Win A Hot Pink Form 6 From Jimmyjane For Valentine's Day!
[ 6 February 2009 ]
Do you like orgasms?
This is not a trick question!
If you answered yes — ha, if! — I have something very special for you in time for Valentine’s Day. Oh yes I do.
The delicious dreamboats at Jimmyjane have just released a hot pink edition of their famous, design award-winning Form 6 vibrating massager, & it’s soon to be on its way to one lucky nonpareil!
The Form 6 is rechargeable as well as waterproof & fully submersible to the depth of a metre, making it perfect for bath-time pleasure or orgasmic aqua-aerobics! Plus, who could say no to that fantastic colour?
Jimmyjane are one of the world’s première manufacturers of high-end sex accessories, melding ambrosial sensations with fabulous technology & beautiful design. Their cult following is epic, & it’s not hard to see why when you catch a glimpse of the amazing things they create.
Enough teasing! How do you make this little treasure your own?
Simply visit the Jimmyjane shop & imagine yourself choosing a present for someone. What would you buy, who would you select it for, & why?
I’d pick up a Wink silk & suede blindfold for Violet Blue, because I know she’d get great use out of it — from much-needed naps at SXSW to restraining a saucy vixen or using it as a prop in a self-portrait! As for the colour, no question: it would have to be black, in keeping with her punk & goth roots!
So go muss up your hair, put on a slick of lip gloss, & have a pout in the mirror while you think about your answer. The smartest, cutest, funniest entry will win! You have until Monday night to come up with something devastating!
Fingers crossed!
Love letters & feather headdresses,
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i’d pick spin me and give it to my bf for him and i to enjoy
forget my last comment i’d get the little gold vibrator for myself :) i mean cmon 24k gold
I’d give the Little Gold to my best friend because let’s face it…she’s fucking money. Plus she’s really into these leopard heels she has and it would go really well with those when she wanted to impress a gentleman caller. She’s a classy gal.
I want the Spin Me for my fiancé. He gets out of the navy any day now, but before he does, I’d like to play it with him and about a dozen of his closest commrades in the barracks. Me, the only girl, winking, daring and covorting with deprived sailors in ways the US military would never approve.
(I really could have thrown in a semen joke, but I resisted…)
I’d buy the F*CK LIMITED for a good friend of mine because holy crap that’s snazzy. Any high class lady deserves a high class toy, and she deserves the highest.
I’d buy the Trace necklace for my girlfriend cuz she loves subtle hints at hot lovin’ rather than blatant “I want sex NOW” items. And I know she would wear it under a hot backless dress.
I’d buy the Ceramic Massage Stone for my boyfriend… so he could use it on me of course!!
While all of the products look quite amazing & lovely, I would purchase the Little Gold for MYSELF!
First of all, I believe that making myself happy first will translate happiness onto others. Seeing me happy would make my boyfriend happy, thus we could use it together, happily. Happiness should be shared! And after all, what better way to put the motto ‘STAY GOLD’ into action?
it’s goldenly delicious!
i would choose the Trace, Double Wrap Lariat in 14k gold for my bestfriend, an amazing exotic dancer who works in an exclusive gentlemens club, oozing sophistication and elegance. She is changing the world by kicking her legs, shaking her booty and giving a little shimmy, this would be her ultimate accessory!
Of all the items in the shop I would personally enjoy the hot pink beauty you’re giving away the most! Rechargeable ànd waterproof! Yay! If I had a personal income, I’d buy one for my best friend who has been sending me hilarious e-mails about why it’s a relief to be single on Valentine’s Day. It is better to have loved and lost than to share your chocolates with the psycho, right? I can only think of one girl to give it to because she’s the only one who wouldn’t even blink, but just jump up and down with excitement! Why the Form 6 ? Because the top picture reminds me (a dirty mind is a joy forever) of the Loch Ness monster we had been hoping to see last summer. HAHA. I can imagine seeing its hot pink head surface from the bathtub… and breaking out in giggling madness. I believe that even sex shouldn’t be taken too seriously, as long as you’re enjoying it in your own weird way. Isn’t that what self-love is supposed to be about?
id buy the Ceramic Massage Stone and Natural Massage Candle for my boyfriend. so he can stop complaining about sore hands when giving me a back rub. awwww
I’d buy the Contour M + Afterglow Sensory Set (http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=22&products_id=75) for my husband.
Yes, I’d be buying it for him to share with me, but my motives aren’t purely selfish. Since I’ve been pregnant we’ve been having trouble connecting on a physical level. His reaction to this is to be very attentive, gentle and protective. He wants to cuddle me and stroke me. Myself, I am struggling to know how to feel about the changes in my body and react by shrinking away from physical contact and am especially irritated by light, gentle touches.
I think that a good, long, firm massage might offer him the physical contact he craves and help me to feel more comfortable in my newly reconfigured body.
