice contest.

pick me pick me!
omie · Dec 5, 12:08 PM · #
Dancey Pants

Emu

I clot cupcakes

Smell my sin

Go banana! (ten points if you get the reference)

Dare me

suck it

Poo te weet

So it goes
emily. · Dec 5, 12:10 PM · #
This is way too hard to choose between. Of course it would have to be something that I would actually wear without offending others. This is what I have come up with:

“Hoity-Toity”
Like “snooty,” “hoity-toity” is a better word for “snobby.”

“Hirsute”
To be hairy or fuzzy.

“Zaftig”
Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.

“Mustachioed”
The state of having a mustache.

Enjoy! I know I did coming up with them
Twyla · Dec 5, 12:11 PM · #
vagoo
purple people eater
dirty pirate hooker
silver clit
wet
wobbly knees
show you mine if
foot cramp
let’s take a shower
the morning after
feather tongue
banging the walls
sex and cigarettes
flip over!
i can take it
happy to see me?
lubricated
again, again
gagged
foul

!! so much fun!
platinum pigeon · Dec 5, 12:15 PM · #
“Who said anything about sobriety?”

“I bang dead people”

“Whore is my favorite word”

“Trash is what I do”

“Underage”

“Wine is how I roll”

“Still drunk”

“Carousels turn me on”

“Surely, this makes up for my lack of boobs”

“NU RAVE FUCK YEAH!”

“Boobs are so last year”

“Koalababy”
Sofia · Dec 5, 12:23 PM · #
TWO-WAY FREAK

BILLION DOLLAR BITCH

DA BADDEST BITCH

HEY MA

mine are all from rap songs haha
Coco · Dec 5, 12:29 PM · #
Raw Rider
Mustache Rider
Slut Machine
Cum Machine

And I personally would love one that says “On the Rag” so, I could wear it once a month.
D · Dec 5, 12:31 PM · #
Damn, Ok here we go again…

Backdoor
Bovine
Dangly
Statistic
Poke
Squirt
Tepid
Tuck
Wank

And Being that my name is Twyla and my nickname througout my friend is “Twat” or “Twat-La”...I am just gonna have to throw that in there too.
Twyla · Dec 5, 12:33 PM · #
MILF or Gold Digger.
Téa · Dec 5, 12:34 PM · #
christ

noir

meat curtains?????
really?
mil · Dec 5, 12:35 PM · #
Any hole! ♥
ki. · Dec 5, 12:36 PM · #
This is pretty hilarious.

My contribution

“Axe wound”

Not out and out crude and dirty but think about it :)
emily · Dec 5, 12:36 PM · #
well… this is tame compared to others but…

i would love one that says “Knocked Up”

(because I am… just recently)
rho · Dec 5, 12:37 PM · #
Cunning Linguist

Cum Closer

Let’s Play Fuck

Provocation Guaranteed
ann · Dec 5, 12:42 PM · #
Hmm…I would have to say

Ovary.

Umm… perhaps.

Glitterpuss.

Hmm

or Grotesque. HURRAY!
Hannahjane · Dec 5, 12:43 PM · #
Kitty With Titties
gena · Dec 5, 12:43 PM · #
Dirty Smile

Vaseline Groove
ann · Dec 5, 12:45 PM · #
“fanny flaps”

that’s all
x

p.s. Gala you have inspired me to go back to pink so I am sat here pointing a hair-drier at my cling-filmed head! Not being very clever (and not owning any paintbrushes) I have also managed to dye my right hand pink and now look quite a lot like a burns victim. win.
Lux · Dec 5, 12:45 PM · #
oh jesus shit.
Ka · Dec 5, 12:46 PM · #
Hey Big Spender

Sexy Time

Enjoy

Yes, they’re real

Ganz Geil

Me Jane

Naughty IS nice

Ridickulous

Giggling and wiggling

Push the button

Swinging with the stars

But basically, I’m a girly girl who would love romantic, innocent necklaces which would read:

Kiss me unconscious (
Eve · Dec 5, 12:51 PM · #
Hey Big Spender

Sexy Time

Enjoy

Yes, they’re real

Ganz Geil

Me Jane

Naughty IS nice

Ridickulous

Push the button

Swinging with the stars

But basically, I’m a girly girl who would love romantic, innocent necklaces which would read:

Kiss me unconscious (
Eve · Dec 5, 12:52 PM · #
or “giggle while I wiggle”
Eve · Dec 5, 12:53 PM · #
* PET MY FRIEND *
kaliber · Dec 5, 12:55 PM · #
i heart porkswords
donkey puncher
practice girl
fatties in the back (inside joke, nowhere mean as it sounds)

although personally I like twat waffle
Whitney · Dec 5, 12:57 PM · #
Juicy Clang!
Bethany · Dec 5, 01:01 PM · #
OOH OOH!

“Haute Cunture”
Bethany · Dec 5, 01:02 PM · #
cunt wonder
Drucilla · Dec 5, 01:03 PM · #
It would have to be just “Cunt” simple and effective.
Failing that: “Loose” (My friend’s nickname (Lucy)), “Easy” or “Will suck for brains” – I like Zombies :)
Ria · Dec 5, 01:03 PM · #
“No Smoking”.
Not really crude.
It’s an amalgamation of my whole name.
Annie · Dec 5, 01:04 PM · #
my boyfriend calls me “cupcake tits”, which i think is the greatest thing ever.

also, “CLASS TO CLASS”, as a spin off of ‘ass to ass’ (requiem for a dream). that’s our chanting mantra when extremely drunk & sloppy. pinkies up!
charlie · Dec 5, 01:06 PM · #
-thunder thighs
-me likey de poom poom
-stay gold (not naughty, I just think that one’s cool :D)
-cock snob
-hot chocolate (the boyfriend’s nickname for me)
-biter (or “bite me” or some variant thereof)
-master debater (double entendre, hi-yoooo~!)
-buzz buzz (there are quite a few things that make that sound…:3)

I’m sure I’ll have more suggestions later. :)
pico · Dec 5, 01:07 PM · #
(*)Hugh Cocks, Tight Spots & Cum Shots(*)
haha! too long?
Think Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows and it is that much ruder!

It isn’t really dirty but i’d love one to say:
(*)Prose Over Hoes(*)
Anna · Dec 5, 01:16 PM · #
Snack Bastard
Mary Bee · Dec 5, 01:24 PM · #
RIOT!
L. · Dec 5, 01:28 PM · #
Last time I swear…This is just so entertaining…
So here is a list of “Onomatopoeia’s” that I believe would make for entertaining Nameplates.

“Sizzle”
“Sniff”
“Tinkle”
“Smack”
“Tsk-Tsk”
“Ooze”
“Munch”
“Ding-Dong”
“Bleap”
“Bang”
“Cha-Ching”
“Crunch”
“Crush”
“Wow-Za”
“Boink”
“Doing”

Also Submitted Selections in Comment 584 and 589.

I am done!
Twyla · Dec 5, 01:32 PM · #
master pervert)
nookie · Dec 5, 01:33 PM · #
Bluffin’ my Muffin
Catch Snatch
Courtesan
Call Girl
Bouffant Biddy
Pole Troll
Tracy Joecken · Dec 5, 01:33 PM · #
Hot Box
Kelly · Dec 5, 01:39 PM · #
wow, there are so many! i couldn’t read thru all, so i hope i don’t have any repeats:

BackDoor Whore (love it in tiny fancy script)

Spermcatcher

SugarTits (oh, Mel…)

SparkleTits

Golden Shower

Clit Licker

Crabs

STD

Brazilian (oh, hey! are you Brazilian? Oh, no, my snatch is.)

From the other girls’ that I did read, I love Glitter Cunt and Slutever, haha!
Paige · Dec 5, 01:39 PM · #
Maybe it’s me….but even though the contest is to come up with something crude, I’d much rather come up with something I’d actually…you know, wear.

That being said!
1) Fawn-Fabulous (because I totally want one with my name)
2) Mange Moi (eat me in french. Only the language savvy will know…;D)
3) Cherry Pie (delicious. tart. full of innuendo)
4) Tartlet
5) Babygirl
6) Hello, Lover!
7) Cherry Blossom Girl (I want this one so so so soooo bad.)

I’ll take silver, Gala my love ;P
Fawn · Dec 5, 01:42 PM · #
MINGE!

what, there’s a competition? i was just saying it.
Kate · Dec 5, 01:42 PM · #
Ok, I thought of a few more:

‘WTF’ and ‘2Legit2quit’

Wow! Some of you girls are getting kinda racy!! Lol. Idk if I’d wear cumdumpster around my neck! Explaining it to my grandmother would be tragic. Hahaha.
k-a-double r-a · Dec 5, 01:45 PM · #
Velvet Licker
Tipping your Velvet
Rosina lee · Dec 5, 01:45 PM · #
Good grief.. no wonder iCiNG broke down yesterday!!! (Did you find the cupcake plasters in the end, Gala? :) )
My favourite so far which was offered right at the start of the comments is “Thunder Cunt”. Oh yes. ‘tis good :) Oh, loved all the references to Hutt Valley. I was educated in Wainui. I can relate.

