House Of Holland

[ 4 March 2008 ]

My friend just bought this t-shirt from House of Holland & it got me thinking… what would one of those t-shirts have to say for me to buy it?

I came up with

MY ANATOMY
SWELLED
FOR K.
LAGERFELD

...But I was totally trumped by Felicity, who conjured up

MY THOUGHTS
ARE UNWHOLESOME
FOR MARY-KATE
OLSEN

So good!

What would your dream House Of Holland shirt say?

Super-love & cupcakes,
Gala

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hmm…this is totally on the spot, but maybe:

YOU WOULDN’T HAVE
TO PAY ME
TO GET WITH AMY

(winehouse, that is).

or…

I’D PICK AMY
FOR A CHICK
TO LAY ME.

mediocre, but amusing!!
emily · Mar 4, 08:33 PM · #
emily — Hahahah! I love them :>
Gala · Mar 4, 08:35 PM · #
I’D BE
A TROOPER
FOR ANDERSON
COOPER

~!
Emilia · Mar 4, 08:44 PM · #
What rhymes with Gala? ; )
Amy · Mar 4, 08:48 PM · #
Emilia — That is brilliant.

Amy — “Impaler”? ;D Oh, & “funeral parlour”... !
Gala · Mar 4, 08:50 PM · #
I’D EAT CAKE
IN THE PARLOUR
EVERY DAY
WITH GALA

How’s that, Amy?
Lady Julianne le Fay · Mar 4, 08:54 PM · #
I’d love
to gorge
myself on
george

(Clooney)
Morgy85 · Mar 4, 08:59 PM · #
Lady Julianne le Fay — Awwwwwwwww!

I’D GO OUT OF MY WAY
FOR LADY JULIANNE LE FAY!

;D
Gala · Mar 4, 09:00 PM · #
LUCIUS MALFOY
IS MY
NAUGHTY
ALTAR BOY
de Profundis · Mar 4, 09:04 PM · #
I wanna get
sleazy
with lanka-babe
Weetzie.
Kylie · Mar 4, 09:12 PM · #
I’D SELL MY SOUL
FOR ANDY WARHOL

or

DRUMROLL PLEASE!
FOR DITA VON TEESE

(um, yes the DRUMROLL PLEASE was inspired by the WILDILOCKS ad! Hee!)
Rach · Mar 4, 09:16 PM · #
Aww, you are so cute Gala! If there is a way I can get the Mary-Kate Olsen one made for you, I will find it! :D Umm, & yay! I cannot wait for my t-shirt to arrive!

DO ME
SOME MORE
CHRISTIAN
DIOR

x
Felicity · Mar 4, 09:20 PM · #
MEET ME
THERE
MARIE CLAIRE
Rachel · Mar 4, 09:25 PM · #
Also,

GOT IT
BAD FOR
CARRIE
BRADSHAW

Ahhh the sillyness. Fun article miss Gala! x
Felicity · Mar 4, 09:26 PM · #
how about

I COULD NEVER BE
IN DESPAIR
WHEN I SEE GALAS PURPLE HAIR

:)

or

ID GIVE ANYTHING ITD TAKE
FOR ONE OF GALAS
BDAY CUPCAKES

i still swoon whenever i read your old post about them!!
kellyclare · Mar 4, 09:29 PM · #
DO ME DEEP
JOHNNY OH
YEAH DEPP
june · Mar 4, 09:30 PM · #
Last one! Maybe… ;)

LET’S GET
IT ON
COMME DES
GARCONS

x
Felicity · Mar 4, 09:33 PM · #
she’s not my fav, but…

YOU’LL MEET
YOUR DOOM
HEIDI KLUM

or

I’D HAVE A
BALL WITH JAKE
GYLLENHAAL

oooooor…

HOLY MOLEY
ANGIE JOLIE!

here’s a k-lag shirt!
store.soliscompany.com/clwokal…
elisa · Mar 4, 09:39 PM · #
JAMES GARNER
IS MY
SEXY FARMER

TAKE ME
TO BEDFORD
ROBERT REDFORD

ILL VISIT
YOUR DEN
ALLEN RICKMAN

And so many more. I pretty much want a shirt with every single one of the things people have suggested.
Genevieve · Mar 4, 09:48 PM · #
GIVE ME MORE
AMANDA LEPORE

I’LL KISS AND TELL
WHEN IT COMES
TO PHARELL

I’D DABBLE IN
FIONA APPLE
MB · Mar 4, 09:53 PM · #
OH WON’T YOU
TURN ME
MY MAGGIE
G
M-P · Mar 4, 09:54 PM · #
The ones people have suggested here are better than the actual shirts imo!
kitten` · Mar 4, 09:54 PM · #
Too funny!