I would buy the “ little chroma tonight” for my bestie, she’s always keen to rock out till 5am and still up for some mischief afterwards, she has the sass to wear it out and just plain flaunt it! and who doesn’t need a little buzz while out on the town!
I’d get the CONTOUR M Ceramic Massage Stone for my oldest sister, as she is pregnant right now and could use something relaxing for her poor back muscles. I can see her lounging long-legged in her bathtub, running the massage stone over her poor back with a glass of hot tea steaming in the window next to the tub. She’s insanely artistic and elegant, and I can imagine this small stone sitting on her bedside table, nodes up, with a tiny batch of tiny flowers sitting in it, petals drooping over the edges.
I also like how the JimmyJane site uses the same pleasing shade of PINK for their links!
Either I would by “Spin Me” for the talented Simon Doonan, because he would find some un-ironically fabulous way to work it into an outfit, or the Ultimate Member Limited- Honorable Vane Sackful Smythe for Zoetica Ebb, because it matches her damn hair. :)
I would buy the Iconic Rabbit for Michelle Obama since she has a busy husband trying to run a country and if for some strange reason the package gets sent back to me there would be no complaints
i would buy the Little Gold vibrator for my best friend because she’s been involved with some loser guys in the past who just use her and dump her. she’s feeling pretty lonely now, but with the little gold, she wouldn’t need to resort to a guy for amazing sex! she’s also into the finer things, and the little gold would be the epitome of that.
I’d buy the Little Chroma for my friend S, since she’s a little shy about these things, but she could carry that round in her handbag with no fear of anyone knowing what it really was! (Except me, and I’d be too polite to say, obviously)
Hmmm, it’s hard to choose a sex toy that I’d give as a gift, I keep getting distracted by what I’d want for myself!
In the end though, I’d have to go for the Countour M, it looks like it’ll be the most amazingly relaxing thing. And I’d buy it for the boy I’ve been flirting on-and-off with for some time. I think you can guess why ;)
I’d buy the Little Chroma Tonight for my mum who loves Dave Stewart!
She REALLY needs to release tension so she’d get off my back! haha.
Also, this may make her start talking to me again. And if that doesn’t work she can always just do it again and again and again…
The only thing that annoys me about the constant travelling I’m doing lately… is not knowing where my next orgasm is coming from so I’d buy the Iconic Pocket, stash it in a little velvet bag and thank my lucky stars I had a cure for all that ails me wherever I happen to be staying…
I’d post the Spin Me Game of Mischief to the lush boy I have a secret crush on in a brown paper parcel. Obviously, it would include directions on where to find me.
I’d also have bought the Little Gold to tide me over until he arrives. Hey! A girl’s got needs!
I would buy the ceramic massage stone and some massage oil for my beautiful boyfriend. We’re currently doing the long-distance thing, so I think he needs some serious TLC.
I would buy the Spin Me Game of Mischief for my two best friends, because they are like an old married couple who never manage to get it on (after a grand total of two years of being together!) I would post it to them annonymously, and let them have fun spicing up their sex lives!
I just love it when my friends are happy!
(On a side note, I think I WILL actually do this…their second anniversary is in May!)
Carrboro hoopers!
awesome! that place is about 15 minutes from me!
I would get a Little Chroma Inked. I haven’t seen the boy I like for over a month, and not only it would be very helpful for me… It would be great to go meet him and don’t let him get close to me, just watch me play with my brand new toy!. Until… well, you know.
I would buy the pretty one you’ve just posted, as a present for… MYSELF! I spend a lot of time in the bath as it is, topping up the hot water every twenty minutes. I usually take a good book and some chocolate in with me, and with this fun toy I’d have even less reason to ever get out XD
Why for myself and not for anybody else? Because masturbation is the ultimate self-indulgent way to treat yourself. It’s the best way to get to know and understand yourself. And it’s the best way to say “I love you” to yourself, something we all deserve to hear. As Lindsay Markel says in her zine, ‘You Are Among Friends’, it’s one of the most important life skills you’ll ever learn! Therefore it is totally worth buying yourself the best vibrator you can afford. I spent almost all of my first ever hard-earned paycheck on a vibrator and it was worth every single penny!
I would buy the SULTRY GIFT SET for myself, as a gift to my most lusted. I would take that red bow from the box and wrap it around my waist before adorning nothing more than my caramel trenchcoat and meeting him for herbal tea, downtown, with the blindfold peeking out from my purse. Not to mention that candle would look great on my coffee table…
xx
I’d get the Usual Suspect set for ME! My birthday is in a couple of weeks (YAY!) and do not have a vibrator anymore (don’t ask! I just ended up calling my boyfriend a lot more than I usually would to make up for it lol) so this is definitely something I would get.
I would also get the Contour M massage stone for my boyfriend since he’s always massaging me like a god and I seem to suck at massaging. I’d return the favor with this fabulous little massage stone. He’d definitely love it :)
I think I’d have to get the Game of Mischief, you see, it’s only quite natural and quite fitting.
