When I was researching my Portland piece, I had to dig for Marilyn Manson quotes to see if I could find anything about the Acropolis. Thankfully, I did… And in the process I realised what a goldmine his old interviews are. They are absolutely hilarious.

It seems obvious to me that they’re too funny to remain buried, so I came up with the idea of Oh, Marilyn! Sure, a column based on old Marilyn Manson quotes may be one of my silliest ideas in a long time. But hey… It makes me laugh!

“I’m not really into the internet, it just seems like a gossip column for people who have nothing else to do with their lives, but I’m sure they can turn it into something good eventually.” (Marilyn Manson, 1996)

Bless his heart,