My contribution (and I have no idea where I’d wear it, my husband might have something to say about it):

Finger Me
Lickit Quick
Slot sucker
Tit Twiddler
Tottie
Jenny in Wellington, NZ · Dec 5, 01:59 PM · #
Fussybritches.
Maggie · Dec 5, 01:59 PM · #
-Starlight
-Mwah!
-halcyon
-Te Amo (I love you in latin)
-Mellita (sweet as honey in latin)

Why be trashy when you can be classy? ;P
Madi · Dec 5, 01:59 PM · #
Fisted

Cuntrix

Cumgasm

You’re Coming Tonight

I Came.

Cum. See. Conquer.

Happy2BConquered

Just Fucking Ravage Me
roxy · Dec 5, 02:00 PM · #
shitake and peas
beckyecky · Dec 5, 02:01 PM · #
‘Alucard’

‘Police Girl’
LV · Dec 5, 02:04 PM · #
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE WHOLE INTERNETZ

Luvs Pain
Yes Daddy
Druggie
Will You Be My Master?
Gays Do It Better
Sniz (Snook in the sniz, anyone??)
Panty Dropping
Bondage Freak
Jail Bait
Underage Ho
Too Young
Ass Blaster
Jasmine · Dec 5, 02:05 PM · #
Tits Magee
Sugar Tits
H · Dec 5, 02:08 PM · #
G-Spot Jesus
Vulvapalooza (the opposite of a sausagefest)
Cockblocker
Butter My Clam
Pussy Bandit
Whore Next Door
Jasmine · Dec 5, 02:11 PM · #
631 comments!! Nothing like a little filth to inspire the masses.

I know it’s not nasty, but I would get one that says “Rock Me,” cause I like to rock, musically speaking, I like to rock climb, and it’s definitely also a come-on. I like to be multi-facited whenever possible. :-)

Actually, I think I may order myself one after Christmas….
Candace · Dec 5, 02:15 PM · #
Whore of Babylon
Whore Master
Slut Baby
Whoregasm
Skank Daddy
Pretty Little Whore
Skankerella
Skankalicious
Skank Bangin’
Skankasaurous Ex
Skankified
Skankification
Ass to Mouth
Hummer Lips
Jasmine · Dec 5, 02:22 PM · #
Mistress Suckcock
Count Cockulike
Eat me raw
Wet and open
I swallow
Flop it out on the desk
The seam of my jeans runs in just the right place; that’s why I’m smiling
midorigreen · Dec 5, 02:25 PM · #
1. Heathen
2. Hedonist

Though I really like L.‘s suggestion of “Queer” and mimi’s suggestion of “maverick”
Aja · Dec 5, 02:27 PM · #
I’ll be your paramour
You can’t handle this
You know you love me. XOXO – Gossip Girl
B is for Bitch
Little Miss Sinner
Little Miss Biter
Little Miss Bitch
Little Miss Master
Let’s Talk about… Sex
Ravisher
I could be the Alice to your Wonderland
Thunder Thighs with a big booty
The Girl Under your skin
You love it when i talk…
Wes · Dec 5, 02:28 PM · #
“Fuck Bunny”
“I Shagged Dave Grohl” (not sure why, I just like Dave Grohl!)
“Good At Oral”
“Hoochie!”
“I Got Nailed”
Beth · Dec 5, 02:29 PM · #
My favorites always end in the word cakes, i.e.:

bitchcakes
gaycakes
titcakes
sexcakes
eli skipp · Dec 5, 02:41 PM · #
Sugar Tits

Circus Tits

Candy Ass

Whorish Prude

Cyborg Harpy
Amaris · Dec 5, 02:41 PM · #
Esoteric: “Tribad to the Bone”
Not so esoteric: “Chiavere” (literally “the keymaker,” figuratively “she who fucks like a stallion”)
Rie · Dec 5, 02:43 PM · #
Yikes! How does one compete?

How about…

“Anya Neeze”
Cassandra · Dec 5, 02:46 PM · #
Here are some I could wear around the office without getting fired:

Shmuck (penis in Yiddish)

Batamt (tasty in Yiddish)~love this one!

Drek (shit in Yiddish)

Faygelah (gay in Yiddish)

Gelt (money in Yiddish… the chocolate coins found around Hanukkah are called this)

Goldeneh Hendts (golden hands in Yiddish)

Gefelt Mir Groisse Shmuck (I like big dick in Yiddish)~ love this one!

Kish meir en toochis! (Kiss my ass! in Yiddish)

Koorvah (prostitute in Yiddish)

Nafka (whore in Yiddish… not paid for sex)

Shana Punim (pretty face in Yiddish)~ love this one!

Shtup (fuck in Yiddish)

Tam Ganeydn (taste of heaven in Yiddish)~love this one!

Koos (pussy in Hebrew)

Zona (whore in Hebrew)

Kfotz Li! (bite me in Hebrew)~love this one!

Zayin (penis in Hebrew)

Mishugena (freak in Hebrew)

Now in English:

Golden Hands (see above)

Bite Me!

Vampire Slut

Blood Lust

Hard & Fast

Va-Jew-Jew (my sister calls it that.. and I’m Jewish!)

Make Me Bleed

Chyke (it sounds like dyke, but it’s the name of a person i know)

Make it Hurt

Now some slang from the 20’s:

Cash or Check? (Kiss now or kiss later?

All Dolled Up (all dressed up)

ill get more later. i gotta go!
Lena · Dec 5, 02:51 PM · #
“Captain Cockblock”

“Sergeant Buzzkill”

“Firecrotch”

and then there’s always the classic

“Ginger”
Megan · Dec 5, 02:53 PM · #
Lolita

Charmed I’m Sure

Cherry Pie

Plain Lo

Doll

Tease

Lollipop

White Sugar

Syrup
Victoria · Dec 5, 02:56 PM · #
Titty Sprinkles

Axe Wound

Peach

Sweater Meat

This is going to be hard to judge!!
Dollface · Dec 5, 02:58 PM · #
‘my pussy bites’
or ‘faster pussycat kill kill’

i love the first, its almost like wearing a little sign round your kneck saying men beware ;)
second one is one of my favourite films at the moment, amazing women who are confident and hotttt driving around in cars. sexyy.

meow ;)
Amber x
amber · Dec 5, 02:59 PM · #
HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE ENTRIES.

Put that on a nameplate. ha! :D
Annie Spandex · Dec 5, 03:00 PM · #
oh my god
i would also kill for one that says
‘badass motherfucker’
as if that wouldnt be the coolest thing on a nameplate.
x
amber · Dec 5, 03:05 PM · #
‘Self Saucing’

...because my boyfriend thinks that’s what girls are.
Ashleigh Rose · Dec 5, 03:05 PM · #
get in, get off, get out
Lindsay · Dec 5, 03:07 PM · #
Some more..

Adorable Cunt
Masochist
Recockulous
Sammy · Dec 5, 03:09 PM · #
Vulvatastic.
I have a wee wee.

I have to go, but you can be you’ll have some more from me later
Nana in the Theatre · Dec 5, 03:11 PM · #
Selfish Brat
Scumsucking Whore
Fucking Evil
Crack Whore
Sophie · Dec 5, 03:22 PM · #
showtime
beckyecky · Dec 5, 03:23 PM · #
uterus plus!
marie · Dec 5, 03:23 PM · #
oh my!
beckyecky · Dec 5, 03:24 PM · #
Sooo, to sum them up, my personal entries are:

- Seductress of Bums

- Plastic Toy

- Apple Tart

- Shoegazer

Aren’t they absolutely lovely? ;-P
LightStealer · Dec 5, 03:26 PM · #
Oooh, my favourite one yet:

Backdoor Bunny
Joanne · Dec 5, 03:26 PM · #
Beaver Bumper
Amy · Dec 5, 03:35 PM · #
My boyfriend calls me Sugar Tits…

... But I like something such as “I Masticate Box”

(I never read the whole book but that paragraph made me laugh.)
Poppy · Dec 5, 03:36 PM · #
im feeling utterly fabulous and creative.

if no one has thought of this, BITE ME
‘too drunk to fuck’

also, i constantly wind my boyfriend up about a little crush i have on snoop dogg.
so
‘snoopys hoe’
‘open for buisness’

id love one saying
‘gods gift’
because ive just got a hair cut been shopping and i feel like gods gift to earth haha

‘bend me over’

‘vagabond’
‘mischeveous’
‘minx’
‘im worth it’
amber · Dec 5, 03:36 PM · #
“fork?” hehe, like spooning, but funner

“deviant”

“lick”

thats all i got lol
Annie · Dec 5, 03:37 PM · #
“submissive and depraved”... I would go for it :)
Kathi · Dec 5, 03:37 PM · #
Cooch Mooch!
Amy · Dec 5, 03:39 PM · #
TITTY SPRINKLES! OMG YES!

