Question: What Would You Be Like If You Were The Opposite Sex?
[ 8 October 2008 ]
I have been thinking about this a lot lately. What do you think you would be like if you were the opposite sex?
If I was a boy, I would have jet black hair. I’d have way more tattoos than I do — probably two full sleeves, something on my neck & words across my knuckles. I’d be a writer (it attracts the ladies, haha!) & I’d definitely have a blog.
I’d have a bachelor pad somewhere in the States, probably in Los Angeles or New York, & I’d drive (little known Gala fact: I don’t have my license!). I would shun commitment, & drive girls crazy because I would always put my writing before them. I’d have a dog, too (yes, probably a dachshund), & I’d totally be one of those guys who takes his dog for a walk with the purpose of meeting girls! I would be vegan & spend a lot of time alone in bookshops & libraries. I would wish I was a musician, send flirtatious email haikus to girls I met at concerts & sleep naked. I would be a design geek. I would still collect vintage typewriters & have extensive bookshelves. There is a possibility that Justin Theroux would be my ultimate male role-model.
I think this is how I would dress most of the time.
Tight jeans, a weird t-shirt with a cardigan, expensive avant-garde boots, a minimal watch, cool satchel & tunnels in my ears.
Would you want to date me? Haha!
So, what about you? Do you think you’d be completely different, or just a slight twist on how you are now? How would you dress? What would you do for a job? How would you behave? Who would be your ultimate celebrity crush? Tell me a story, make yourself an outfit on Polyvore, do it up!
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What a cool question, Gala! If I were a guy, I’d be in model of a Seth Rogan or a Michael Cera: dorky, sarcastic, probably Jewish, and get girls way out of my league. They would definitely be my role models.
I’d be a librarian (or a guy-brarian) who enjoys classic rock, fresh coffee, and cardigans. I’d also have secret rock star dreams. I’d live in a tiny studio with one wall entirely filled with bookshelves, and books crammed in every spare space. I’d probably be a serial monogamist, dating girls with thick Buddy Holly glasses in vintage Ts. My ultimate crush would be Scarlett Johansson.
And I’d wear this: www.polyvore.com/if_were_guy/s…
All in all, I’d be the same person… with different genitalia.
OK, that is BIZARRE! I have never thought of that in my whole life before! I don’t even have a brother! (Of course, it took me about three seconds to figure out I’d be very much along the lines of Michael J Fox . . . . short cute funny and playing the guitar – heehee!)
To be honest, I don’t think I’d be too different to what I was last year.
I’m a lot more girly now than I used to be, only cos my aunt told me I looked slightly lesbian wearing mens clothes (soccer shirt and mens denim shorts…I still remember)
I would still listen to the same music, still play the same sports (soccer), still support the same teams etc.
I reckon my hair would be long-ish, prolly worn surfer style. My legs, needless to say, would be hairy :)
I’d pierce my eyebrow, but only if it’d look good on me ;)
My dress sense would be either sufer, with lots of boardies, tees and Bonds Chesties (whoo for chesties!) or scene…skinnies, band tees, Nike Air and Converses, studded belts… (wow, i love all those things as it is now!!)
Thats a really good Q Gala!! It actually made me think :)
I’d just like to be the first to say that I would TOTALLY date you, Gala. Worthy first post here? I think so.
Hahaha.. .this is hilarious fun – I’m crap at Polyvore, so I’ll have to describe my male-me:
I’m middle aged, slightly leery. Have a paunch hanging over my belt, geeky but funny. Balding, but fair-haired, blue-eyed. Don’t wear black, prefer blue jeans and pale coloured shirts. Totally fashionsense-less but clean, clean shaven and like skin care. Work in IT, but not a propeller head-ish: just like the work.
In my spare time I drink a lot of beer and and hang out in sports bars, own a SmartPhone (has to be Nokia, Symbian OS type stuff), and eschew Mac laptops: only Windows-based machines. Date various girls that are entirely unsuitable for me – in that they’re far further down the life track than I am and they’re all looking for COMMITMENT and it gets ugly when we break up.
Enjoy eating breakfast out on the weekends, and don’t mind hanging with the parentals on occasion. I live alone in a 40-yo 3 bedroom house in Newlands (Wellington), occasionally mow the lawn, gardens are full of rocks. Collect Star Wars figures and ex-Weta Workshops LOTR collectables. Have a network of computers in the house but not so crass as to hold some oddball porn collection. Collect Japanese Anime movies.
Adore Angelina Jolie and think Brad Pitt is a first class &#($#(, Holly Madsen (Hugh Hefner’s now ex) is good for looking at (among other things), along with Jessica Alba. Think Pam Anderson is a skank.
