“I’m just a bubble out of a champagne bottle!” chirps fitness guru Richard Simmons. Best known for prancing about in tank tops & short shorts, Simmons effectively counsels the obese & has produced dozens of best-selling exercise videos.

“When I wake up in the morning, it’s like the red curtain goes up… I twirl around the room. I thank God for the day. I fluff my hair & yell, ‘GO GET ‘EM, RICHARD!'”

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