(Sorry for all the caps, I’m just so excited…you know with all this filth and all)
Jasmine · Dec 5, 03:42 PM · #
ROFL
i caaant stop laughing at all these.
I keep coming back to read them.
ladystefania · Dec 5, 03:44 PM · #
Thunder From Down Under

Russell The Love Mussel

Schlong Thong

Brock the Love Cock
Amy · Dec 5, 03:45 PM · #
Hell On Wheels

Bitch on Wheels

Little Red

And some “names” that are plays on words:

Nana Urbidness

Bette Outtahell

Kaye Lammity

Reva Lution

Dee Struction

Eva Destruction

Mel Ignant

Anne Ominous

Pam Demonium

Di O’Bolick

Mel Evolence
HelOnWheels · Dec 5, 03:49 PM · #
Wow! It’s like your comments have tourettes. Terrifying.
I have been thinking about what I would get on a necklace since I saw your tweet about yours the other day. I have little desire for gratuitous filth, though.

Immediate thought was the very obvious “Wang Fu”.

Other candidates: “Ambitious but Rubbish”, “Oh Cock!”, “Drink Feck Arse Girls”, “Warning”

In the dirty/double entendre category: “squirt”(I’m not short), “ATM”(I work in telecommunications and the acronym for “asynchronous transfer mode” never fails to make me snigger), “PERL” (perl necklace, geddit? I’m a nerd)

To be worn with dungarees: “Too rah loo rah too rah loo rye aye” (or just “too rah loo rye aye”)

For my nerdcore burlesque alter ego: “Lola Buttes”

For my mum: “menopausal”

For a childlike sense of wonder: “ZOMG!”

Why has nobody yet suggested “Surprise buttsecks!”?

There were definitely many more, but if they’ve slipped my mind already I guess they weren’t really contenders.
Witnit · Dec 5, 03:52 PM · #
wow, these are out of control! how hilarious would it be to see “Buttmilk” strapped across someone’s chest?!

okay, here goes!

“Anus-lick”

“Douchefag”

“Pooper-Scooper” (my roommates input that one!)

“Raver Fag’

“Douche-Cock”

i’ll come up with some more later!
Elizabeth · Dec 5, 03:52 PM · #
Unoriginal Gangster
Chavtastic
miss morgan potts · Dec 5, 03:53 PM · #
Shnockered, Tramp, Lush, Left Overs, Buntus, Paris’s BFF, Tranny, Sloppy Seconds, Beer Goggles, Hooker, Pole Dancer, “Escort”, Faded, 10 Cents, Use Me

I can keep going…i’m gonna have to end up buying some of these.
DHkilla · Dec 5, 03:53 PM · #
I want:

$cholary
$tripper

or

Cherry Darling (the stripper in grindhouse)

to wear to work, as I simutaneously do my homework at the bar, and deal lapdances. LOL.
Rachel Radness! · Dec 5, 03:56 PM · #
Oh shit! That’s right, one of my best and nerdiest: “LaTeX” (though it would be more appropriate to have it in Roman font. I’d wear it with skin tight rubber and a pocket protector)
Witnit · Dec 5, 03:58 PM · #
Someone else said ‘Trashbag’ but I’d like ‘Glamourous Trashbag’.
Nikki · Dec 5, 03:59 PM · #
AWWWWWWWWW “Vegans spit” is already taken. That one should win. :D
Rachel Radness! · Dec 5, 04:00 PM · #
For my fellow True Blood lovers: Fangbanger
Candace · Dec 5, 04:01 PM · #
petite salope (little slut in french)

petite coquine (cheeky little thing in french)

little minx

spank me

;)
robin · Dec 5, 04:03 PM · #
Sugarpants
Sarah · Dec 5, 04:03 PM · #
@ LV: YOU. FREAKING. RULE. Hellsing FTW. :D

Anywho, I thought of one more: vjj.

(say the letters out loud and you’ll get it. :3)
pico · Dec 5, 04:08 PM · #
Firecrotch
Kennedy · Dec 5, 04:11 PM · #
Hiptastic
(or Hiptastic Girl)

&, in honor of one of the hilarious Google ads on this page:
Moist & Tasty Fruitcake
Kate Sloan · Dec 5, 04:14 PM · #
I think it’s hilarious that tubgirl and goatse both made in on here. RAUNCH!
Jasmine · Dec 5, 04:16 PM · #
Vulvatastic.
I have a wee wee.
EAT MY LABIA.
Cream4U
Your Mama’s favorite ho.
SUPERDILDOGIRL!
If I only had a penis…
Deep Throat is my Hero (though this may be only understandable to Americans, I guess)..

I have to go, but you can be you’ll have some more from me later
Nana in the Theatre · Dec 5, 04:16 PM · #
fellate yourself
kaliber · Dec 5, 04:19 PM · #
cuntfaced whore :)
Eskimo! · Dec 5, 04:22 PM · #
chucklefuck
doo doo weenie
dookie n’ fish
skin turd (my slang for penis)
anastasia · Dec 5, 04:24 PM · #
“bummer”

“bugger”

“badger”

“arse”

“badgers arse”

:)

oh, and “fellatio”
mimi · Dec 5, 04:25 PM · #
Mhhh let’s give it a try… I’ll participate in my mother tongue since I’m not fluent in english slang, if you don’t mind…

Ta chatte! (litterally “your pussy!, easy answer to all stupid questions)

Bitechattepoil&nichons (cock-pussy-hair-tits, a kind of motto we like to shout with my friends — how girly are we??)

Même pas en rêves (Not even in your dreams)

Dans ton cul! (geeky answer to “where is it” > in your ass!

Non (No)

Ah la salope! (crude song title: ah what a bitch! only to be sung when drunk)

and in english:

Shaved&moisturized

Open 24/24

High-heels if needed

Noob&proud

Doomed graphic designer (nothing naughty, but that’s so true)

I dance Timewarp (ah, the reference…)

This is my Pantie.

Never on monday

ROFLMAO

Instant noodle whore

I only fuck geeks

Human Gameboy

...
I’ll see if I come up with something else!
Zélia · Dec 5, 04:27 PM · #
I love myself
ann · Dec 5, 04:31 PM · #
Witnit – yeah, i thought the same!
actually it could be on the nameplate- i have a tourette
mimi · Dec 5, 04:32 PM · #
Fuck Manners
Sinfully Sweet
Sinful
SassMouth
Kiss my Cunt
Sweet Slit
Tangy and Tart
Cocky as Hell
Crank Master
Suck my Neck
Streaker
Stalker
Panty Waste
Mother Pucker
Cunt Dracula
22 Positions
Slap Happy
Cushion for Pushin’
Loose ‘n’ Lovely
Loose
Hot Lava
Titty Twister
Spank Tank
Bang Bang
Sucker
Big Bang
Low Rider
Buckin’ Bronco
Bull Rider
Pussy Wrangler
Pantease
OSAKA PUNCH! · Dec 5, 04:32 PM · #
Inspiration struck again!

GG love (I’m a 30GG in bras)

party in my pants Hell, who wouldn’t want to come (ho ho) to a pants party?

sexy librarian How a friend has described my style more than once.

baps out for cash I love baps as a slang word for breasts, it’s one of those that just makes me giggle!
Charlie · Dec 5, 04:34 PM · #
The Notorious V.A.G.
DNA Dumpster
Paige · Dec 5, 04:36 PM · #
Masterdebater
Carol · Dec 5, 04:39 PM · #
Ethical Slut
Paige · Dec 5, 04:41 PM · #
Nonpareils
che · Dec 5, 04:43 PM · #
“Vodka Vagina”

in tribute to poor college party girls that soak tampons in vodka and stick em in to get alcohol into their bloodstream immediately, gettin crunk cheap’n‘fast.
Zena · Dec 5, 04:44 PM · #
EpicPussy
TALK DIRTY
On Top
Lush’s Ass (Like, luscious and Lush’s…?)
My Lower Lips Want A Kiss
Leather between the legs.
Giocare con me (Play with me)
NOMatic (addicted to noms?)
Orifice
I Can Haz Sex Nao?
Woo Duble Dees
Altar of Hymen
Adam and Eve it
caught coiting.
marrow pudding.
I Love Ben Dover
Gigolo!
Smoke While You Eat? (“deep throat” movie reference…!)
Hell’s Anatomy (French Indie porno 8D)
suckit
Vegans Are Natural
Dirty Thang
Cock’s Out, Time To Rock Out
IlessthanthreeNabokov
How Bad Do You Want It?
Delicious
turn me on
Blow On It
Condomaster
Motorboat

eh I’m all dirtied out for now..
Nana in the Theatre · Dec 5, 04:50 PM · #
Muff Diver
Ange · Dec 5, 04:53 PM · #
‘Beeyatch’ or ‘MizzBeeyatch’

Coucher avec moi

Be jealous bitches

Hardcore Whore

Sex makes babies?