Life is good, solitary and pleasant enough. Not really got enough ambition to be anything more :)
(This was fun… )
Interesting question! As a transsexual I don’t think I need a lot of guessing!
Growing up as a male was kind of annoying to put it politely.
Looking back on it its so hard for me to remember what I was like. I dressed in a “casual goth” manner and pretty much kept to myself. I find that aspect of me creeping back and its really giving me some issues.
However looking forward to the future as a woman I have to say that I’m totally ecstatic! Lots of color and vibrant energy are things that I hope to fill my life with.
I suppose for me its such a strange question. I’m kinda in this back in forth stage and its so hard to pin down who I am. All I know is that 25 years as a guy was enough for me! I would have been much more pleased if it was just a one day thing!
God I wish I wasn’t so confusing. :(
Haha, what a fun topic!!
Well if I was a boy, my mum was gonna name me James, which is kinda funny because my boyfriend’s name is James, so I love the name!
It’s hard to know if I would still be a fashion design student… I’d probably do something like graphic design instead. I’d never pay any attention to my hair and mainly live in cool jeans, well-fitted t-shirts and hoodies. I’d live with guys from uni and have lots of parties at our house. I’d probably be dreaming of moving to Canada cause I love skiing. and I’d have a german shepherd who my mates and I would take to the park and play ball games with. cause I’m hoping boy-me would be way better at sports than girl-me.
Also I would have a cute nerdy girlfriend.
if I were a guy
I’d dress like an airplane
make models
wear stripes
and drive an old benz
I’d be my own man
be a bit colorblind
go bowling
be square
and love my one girl
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If I were male…
I’d be the thinker from a well-off family who wished that he were more bohemian, so I’d smoke foreign cigarettes and wear fashionable hats with dress-down clothes…and I’d always wear boat shoes.
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I would be more of a loner. Always with my nose in an intellectual book, musing about what Socrates would (or did) say about this or that, and doodling in my notebook. My drawings wouldn’t amount to much but the scribbles in the margins would be my big ideas.
I would be shy so I’d only date girls (or guys, I’d probably be bi) who came to me. They’d tend to be the more caring type but if they become clingy or overbearing I’d get angry at them. I wouldn’t want someone who can’t think for themselves or be happy by themselves. I would want someone who I could have long discussions with but also someone who will make sure I remember to eat dinner.
I’d be in a PhD program studying some obscure topic. I’d be toned but skinny. Probably dark haired. I’d have a glasses prescription but would always wear contacts for vanity’s sake. I’d be on top of the latest technologies and would try to convert everyone I know to Macs. I’d be agnostic but somewhat Buddhist. My favourite author would be W. Somerset Maugham.
As a man, I would have flawlessly messy hair, usually shaved into a longish mohawk that I would never, ever put up, and a perpetual black eye from playing baseball with 2×4s and hunks of asphalt. As if I didn’t have enough issues with my eyes, one of them would be noticeably lazy and I would make sure to wink whenever anyone brought out a camera. I’d take pictures of myself making out with other men, and cry once all my friends found them floating around the Internet. Similarly, I’d take pictures of myself looking swank with a cigarette, and cry once all my friends discovered that I didn’t smoke. Aside from those mishaps, I’d never cry. After such unfortunate events, I would have an epiphany, learn to make a stove out of Pepsi cans and run away with a wiley band of nomads who’d live in an old tour jeep. I would have a crude pin-‘n-poke tattoo reading “SICKDUCKER” along my thumb that my girlfriend (who was about six times as badass as me at the time) applied with a bent staple dipped in ballpoint pen ink—I would have been drunk and fifteen when it happened (in fact, I would have fainted during the process and she’d have had to revive me with lukewarm Mountain Dew). I would be a total prodigy on the harmonica, and I’d have a deliciously raspy voice that I’d sing to girls over the phone with—I’d never stop singing until someone actually asked me to sing for them. I would mouth the words to songs I didn’t even know. I would have a hopeless. obsessive crush on a girl who didn’t shave her armpits—normally I wouldn’t like that, but on her it would just seem “right”—and I’d sit around all day having reasonably realistic daydreams about her…few to none of which would actually come to fruition.
Haha I’d date boy-Gala, he sounds facinating. Hmm if I were a boy…I’d be taller and gangly. I’d be a film student, secretly working on screen plays by night. I’d get sniffly in sad movies..but claim to have a ‘cold’...unless I was with a girl who’d find it cute.
I’d say dude, a lot.
