Novelty T-Shirts

[ 26 February 2007 ]

This is a terrible craze which affects boys & girls similarly.

You know the ones I’m talking about surely — “Your Village Called, They Want Their Idiot Back!!!”, “That’s Queen Bitch To You”, “I’m Going Nucking Futs!”, “Drama Queen”.

Phew! Giggles a-plenty! Actually… no. These shirts have a magical power which automatically lowers the IQ of the wearer by at least 40 points.

Please, if you own one of these t-shirts, or your beloved has one hanging in the wardrobe — do your city a favour & dispose of it. Quickly, quietly & with minimum fuss. (We suggest a roaring fire.)

Thank you.

This has been an iCiNG Public Service Announcement.


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  1. Oh god yes! They make me cringe everytime I see them!

    Although I was very tempted to get a Mr Vintage ‘Manu is my homegirl’ tee… Play School represent.

    <3 Anna Rose · Feb 26, 11:52 AM · #

  2. Ehh… it’s a hard line to walk. I just LOATHE t-shirts which degrade the wearer or attempt to “offend” the reader.

    <3 Gala · Feb 26, 11:55 AM · #

  3. I agree with you mostly on this one, but I will never part with my ‘I ♥ Drag Queens’ shirt. It’s too adorable in raspberry and baby pink – with sexy drag queen cartoons to boot!
    I also have one that reads ‘If you are not interesting enough to talk about yourself, talk about me instead’.
    Cracks me up =/
    But yes, these are for at home on hot days, not for the publics viewing! And most certainly not to be coupled with denim jeans as a feature piece!

    <3 Bex[ceptional] · Feb 26, 05:03 PM · #

  4. www.houseofholland.co.uk – comedy t-shirts for the discerning fashionista!!! Check it!

    <3 Robin Hosking · Feb 26, 11:09 PM · #