TRA LA
LA LA
I HEART
GALA.

I FEEL NO PAIN
WHEN I LOOK AT
JEMAINE.
Nadine · Mar 4, 09:56 PM · #
everyone is so creative!!

i heart the holey moley angie jolie one!

good work on that elisa :)
kellyclare · Mar 4, 09:56 PM · #
PS: ‘Gala’ also rhymes with ‘‘koala” . . . .
Nadine · Mar 4, 09:59 PM · #
My heart is
doki doki
for Brad
and his
Jolie

xoxo
nicOla · Mar 4, 10:07 PM · #
Okay, just found my dream HOH slogan:

FANCY A
FLING
GALA
DARLING

;) x
Felicity · Mar 4, 10:10 PM · #
TAKE OFF YOUR
STOCKINGS
FOR GALA
DARLING
Annie · Mar 4, 10:15 PM · #
YOY KNOW I’D BE BAD
FOR DAN RAD

The crush I have on Daniel Radcliffe is just sad…

OH! TO PROCREATE
WITH STEVEN STRAIT

HE’S MY HEART ROBBER
THAT LLOYD DOBBER

IF I COULD BE LOCKED IN A CAGE
I HOPE IT’S WITH ELLEN PAGE – thats a bit terrible!

I want to find something to rhyme with “David Tennant” but it isn’t working :D
Cek · Mar 4, 10:48 PM · #
Mine are all crude.. haha.

YOU SURE KNOW
HOW TO LAY HER
MY SWEET
JOHN MAYER

TOUCH MY SKIN
SARA QUIN

DRINK MY NECTAR
REGINA SPEKTOR

I really wanted to do one about George Stroumboulopoulos but it just wasn’t gonna happen. heeee.
Kate · Mar 4, 11:06 PM · #
george stroumboulopoulos
the big snuffaluffagus

???..wooo for sesame street characters!!
mel · Mar 4, 11:18 PM · #
Kate — I just laughed until tears came to my eyes!!!

Also Simon’s creation is…

I FOLLOW MAH SCHWING
TO GALA DARLING

;D
Gala · Mar 4, 11:19 PM · #
DO ME
RIGHTLY
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
kk · Mar 4, 11:19 PM · #
I love the regina spektor one!

maybe something like

ONLY
YOU,
LUCY
LIU

MEET ME
AT EIGHT
MARY-
KATE

MAKE ME
SWEAT
JOAN
JETT

GUILTY
PLEASURE:
VINTAGE
TREASURE

(not that I feel guilty heheh)

and it’s a pity so many eastern european models have such loooong names… i’m sure I could come up with something that rhymes with Milla but vodianova might be a stretch XD
Jane Cortez · Mar 4, 11:28 PM · #
Rockin’ the Australia models…

BACK SEAT
OF MY
FORD WITH
GEMMA WARD

YOU MAKE
ME PURR
MIRANDA
KERR

x
Felicity · Mar 4, 11:40 PM · #
I am laughing way too much to come up with something right now, but now I feel the need to make myself one of these shirts because it is too much fun!!
Anna · Mar 5, 12:11 AM · #
LET ME DO THE TALKING
STEPHEN HAWKING

(Bad taste?)
Monica · Mar 5, 12:16 AM · #
HAHAHAHAHA at Monica’s!!!
elisa · Mar 5, 12:19 AM · #
Monica – bwahahaha!

My filthy finale…

SHOW US
YER MUFF
HILARY
DUFF

GIMME
YOUR GIRTH
COLIN
FIRTH

x
Felicity · Mar 5, 12:24 AM · #
Feed
the Pony
To Nina
Simoney
Sigsy · Mar 5, 12:30 AM · #
I’D GIVE
MY SPLEEN
TO ALEX
MCQUEEN

(Sorry, it was either that or a very crude rhyme with “wet dream”...!)