I’d shave my head and have ‘secret’ poetry tattooed onto my scalp. I’d let my hair grow back crazy-curly and get an eyebrow piercing.
I’d live in slightly shabby, art filled apartment, with a one eyed cat.
I’d take my sister’s kids to the park on weekends..and strike up conversations with girls who thought that they were cute. I’d have a secret crush on the Quin twins, cute, funny, but ultimately unattainable.
I think I’d dress like this-
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wear those awesome colorful print hoodies that are always made for guys, not girls. keep the music pumped up max volume in my truck at all times. rarely sleep. be able to run up a tab at a decent bar in town. know lines to all the cult classic movies. have a cat and a fridge full of good booze. be pesky and not feel bad for it in the morning. listen to artists no one knows—head pounding techno. be able to call myself good looking. never have to pluck my eyebrows again. tell someone off without regret. wear an ugly belt. be beautiful when i was falling apart.
haha, I’d be totally down for dating dude-Gala, but it would be sooo odd, right?
I can only imagine that if I were a man I’d be oober-vain and fresh on all the grrlz.
I’d probably fake-gay to get in their circles, and end up dating them all. :]
My style would be something like this: http://www.polyvore.com/mermaid_as_man/set?id=4005902
As much as I enjoy being female, I’ve often considered what the male-me would be like.
I’ve concluded that I would have longish and perpetually messy hair and the most epic facial hair you have ever seen. I probably would be rather unconcerned with fashion and thus end up with the “dirty geeky hipster look” most of the time, but I would want to have a few anachronistic sartorial idiosyncrasies (hopefully I wouldn’t smell too rank, but no guarantees).
I would still be essentially the same sort of person – huge nerd, flaming radical, hopeless cheapskate, awkward romantic – and I doubt much would be different beyond the basics of my external appearance. Oh, and I would never buy tampons ever. And Halloween would be less awkward because I wouldn’t have to deal with being expected to go as a “slutty [anything]” and letting everyone down yet again. I would also drink massive quantities of tea and have a journal on me at all times.
How interesting, this has been on my mind lately.
If I were a fella, I would be the epitome of manliness (as I understand it) with a beard, woodsman knowledge, incredible musical talent, and seeming fearlessness and boldness- but secure enough to show true affection and emotion. I would be a thinker, vagabond philosopher type, and scorn television and new clothes and convenient food and modern medicine. which is all fairly similar to who I am now, but more raw and powerful.
I was thinking about the same thing recently.
I’d probably be the same, just more talkative and I’d play the guitar in a supercool band.
I’d have messy brown hair with a bit of pink in it somewhere and wear lots of colourful clothing.
And I’d probably flirt with every girl I met.
If I was male I would have to be young forever, because I can quite easily imagine myself as a young man, but not an old man.
I’d always be hiding something behind my eyes, no matter what I’m doing – cursing into a microphone, smoking, laughing, running, climbing over things, writing, driving, working at a shitty job, making love to some beautiful girl. I’d have crazy energy all the time, be rabid to let it out somehow, but reserved at the same time. I wouldn’t let anyone into my life completely.
Skinny as hell, spiky hair, big hands. Tough feet.
I would smoke like a maniac, for realz. I don’t smoke at all as a woman…
So, apparently I’m Sid Vicious with less heroin and more depth? Maybe Ian McCulloch would be my style role model, too, hahaha.
Like this:
www.polyvore.com/if_were_man/s…
Except dirtier.
Sometimes when I wake up I already feel like this person.
hehe i’d be tall and skinny with red hair in a huge quiff, wear waistcoats and pocket squares and 1930’s jodhpurs, winklepickers and the occasional petticoat. i’d have more tattoos than i do now, in the insides of my elbows and under my arms, of different species of birds. i’d be a writer and a painter, like i am now. i’d have pet lizards named after lesbian writers and a scarlet macaw that occasionally ate the lizards when i wasn’t looking.
... so basically, i’d be much the same. but taller and a redhead. and er, male :P
i don’t know if i’d date you, gala! you’re a wee bit punk for me. i’d totally eat cake and play on the swings with you, though.
maaan, i’d date you!
and i totally think i saw someone at school with that tee today.
