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[ 12 August 2009 ]

Richard Simmons

“I’m just a bubble out of a champagne bottle!” chirps fitness guru Richard Simmons. Best known for prancing about in tank tops & short shorts, Simmons effectively counsels the obese & has produced dozens of best-selling exercise videos.

“When I wake up in the morning, it’s like the red curtain goes up… I twirl around the room. I thank God for the day. I fluff my hair & yell, ‘GO GET ‘EM, RICHARD!’”

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Richard Simmons


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  1. God I LOVE HIM.

    <3 Gala · Aug 12, 01:04 PM · #
  2. What is going on in that last picture?

    <3 Jordan · Aug 12, 01:07 PM · #
  3. I’m not totally sure but I think his steamer exploded on Letterman! I love that his tank top says DAVE in big sparkly letters!

    <3 Gala · Aug 12, 01:08 PM · #
  4. Hahahaha. OH my GODDESS. This totally made my day.
    Thank you Gala.

    <3 Bexxx · Aug 12, 01:13 PM · #
  5. richard simmons is awesome.

    appropriate gif:

    http://i25.tinypic.com/20kbtvt.jpg

    <3 Lizzie · Aug 12, 03:56 PM · #
  6. Richard is totally underrated. I’m so happy you’re giving him some love today!

    <3 Allison · Aug 12, 03:59 PM · #
  7. TOO FABULOUS!! Sparkles and fire and bubbles, oh my.

    <3 Luinae · Aug 12, 04:11 PM · #
  8. Richard Simmons = amazing. True fact.

    <3 Stephanie · Aug 12, 05:45 PM · #
  9. He is the ultimate living cartoon character!

    <3 Alzy · Aug 12, 05:49 PM · #
  10. I. Want. That. Shirt.

    Oh my goodness, I must have one.

    <3 Lola · Aug 12, 05:50 PM · #
  11. God, he terrifies me. You know how some people have a deep-rooted irrational fear of clowns? Richard Simmons is my irrational fear. I will admit, however, that now I want a blinged out tank with my name on it!

    <3 Limespark · Aug 12, 06:19 PM · #
  12. Oh dear… I thought that top picture was a still from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

    <3 Hannah · Aug 12, 06:23 PM · #
  13. He helped me lose weight and feel good about myself when I was a sad, fat, middle schooler. My mom bought me three of his DVDs and we did them together every day after school. One of my favorite memories is Richard looking at the screen and shouting, “Sparkle! Are you going to sparkle today?” And Mom and I would shout back, “YES RICHARD!”

    <3 qgertie · Aug 12, 06:49 PM · #
  14. Qgertie me too! I would do a whole week of his tapes in one day just to see the colours change on the outfits as his whole crew would wear a different colour every day…. Along with super high g strings and lots of shiny leggings and headbands! Hehe

    <3 Sea-Cat · Aug 12, 06:52 PM · #
  15. Haha, I love him. Especially that his old license plate number was “YRU-FAT.” :D

    My mom said that back when he was on soap operas, she was at the mall and saw him on the next floor wearing a bright green jumpsuit with watermelon slices all over it. xD

    <3 Hannah Banana · Aug 12, 07:10 PM · #
  16. maan he reminds me of my childhood, hahah, i remember him being on tv ALL THE TIME. love it!

    <3 melissa dominic · Aug 12, 07:29 PM · #
  17. Hahahahaha!!! This totally made my day.

    When I was little, I use to go to my aunts house when she got off work and we would watch her old Richard Simmons tapes and I would absolutely die laughing at them.

    ...Ok, I totally still do this.

    21 YEARS OF LAUGHTER! :D:D:D

    <3 Jamie · Aug 12, 07:30 PM · #
  18. ... seriously?

    <3 Alex · Aug 12, 07:52 PM · #
  19. I love Richard Simmons.

    <3 Anna · Aug 12, 07:56 PM · #
  20. Wow, that sounds like a very interesting guy.