NEVERMIND NICE
I’D BE
NAUGHTY
FOR POSH SPICE

Ermm… If someone rhymes Kate Moss, I’ll love them forever.
Retro.Bunny · Mar 5, 12:31 AM · #
Retro.Bunny – there’s an actual Kate Moss House of Holland tee already!

www.houseofholland.co.uk/index…

‘Tis not one of my favourites though… but still cute. :)
Felicity · Mar 5, 12:35 AM · #
Yeah, it’s cute… BUT I LOVE THESE ONES MORE!
We should all make some, and flick pictures of them.
Oh the laughs we could all have.

P.S. Everyone seems to have been bitten by the poetry bug tonight!
Retro.Bunny · Mar 5, 12:39 AM · #
I’M A-SPYIN’
ON CONAN O’BRIEN.

STEVE BUSCEMI
VS. AN AFRICANIZED BEE

I WOULD DATE RAPE
SEVERUS SNAPE.

WHO’S NAKED BACKSTAGE?
I PRAY ELLEN PAGE!

I’D SLATHER MICHAEL CERA
IN ALOE VERA

in conclusion, i’m kind of a creeper.
Lindsay · Mar 5, 12:41 AM · #
HAH!
Wow, extra points to Lindsay for coming up with a sexy use of Aloe Vera.
Retro.Bunny · Mar 5, 12:46 AM · #
Wow, so many good ones. I have to admit this is the first time I heard of House of Holland and I think I’m in love now.

Here’s a shot:

MORE STELLAR
THAN SARAH
MICHELLE GELLAR

Don’t know if that would fit XD
caroline · Mar 5, 12:49 AM · #
oh my god monica!! cringe . . .

like mine:

I’D GET IT UP HIGHER
FOR LIV TYLER

I’D GET IN A TENT
WITH DAVID TENNENT

(OK that one was bad)

I CAN’T CIRCUMVENT
DAVID TENNENT

GIVE ME 10 PERCENT
OF DAVID TENNENT

I’D GIVE EVERY CENT
FOR DAVID TENNENT

(OK so i’m a bit obsessed)
jade · Mar 5, 01:04 AM · #
Move over hoss
I look like Kate Moss
alicia · Mar 5, 01:08 AM · #
WHERE IS THE TWIN
OF TIM MINCHIN?

GET OUT THE GIN
WITH TIM MINCHIN

I REALLY PREFER
CHAZ FROM THE CHASER

and, wait for it . . .

GIVE ME A BITE
KATH DAY NIGHT!!
jade · Mar 5, 01:12 AM · #
a gaggle
of geese
a whole
mess of
gangles.

thats pretty long…
bettyoakes · Mar 5, 01:16 AM · #
DAVID TENANT!!
AWESOME...
bettyoakes · Mar 5, 01:17 AM · #
I am laughing so much right now. Oh, you’re all hilarious.

GIVE ME A TOSS
RYAN ROSS

My Panic At the Disco addiction is shameful, ahh!

COME HERE AND SHOW ME
DIABLO CODY

:D!

YOU’RE RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY
DR. GEORGE O’MALLEY

(Fictional characters count, right?!)

YOU’RE QUITE THE CHARMER
AMANDA PALMER

Heheheh.
Okay, I’m not as good as you guys, but oh well!

PS:
Using the aforementioned “koala” and “Gala”:

I’D SELL MY KOALA
TO HANG OUT WITH GALA

:P
Miri · Mar 5, 01:27 AM · #
(Someone has been watching too much CW! I think it is me!)

YOU’VE GOT QUITE AN ASS
MR. CHUCK BASS

I LUST FOR YOUR HAIR
MADEMOISELLE BLAIR

I CRY WITH THANKS
FOR TYRA BANKS

COME CATWALK MY WAY
MR. AND MS. JAY

LET’S GO GET JIGGY
JUST YOU AND ME, TWIGGY
Jeanne · Mar 5, 01:47 AM · #
Amanda Palmer! I think I love you Miri. I have been sitting here for ages trying to think of one for her. Dear god she is sexy…

carry on :)
stacy without the e · Mar 5, 01:57 AM · #
I’D MOVE TO GUATEMALA
TO MEET UP WITH GALA

oooh and GossipGirl anyone…?

