My friend just bought this t-shirt from House of Holland & it got me thinking… what would one of those t-shirts have to say for me to buy it?

I came up with

MY ANATOMY
SWELLED
FOR K.
LAGERFELD

…But I was totally trumped by Felicity, who conjured up

MY THOUGHTS
ARE UNWHOLESOME
FOR MARY-KATE
OLSEN

So good!

What would your dream House Of Holland shirt say?