The iVibe Rabbit

[ 12 January 2009 ]

A few days ago, in my mailbox appeared
A pink iVibe rabbit, the one that’s revered
For Charlotte’s addiction to staying in bed
Avoiding Carrie & Sam & that mouthy redhead.

So what does it look like? Well, it’s quite bright
With pearls which rotate to give coy delight
It’s safe in the water & has great speed control
To assist you in getting your orgasmic goal!

I cannot explain why it’s shaped like a rabbit
All I know is it’s a fab new bad habit.
You’ll smile blissfully & glide past your spouse
Before awakening everyone in your house.

The reason for its fame is apparent & clear,
This vibe is one you will want to keep near.
Madame Rouge is doing an excellent deal
Perhaps you’ll pass out from its sheer sex appeal!

With your rabbit you’ll also receive a free book
With erotic tales to get you all shook,
As well as free batteries & a discreet little pouch
So it doesn’t get “discovered” behind the couch!

So flock to the shop & buy a sweet toy
It’s one thing you’re guaranteed to enjoy.
& more orgasms as a new year’s resolution?
Yes! You should start a self-love revolution!

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Tags: consumption