I’LL SHOW YOU
A TRICK
ED WESTWICK

YOU WON’T BE
BORED WITH
CHACE CRAWFORD
Lani · Mar 5, 01:59 AM · #
I’D SELL MY
SHOES
JUST TO DO
DR WHO!
Katrina · Mar 5, 02:17 AM · #
I’D DROP MY SPOUSE
FOR DR. HOUSE
stacy without the e · Mar 5, 02:20 AM · #
WHAT’S THE TIME
ALBERT EINSTEIN?

I THINK, THEREFORE
I HEART
RENÉ
DESCARTES

YOU FILL THE VOID
SIGMUND FREUD
Monica · Mar 5, 02:28 AM · #
LET IT BE KNOWN
I’M KARMA CHAMELEON

I LIKE TO SAIL
WITH MY ICING
NONPARAILS

SEND ME TO BALI
MAYBE I’LL FIND DALI

LET’S GOT TO A PREMIER
WITH GALA LUMIER
eugeniah · Mar 5, 02:28 AM · #
@ monica: descartes! genius! :D

GET IN LINE
FOR WITTGENSTEIN
Jane Cortez · Mar 5, 02:36 AM · #
Id go rollin
With Marc Bolan

Id get merry
With Bryan Ferry

I have sparks
For Karl Marx

Can anyone rhyme with Michael Hutchence??
Jaymi · Mar 5, 02:49 AM · #
BREAK MY BACK
CAPTAIN JACK

BE MY BOY-TOY
DRACO MALFOY
stacy without the e · Mar 5, 03:03 AM · #
You guys are amazing.
Gala · Mar 5, 03:08 AM · #
SHE’S A CHARMER,
AMANDA PALMER

I’D GIVE UP
CHICKS
FOR
JIMI HENDRIX

PARTY IN THE
PARLOUR
WITH CUPCAKE
GALA
nico · Mar 5, 03:08 AM · #
WHY SO SULLEN
EDWARD CULLEN
Cassie · Mar 5, 03:11 AM · #
ahha…these are so much fun!!

I’D FLASH
MY TITS
FOR
JIMMY SMITS

FIRST BASE?
I’D GO FARTHER
WITH
JUSTIN BARTHA (ok…sorta lame)

I’D GO BARE
FOR
STEPHEN COLBERT

uh…oh!

YOU
GIMME THAT
SHWING!
GALA DARLING

(ahah!!! total 90s Wayne’s World reference)
penny · Mar 5, 03:14 AM · #
I WILL ONLY BOW
FOR CHAIRMAN MOW

I BOUGHT SOME
CANDLES FOR
JULIE ANDREWS

I love yours Cassie.
Caitlin Marie · Mar 5, 03:19 AM · #
I’M GOING BARMY
FOR GWEN STEFANI

(Okay, not really, but still…)

I’D HAVE A GOOD CHOW-SKI
ON OLD CHARLES BUKOWSKI

OH! YOU LADY KILLER,
HENRY MILLER!

LET’S FLEE TO BERMUDA,
PABLO NERUDA~

TAKE IT ON THE CHIN,
ANAIS NIN!

SHOW ME YER MICK,
EDIE SEDGWICK!

(I did not just say that!!!!)
Gala · Mar 5, 03:26 AM · #
LETS GO FOR HOURS
BRANDON FLOWERS

MAKE ME SWEAT
PAULEY PERRETTE

I’D GIVE MY WORD
TO ANDREW BIRD

this is much more fun than reading my stats textbook :)
stacy without the e · Mar 5, 03:51 AM · #
Oh no she didn’t! ;)

I’D SMASH
YOUR BOX
MEGAN
FOX

MY HAND
IN YOUR JOCKS
MATTHEW
FOX

x
Felicity · Mar 5, 03:52 AM · #
Also,

BE MY
BOY TOY
JAMES
MCAVOY
Felicity · Mar 5, 03:57 AM · #
YOU MAKE ME SQUEE
OH DEAR MIRI!