However, I’d buy a couple dozen and use them as party favors for girlfriends at my next birthday party! (You know, provided I could get them all in one city.)
I would choose the blindfold for my girlfriend, because lately we’ve been into a little mild bondage, and it would be the perfect addition to an already naughty collection! The little heart on it is very cute, I will admit. I’m already in the market for underbed restraints, and this would be the ultimate icing on the cake. I’d have to say that I’d choose the black one, since she has a pretty complete outfit in black.
She’s a redhead, and form what I hear, redheads are usually more extreme in bed- boy is that ever true!
I would keep the lovely pink Form 6 for myself! This is neither cute nor funny story but I had cervical cancer last year and nobody and nothing has been anywhere near my lady bits for about a year apart from with scary medical instruments. I need to reclaim my sexuality!
haahahha Sammy’s answer FTW
I would buy the trufle and gardenia scented candle for my boyfriend and I to light for our “first time”. Yes, we’re both still on our v-plates!
Oh my, Sammy answer is the greatest, I won’t even participate because her answer is the best and it has to win!hehe, go sammy!
I would get my next door neighbour a set of massage candles because the walls between the apartments are so thin I can hear him having sex all the time! I think they would appreciate kicking it up a notch with extra ambience!
I would give the Sweet Gift Set to my friend Susana, so that she and her husband could enjoy it. Being married with kids, she and her husband don’t really find a lot of time to “spice it up” in the bedroom and this little set would be perfect!
And just in time for Valentine’s day?
C’est merveilleux!
Lots of love!
XOXO
I’d buy the Silk and Suede Blindfold for my secret crush at my office. I admire him from afar everyday. I’d wrap it in a small discreet red box with a little pink note enclosed saying: “Guess who?” I’d leave it on his desk then watch his face as he tried to figure it out! He’s big and strong and I have a feeling he’d love to be tied up (or at the very least, I’D love to tie him up :) )
mmm. i’d get the wink silk & suede blindfold, in black. for my sexymancrush. i practise jiu jitsu twice a week, and i love watching him, and always wish i was his partner. he’s so gentle, but really flexible and strong, and i can just imagine wrestling with him. with a blindfold. he did say a little crazy is good once in a while. he’s always the first to go to the stairwell to run stairs, so i’d slip it into his bag whilst i’m behind, tying up my trainers. i’d love to hear him talk about it to the other guys at the next practice.
I would have to second lots of other people in saying I’d go for the Wink silk & suede blindfold. My boyfriend and I have been playing with bondage a little bit, and I think its time to get serious. Also he has trouble sleeping if its bright outside, but my curtains don’t always work, so the sleep mask would be a welcome addition to our bedtimes as well. I’d get it in black, since thats his favorite color on me and its also one of my favorites. Plus, the website says you can wear the silk as an any-time accessory, and every time I did I would think of how much fun we’d had together.
I would buy the bridal set for one of my best friend who’s gonna marry the man of her life in 3 months. This way, she could have the night of her life during her “nuit de noces”.
and its a thousands times better than a mixer or a toaster for a bridal gifts, isnt it ?
just hope that she will not open it in front of her and her husband’s family ! :P
* and sorry if my english is not perfect *
My best friend Svea would get Spin Me because it reminds me so much of the time at High School when we played spin the bottle with a boy and got into some really deep conversations during the game (besides getting drunk and almost-naked, of course)!
Needless to say, now that we’re grown up we wouldn’t do that anymore (or would we?) ;)
I would love to buy the inked chroma for one of my friends. She’s a designer like me, and I think she’d really like a “souped up” designer vibrator :)
I’d give the 24k Fuck Design vibrator to Robert Downey Jr at the conclusion of a midnight stroll in Paris. Amidst the dim whispers of light surrounding us as we gazed at the Sienne River, he’d read the card: “How about a little kiss kiss, bang bang?” And when I used it on him at our hotel (straight out of a Wes Anderson movie), I’d tell him his buns of steel are worth all the gold.
Are you kidding me? I would buy everyone (well, my lady friends) a Little Platinum Eternity, because we all need some extravagance in our lives. If I had that kind of money.
I would give the Little Chroma Birds and Bees to Chuck and Ned of Pushing Daisies because not being able to touch on pain of death totally sucks and must really discourage intimacy! Not only could this help with that, it’s also really adorable, just like everything about them and the show!
http://www.watchingpushingdaisies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chuck-and-ned-naked.jpg
I would give the Little Chroma Birds and Bees to Chuck and Ned of Pushing Daisies because not being able to touch on pain of death totally sucks and must really discourage intimacy! Not only could this help with that, it’s also really adorable, just like everything about them and the show!
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I would buy the Iconic Rabbit…
for myself(call me selfish, go ahead…), because my vibrator stopped
uhh.. “vibin’” in the fall and I was hoping to
get a new one for V-Day.