This is so funny because I swear I just met (what I imagined) to be the male version of myself on the bus. We had this huge long conversation and a lot of the time he was just preaching to the converted. He was saying how had no real future plans, and he was afriad of commitment and just wanted to meet people and travel and experience new things. We like the same kind of art, and he looked at my ipod, at all the suff he mentioned he liked too, just happed to be my favorites from the thousands thats on there. He was also saying all this weird stuff about how if he was in prison he’d want to be jewish to get kosher meals because they have more protein and nobody wants to be thin in prison. I was so gobsmacked by the whole experience as I saw him as my friends descibe me: A quirky and somewhat flakey romantic/idealist with slight ADHD, and a complete adrenalin junkie who most of the time just talks utter random crap. He was wearing ripped courdroy throusers, a a light grey wifebeater, a big straw hat, and no shoes. Not exactly something I would have imagined my male self wearing but now thinking about id probably just like “yeah, whatever” He could totally get away with it.
It was awesome…and he gave me a peach! and asked me to lunch!
If I were a man my mother would have named me Oliver. As a man, I’d probably be less [socially] capable of coping with what I am now – an artists heart trapped in a logicians head – and would therefore have self destructed into a hopeless bore.
I would have had the same troubled youth and young-adulthood, but I would have contracted an std ‘cause I would have had a LOT more sex. I’d be tall and lean and easily handsome, too easily handsome. Girls would be available for me to pick and choose and I would, oh yes I would.
I would have figured it out by my early 20s (like I did) and found science (like I did), but probably would have gone with a different discipline, like physics (quantum of course) or perhaps mathematics. Possibly an engineer, but definitely not a chemist.
I would have set off down this path, which would keep my neurosis calm and my pride satisfied, but I would ever be aching for more. So I would drink. I would fancy gin.
During the day I would cultivate self-possession. I would run on the beach every morning. I would try to learn the guitar, but my hands would be too big and fumbly and I would never get past chord progressions. I would eat trail mix and salmon and go through a juicing phase. I would grow a beard.
After grad school and after the post doc, I would be set loose into the world with a giant brain and a grand CV, but a very dissatisfied wanderlust. I would have never had a real relationship. My job prospects would disappoint me. So I would buy a muscle car.
This would set the tone for the rest of it – material symbols in place of actual satisfaction. And that’s how it would go . . .
That’s kind of depressing. I’m sure there’s some serious psychology up in there. =D
Oooh, fun! I can honestly say I’ve never thought about this before!
If I were a guy, I’d have vintage tortoise shell glasses, carry a beat-up brown leather satchel, wear pale green sweaters in soft wool that would make me look so snuggle-able and funky t shirts. I’d have a British bulldog (I want one as a girl, too..) and a vast collection of colourful comfy sneakers.
I’d run an independent record label and put on concerts for a living, I’d write for music mags (another girl crossover – but who writes for Rolling Stone, NME etc? Uh, about 95% men!). I might also have a small wine bar that I run, design divine cocktails and wicked playlists for…and hang out in picking up girls.
I’d live in San Francisco with a loft bed, a Mac Book Pro in sexy silver, concert posters and photographic prints all over the walls. I’d be very well-read, I’d cook excellent vegetarian curries and drink Japanese beer.
I’d be pretty much like me, or what I imagine my dream guy to be like! Oh, and I would like to be named Oscar, in tribute to Wilde and The Grouch.
I’d be shy. I would dress in under the radar gears (jeans and hoodies) but would spend an obscene amount of money on a collection of trainers. When going out for drinks with my much louder, extroverted friends, I would always be well groomed and dressed to kill, in tailored suits and trilby hats. I would harbour secret crushes on girls, but never have the guts to ask them out. I would be a feminist. I would tell my friends my favourite movie was Pulp Fiction, but really it would be Dead Poet’s Society. I would read Kerouac and wish I was more spontaneous.
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I actually do dress how i’d dress if i were a boy…...i gave intrying to be super girly ages ago cos i just don’t like flowers and girly fabrics!
Yeah i look liek a bit of a tomboy at times but i do wear make up and have cute t-shirts etc so it balances ou just fine :)
Well, to be honest, I don’t think I’d really be much different, both aesthetically and personality-wise. I mean, I have a fairly “masculine” job (I work in IT), I mostly wear Vans, American Apparel shirts, and jeans, and my makeup is almost always just lipgloss and mascara. It’s actually funny to me sometimes that my appearance is so androgynous, because I’ve got a very “curvy” body type.
I don’t know; it’s naive to say that changing sex wouldn’t affect the way I’ve grown up but I have to think it wouldn’t affect me much.
I agree with the way more tattoo thing, Ive always wanted sleves! um I would probably wear the skinniest of skinny jeans with white shirts, vests and skinny ties. I’d also have alot more piercings, I am sure that nose piercings on boys would be the hottest thing ever.
I would surely play in a hardcore metal band too, because in my experience of playing in bands they’re way more accepting of boys. And I’d break girls hearts with my smooth words and charming ways.