Yes, I made one for myself.
That’s how I roll~! :D

I’D SHARE A BEER
WITH WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

RIDE YOUR BIKES
FOR OLIVER SYKES

(That was the G-rated version, mwa ha ha!)

LET’S GO OUT DANCIN’
MISS SHIRLEY MANSON
Miri · Mar 5, 04:01 AM · #
KISS ME LIGHTLY
KEIRA KNIGHTLY

YOU MAKE ME QUEASY
RONALD WEASLEY

I’D GO TO PERU
FOR LUCY LIU

Mine are lame, i just wanted to contribute. =D Everyone’s so talented! You should make a book – ‘Gala’s HOH Anthology’ or ‘Icing – an Anthology’
pinkrock · Mar 5, 04:46 AM · #
I GO GA-GA
FOR BALENCIAGA!

These are so fun to read! :P
Teresa · Mar 5, 04:50 AM · #
Oh these are hilarious! I’m lovin the David Tennant lovefest!

YOU RING MY BELL
ZOOEY DESCHANEL

HOW I SWOON
HOWARD MOON

GIMME A KISS
JENNY LEWIS

IN THE DARKNESS
WITH JACK HARKNESS

Not original but a quote I’d like made on a tee –

ALL THE WAY WITH
STEPHANIE KAYE

Degrassi, how I love thee.
Halek · Mar 5, 04:55 AM · #
HEY HEY JUST LIKE KEVIN
THIS IS SO TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN
nana · Mar 5, 05:26 AM · #
What d’ya wanna bet
Id get Marie Antionnette

Shake that pelvis
Cute young Elvis

I know It’s all the rage
To love Betty Page

Heehee I should be studying
Jaymi · Mar 5, 05:30 AM · #
LIFE WAS
A DREAM
FOR NORMA JEAN

I’ll FLY
A PENNANT
FOR
DAVID TENNANT
Meg · Mar 5, 05:36 AM · #
MY PANTS GO LOONEY
FOR GEORGE CLOONEY

I’D HAPPILY LICK SAKE
OFF
AUDREY KAWASAKI

(errr..not sure that one worked..)

I HEART
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

(not really but it rhymed..)

I’D HAPPILY STAY ON MY BACK
FOR
BERNARD BLACK

KISSING ROSS NOBLE
WOULD SEND ME GLOBAL

OH!IF ONLY I COULD SPOON
WITH
HOWARD MOON!

lol.gosh these are fun! even when theyre crap like mine they still make me giggle.xo
cookie · Mar 5, 06:13 AM · #
I’M WILLING
TO LICK
EDIE SEDGWICK

oh my, that is rather naughty

so is

YOU MAKE ME
QUITE SLICK
EDIE SEDGWICK

LIFE ISN’T NICE
WITHOUT SOME
SPORTY SPICE

I’D PAY A FINE
TO BE WITH
ADAM LEVINE

ONE DAY
I WILL COMBINE
WITH ADAM LEVINE

I’VE WAITED FOR YEARS
FOR MS. BRITNEY SPEARS
Kelsey · Mar 5, 06:23 AM · #
I’D GO TO BED
WITH THIS THREAD

I love this so much! Thanks Gala, I’ll put that in my quotes pages on my website…when I do it sometime this century…anyway:

Cek, Jade and Meg –

I’D TAKE OFF MY PANTS
FOR DAVID TENNANT

Not a full rhyme, but nothing really rhymes with his last name when you pronounce it right, apart from pennant, tenant and lieutenant, as Meg discovered. Flying a pennant is all very well, but I prefer taking off my pants, don’t you? :D

Monica with the intellectuals list, I love yours!
Lady Julianne le Fay · Mar 5, 06:42 AM · #
Ya, Monica totally gets clever points for her rhymes. Very impressive.
Gala · Mar 5, 06:48 AM · #
I’D DAILY DO IT
WITH JON STEWART

<3 YOUR SQUAMOUS LOVE SHAFT
H P LOVECRAFT

TOOK MY SEAT ON
BUSTER KEATON

LET US MOSEY
PARKER POSIE

RABBIT EARS ON
FOR REVEREND DODGSON

CAUGHT A VIRUS
FROM B R CYRUS

YOU MAKE ME PROWLY
MR. CROWLEY

THE UNIVERSE
DOES NOT REHEARSE

DILYEXSC LETRTS
OD TI BTTEER
Honey · Mar 5, 07:55 AM · #
CAN I PLEASE UNZIP
MR. JOHNNY DEPP
(I’m working on it)
Madeline · Mar 5, 08:22 AM · #
Oh, this thread has me crying with laughter!