Although those massage oil candles sure are sexy…
I would get my suitemate the Essential Fragrances. This may seem a little boring, but she’s a very scent-oriented person. I know her and her flavor-of-the-week are bumping and grinding and generally dancing on the mattress almost every night, and sometimes that smell isn’t always the greatest. She would have a lot of fun with these, making her encounters a little bit more tasteful and all-around good times. ;3
I would get the Midnight Special Gift Set for my friend Kate. She’s off to volunteer in the Peace Corps for the next two years and may need some (self) loving while she’s away. She’s the most hilarious, unabashed, awesome person I know. Kate admitted that after sex she wants her side of the bed. No cuddles for her. So with this, some lover could pull her back for more…or Kate could use it to cover her eyes in order to get better beauty sleep. ;) And the vibrator – perfect travel size and companion.
I’ve only known Kate for about 7 months but I’m sure she would love this set! We got along from the get-go like old friends. :) I’m going to miss her!
I’d get my new guy the silk & suede blindfold. Not only because I know he sleeps in super late (while I get up and have to turn on the lights early in the morning) but also because he admits that he’s never dealt with light bondage, sensory deprivation, or any kind of kinky awesome super sensual sex. Obviously, I need to show him. wink
I guess I’m getting it for myself in a roundabout sort of way too!
I would get the Little Chroma Tonight for my man, because he loves rock n’ roll, and the Tonight looks hip and cool for being a sex toy. We’d probably use this during sex, and since he’s an artist and the Tonight is such a quiet sex toy, at his next Art Exhibit, I would probably sneak away with him and run the Tonight over his member while we had some quick and spontaneous oral sex. Not to mention, when he’s not home, I’d be borrowing it ;)
OMG thank you! I have been wanting the Form 6 for so so long. I love all things Jimmyjane! I would be beyond thrilled to win.
Amber
shevilkenevil1 at aol dot com
I would get the Indulgences Pocket Pleasure Set for my best friend, without a doubt! She’s been with her boyfriend for about seven years, and she didn’t have a lot of experience before that plus she keep dropping hints about a less-than-exciting ex life so I figure she needs to get her playfulness on!
I’d get the Contour M + Afterglow Sensory set for my guy. He loves giving massages and he’s been wanting to expand his technique and what he uses.
I would buy the Precious Metal Vibrator for my best friend! She’s just started a new job and has to travel all over the place without her boyfriend. And I think we all want to avoid a “the vibrator” incident like in Fight Club, right? Plus the bling is right up her alley (ha, bad pun)!
I’d pick the Iconic Rabbit as a mind-blowing gift to myself, because I deserve it!
Everything on the website looks like lots of fun, I’d buy it all for myself lol. But seriously..
I’d buy the Little Gold Eternity for Oprah, because that lady has more money than anyone, and I doubt shes getting much lovin’ what with her busy life. Oprah + Gold/Diamond vibrator, hilarity ensues.
Not related to your post (but I might have to buy a pink one of those toys ;D):
I saw the link to this website in the newspaper today and thought of you. You said you were mad on unicorns, so here you go:
cornify.com/
I would buy the Everything You Need kit for my friend Liz. She is obsessed with men (and she’s over 40!) and must have one in her life, but the current one doesn’t treat her all that good. So I’d get her this to prove a point I’ve been trying to make to her for years: You don’t need a man for everything.
i would buy my mom the LITTLE GOLD LIMITED.
She’s been alone for 10 years.
And the same month my father had a new daughter ... my beautiful sister. She’d got breast cancer.
She is fine now.
And BEAUTIFUL!!!
And full of energy!
But not men or sex at all.
So I think she deserves it to go back on the road
I think I’d get the Little Chroma for my best friend since she’s a little on the timid side. Every girl can use a little extra oomph. Either that or that awesome massage kit for my boyfriend for purely selfish reason. :)
I would actually get the form six for myself because I’ve been wanting it for months! I’d choose the black one actually. I have trouble orgasming and that would be my first real vibrator. Yay!
Hugs and Kisses and thanks for the giveaway,
Alex
My good friend is under the impression that she needs to find her own “superman” to be happy. I would buy her the Little Steel. If she already had a vibrator of steel she wouldn’t need to scour the earth for a man of steel. Maybe then she could stop trying to find the perfect man and just enjoy a good man. Or better yet, find out that she can do just fine with just her own divine self!
Definitely get a Pocket Pleasure Set for my little sister. She’s not entirely that young, yet she still doesn’t masturbate SO, for the day that she does, or for whatever other reason she could find need for it, there you go!
That, and it’s just another way for me to give someone a fortune teller :P Except this time it would have a purpose!
Id give the Trace-Double Wrap Lariat, in gold to my former tutor.
Mrs Dr ****** *****. I loved saying her full name. And Id imagine she would wear this hidden under her impeccable shirts and skirt combos and after lecturing all day get home and make Mr ****** say her name!