Your Mom

I’m what she said/That’s what she said

Sorry, not that original.
princess70xox · Dec 5, 04:56 PM · #
Ok…more:

‘For the Win’ (or FTW)

Or ‘FTMFW’ (for the mother effing win).
k-a-double r-a · Dec 5, 04:56 PM · #
Weiner!
MB · Dec 5, 04:58 PM · #
In The Dick Clique

And of course

Kinky Bastard!
Nana in the Theatre · Dec 5, 05:04 PM · #
Mike Hunt < say it five times fast.>
willa · Dec 5, 05:06 PM · #
Smut Trumpet! Hehehehehe reading this post is the first thing I’ve done today and I’m so glad I got to start the day giggling! xxxx
MJ · Dec 5, 05:15 PM · #
I’m thinking more along the lines of something not traditionally attractive… I’d feel liberated with a necklace that said…

Cellulite

I really like tht one! :D perhaps also…

Plain
Two left feet
Acne
Miss Proportionate
Lardass
Buck toothed
Foul

Of course, off this general theme, I would SO sport a necklace that said “WHAT WOULD GALA DO?”
Lilah · Dec 5, 05:17 PM · #
I can’t take credit for this as it was a nickname bestowed upon me by an ex but: Sweet Little Nympho.
GodlessCupcake · Dec 5, 05:20 PM · #
Placenta Party

Suck Me (for the vampire lovers!)

Sexlexia (like dyslexia)

Test Tube Crack Baby (I always wanted this as a band name, haha)
Chelly · Dec 5, 05:23 PM · #
FoxyMoron
Yummo
Sparkles
Prettyful
Ditto
Great Hunka Spunk
Laura · Dec 5, 05:23 PM · #
Wide-On

Like a hard-on, but, well, you get the idea.
Jack · Dec 5, 05:23 PM · #
Hi, I’m a first time commenter but long time lurker of your blog and because this is making some hilarious reading… I’ve decided to join in with some suggestions of both dirty and non-dirty sounding ones.

‘vicars & tarts’
‘schlong’
‘rumpleforeskin’
‘love lumps’
‘bouncing betties’
‘queef’
‘ohhh yeahhh’
‘suck’
‘lick’
‘man eater’
‘vagina dentata’
‘whore of babylon’
‘titfield thunderbolt’ (after the film)
‘whisky galore’ (another film title)
‘pussy galore’ (couldn’t resist!)
‘titicaca’ (yes I know it’s the lake in France but it sounds rude-ish and it’s also a nod to the sitcom Absolutely Fabulous)
Samantha · Dec 5, 05:27 PM · #
Post Modern Sleaze
Jasmine · Dec 5, 05:28 PM · #
damn.. was going to say beef curtains on behalf of a friend who goes by that (slightly unfortunate) nickname..

how about fluffer?
s · Dec 5, 05:30 PM · #
wow, so many entries, well I like:

‘I Do Unicorns’

and

‘Rainbow Slut’

xo
omie · Dec 5, 05:31 PM · #
This isn’t particularly objectionable — but I have dearly wanted a necklace that says one of these 2 things for quite some time, so…

Naughty Little Minx

or, in French…

Petite Coquine

I think I’d like it better in French, actually — even though I truly adore the word “minx”.

electronic kisses
Miss B · Dec 5, 05:31 PM · #
when i was in highschool i formed a list of all the different words meaning slut there are over 50 words :)

- nymph of the night – trollop – harlot – woman of the night – easy – hose bag

hmm.. i have some others too.

- dirty sanchez (although this is disgusting.. i think the word sanchez would look really good in that writing) – fountain of youth = dirty mind – dirty mouth with feet – sexual feelings – the joy of sex – sue johanson – viennese oyster – spoon – penetration – perfumed garden – lotus – suspended congress – mammary – cunnilingus

and finally – Wham Bam Thank you Ma’am
or – Wham Bam Thank you Man
abigail · Dec 5, 05:37 PM · #
ice queen
ck · Dec 5, 05:40 PM · #
Hopefully no one’s mentioned this one, but it’d make a lovely necklace… ‘Godless Harlot’
Angie · Dec 5, 05:43 PM · #
id get

“Alis volat propriis”
meaning She flies with her own wings

or

We’re all mad here

from alice in wonderland
sarah · Dec 5, 05:49 PM · #
Naughty Nun
or
Vivacious Vixen
Yaz · Dec 5, 05:50 PM · #
Mister Fister
Fudge Packer
Clit Tickler
On Your Knees Please
Titty Twister
Fucks for Bucks
Baby Receptacle
Mikolina · Dec 5, 05:52 PM · #
‘Petite Salope’-meaning ‘Little Slut’ in French.

or

‘Petite Coquine-meaning ‘Cheeky Little Thing’ in French.
scout100 · Dec 5, 05:52 PM · #
Risqué

Coquette

Flirty Mc Skirty

Sintastic

Raunch

Fatal Femme

Fornication Nation

F**k me, I’m Fabulous

Glamour Whore

Filthy Fashion Whore
Charmy · Dec 5, 05:57 PM · #
subbie slut
owned
JESUS GOD (haha, John Irving reference)
kinky bitch
needs a spanking
dirty little girl
arse bandit
bloody buggery bollocks
Sinead · Dec 5, 06:00 PM · #
Hello Kitty

Kinky Kitten

Two more I just thought of :)
Charmy · Dec 5, 06:03 PM · #
Devil Woman.

Beastess.
Eleanor · Dec 5, 06:03 PM · #
Beaver Eater
Sit On My Face
“Dead Girls Can’t Say No” I’d wear it on Halloween with my Zombie costume.
D · Dec 5, 06:10 PM · #
hot dip.

putain.
L A · Dec 5, 06:11 PM · #
MANGINA
Karen · Dec 5, 06:12 PM · #
♥ Horette

♥ Photo Hor

♥ Twinkle toes

♥ Booty Shaker

♥ Wat Da Puk

♥ Tasty Delights

♥ What mine is yours

♥ Can’t touch this
Muffin ♥ · Dec 5, 06:18 PM · #
Spank Me
Twinkle Twat
I agree with D, “Dead Girls Can’t Say No” is EPIC!
Britt · Dec 5, 06:18 PM · #
Proctoscope

Moist

Splooge

Horny

Vomit
Samantha · Dec 5, 06:21 PM · #
“FatBitch”

I’m a fattie bitch and proud of it!

Then again, I would love to be seen in a “SkinnyBitch” necklace
Ez · Dec 5, 06:23 PM · #
Cleavage

Home Wrecker

Late Bloomer
Becky · Dec 5, 06:34 PM · #
Lollipop Cunt is the most scandalous I can think of. xx
sarah · Dec 5, 06:39 PM · #
Cradle Robber
Brie · Dec 5, 06:39 PM · #
Atomic Rotary Grinding Goddess!
Kirstin · Dec 5, 06:44 PM · #
looselips

tight ass

fuck no evil

clit envy

fuck buddy

12 inches soft <—- I would love to wear this one. Ahaha.
Mirei · Dec 5, 06:46 PM · #
Ghetto Phanny
Stuff it
BALLS
Slut Bucket
Ashley · Dec 5, 06:47 PM · #
ooh, ooh! “CUNT TEETH”.

How, HOW has nobody suggested “la petite mort”?! come on! french for little death! orgasm! How many people are having orgasms right now?

“fagette!”
Athens Boys Choir song made of queer and rad

“pretty like drugs”
Queen Adreena song

“La Syphilis”
What you see when you peruse bilingual Planned Parenthood pamphlets!

“Diva Cuppin”
to insinuate that one currently has a silicone menstrual blood collector inserted in their…

“Ladyparts”!

Realistically though I would go the way of Gala and get Miss Birdnest Hair, or Zena Bat. boring, I knowwww.
Zena · Dec 5, 06:58 PM · #
Resplendent
Faithful Whore
Daddy’s Little Girl ;D
Dirty Vegan Slut
Raw Raw Fight Da Powuh
Cupcake
Booty Stickin’ Out (inside joke :D)
Impatient
Kellie · Dec 5, 06:59 PM · #
your mom!
LOL
mistress
ROFLCOPTER
White trash
Can’t touch this
call me

and ruder ones?

I do freebies
i heart roleplay
i heart sex
take my flower
only if i was drunk
i’ll smoke your pipe
polish your own trophy
shag me senseless
enter here
like what you see?

Please
You betcha! (don’t you just lurrrrve sarah palin??!!?) bahaha
sharon · Dec 5, 07:01 PM · #
feminist HAH! the dirtiest word of all
kyla · Dec 5, 07:18 PM · #
Just “Cunt”
Although “Ass bandit” and “Glam tart” would be pretty funny too Maddy · Dec 5, 07:21 PM · #
Filthy fucking gorgeous

Your next lover

Try to hate me

Bitch, please

Apres moi le deluge (Regina Spektor song, means ‘after me comes the flood’)

Dysfunctional

That’s all for now, not as crude and dirty as others, but it’s what I would wear. Love you Gala and thanks for these lovely 13 days!
Kaycee · Dec 5, 07:21 PM · #
more!