I think that I’d still do the same degree becuase Im already doing a overly male dominated degree anyway (audio engineering) though I think that it would be ALOT easier because then the boys would take me seriously!
if I were male, my mother would have named me Wesley, so obviously I would be the next Dread Pirate Roberts.
Hahahaha. You would not believe the amount of times girls as ME this exact same question, then go off and try and recreate my thoughts :)
Justinnn thhheroux. Swoon!
If I was a guy, I’d have short, messy black hair that would be hidden under a grandpa cap a lot of the time. I would live with a couple of mates from uni, where I’d be studying creative writing (same as I am now). I’d be fairly shy and quiet. Girls would see me as the ‘mysterious’ one, and would be interested in me, but I’d often be too shy to approach them. I’d be tall and skinny, and often wish that I were more buff but couldn’t be bothered joining a gym or working out much.
My favourite items of clothing would be an old pair of faded skinny jeans, threadbare Converse sneakers and a tuxedo jacket that I’d found in an op shop. I’d have two full sleeves (well, I have one and a half as a girl, so why not?) and stretched ears. I’d have scars from a lip piercing and a nose piercing that I’d had in my teenage years, but took out when all the scene kids started to get piercings. On the days that I was at uni I’d take my dad’s old thermos with me, filled with milky tea.
I would read a lot. My favourite author would be Chuck Palahniuk (same as now). I’d procrastinate a lot about my writing and get my best ideas during bouts of insomnia when I lay awake staring at the ceiling. I’d be really self-conscious about my writing and hate showing it to anyone.
I’d usually look a bit scruffy, and most days would have at least a little bit of stubble. I’d bite my fingernails when I was nervous or stressed, even though I would have been trying to break the habit for years. I’d listen to melancholy music on my ipod as I fell asleep at night, and on nights that I couldn’t sleep I’d go for long drives alone along empty streets.
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If I were a boy.
I have a feeling I’d read less books and more comics compared to my usual mileage. I’d be unconsciously blithe to a fault but I’d always be kind to middle aged women and flirt with them because I’m charming like that. I would wear vintage t-shirts and have a vast collection of glasses. Prescription and just for pure ludicrousness. I’d drink a lot of tea and coffee, tea more so. I think I would probably be less social with guys and rather spend my time chatting up cute girls in coffee shops/comic book stores/art galleries/anywhere and asking them to let me draw or photograph them. I’d continually cultivate a surplus of Polaroid film. I’d live above the place where I work, a bakery/cake shop. I’d be in charge of delighting the customers. I’d smell of fresh sponge cake and remind you of autumn.
I think I would be like an toned down Russell Brand; and with much less sex and hair…
And I’d still think semicolons were one of the best things in the world.
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Kristen — I like your guy outfit! It’s very cute, I would totally look twice if you passed me in the street! xx
Nadine — AW! I love Michael J Fox! Wait, we’ve discussed this before, right? ;D
Caitlin B — Haha, thanks dollface. Good to know that if I ever get a sex change, I won’t be lonely! ;D
Jenny — Ahhh that was so funny! I love the amount of detail you gave, hahah! Is any of that stuff similar to how you are as a woman?!
Renee — I’m so happy for you making that change, I think it’s amazing, radical, magical & bold! In terms of going back & forth, have you thought about making a bulletin board or similar with a whole lot of pictures of things that you would like to embody as a woman? Which of course would include personality traits etc. as well as the physical aspect. I don’t know if that would help, but sometimes having a visual reminder of where we’re going can really keep us on track. xxxx!
Ali-bell — I love the name James! It’s one of my favourite boy names. Ages ago I used to think that I would end up with someone called James, though honestly I have only met 2 or so in my entire life. ACTUALLY (even weirder) years ago I used to write letters to that imaginary James as a creative exercise… I still have them somewhere!
Nancy — Cute outfit! Convict style! & you’d really go bowling? That’s so funny, hee.
Raphaelle — Aaaahaha I LOVE you as a guy. Men who pretend to be of a lesser status than they are are sooo funny! Hahah! You actually kind of sound like someone I used to be involved with ;> He was amazing… but pretentious!
Umbilica — I loves me a harmonica prodigy… & I love your story! So awesome!
beth — Oh my god, poetry tattooed secretly onto your scalp… If I met someone who had done that I would want to kiss them so much!
mermaid — Your outfit is totally stylish. Much more dapper than mine. I would be too obsessed with being a bad-ass to dress like that ;D
Goldie — That’s fantastic. & it’s interesting to think that you would be more raw & powerful as a man — why do you think that is?