I’m planning to go on a retreat to a convent that’s also an organic farm this coming month and I’d love to bring along copies of Sera Beak’s Red Book (just read it, it’s amazing- life changing) and a few Little Chromas in red. I’d leave them in discreet little packages for the nuns to find. Songs of praise would fill the building as I left, smiling saucily and ready to go french kiss some angels.
I’d buy a hot pink wink blindfold for my girlfriend Monique to bring her luck in love.
Because my boyfriend is a Valentine’s non-believer, I am spending the day with her! Indulgence AHOY!
I just spent the past two days performing in the Vagina Monologues, playing “The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy” – a dominatrix who works exclusively with women. Her main draw are moans, and all the lush variety that comes with them. Also, she LOVES props.
If she were real (well, she is inspired by true accounts), I would give her:
* EMBER candles for some heat/wax play * WINK blindfolds for a little bit of sensual deprivation * SULTRY GIFT SET as a portable mini-kit * INDULGENCES for when she’s got a client on the go * SPIN ME if she’s working with an all-girls party * CONTOUR M + AFTERGLOW SENSORY SET for some deep relaxation * THE USUAL SUSPECTS KIT for the essential basics.
mmm ;)
I would definitely buy the rabbit from the usual suspects line for my friend Felicia. She’s the Charlotte to my Carrie, and if there’s on person who needs to loosen up sexually, it’s her. If I could finagle her into using this baby, she’d never get out of bed… of course, I dunno if the gift box would make it all the way to her door. Who can resist a good rabbit?
I would get the Black Little Chroma for the math teacher I had in 6th grade who failed me.
I think it would match with her Black Heart.
And maybe help pass all those lonely nights alone with her Toucan.
Hey Gala! I’d buy my bff the Little Chroma Inked. She is heavily tattooed, as am I, and has just about everything…but not this! I would get the red one for her because it has the most classic design…and I’d get one for myself too!! :)
i think i’d buy that simple and yet so cutesy wink blindfold for myself.
my love month has been so cold for the past 3 years (did i just say it out loud? lol)and i think using it everytime i take my zzzzzz’s will open up my imagination of having some hot intimate fantasy with some one. even if it means i’m only dreaming about it hahaha…
I would buy a gift for myself, because I’ve been going through some really tough times – and I certainly haven’t been getting any loving – so I think I deserve some “me” time!
First I’d grab the Beyond Sensational Massage Lotion, to give myself a treat and warm myself up ;) Then I’d get a pink Wink blindfold, because with what I’ll be doing with the next item I want TOTAL sensory overload!
Then I’d treat myself to the pink Form 6 Vibrator to take into a hot steamy bath filled with essential oils.
As I step in I’d turn off the lights and bask in the glow of soft tea lights. Slowly I slide my body into the tub, tingling with anticipation, slip on my silk blindfold and get to work with my Form 6!
eeeek! I feel so dirty….. but fun! I’m just lusting after that Form 6 so much! I’ve never had a vibe, so it looks like a good first…...... tehee.
I need to learn some self loving!
I’d buy the little gold for one of my good friends. She’s a little stressed and needs to relieve the tension somehow ;)
I’d buy the usual suspects. because we like to fuck while he helps me dye my hair, I’d break them out in the nick of time to get the special effects cupcake pink from his black latex gloves onto my new whitewashed gems and them stuff them in me, wet and messy.
I would buy a Pocket Pleasure Set for my Grammy(age 82), who was told for years that she was not supposed to enjoy sex. She has a little gentleman caller that is sweet on her and is showing her some new moves!!! She recently has found her clit(and yes, she told me) and this would just blow her mind!!!
I’d get the Little Chroma Tonight for my good friend James! The poor boy is lukewarmly fresh from Japan and hasn’t gotten any lovin’ in ever so long. It’s really hard to get laid with hot gay boys in our little town, see. Especially compared to those delicate male waifs of Shibuya! So here’s something that could get his toes curling. It’s perfectly stylish so that he can carry it with him during a night out downtown, and won’t be ashamed were I to tipsily crash into him and accidently cause it to slip and fall into plain view of all crazy club dancers. Oops! ;)
I’d get the little chroma birds and bees vibrator for one of my friend whom is 23 and still a virgin. She’s not open about her sexuality and doesn’t even speak of wanting to get naughty. But this is cute and how could she resist?
I would buy a Little Chroma Birds and Bees for my next-door-neighbor: a sweet (but, I suspect, sassy!), silver-haired widow who spends most of her time tending the roses in her garden. Now that we are in the depths of winter, and all her beloved flowers are burlapped, she could use something to warm up her days. Plus, it’s small and discreet enough to tuck away in her knitting bag. It would be a small price to pay in return for all the lemon tea cookies she’s made me over the years!
Little Something Replacement Motor!
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She’d keep it like a bullet in a tiny pocket sewn into the seams of whatever beautifully effortless thing she’s wearing, or tied within the knots of her kerchief at work. She’s not one to throw anything away and definitely prefers to repair rather than replace!