Cookie – referencing Audrey Kawasaki, Black Books AND The Mighty Boosh…you are clearly my kindred spirit!

And since I have Australian designers on the brain –

I’D GO GAY
FOR YEOJIN BAE

:D
Nadia · Mar 5, 08:22 AM · #
this is probably the best thing on the internet ever. just sayin’.

IT’S YOU
I CRAVE
YOU BAD SEED
NICK CAVE

ahaha i am bad at this.

I REALLY WANNA
DO CHRIS CORNER.

xxx
sophie~ · Mar 5, 08:46 AM · #
My legs turn to jelly
for deForest Kelley

hehe, I have unusual celebrity crushes
abatjour · Mar 5, 09:26 AM · #
THE THINGS I WOULD DO
OH NO!
FOR
VINCENT D’ONOFIO.

xxx
michelle · Mar 5, 09:51 AM · #
You’re my apple sauce
Little Miss Moss
Kitty · Mar 5, 09:54 AM · #
i have one that says —
YOUR WAND’S TOO MEASLEY
FOR GINNY WEASLEY
love!!
veelaaa · Mar 5, 10:34 AM · #
HE’S ABOUT TO
MAKE ME BURST!
THAT DAMN SEXY
CONOR OBERST

Lemme get my OC on…

TO CALI I’LL BE ROWIN’
TO SEX UP SETH COHEN!

lol ouch…
Kayla · Mar 5, 11:11 AM · #
I’LL BE YOUR
PIRATE PLUNDER
JOHNNY THUNDERS
Sarah Decay · Mar 5, 11:31 AM · #
I’D GO TO HELL
FOR JAMIE BELL

it’s true (:
Sarah Louise · Mar 5, 12:39 PM · #
TOUS LES SOIRS
AVEC VINCE NOIR
Catherine · Mar 5, 01:16 PM · #
@Miri: Don’t be ashamed! Panic are awesome!

YOU’RE QUITE THE TALKER
JON WALKER

NO NEED TO HURRY
BRENDON URIE

...and that’s all I got. D:
Kelsey · Mar 5, 01:43 PM · #
hahah!!! vince noir!

i’d get a room
with howard moon!

i’m in a hurry
to do it with murray!

i’m wet.. for brett?? :O

i have a wank stain
from thinking about jemaine?

oh no! i’ll probably go to prison now.
Immie · Mar 5, 01:45 PM · #
oh no, i’m not finished! the muse has taken me over!

i’d give my right leg
to make love with old gregg!
Immie · Mar 5, 01:51 PM · #
I’d pee my knicks,
for Joaquin Phoenix.

Soulja boy my crank,
Mr. Zefrank.

I’m forlornin’,
after Jamie Dornan.

Adrien Brody.
my one and only.

I’d get a hella
out of
Michael Cera.
amy · Mar 5, 02:14 PM · #
Carrying on the Boosh theme
None more appealing
Than that Noel Fielding?

My heart is beating
for Noel Fielding

Forget Jimmy Choo
I want Naboo!

My life would be hollow
If it was lacking Bollo
Lois · Mar 5, 02:24 PM · #
Ok, getting the guts to post now, after site-lurking for a while…

You have no idea how happy I am that this topic has come up, I’m trying to do a uni project just now themed around the HOH t-shirts, but to advertise the Royal Opera House in London.

So far, all I have is

I BEG
YOUR
PARDON
COVENT
GARDEN

ROLL OVER
FOR ANNA
PAVLOVA

and

FANCY
SOME
BLOW
DON
PEDRO?