- g-spot

- erogenous

- safe sex

- sexercise

- sex ed.

- sexology

- BDSM

- Ben Wa Balls

- dildo

- erotic

- erotica

- gonorrhea

- Kana Sutra

- ovaries

- paddling

- pansexuality

- eier (german)

- huevos (spanish)

- madam

- call girl

- pin-up girl

- Cicuacalli (house of women or brothel)

- Tlazolteotl (aztec goddess of ‘filth’)

- porne (greek for prostitute)

- Lais (greek courtsan)

- courtsan

- syphilis

- use condoms

- condom

- valley of the dolls

- shackles

- uranus
abigail · Dec 5, 07:25 PM · #
you could get so many good ones from greys anatom :p

once-bian
take your time
dirty mistress

and i like this too

candycunt
Brittany · Dec 5, 07:28 PM · #
I think “Asscunt” and “Cunt Swamp”.
I also like “Poo Bay”.
“Petite salope”
“Boeufgateau” – literal translation of Beefcake.

“Suivez-moi jeune homme” – thay means “follow me, young man”
Mademoiselle Robot · Dec 5, 07:28 PM · #
CUNT...really no one thought to do that by itself?
DHkilla · Dec 5, 07:29 PM · #
“Titillating”

“Hungry Like the Wolf”

“Madam President”

“Talk to Me”

“Say Hello”

And because it would amazing to have a gorgeous, hand-cut brass necklace that says: “CAN I HAS?”
Kristen · Dec 5, 07:35 PM · #
when i was first looking at the site a couple of days ago it seemed like “cunt” was missing.
rachel wilhite · Dec 5, 07:38 PM · #
“kittentits”
rachel wilhite · Dec 5, 07:41 PM · #
“Sausage Party” and “Clam Bake”! two great tastes that taste great together…

“Jesus Tapdancing Christ”.

They just keep coming! Pun intended!
Zena · Dec 5, 07:45 PM · #
I was attempting to read all of the entries to see if this had been said, but only got half way through, so I’ll throw it into the mix anyway.

Vagina Dentata. Pretty much can’t think of anything better than people thinking I have sharp teeth in places they shouldn’t be.
Jay · Dec 5, 07:47 PM · #
Delicious Dildo.
Antonia · Dec 5, 07:55 PM · #
Siren

Primrose

Holy Sex Kitten
alicia · Dec 5, 08:13 PM · #
SuperNymph

WhoreLover

Daddy’s
b · Dec 5, 08:17 PM · #
Floozy

or Floozette
Magdalena · Dec 5, 08:31 PM · #
“cushin 4 pushin”
@gcrush · Dec 5, 08:31 PM · #
this is the best competition…ever! girl, you rock.
i don’t know if these have been posted before, i stopped reading after the first 200 or so comments.
but, i would love a necklace that said

- vagina dentata (a vagina with teeth!) – peaches – flamouché – ghoulpoon – hairy taco – lovertits – diddle my skittle
Ava · Dec 5, 08:33 PM · #
also, Penis Flytrap would be great :)
Ava · Dec 5, 08:35 PM · #
muhammad
asshole
Katie · Dec 5, 08:38 PM · #
Titts McGee
Lucy · Dec 5, 08:41 PM · #
Iniquitous
Meghan · Dec 5, 08:45 PM · #
“Oh God Mr Darcy”- to satiate my always ‘on’ love affair with the man all others are compared to. Technically, this may just be due to how delicious Colin Firth is in Pride and Prejudice,but I like to think Mr Darcy has some remarkable character traits too.

“Erotic Narrative”. I am an Engish lit. major who has a very special interest in this line of work, and basically it is just a classy/sly way of saying PORN.
Mandyfloss · Dec 5, 09:01 PM · #
Sleaze hips
Zoe · Dec 5, 09:07 PM · #
Smile, Bitch!
Lelo Fan
Official Dildo Tester
Porn Is Lovely
The Other Woman
Kate Sloan · Dec 5, 09:11 PM · #
Cold Fish
or, the classic: Sluttypants.
Vita · Dec 5, 09:12 PM · #
“clitty – Clitoria”
I’ve always wanted to have a cat called that!
Rosina lee · Dec 5, 09:22 PM · #
Lili St. Cyr (last name pronounced ‘sincere’; she was an American burlesque stripper)

Venus In Furs

Mental Mindfucker

Screwvenir (pun of souvenir)

Econnoisseur
Gia Greene · Dec 5, 09:23 PM · #
fingernagellange (german for fingernail length)
melizzle · Dec 5, 09:27 PM · #
Dining on Peacock. ;D For the classy slut.

Hirci – armpit hair. Not slutty. Just not classy either.
featherhearts · Dec 5, 09:32 PM · #
JailBait (I would LOVE this one, considering my love for older men and my much older boyfriend. ha)

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Pink Pirate

Downtown Whore

Lovable Lolita
Natalie · Dec 5, 09:33 PM · #
Scissor Slut (luv it)

Trib Queen

Snowball (seems cute… muahahahaha)

Snowball Slut

Felcher

Confetti Cunt

Crabs Queen
Paige · Dec 5, 09:40 PM · #
suck my 7-inch

stuff my turkey

vegans taste better

magic mustache ride

mclovin
jenn · Dec 5, 09:41 PM · #
Openminded
lilita · Dec 5, 09:41 PM · #
Professional
Peel me a Grape (Mae West is the Queen of outrageous phrases :)
Trumpet Strumpet
Cheap Tart
Love Dumpster
Booty for Sale
Katy Marie · Dec 5, 09:43 PM · #
‘tittysprinkles ubercunt’ the best faux-name i have ever seen, obviously.

of course, there’s always ‘mingeflaps’ which is my current favoured curse word, or if you’re my disgusting friend carol ‘beef curtains’ which just grosses even me out.
nico · Dec 5, 09:58 PM · #
Cuntalope

Fuckasaurus Sex

KidUgly (me!) which I will order at some point anyway ;)
KidUgly · Dec 5, 10:01 PM · #
Minxy Merkin
Rosina lee · Dec 5, 10:03 PM · #
Bestiality

2 girls 1 cup

(really, HOW can it get grosser than that? and i would LOVE to wear the first one done in fancy script— hilarious!)

Cunt Puncher

Cock Biter

Stabby McGee

Rapist (hmmm… maybe going too far? I can’t decide.)

Blue Balls

Dyke (I would looove to wear this at a really conservative, fancy dinner party)

also, not sexy but still upsetting:

Baby Kicker

Cannibal

Nerd Killer (love it bc I AM a huge nerd at a uni of nerds!)

Knife Licker

Coke Addict

Heroin Romance

Junkie Babe
Paige · Dec 5, 10:06 PM · #
ok, last one (i fell bad that you have to read sooo many!)

Fuck Me Jesus
Paige · Dec 5, 10:09 PM · #
I’d have to go with my new funniest name…

Princess Wang
Blepharisma · Dec 5, 10:13 PM · #
LICK MY CLIT

FISTFUCK

Your Name Again ?
Polyvalence · Dec 5, 10:28 PM · #
TRASHCAKE

or

ZEYNTITS
zeynep · Dec 5, 10:55 PM · #
furlover
Katrina · Dec 5, 11:27 PM · #
squeaky clean
ilyssa · Dec 5, 11:28 PM · #
#1 Trollop.

My grandmother would be so proud.
L · Dec 5, 11:30 PM · #
If I could have this I would be happy:

OMG LOLZ

Also:
“Hornbag” (I haven’t read all 790 comments but I’ll assume someone’s already used this one)
“I bend over for chocolate”
“I wear heels for sex”
Louise.C · Dec 5, 11:32 PM · #
my favorite hooker name – Trixie Trollop

My boyfriends suggestions –

Jizz Junkie

Spermaholic

Sperm Bank

Fuck Hole

Daddy’s Whore

Fuck Toy

Cock Slave

Anally Starved
Tanya · Dec 5, 11:33 PM · #
LOL he is enjoying comming up with these –

Cuntacular

Condom Tester

Scratch-N-Sniff

Snatch Monkey

Dirty Cum Slut

Strumpet – one of my favorite words and terms to call my girlfriends

Mommy – LOL cause thats DIRTY
Tanya · Dec 5, 11:45 PM · #
I just want one that says ‘potatoes’.
Stephanie · Dec 5, 11:46 PM · #
Cuntcake!