I’d get a Wink blindfold and a Form 6, and promptly give them (and me!) to Hugh Jackman to do with as he pleases. He’s one of the people on The List.
I’d also get the massage stone and one of the oil candles and give them to the dude I’m crushing on. He’s a massage therapist. Maybe it’ll give him the hint.
Someone came to my site looking for a dildo that could be personalized with diamonds. Hmmm. I guess if they were able to pay for it, I’d do it!
My choice would have to be the ICONIC RABBIT AKA “TWICE AS NICE” The rabbit that started it all.
Here is the story as to why.
The girl had fallen madly in love with her pen-pal. At first she thought they’d be just friends but her emotions took over and even the word shit, in a letter, smelled like roses. The fact that he even signed each letter with an xo didn’t help her humhum, overwhelming feelings that grew stronger with each exchange. She had gone out for drinks with him numerous times but it was always right before she was leaving town, so inopportune to start something right? But this! This would be her truth letter! Her all or nothing letter! Saying it with just a few small words and a gift. “You’re the only bunny for me honey, please don’t make me use this. She has been single for four years and vibratorless. She is literally dieing of horniness. She has a hard-on for love.
I’d buy my best friend an ‘iconic rabbit’ because no boy can satisfy her sexual needs and its doing my head in hearing about it!
I still love her though.
I’ve buy a Little Chroma Inked for myself, because I am obsessed with bright colours and I’ve never had a vibrator before (or an orgasm), and I think it could be the perfect friend to embark on a sexual adventure with!
I would choose the Iconic Pocket vibrator and give it to my boss. I’d tell him to stick it wherever he likes, maybe it would help him relieve some of that pent-up anger and frustration he’s got going on!
Failing that, I’d get the Little Chroma in Magenta for my little sis, who turns 18 in a few weeks. She’s tiny, innocent, and totally afraid of sex! I’d put it in a gorgeous gift box, along with ‘The Smart girls guide to the G-spot’ (coincidentally by Violet Blue!) and a little note saying
‘You are fabulous. Your body is fabulous. Now stop being afraid of it, my chickpea, and have yourself some fun!’
I think I am going to be very stereotypical and go with the “Iconic Rabbit” I mean really, it was featured on Sex and the City….how can you resist??
Anyway,
I would want to give it to my mother.
1. Just to see the look on her face.
2. Because this is the equivalent to a chill pill. haha
My mother is quite conservative, so I wonder if this would give her a push in her mid-life to just go with the flow!
Thanks Gala! This was quite a challenge to think of!!
I would send the bridal gift set to my best friend’s fiance prior to their secret getaway wedding day, to help him give her the wedding night of her dreams. She loves surprises, seduction, and the surprise saucy extra – coming from him – would be a fabulous start to their married bliss :)
I would love to get my best friend a cute Magenta Little Chroma. Not only is it extremely functional with its virtually no noise and waterproof characteristic, it’s basically a physical representation of her! Beautiful, sleek, flashy, lively, and to die for! Plus I know for a fact she’ll deeply appreciate the ability to be cooled or heated up toward her liking. It’s personal symbolic version of herself!
I’d get the Wink blindfold- sometimes a girl’s gotta take a walk on the wild side!
I would get the spin me game and give it to a friend of mine. She’s a party girl and it’d be hilarious to see what they would do. :P
I’d pick a little chroma for my best friend…as a kind of house-warming gift. Is there a better way to celebrate/show up the freedom and possibilites of first own place after 24 years than getting it on without being interrupted? And just the idea of seeing her face after some words like “I’ve go a little something for you…it’s purple” :). It’s something for the explorer side of her, too!
I would get my little sister the little chroma vanitas vibrator. Since she hasn’t found a nice boy in a while this little gadget would certainly come in handy. She deserves and needs some love & all the great orgasms she could possibly want. It would go excellent with her new butterfly inspired tattoo & she loves stuff that is pretty as well as functional.
And, to top it all off, the promise of being barely audible at arm’s length would be much appreciated by me, since we share an appartment & a great deal of our lives. I love her to bits… but a noisy vibrator would be too much sharing ;)
I would definitely get the Ultimate Member Limited BRIGHT ORANGE vibrator featuring Vanity Unit for my friend Fran. Come on, an orange vibrator with a half naked cowgirl on it? I don’t think you could possibly find a sassier sex toy… and my friend Fran is definitely the sassiest girl I know. A sassy toy for a sassy girl!
I would buy the Indulgences Pocket Pleasure Kit to tuck away in my handbag. Next time my partner and I are out on the town, I’d show him what I was packing. We’d then spend the rest of the evening flirting with strangers and fantasizing about who might be a possible playmate for us. When we left (just with each other) we’d be full of ideas, sexual tension and energy, and go home and enjoy that kit to the fullest!
Fun giveaway!!
I would buy the LITTLE CHROMA INKED for my best friend. To go along with its rockabilly awesomeness, I’d take it to an engraver and have her name engraved on the pennant over the heart. Well, hers or her husbands but probably hers ;). And tossing in some OPI in that color? HAWT! I’m almost jealous of this hypothetical situation!