Dollface — That’s basically how I would be, too! It’s SO FUNNY to me to read how many of us think we would be hot manwhores who slept with lots of girls & eschewed commitment! Haha. Is that the masculine ideal or do we all just have raging libidos?!
Batopus — CUTE outfit. You sound like you’d make a hot man!
Natalie — You sound like you’d be a hot man, too! Maybe as a man I would be too xtoughx to eat cake & play on the swings. I’d hope not, though.
tatiana — Awww! Mwah!
martha — That’s totally adorable. You’re going to lunch with him, right?!
Sayward — Your piece about going through a juicing phase made me laugh out loud!
Jazial — You sound like a very appealing character! I would be totally into hanging out with a Mac nerd with whom I could talk about music & who could make me vegetarian curry! Heart!
ruby — I think lip piercings on boys is extreeeeemely hot but it’s difficult to do without looking like a stand-in for Blink 182, haha!
emelline — That’s amazing. My father once told me if I was a boy he would have called me JURGEN. I would totally have changed my name, just like I did as a girl ;D
Audrey — Well, then?! Don’t leave us hanging! How would you dress as a girl?
Holly — T o t a l l y ! Yum!
Gem — Awwww, boys who drink milky tea from thermos’... Too cute! Great outfit too, super-stylish!
Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my boy version would be exactly as I am now. Perhaps less boobs. I go back and forth along the gender performance spectrum anyway (and I identify as genderqueer).
However, oddly enough, I think I might still be gay – that is, attracted to men instead of women – although again, that goes back and forth for me anyway too. Who knows?
Actually, there is one change I would make to my wardrobe – given my intense obsession with well-cut suits (I have been known to chase after the opposite gender when said opposite gender is dapper and excellently if foppishly dressed), I would probably wear a TON of those in colors and cut both classic and colorful, something I haven’t done already just because somehow men’s suits never work out quite right with my waifish but indubitably feminine figure…
Anyway, Gala, you have TYPEWRITERS? How did I not know this? I am sort of going on a bender right now ever since I dug up the old Royal 1934 from the attic, mild but growing obsession with typewriters and all. What typewriters do you have? And have you ever considered (or ever done) a typecast? That would be interesting, bonding of the ages and all.
I would totally date you Gal! (Though it sounds like your’e only into casual dating)
I always hang out with guys anyway, and I think that if I was a guy, I would be very similar to how I am now. Except I would be going to college for business in hope of someday opening my own book shop. I would be a poet and drop little love songs off to girls I see on the bus. I would have a German Shepard named Jake and he would be sweet and help me get chicks. I would be searching for “the one”.
I haven’t really thought too much about it, but that’s what I got so far. Though it is a really interesting thing to think about!
I’d be a skinny hipster in a cool band if I was a boy. I’d wear band t-shirts and tight black jeans and have girls waiting outside tourbusses to talk to me
This is soooo interesting! Its fascinating so see how people think they would be…and wonder if it reflects who they are now! Boy Gala sounds cool and I would totally date him – or at least read his blog!
If I were a boy…I’d still have an offbeat name that suggested my creative nature like Arlan (which is the male version of my name!). Id flip between being highly social and a total loner as the mood took me. I’d seem quite cool and aloof but always charming, a bit of a player (but no more than I am now). Id embrace androgyny, always wear nail polish on my left hand, carry a sketch book and journal with me everywhere and have the telltale smudge of pencil on the side of my right hand after using. Id wear waistcoats with nothing underneath when I go out, with silk lining so they dont chafe my nipples, play up the fact that I’m artistic and be friends with musicians. Id have more hats than anything else I owned and wear them constantly. Id watch sci – fi even more than I do now and love it completely,i’d list my religion as jedi on all cenus forms and have a cat named Pellinore. My man role model would be Daniel Johns.
Oh, and Id be a total spunk!
I have to wear chicken fillets now to keep some dresses up, so really I’d be the same! Haha!
I try to think of things the boy-me would do and wear, but they are no different from what I do now! Even the skirt-wearing (except it might be even more fun if it was gender-bending!). I have a pretty androgynous personality, so I don’t think I’d behave or think any differently.
I am coming up with boy-me outfit ideas now, that of course I want to go try!
me as a dude. named michael, because that was my parents’ choice. i would be so, so much better at the guitar, because i wouldn’t have been told so many times that girls can’t play. i would secretly want to write songs just like sufjan stevens and hope nobody ever found out. i would play lots of video games but still mourn for my old atari, i would collect weird vinyl toys and own a ridiculously expensive camera. i would be teaching high school english and would kind of hope sometimes that my students would happen upon me playing in a club or a coffeehouse and be blown away by how cool their teacher was. i would be over my holden caulfield stage and my beat generation stage, but i would still be bitter and snarky when provoked, and i would still dream of just taking off one day and driving wherever the road took me.