    <3 Rosie · Aug 12, 08:10 PM · #
  21. he’s so amazing and fun! i have the original sweatin’ to the oldies, but it’s a bit too low-impact for me. can anyone recommend a more intense richard simmons workout dvd? there are just so many!

    <3 mary ann · Aug 12, 08:14 PM · #
  22. Aaaaa! I love Richard Simmons beyond reasonability. Eeeee! lol thanks for posting this!

    <3 Mary · Aug 12, 10:11 PM · #
  23. I’M A PONY! I’M A PONY!*

    Hehe ooh Richard Simmons. The world would sure be a dull place without him!

    <3 Ashley · Aug 13, 12:28 AM · #
  24. He’s pretty funnnnnnnnny.

    www.theartblender.blogspot.com

    <3 em kal · Aug 13, 01:16 AM · #
  25. I love him!!!

    <3 sostephanie · Aug 13, 01:41 AM · #
  26. This is unrelated and I’m not sure if you know already, but the Icing site isn’t working properly (at least on Mozilla..haven’t checked Internet Explorer). And it’s not just my computer’s fault. The wording and images have been all scattered and funky for days :(

    <3 Alyssa · Aug 13, 01:47 AM · #
  27. I don’t even know who this is, but I get the idea. He looks like a Will Ferrell character, don’t you think?

    <3 Helena · Aug 13, 03:25 AM · #
  28. Just backing up Alyssa that the site is down somehow … Not technical enough to explain what, but it’s happening on a Mac with Safari as well – no header, words and comments jumbled etc!

    <3 Rosie · Aug 13, 03:28 AM · #
  29. Haha this guy is mad, but in the best way! I love his energy and outlook on life, and I agree with Helena – looks like Will Ferrell a lot! :-P

    <3 Renee | Beauty Fool · Aug 13, 04:55 AM · #
  30. aww, you can’t help but love richard simmons. he’s so smiley & neurotically happy. one day i was complaining about how i had no one to exercise with, so my mom pulled out an 80’s richard simmons tape she still had. she put it on & instantly morphed into his sidekick, dragged me off the couch and yelled “COME ON LET’S DO IT TOGETHER!!” we huffed and puffed and surprisingly i got a darn good workout! cheers, richard.

    <3 Stefanie · Aug 13, 05:02 AM · #
  31. Dude, I would just like to say that I love R.S. and always have. I get all uppity and defensive when people mock him. That man has changed thousands of peoples lives! And he’s not afraid to be himself! And totally open and sincere about what’s important to him!

    Also, you’d have to be dead on the inside not to enjoy doing his workout tapes. Pony-size, if you will.

    And I will.

    <3 sarah von · Aug 13, 07:19 AM · #
  32. Gala, did you know your site is broke in firefox?

    <3 Amy · Aug 13, 10:19 AM · #
  33. i love his quirks and he’s got some an amazing heart. i really can’t say anything bad about him. LOVE.

    <3 Tiffany · Aug 13, 11:24 AM · #
  34. gosh. he is awesome. but when i read this i freaked out thinking he died or something while i was out of town…phew. i remember laughing @ him b/c he was so bright and sparklely and cheerfull. he rocks because he is who he is. and everyone knows him. how cool is that?! haters be gone! i want the same freedom to be kooky as Richard Simmons! and he STILL looks good for his age. wowza.

    <3 eleanorhope · Aug 15, 12:21 AM · #
  35. RICHARD SIMMONS. I’m late to the party. When I was a very small child around 1979-1981, he was on TV all the time, and I adored him… not as much as Spock or Big Bird, but quite a bit. In the time since I’ve gotten older, his hyperness sometimes gets to me. He seems like such a dear that it’s all right.

    <3 M.E. · Aug 15, 10:44 PM · #
  36. What a gorgeous attitude!

    <3 Beatrix · Aug 17, 09:14 PM · #