Oh God, Gala, I think msscmoore should win. Go Gramma!
But anyways, I’d get the Spin Me bottle for my lovely best friend E, who recently started seeing a man who was (until recently) a virgin and is enjoying showing him some kinky games. ;)
I would buy the Indulgences Pocket Pleasure set for myself, only because I think the phrase ‘feather tickler’ is hilarious and it would make for some great conversation starters when someone finds a feather tickler in your purse while looking for some chapstick or something.
I’d buy a Little Chroma for everyone I know because they come in all sorts of styles that would suit anybody!
I’d buy the little chroma inked for my ex-gf – a totally 50’s betty who would adore a toy with an almost-matching-tattoo to the one she has on her arm.
The nerds need your help. Not because we’re picked on, not because we place so much pressure on our brains to be super sponges, not because the latest episode of Battlestar Galactica is doing our frakkin heads in (though that is a problem, just ask twitter). What’s really tough is that we’re the quiet type. We’re the type more likely to miss our lusty chances. Us nerds just don’t have what it takes, we don’t have it goin’ on.
LIES! Nerds are sexy. Nerds took biology classes for a reason. Nerds are turned on by more than just your body. The only thing that holds us back is that voice of reason that says “Ohhh no, you’re gonna regret it in the morning when you can’t tell your id= from your class=”. We don’t often enough let ourselves throw caution to the bureau of meteorology and enjoy ourselves. That is why those parties at university were so hit and miss. Either everyone was on their best behaviour with tame innuendo, or everyone let their hormones run wild. It was always so unpredictable, but always more fun when the lit majors started talking erotica rather than war stories. Too much sexual tension, too little time!
Where am I going with this? Well, I saw the Spin Me game and realised that it is the perfect cure to sexual frustration in the university party scene! Bottles of vodka only contain so much creativity. Sculling the bottle, kissing someone and throwing up isn’t the greatest turn on. Let’s face it, nerds are smart but getting smarter is only part of the the university experience, getting laid is another piece of the delicious higher education cake! Nerds are fucking hot and it’s about time we unleash it, sans glittery-vampire. I would take that sleek little bottle of joy and hit up facebook for the nearest back-to-uni house party. The nerds will thank me later (with gifts of software and hosting, right?).
Oh and of course after handing out the sexual equivalent of Kevin Rudd’s stimulus package I would take my revolutionary self home to a treat of bubble bath, Pink Lotus Afterglow candle, classical music, first ever vibrator and first ever orgasm. Cos at the age of 23 with plenty of unsuccessful attempts behind me it’s about toaster-frakking time!
There are 2 I can’t chose between:
1. The hot pink form 6 for my best friend. She has NEVER had an orgasm because she’s never touched herself (not for religious reasons) and her boyfriend is pretty selfish sexually. The fact it’s hot pink would mean she HAD to try it and would finally understand what I’m on about!
2. A black wink silk & suede blindfold for my boyfriend (and me!) because he can be quite shy and it’s his birthday soon and would be fun to do unmentionable things to him and keep him guessing ;)
The only thing that puts me off the blindfold?...I’m pretty sure my grandma has one of these :|
I’d buy the usual suspect iconic ring for a friend of mine… for a little less than traditional proposal
I’d take the black silk & suede blindfold and the little platinum eternity (diamonds, seriously?!) and I’d sneak in through the window of that cute girl I used to work with ;)
My friend B would be the proud recipient. She wears floral summer dresses out clubbing and glitter during the day. Her bedroom is cosy, stacked with books of every concievable genre, delicate souvenirs from her many travels, and warm scented incense. She’s the girl who’ll laugh at jokes she doesn’t get and sing along to songs she doesn’t know, just because it feels good.
Boys invariably think of her as sweet, pretty, idealistic and a bit naive. Maybe it’s her big doe eyes that make her seem this way, or perhaps it’s the fact that she usually spends her money on flowers and music. Whatever it is, their opinions are not altogether well founded. You see, if she fits it in her schedule to take one home (in between manic dancing and baking cookies), the lucky boy would raise his eyebrows when she pulls out the Spin Me game, suggesting with a wink of her long lashes that they try it out. It’s only later, though, when she produces her prized Iconic Rabbit that he’d really change his opinion of her!
Studying this, I’d actually get the contour 1 and beyond sensory set for my Mum. Because everyone needs pampering and she does need it at times.
One of my friends simply does not masturbate. She has never masturbated before and does not see a need to, much to the bewilderment of both me and her boyfriend. So I would gift her with a little chroma vanitas, which is beautiful to look at and completely non-threatening, to hopefully inspire her to take on this very fulfilling hobby.
I would get the Spin Me game of mischief for me and the boyfriend. I recently lost my virginity to him and am so thrilled about it. He’s just fantastic and patient and makes me think about having sex with him all the time. I want to explore our horizons and treat him to something special as a thanks for being so sweet and understanding.