The dude likes to call me “sugar tits“and I call him “sweet sack.” I just know we’re more foul than that, but it’s not coming to me! I’m a big fan of “sugar shorts” as well.
Danno · Dec 5, 11:50 PM · #
Agh, I thought of more. Sorry if these are repeats. XD

-harlot
-authorized personnel only (that would make an awesome belt, but a necklace would work just as well)

And for all my fellow gamer girls out there…
-atlus bitch
-squenix whore
-sephiroth is my homeboy
-i cum for capcom
-sex on the dance pad
-i’m the bitch with the flamethrower
-natural 20
pico · Dec 5, 11:54 PM · #
cute poison
i just love those two words together, they can have loads of meanings, they show irony, juxtaposition, balance…
F · Dec 5, 11:56 PM · #
also: Eat Me or Drink Me a la Alice in Wonderland. ;o
Yue · Dec 6, 12:13 AM · #
Hannorexic

Once Upon a Penis
hc · Dec 6, 12:23 AM · #
queerfolk
androgyne
harlot – one of my fav words of all time!
east coast pussy
mystery managed
lestrange – i so want this on anything
daddy – this too
me likey
kiwi
serial
boi
boi pussy
girl dick
notorious thug
hot in the pants
birds the word
mrs. officer
noodles
fucking hard
hardly fucking
dirty mouth?
name here
fromage – CHEESE!
queef
clean
moralette
CLOSEFACE – cutest thing ever.
zombie babe – tis true. the media confirmed me =)
areola
fucking delicious
. – yes a period. my period.
wtfresh!
dunkin ur donut
uber
insidey parts
rainbows
gadget
cum depository
eye sweat – im not crying, my eyes are sweating!
clik
nose gold
flesh
[huggles]
poodah butt – best nickname ever =)
Domina
nine tails
leather
latex
kumquat
disco
music vampire
womanizer
trollop
the geigh
ovah – yes, huny!
vogue
work
tens – tens across the board. vogue culture.
face
schoolboy
exploitation
sexploitation
ploitation

i suppose thas enough?
wait…am i LATE?
harley · Dec 6, 12:29 AM · #
oh & “robocop”
idk why.

but it’s so right.
harley · Dec 6, 12:33 AM · #
i love to lick chocolate
(chocolate is my nickname for someone i know)
JS · Dec 6, 12:44 AM · #
ladyboy

in addition to being a specific type of thai prostitute (the transexual kind with tits and a penis) it is also the name of the band my best friend has with her little brother- she’s the lady, he’s the boy.

i would then give the nameplate necklace to her.
Sally · Dec 6, 12:45 AM · #
sub/dom

Make Me Scream

Your Mistress

Ess Mir! (eat me! in Yiddish)

Arein (come in! in Yiddish)
LenaLightening · Dec 6, 12:46 AM · #
Jizz Eater
Paige · Dec 6, 12:55 AM · #
RedLux (my name)

Funambulist (tight rope walker … because secretly deep down inside it is what I am)

Moist

Smitten Kitten

Manual

Lollipop (... just ‘cus it would look too cute)

Whip me, harder!

Crybaby
RedLux aka Sara · Dec 6, 12:56 AM · #
omfg i would die for a necklace with

“just did your mum”

on it…
i saw a tshirt with “my other ride is your mum” on it and it still makes me laugh

other suggestions

turkey loaf (why idk i just heart it)
just farted
spunk junkie
i heart midget porn

and omg yes i would also love

“yes theyre real”

im quite big boobied and itd give people something else to look at! :P
kellyclare · Dec 6, 01:00 AM · #
happy
strong
satisfied
h dawwwg · Dec 6, 01:09 AM · #
Bitchface
Sheep
Reject
Loser
Weirdo
YouRSoGay
sarah · Dec 6, 01:14 AM · #
* Love muffin * Funky spunk ie .. im dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk (sex & the city) * Vibrator * Man Candy * Shagoholic * Pork sword * Big tits * Infedelity * Nipple Cripple * Scrotum * Pink Taco * Ta-Tas * Big Knockers * Beaver Cleaver * Pocket Rocket * Stallion
mella-jj · Dec 6, 01:20 AM · #
A mixture…

“Chelsea Smile”
“Vagtastic”
“Predator”
“Br00ts”
“Victorian Corpse”
“Built For Sin”
“XXX”
“Dead, Serious”
“I’ve Heard of Girls Like You”
“Pornographer”
“Diamonds Aren’t Forever”
Georgina · Dec 6, 01:22 AM · #
Jizz Jar
Megan · Dec 6, 01:24 AM · #
‘Kuss Mich’ : German for kiss me

or

‘Bestrafe Mich’ : German for punish me
Ms Constantine · Dec 6, 01:39 AM · #
ok…one more ‘hot sauce’
k-a-double r-a · Dec 6, 01:42 AM · #
Sweetiedarling
Dancing with the Fairies
Cupcakeanator
Amanda · Dec 6, 01:48 AM · #
I have to say, their artfag necklace suits me just fine, but here’s a few:
bewbz
dickbasket
Anarkissed
gutter punk prom queen
mon coeur
Lesly · Dec 6, 01:50 AM · #
ahh this is GOLD !! Here’s my cuntribution (typo but it’s staying)

Fuckasaurus

Ambisextrous (my fav ;D )

Spermicidal

Booze 4 Boobs

Understand This
Lani · Dec 6, 02:12 AM · #
dickmatized

honestly, it would be the most amazing thing ever to have that on a necklace!
Anika · Dec 6, 02:13 AM · #
muff munch
jodee · Dec 6, 02:21 AM · #
muff munch
Cuntess
Fuckalicous
jodee · Dec 6, 02:25 AM · #
Bi-Curious George

Prune Juice

chick nectar

Dirty Bird – indecent older woman

DILF

Gayer than AIDS

Fat and Sassy

Aggressivly Fussy – AKA a nice way to call someone a bitch
Maddy · Dec 6, 02:28 AM · #
“Prettiful” – In primary school everyone would use this as a mix of pretty and beautiful.. aww childhood memories…
Madeleine · Dec 6, 02:33 AM · #
I hope you like these…

BUGGER BUM
( it has been my family nickname since i was 2yrs old)

INTRAVEINOUS ORGASM
( i think there is a market for it)

LOVEPIG
( gluttony and lust, my 2 favorite sins)
Becky Lee · Dec 6, 03:27 AM · #
“Sexually Ambivalent” – because I hate referring to myself as bisexual. I just like people.
Sarah-Beth · Dec 6, 03:44 AM · #
-Sexican
Short for Sexy Mexican. A nickname given to me by many.

-Gyno-a-gogo

-Pappy McSchmear
Said in a New York, Jewish gramma accent

-Cunt Chub
So horrible sounding, yet I could totally see this in cursive, tattooed on someone’s knuckles

-Peter, Bjorn and John
Inside joke. “Because that’s what I named my balls”

What fun! That’s all I got!
raqueleza · Dec 6, 04:10 AM · #
Russian Doll
Hookerpipe
russian girl · Dec 6, 04:31 AM · #
All I can come up with at the moment is “Chouette as Shit”, ha ha.
jooordan! · Dec 6, 05:01 AM · #
“Spocks over Jocks.”

“Stuffed animal.” I don’t even know what that means but it could mean something crude! And I do have a stuffed animal I heart a lot, haha.

“Cum here.” As in, on the necklace, hehe. Wouldn’t that be cute to wear in the nude? :)

“I’m naked underneath this necklace.”

“Weapon of Mass Dick-suction.” Sounds a bit retarded but still kinda funny!

“Chipmunk Cheeks.” I have had big cheeks all my life (and I’m a petite girl, so it stands out!)

“Sunday’s Best.”

“Aphrodite Hearts Cock”.

“Cake or Death”

“Not some cheesy locket.”
Alyssa · Dec 6, 05:28 AM · #
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

and what’s going on the necklace?
you just got:

rickrolledbitch!
May · Dec 6, 06:08 AM · #
a couple more

- lolita

- tart

- snogging

- russell brand
abigail · Dec 6, 06:11 AM · #
1. Crotch Clutch or Crotch-Clutcher!

2. Poke Me
(this is a Facebook reference…or not!?!)

3. Afternoon Delight

4. Manboobs Ahoy!

5. 80085
(that’s boobs in calculator-speak!)

6. Danke, wanker!
(thanks, wanker!)

7. Funbags fun

8. Blueballs

9. spermee
(as distinct from the spermer)

10. Goldilicks
;)
rin · Dec 6, 06:18 AM · #
Spunk Trench
Sarah · Dec 6, 07:45 AM · #
CUNT PUNT
Rawr · Dec 6, 08:07 AM · #
I thought I’d opt for some more subtle words!