Just like Kristen up top there, I’d be Michael Cera. Or any of the characters he’s EVER played. Cute, dorky, smart, awkward, but with just enough geek chic to make me mysterious and sexy.
What a fun question, and fantastic answers!
i would be named Jude and carry a harmonica in my jeans
whenever i got bored i would play it
i would spend most of my childhood concentrating on schoolwork but by the time i got into my teens i would be more outgoing and try to woo all the chicks with my mad harmonica skills
i’d probably have an “emo” haircut but wear a bunch of old man cardigans with tight jeans and sweatervests over obscure band tshirts. occasionally i’d wear a kilt around the house just to creep out my parents. hunter thompson would be my biggest role model and i’d get into a lot of trouble because of that. i’d carry a copy of ginsberg’s howl in my canvas backpack and when i got bored i would carve lines of it into my desk. girls would love me and think i was “misunderstood” i’d probably be a total manslut
i’d go to concerts all the time
and skip art class to fly kites in the parking lot with whoever i was enamored with at the moment
I’d still be a nerd – probably be a math or engineering nerd or something similar, but with a literary, arty streak.
I’d be blond, freckled (but tan up nice), blue eyed (that’s mostly me now…). I’d wear awesome vintage polos or vintage button downs with pearled snaps, Levis or corduroy, and Sperry Top-Sider canoe moccasins. Since I rock the contacts sometimes, on my non-contact days, I’d have a pair of glasses with plastic frames, but they’d be grey frames – not thick, black frames. I would feel like that delineates me from the hipster kids who wear all black with ironic t-shirts and smoke on campus behind the English hall. I would have an eyebrow piercing and around my forearm, just above the elbow, I’d have a tattoo of the main chorus from the sheet music for Chopin’s Raindrops (it’s a Nocturne, I think?).
I would have gone to the giant awesome private university in SoCal or the good public university in WA, and spent my days attending classes, laughing at stuff like this: mingle2.com/dating/unicorn, or hanging out with the boys, playing old-school NES and watching football.
I’d spend my evenings making billiards bets with cute girls at bars, and winning. Or, when I’m not feeling the crowd scene, I’d be reading Nietzsche and smoking on the deck outside my apartment. I’d own a Mac Powerbook so I could do fantastic graphics art projects, and I would keep a pack of pastels and vellum paper handy in case I was inspired by some pretty girl crossing the street below my apartment.
I would play an instrument (piano… or maybe strings) and when a girl finally broke into my heart, I’d serenade her… but it won’t happen too often because I’m a boy and sometimes clueless about girls.
I’d be protective of my arty side. I would be any old average Joe on the outside, and you would only know my depth when I comment on the book you’re reading at the non-corporate-owned coffee shop; stating some existential knowledge that you’d only know if you were reading that book. Then you’d have to look twice, and if you saw the universe the way I do (and I’d know), I’d buy you coffee and answer your question about the Chopin tattoo. When I know, for sure, that you’re the coolest girl in the world, maybe I’d play the Chopin for you, because I know about game theory and I like being confident in where I place my bets.
To keep this short, I’m almost certain I’d be a drag queen.
I’d have longish climber hair, and I’d climb while pretending not to know that it was a total chick magnet. I’d wear black jeans and flannel shirts and pride myself on my music knowledge. I would aspire to intellectualdom. I would think girls are silly while secretly liking them. I’d be taller. I’d write poetry and carry a Moleskine. I’d be kind of crude sometimes. I’d wish I could play guitar. I’d bike places and do headstands and parkour and run through gutters and not really care.
I’d date yooouuu :) for all the wrong reasons, haha.
If I was a guy- I’d wear straight jeans, and lurid-archaic video game inspired kicks. My t-shirts would be blinding techno-colours, and I’d wear kick-ass pink aviators. I’d probably have a black faux hawk, and my bag would be this awesome over the shoulder black and silver nike bag.
I’d write meaningful rap lyrics (ahem
poetry), talk to lonely/sad girls on the train (in a non-creepy way), and would own loads of weird japanese paraphanelia.And I’d be a furniture designer. wuuut.
oh oh and my name would be Babur. Because it means LION. rawr.
I’m really not one to try this out, but it seemed too fun not to!