Which, to be honest are all a bit rubbish, so if anyone
(not to hijack this post or anything) has any Opera or Ballet themed ones, I would love you forever.
Morgan · Mar 5, 04:37 PM · #
I’VE BEEN CHARRED
BY GASPARD

i lovee this thread!
you guys are so creative
:D
Kat · Mar 5, 04:39 PM · #
By the way, Aggy D is my IDOL & I simply adore HoH!

MAKE ME BINGO
FASTER RINGO

LETS MAKE A BABY
THOMAS BRADY
(not that I dig him…just fit.)

LOSE CONTROL
LILY COLE
Madeline · Mar 5, 05:06 PM · #
Wow, there are SO many now. You guys are all so talented. Another one from me.

I WANT TO LAY
THE BROTHERS WAY

(Referring to Gerard and Mikey Way so you could replace ‘the brothers way’ with Gerard Way or Mikey Way)
M-P · Mar 5, 05:39 PM · #
I’m a little late on this one, but I had fun.

I’D COMMIT
A FELON
TO SEX
JOHN LENNON

Creepy, considering that he’s been dead for twenty years?

I WISH HE HAD RODE ME
THAT ADRIAN BRODY

I’M ALL AGLOW-Y
FOR DAVID BOWIE

I’D GO A’THWARTIN’
FOR EDWARD NORTON

No…just doesn’t have that sexy vibe.

I’D TAKE A VENEREAL WART
FROM EDWARD NORT
...ON

No?

I’D GO WATER-SPORTIN’
WITH EDWARD NORTON?

I’D RATHER BE CONSORTIN’
WITH EDWARD NORTON

At last, success.

I’D DRINK THE PEE
OF SEÑOR DALÍ.

...Too much? ;)
Izzy · Mar 5, 09:00 PM · #
I’m a little late on the wagon, too, and I can’t seem to come up with any of my own right now…but I CAN recommend a song that is made up almost entirely of rhymes like these! Please do give a listen to ‘Cock Mobster’ by MC Paul Barman.
A few lyrical jewels from the song:

“I’m slip my slim sword in
Kim Gordon”

“I’d jizz early
inside Liz Hurley”

“Winona Ryder?
Goin’ inside her!”

In fact, listen to everything by Paul! He is my most favoritest rapper in the whole of everything. I adore him.
Batopus · Mar 5, 09:10 PM · #
Awh thanks guys :D :D :D
Monica · Mar 6, 12:26 AM · #
IM INSANE
FOR DENNY CRANE

denny crane
lucy · Mar 6, 02:04 AM · #
ode to my two new composer crushes:

I’D LET YOU DO ME
ANTONIO VIVALDI

SLIDE YER WILL IN
JOSEPH HAYDN

I wish I could come up with better! it’s too late for this shit.
Johanna · Mar 6, 02:30 AM · #
hehe. These are amazing ideas, so funny!
Here’s my contribution:

GALA
DARLING
HAS THE
BEST
iCiNG!

:)
mica · Mar 6, 03:33 AM · #
KISS ME QUICK
PHILLIP K. DICK

BE MY FELLER
JOSEPH HELLER

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
HARUKI MURAKAMI

k, so, I’m kind of a creep.
bluebird · Mar 6, 04:06 AM · #
Immie, you just had me in hysterics with the Old Gregg reference…. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m Old Gregg!
Haley · Mar 6, 04:45 AM · #
I’D JUMP IN THE SACK
WITH CAPTAIN JACK

I’D GO ON THE PILL
FOR DEAR OLD WILL (Shakespeare … or more Pirates references! :D)

I’LL LICK YOUR FROSTIN’
IF YOU’LL LET ME JANE AUSTEN

COME WITH ME
GALA D!

SHOW ME YOUR WORTH
COLIN FIRTH (Doesn’t even BEGIN to compete with the “girth” one – which had me in stitches! lol)

STRAIGHTEN MY CREASE
DITA VON TEESE

BY JOVE
I LOVE ROVE

COME TO MY MANSION
SCARLETT JOHANSSON

TRY SMILING TODAY
MEREDITH GREY

EUREKA
MIKA!