Titivated – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/titivated

Explicit

Lascivious – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lascivious

Taboo

Louche – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/louche

Scurrilous – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/scurrilous

Flapper Aflutter

Doxy – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/doxy

Sacred Cow

Au Contraire

Bilabial – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bilabial

Hotsy Totsy

Tarantism – http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tarantism

The Cat’s Meow

xox
Halia · Dec 6, 09:45 AM · #
Sheela Na Gig (!!!!)
Slut Butt
Horizontal Life
Fuck Toy
Pussy Party
No Pants Dance
Strumpet
Tart with a Heart
Deadly Thighs
Lascivious
Lady Fuck
Rocks Cocks
Aims to Please
Mikolina · Dec 6, 09:48 AM · #
Hahahaha
I’m loving the relentlessly filthy talk, you terrible minxes.

mine was just “MotherLover”

!
Seren · Dec 6, 09:57 AM · #
Trudy Pootnums

Garbage Tits

Birdy NumNums

Lazy Vagina

Crumb Bum
Mandapanda · Dec 6, 10:05 AM · #
Cocksmoker McGee
reya · Dec 6, 10:07 AM · #
“skanque” classy. ;)
Joyce · Dec 6, 10:10 AM · #
In honor of Peaches: FatherFucker
reya · Dec 6, 10:11 AM · #
creampie
Rawr · Dec 6, 10:14 AM · #
Slutterbug

OR

Cunning Linguist
Miranda · Dec 6, 10:32 AM · #
Ok here are mine…

69me
69 Sweetie
Eat at the Y
Ride this Ride
~~and~~
Poo-Nou (which was my Hungarian family’s name for your girly bits). :D

Thanks for the contest, Gala. You rock!
Jami · Dec 6, 10:33 AM · #
Taco Blocko! (The female version of “cock-blocking”!)
Zeddy · Dec 6, 10:52 AM · #
I am Intelligent and Enjoy Sex And Therefore I am Edgy

...But that’s kinda long, so “Smartass” may suffice.
Mery · Dec 6, 11:01 AM · #
Well either j-bird or cunthook.
J · Dec 6, 11:35 AM · #
Trollop
A fine wench
Kos (which is arabic for cunt – a common and very wounding epithet is kos omak- your mothers cunt )
Hebe · Dec 6, 11:37 AM · #
Moose Knuckle
impious-havoc · Dec 6, 11:43 AM · #
Blood Ass
Cyrelle · Dec 6, 12:02 PM · #
BLOEMPERS!

Wanker
Helvitte (norwegian for god damn it)
Trut (which is dutch for bitch)
Flapdrol (which is dutch for flat turd haha)
Sheit
Slagroom (which is dutch for whipped cream but in english it obiviously means something completely different)
Titty Titty Spank Spank
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Cum Together
Wankedoodle
HelloTitty
RockmyKnockers
Punani (which means vagina)
Fleur · Dec 6, 12:08 PM · #
I dont know if I missed this but it’s okay, I just wanted to say that I’d probably have mine say “TURDPOD” because it’s my word of the day everyday!
Mae Jane · Dec 6, 12:15 PM · #
Aunt Jemima (a pancake brand)
FAIL
Richard Simmons (google him! he’s a crazy 80’s excersize guy whom everyone pities)
Dubya (for everyone’s favorite president!)
Michelle · Dec 6, 12:23 PM · #
Miss Behave

Miss Fabulous

Heaven Lips

Hypnotizing

I AM the party

Clit Licker

Fab Fucker

Fucking Rockstar

Slippery When Wet

Rocking Ur Socks

Rim Job

Sticky Sweet

Erotic Queen

That’s what I got!!! Hope your day is delish, doll!
Crysti Couture · Dec 6, 12:26 PM · #
love angel
against the wall
curled toes
cum lips
wrapp
platinum pigeon · Dec 6, 12:36 PM · #
dicks.
dicksdicksdicks.
plate of dicks.
wall of dicks.
salty vag.

and i know someone else already said it, but i really do like just plain and simple cunt.
nikki · Dec 6, 01:00 PM · #
Jesus is cumming!

and variations of

O little children cum unto me
-O children cum unto me
-children cum unto me
-cum unto me children

hahahahaha! i think you really could get arrested/fired/shunned with this one, which is exciting!

also, less provocative:

Nips

Spermicidal
Paige · Dec 6, 01:03 PM · #
oh, and cumcake
Paige · Dec 6, 01:07 PM · #
poopscoop
bag of dicks
buttslut
swallower
Shit Eater
poop master
pig fucker
clam slam
diarrhea
cream queen
urinal
double creamed rectum
frankie · Dec 6, 01:19 PM · #
forgot a few

Fudge Packer
I eat Dicks
Pubes
Pube Braider
Pubic Queen
I eat Pubes
Pube Floss
frankie · Dec 6, 01:23 PM · #
i keep getting more and more ideas!

necrophiliac
baby eater
piss flaps
pedophile
ham wallet
sausage wallet
beef curtains
frankie · Dec 6, 01:28 PM · #
Prob too late, but I love this one:

Chinga tu madre
Sadie · Dec 6, 02:31 PM · #
“pussy liqour”

“liqour in the front”
Carina · Dec 6, 02:51 PM · #
“I can has cheezeburger?”

“Hot, I is it.”

“In heat, need lovin’”
or just “In heat”
or “In heat, need bootytime”

“Obama Fangirl”

“I like my popsicles hard.”

“Lollipops for lunch.”

“That’s what I said.” (instead of That’s what she said :P)

“Over easy.”

“Does this make me look fabulous.”

“100% Orgasmic”

“Organic is Orgasmic”

“Banana Phone”

“It’s Bootytime”

“We’re movin’ on up”

“Dynomiiiite”

“I do what I want” (from South Park, haha)
Alyssa · Dec 6, 03:02 PM · #
“Obamarama, bigger than The Beatles”
or just “Obamarama”

“Batman’s Cave” (hahaha, I have no clue what I’m saying..)

“Diabeetus, it’s worth it”
Alyssa · Dec 6, 03:07 PM · #
I’ve really got to stop!! But here’s more..

“Ooh, Sexy Girlfriend” (from Sixteen Candles)

“Drive Stick” (pun!)

“Let’s Talk About Sex”

“OMG, Shit Twice and Die”

“I’d Shit Twice and Die”

“Careless Whisper” (Love that Song!)

“Barry White gave this to me” (hehehe-referring to the necklace)

“Barry White Hearts Me”

“We’re All Sensitive People” (Marvin Gaye, of course!)

“Fi’ Dolla”

“They be after me lucky charms”
Alyssa · Dec 6, 03:36 PM · #
Crunk Nation!
Kasey · Dec 6, 03:44 PM · #
Lora Vagina
my last name is nunn… which in french is vagina
Lora Nunn · Dec 6, 03:44 PM · #
twat did you say? i cunt hear you!
orgasm addict
penetration
rimjob
XXX OH!
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
face down, ass up
tie me up
bukkake
gang bang
pussy palace
my pussy is magic
masturbate me
i touch myself
touch my body
vagina face
slit licker
red wings
heavy flow
make me sweat
fuck my face
pandabones · Dec 6, 04:47 PM · #
Sauce Mistress
Lola · Dec 6, 05:05 PM · #
His Little Bitch
Biyatch
Yes Master
Slutzy
Biotch
Mysteria
Sharmouta (Slut in Arabic)
Zibby
Spastic
NSFL
Spaz
B · Dec 6, 05:09 PM · #
“kinky russian”
ladyhawke · Dec 6, 05:23 PM · #
Ha! My mum’s just read this and said I’m not allowed to enter anything too rude! Bless her cotton socks! =)

I wanna go for “Suck out” Purely because it’s a (V.Rude) inside joke between a friend and I and they would be gobsmacked to see me with a fancy necklace of it! :P

Also I don’t swear but if I did I would rock some of these! I think we all have a dark side around here! ;)
Vixxie · Dec 6, 05:56 PM · #
i love things that state the obvious and acknowledge how goofy they are (e.g. my license plate, which says VANITY), so I would totally die to have this necklace saying:

This Mah Bling
Material Girl · Dec 6, 06:38 PM · #
Delectatio Morosa

Delice.
Lolita · Dec 6, 06:50 PM · #
How haven’t I thought of this before?!

Sexkitten!
Lolita · Dec 6, 07:12 PM · #
FuckThroat.

The guy that I’m really sort of in love with called me this a few weeks ago. I was laughing too hard to even try and be offended.

Oh, and VagThulhu or Crotch Rot for good measure.
Phemie · Dec 6, 08:03 PM · #
Wow, some people came up with some really interesting things! And I just realised that it doesn’t have to be incredibly rude to enter, haha so these are my entries

Obtenebrate. (a word I absolutely love.)
Cunthead. (a nickname of mine, lol.)
Murdertramp. (something from my favourite song.)