I’d have to go with the CONTOUR M + AFTERGLOW SENSORY SET. I’ve started seeing someone new and post-drink, next morning massages would be an amazing treat for both of us!
I would buy the Form 6 for my fiance. He has always wanted to use sex toys, and to be honest I’m a little hesitant. The Form 6 is sexy and sophisticated. I can’t even picture his face if on Valentines Day he unwraps a black one of those babies!
I would give the Iconic Rabbit to Bella from Twilight. Because it’s white, hard and shiny like Edward, but it will do things to her that he refuses to.
And after playing with the Rabbit, I’m pretty sure she’d get over her obsession with vampires and sexless relationships :P
I would get the Little Chroma Inked for my friend, who is well-known among our friends for several things: a gift for giving unconditional love, a constant rotation of cute crushes, an irresistable charm that captures the hearts of all who know her … & not being interested in sex.
The whimsical sailor design I know will appeal to her childhood love of the Sailor Moon comics, and the storied “power of love” as well as the metamorphosizing (and colorful!) Luna Pen. With the Little Chroma Inked, I’m sure she will discover her own capacity for the wonderful physical aspects of self-love, and soon may start brandishing it to her unsuspecting but utterly charmed crushes, claiming herself a soldier in the campaign of love, out to do some creative recruiting…
I would buy the Contouri massager for…anyone! It looks like a Wii remote and that makes me smile. And as an added bonus Contouri kind of sounds like my name which is always cool:)
I have the most beautiful friend in the world, and I’d want to buy her something that would remind her to appreciate herself!
She is the most compassionate girl on the planet, never failing to put someone in distress at ease and always willing to give you a big hug for no reason. She is fun and ridiculous and sometimes we have dance parties together or pretend to be dinosaurs – I swear, she knows how to make grown-up people feel like little kids again. And she is incredibly smart, too! 4.0 gpa at university (in a very tough program, no less!), and she does all sorts of crazy extracurriculars and whatnot, and will always help you study. Plus, she’s great at those deep-philosophical-campfire-type conversations. I think she’s real swell all over.
The problem? She never takes any time for herself! I want this amazing, sunshine-singing, ecology-studying, mountain-romping friend to give herself more credit and loooove it up!
I’ve tried to tell her that she deserves at least as much love as she radiates, but I fear she still doubts her worth sometimes. It’s not really my style to give people sex-toys as gifts, but it would be super fantastic to buy her the ICONIC RABBIT as a Valentine’s gift! It would be just shocking enough to show her how great I think she is, and hopefully it would encourage her to love herself all the time!
The Form 6 in solid black for a gal friend of mine who’s has been slaving away at a PhD for the last 3-4 years and seriously needs a great congratulatory present to say Woohoo! and go see the world on the hunt for a cure for cancer! For the coolest, awesomest soulmate of mine who lives so close and yet so far. You so deserve it!
The Iconic Rabbit, for my best friend M, who is a guy, who is straight and who I am convinced of is in love with the Hughs. As if in, Hugh Grant and Hugh Jackman. (Not Hugh Hefner. At least, not that I know of.) The point being if the Rabbit does not make him come to terms with his impending camp-osity; nothing will.
i would buy the usual suspects set for my friend, who loves sex, and as well sex toys, but above all she is a real aesthetic freak, so having these three iconic items in beautiful, minimalistic pure white would make her scream probably as loud as while using them…
somehow this set remind me of nubby twiglet as well.. probably because of this designish white..
I think I’d have to give the little chroma inked to a lonely mermaid somewhere close to home…Hey, it’s not my place to ask about the mysteries of mermaid anatomy – I’m sure she’ll enjoy it somehow! First off it’s waterproof to a decent depth, which I would say is essential for any mermaid (unless she plans to do some exhibitionist style rock sitting). Secondly, its design is based on 18th century sailors’ tattoos, hello?! These are her type of guys. Old-school, buff water-loving studs who she can tease from below the waves or seduce into a quiet rockpool for a fun night. Seeing as there are less of these hunks around the place these days she could probably do with a little something to comfort herself on those long moonlight nights…Thirdly, it’s small and easily stashed in her tiny shells and seaweed purse, because there isn’t much room for luggage when you’re flitting around the ocean. And lastly, there is no chance its quiet hum would carry over the splash of the waves, so no-one else has to know about her secret unless she decides to let them in!
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Mind you, this is purely fantasy-based, but if we’re talkin’ about doin’ the naughty, shouldn’t it always come from some sort of fun fantasy?
I’d get the Little Platinum Eternity and give it to the sweet, queer, girly boy who, for some reason, has decided to explore playing with this femmiest of femme gals. What better way to get loved by a girly girl than to have her put a diamond-encrusted toy in his heiney? I mean, c’mon… if you’re going to have something in your heiney, shouldn’t it be diamonds? I think so!