This was HIGHLY entertaining! Thanks everyone! :)

xxox
Caiti · Mar 6, 05:23 AM · #
Haley – I’m old gregg! do ya love me?
Immie · Mar 6, 06:15 AM · #
Ok, ive been working hard on my opera/ballet selection if anyone is interested?

GIVE ME
FIVE
RUDOLPH
NUREYEV

DO THE
HUSTLE
DARCY
BUSTLE

UP AND
AT ‘ER
LA TRAVIATA

I’D LOVE
TO BE
BITTEN BY
BENJAMIN
BRITTEN

SHOW ME
WHERE THE
PARTYS AT
AMADEUS
MOZART

I’D SHOW
MY PUSSY
TO CLAUDE
DEBUSSY

I’LL BE
SAUCY FOR
PYOTR
TCHAIKOVSKY

LETS GET
SLEAZY
GEORGE
BIZET

I WANT
TO GET
OFF-SKI
WITH
TCHAIKOVSKY

hmmm…
Morgan · Mar 6, 08:46 AM · #
Monica is amazing!
But I was drinking water and reading this at the same time. The holy moley angie jolie, the talking/hawking one and this one, which is so awful and awesome and doesn’t even rhyme:
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
HARUKI MURAKAMI
Made me spit my water out laughing!!

Someone do one with Vincent Gallo!
julie · Mar 6, 09:57 AM · #
This is for my new celebrity crushes

Be my Boytoy
James McAvoy

I’ll flash my stuff
to Shia Labuff

They’re so cheesy. I love it!
deb · Mar 6, 12:26 PM · #
I’LL BE
SAUCY FOR
PYOTR
TCHAIKOVSKY

that’s so perfect!
Johanna · Mar 6, 01:13 PM · #
MAKE ME HOTT
JEREMY SCOTT

^__
Kaitlin · Mar 6, 05:33 PM · #
i absolutely LOVE ‘i’d show my pussy to claude debussy’... & the old greg references happening on this thread! “mmm, creamy… creamy beige!”
annaloren · Mar 6, 07:21 PM · #
GET THEE ON TOP OF US,
GEORGE STROMBOULOPOULOS

(gigglegiggle)
D · Mar 6, 08:46 PM · #
I’M MADE OF MARSHMALLA
FOR DARLING GALA

This came to me just as I was falling asleep last night.

YOU CAN BE MY SIRE
TOBEY MAGUIRE

I’D LIKE TO TAKE A WHIFF
OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE

ew…
Kristen · Mar 6, 09:47 PM · #
these are all so creative!
i’m making matching shirts for my boyfriend on our anniversary.
i have one for his name but can someone do mine? it’s paige green.

:]
PG · Mar 7, 01:47 PM · #
DO ME ON THE PIANO
JOHN GALLIANO!

... that’s all i got. lmfao! :P
great post gala! & everyone’s so creative!
Joyce · Mar 7, 04:52 PM · #
How’s about this :D

Jack sprat could eat no lean,
but I could eat me some
Paige Green!
amy · Mar 7, 09:58 PM · #
I’d drop to the floor
For Christian Dior
ashleah · Mar 7, 10:49 PM · #
AY CARAMBA
Chris Carrabba
ashlee · Mar 8, 02:46 AM · #
TAKE ME TO FEZ
OH JASON MRAZ
fana · Mar 8, 01:47 PM · #
ALL I WANNA DO IS
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

SHOULD I HAVE A FLING WITH
MEATLOAF OR STING

YOU CAME IN MY PANTIES
JOHN DESANTIS

I am a pervert with a thing for older men, I admit! :)
Terhi · Mar 8, 04:23 PM · #
ID GET IN THE SACK
WITH CAPTAIN JACK
..
MY PANTS ARE DANCIN’
FOR SCARLETT JOHANSSON
..
NOTHING GETS ME HOTTER
THAN HARRY POTTER
..

this is an awesome idea, gala.
im probably a little late to get on the train but oh well!
these all made me smile =)
michelle. · Mar 9, 03:18 AM · #
OH HAIL
QUEEN OF
THE BOGANS
LINDSAY LOHAN

I’D GIVE UP
MY LOUIS SHOES
TO CHILL OUT
WITH MUSE

PARIS IS THE GIRL
WHO MAKES ME
WANNA HURL