Good luck to all those that have entered. :D
Kori · Dec 6, 08:11 PM · #
“magic is as magic does”

!! not trashy. but nice to remember every day!
verhext · Dec 6, 08:18 PM · #
‘hotshit’
I call all my friends it and its beginning to spread. Ow yes!
sophie · Dec 6, 08:19 PM · #
I forgot to add ones that I’d want for myself:

Dominatrix
Head Bitch in Charge
Motherfucking Princess
Motherfucking Queen
princess70xox · Dec 6, 08:40 PM · #
“GoldenShower”... joke from this weekend (there was some jellyfish spotting). Sounds so pretty but is really so filthy!
Scribbles · Dec 6, 08:51 PM · #
Delicious
and in various languages:
Delicieus (French)
Prelibato (Italian)
Delicioso (Portugese)

Exquisite
Exquis (French)
Squisito (Italian)

Pretty Woman
Belle Femme (French)
Bella Donna (Italian)

Cagna, Piacere! (Bitch, Please! in Italian)
Garce, Plaire! (French)

Delicate

Fine
Bene (Italian)

Succulent

Pay Me

Boys Love Me

Boy/Boy

Quiet Down! (i am very loud when i am stimulated)

Cock Kisser

Woman of Grace (my grandma won this award for her fundraising efforts for the Juvienile Diabetes Research Foundation. my aunt has diabetes. id give this to my grandma.)

Cum Connoisseur

Pleasurer

Pleasure

Self-Pleasure

Self-Pleasurer

Erect

At Attention
LenaLightening · Dec 6, 09:20 PM · #
Silly Bitch
cbear · Dec 6, 09:29 PM · #
Weeeelllll, I can be terr-uh-bly crass and rude darling, but I can’t see myself having it proclaimed on a necklace if I won! Egads – the Grand Dame would have a (shit)fit!

So my contributions are in other languages…Besides I think it is cheekier if only a few get the joke, my own special little filth club if you know what I mean.

Putain (whore in French)

Sans Culottes (no knickers in French, or the equiv. anyway)

Mamabicho (cocksucker in Spanish, esp like this as I am a mama)

kiki mo (filipino – you’re a cunt)

Pendejo (mexican – dumbass)

Actually, I like Dumbass in English too.

coco santi (your pussy stinks, in Creole)

buch dich (German for bend over)

mallaka (Motherfucker in Greek, I remember this being used in my childhood! what pleasant memories, sigh)

salope (bitch in french)

uber salope

Sharmutah

(ok, this makes me laugh, because it is Whore in Arabic, and if an Arab man saw me dressed to western standards and wearing this necklace, he’d probably just nod in agreeance, lol).

As a shout out to the gorgeous Winona, my only other english entry is

Showcha Chocha

Good luck to everyone!
audrey lumiere · Dec 6, 09:30 PM · #
“Lint Licker”
“Vaheena” (haha! aka vagina!) (my boyfriend and I use this term a lot.)
“Dunga” or “Unga Dunga”
“the Monster” (in reference to your period)
“butt hole-io”
“candy ass”
“eat my dunga”
“my BALLS”
“cappucino” (a reference my boyfriend and I use whenever he wants a bj)
“hot chocolate” (” “ but in reference to sex)

That’s about it. These are a little personal, but I figured, why not?
They’re funny. Again, all of these are used by my boyfriend and I. haha
Carla · Dec 6, 09:49 PM · #
This is by far not the dirtiest, but oh my goodness, I would love to have a necklace that says it!

Gilded Cunt
Jack · Dec 6, 10:09 PM · #
Cock Mitten
Jack · Dec 6, 10:12 PM · #
I think its too late but… this word no matter what its applied to always ALWAYS sounds so hilariously dirty…

Penetration

haha.
BeKaH · Dec 6, 10:26 PM · #
Haha, not the dirtiest by far, but what I would wear around my neck…top two choices first would be:

Service me
Bitch

Nymphette

^so glad no one’s used that yet.

Bitchtastic

Lil Miss
Tease

What Baby Wants
Baby Gets

Rain
On Me

Be Your
Dancer

Bitch Ass
Ho

—crosses fingers. eep
Cathy · Dec 6, 11:02 PM · #
i’m gonna have to go with “IGNORANT SLUT,” which holds special meaning for me, since my name is jane (old-school snl anyone?).

and also because i am neither! oh the irony!
jane · Dec 7, 01:14 AM · #
BlowJ Hunnicunt.
i’m a huge m*a*s*h fan & my friend dubbed me this after the character BJ Hunnicutt. we also use ‘BLOWJ HUNNICUNT!’ or ‘BJ HUNNICUTT!’ as an excalamtion when anything exciting happens.
rin · Dec 7, 01:41 AM · #
“Finish him” (Mortal Kombat!! and then some..)

“Interrobang” (aka the word for “?!”)

“Daisy Chain”

“Joygasm”
Alyssa · Dec 7, 01:59 AM · #
Squish mitten!
Panty hampster! (Thank you, House!)
Menage-a-cent!

And that’s all I’ve got.
Carmen · Dec 7, 02:06 AM · #
Jesus Fuck

Because either you’re thinking about someone saying “Jesus FUCK” or you’re thinking about Jesus fucking. Either way, pretty awesome.

Or,

Suck my Dick

because I’m always saying that, too. And it’s pretty funny coming from a 5’5 brunette with rosy cheeks.
TheMia · Dec 7, 03:36 AM · #
miss tasty

watermelon

sugar lips

honey kiss

sweet missy

hot bitch

sour apple

hard candy

strawberry seductress

sexy lady

miss mysterious

beware of bite

look dont touch
candyapple · Dec 7, 03:47 AM · #
Fille charmante et fourbe.
Lolita · Dec 7, 05:20 AM · #
mossy cleft

quim splash

ass goblin

anal tapas

sauce mine

rectal damage

mingeflapsface
Dacia · Dec 7, 07:14 AM · #
i think I’m too late… ugh!

my last entry: Dirty Little Secret
Lolita · Dec 7, 10:01 AM · #
Cunt, of course.
Erin · Dec 7, 01:57 PM · #
my boy friend has a suggestion:

Succubus (demon that takes the form of a beautiful woman to suduce men)
LenaLightening · Dec 7, 02:07 PM · #
my nickname in mexico was the ‘edgy virgin’.

other ones:
‘trentfucker’ (mmmm trent rez)
‘wetlips’
‘tia maria’
‘alabama slammer’
‘standards’
‘surprise! buttseks!’
‘pupcakes’
mars · Dec 7, 04:10 PM · #
when will we know who wins?
LenaLightening · Dec 7, 08:20 PM · #
vagalanche

moist

...hope I’m not too late. I’d love to wear a “vagalanche” necklace
alex · Dec 7, 09:14 PM · #
Ah, I’m almost sure that I’m too late, but I’ve been away from my computer all weekend and my Blackberry won’t let me post on iCiNG! It’s quite perplexing. You should think about a mobile site!

I’m pretty sure my favorite thing to wear as a nameplate would be “Fuckmuffin.” It’s a nickname my friend gave me a while back. Alternatively, “Sexmuffin,” but that’s not as fun.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to buy one that says “Elizaberry,” which is a name my boyfriend gave me… :3

(Some of these entries I’m reading are very… colorful. :D)

ilu Gala! &hearts;
Elizabeth Anne · Dec 7, 10:38 PM · #
lexiphanic

Lex`i`phan´ic (lĕks`ĭ`făn´ĭk)
a. 1. Using, or interlarded with, pretentious words; bombastic; as, a lexiphanic writer or speaker; lexiphanic writing.

would be a mega fantastical necklace . perhaps not exactly saucy but i wanted to share my love of this word regardless
:D
www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwo…
eva wiggleh blingbling · Dec 8, 05:04 AM · #
Hey, as I have the 1000th comment, I thought of “1000e” which means the same in french. I’m pretty sure that mysterious thing would be a hit at making people talk to me : “what 1000th ?”.
Which one have you chosen finally (I think the contest is over, isn’t it ?)
Lilith · Dec 8, 07:22 AM · #
So, I realize that I’m probably to late and will just have to order one for myself after Xmas, but I would so so so love one that said:

PINKO

You know, represent my politics. I’m taking pinko back! ;)
Sarah Ureshii · Dec 8, 03:29 PM · #
“Vaginal Armageddon”

that’s a friend of mine’s favorite, if I win I’ll give it to her, I already have my own “Working Classy” necklace thanks to trashy deluxe and I looooooove it!
Cassidy · Dec 8, 07:27 PM · #
Well what ive always gone by

Hookerfabulous

or what ive never gone by

Stanky Twanky

or

Hawt Twat

haha! Fantastic
Lauren · Dec 8, 09:48 PM · #
My entry is:

Stank Budussy

I know I’m late, but hopefully not too late!!!!
Michelle · Dec 12, 12:55 AM · #
‘Doll’

It’s not crude and it’s nothing like a lot of the ones up there but I think it’s pretty fabulous.
It’s my girlfriend’s nickname for me and I absolutely love the imagery of that word.

OH!

‘ReBELLYon’

I want to spread the belly love! And because the ReBELLYon is one of the most amazing and inspiring things I’ve seen in a long, long time.
L · Dec 12, 01:54 PM · #
I know that I’m late, but I figured why not add this one just in case.

My all time favorite:

Necessary Evil
Dana · Dec 18, 07:13 PM · #

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