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My parents were going to name me Kyle if I was a boy so we’ll start with that. If I were a man, I would be quiet and masculine, only shaving every 3 days and only with a straight blade. I would constantly have grease on my hands from working on my motorcycle, and sand in my 70’s feathered black hair from riding through the desert. I would be a loner, a rebel. I would love all things vintage, and be elitist about it. Listening to vintage rockabilly and Bob Dylan only on vinyl, riding through the desert on my Indian motorcycle, and only smoke organic cigarettes.
All the women would want me because I’m so mysterious. But my heart only beats for my girl. I treated wrong, and she’s with someone who treats her better and I’m happy for her, but will never truly love again.
My heroes would be Kowalski from Vanishing Point, and James Dean.
I kinda want to keep going. This could be addicting!
I would definitely date you, you sound like a sexy minx o:
If I were a man…I wouldn’t be all that different to I am now I think. I would still have chin length black hair and wear eyeliner…I wouldn’t wear lipstick though. I would be a photographer and I would have a border collie dog who I walked everyday in the park, just because I could. I would collect vintage memorabilia like typewriters and old fashioned phones and I would be addicted to hair straighteners.
I wouldn’t mind being a man.
I think if I was a guy I’d be a weird mash up of Seth Cohen from the OC, Gareth Pugh the british designer and Dr Spencer Reid from Crimnal Minds.
I’d be a cardigan wearing boy with some nice nerdy buddy holly glasses. My hair would be longish and disheveled – I’d never do anything with it but it would look so darn sexy all the time (how I wish my own female hair was like this!!)
I’d wear scruffy trousers all the time and alternate between Penguin polo shirts and Burberry shirts (for going to meet the ladies). I’d have an awesome battered leather satchel with a high tech phone and a moleskine inside at all times. I’d probably own a top end phone so I could play Tetris, Mario and Pacman in high definition and amazing sound.
I would have to have to have to have boxers from Topman. I know just the pair – white with a blue waistband with nerdy glasses printed all over them. I’d make sure to wear them when I knew there were attractive females around and the need for trousers to be kept off =P
I’d have some scruffy converse and vans slip ons but also a nice pair of pixie boots for when I felt like attempting to go to indie nights but never quite made enough effort to actually go. I’d have an extensive vinyl collection and classic novels all nestled in glorious antique shelves.
And I’d have a vintage Victorian hatstand named Theodore
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I’m usually kind of an internet lurker, but I was just…absolutely compelled to post because I think about this a LOT.
I have like, serious penis envy.
If I were a guy, I would have a fantastic name like Julian. I would always wear a full beard. I’d probably be about the same personality wise (as I spend most of my time with boys and am pretty androgynous), but a little more interested in like, girls.
I probably wouldn’t wear such sparkly glass plugs if I were a fellow, but more of the steel tunnels. I’d have a “MOM” tattoo, a pit bull, and drive a woody-wagon. I’d still probably have dreadlocks, but whenever I cut them, I’d dye my hair turquoise and maybe shave it into a mohawk. I probably would not admit to liking Elliott Smith.
Also, I would work as a chef in a high end restaurant, but eat exclusively ramen noodles, grilled cheese, and frozen pizza at home.
Basically, I would probably be my own dream man. Life is so hard for me.
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I would have a small number of friends that would drag me out to do things. I would have a studio apartment in the city, modern and minimalist. My color scheme would turn even more black and white. I wouldn’t own a TV. I’d have short, old fashioned, blond hair, and I’d be taller, like my father, over 6ft, and thin but tone. Never really good at sports, but always a strategist. Far in my career, and happy with myself. I’d drink tea late at night in a coffee shop somewhere downtown. I’d go for walks in the park by myself just to think. My best friend would still be my best friend, only she’d have a crush on me. I wouldn’t pay it any mind. A thinker. Not a lover.
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If I was a guy, this is how I would dress.
Mostly in black I would wear fancy men’s boots, black skater shoes and combat boots. I would probably work as a photographer, writer and tattoo artist. Which, of course, means I would have a lot of tattoos. I would still read a lot, be obsessed with new technology and I would take up skateboarding. I would still be bisexual because I think everyone is sexy.
I would wear my hair fairly long, think Gavin Rossdale length. I would be one sexy beast.
I would totally be gay.
I’d dress in the way that I find attractive on a nan.
Black hair in a quiff similar to that of David Tennant (phwoar!), eye-liner, with black and red clothing.
I’d still be an Artist, and maintain the same tastes. I have quite boyish tastes anyway. I’d pretty much wear all of this anyway!
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If I was a boy, I’d be the short kid that overcompensates by being obnoxious and dressing like a rapper.
Hmmm, I don’t think I’d be all that different if I was a boy. My name would be William, after my grandfather, but everyone would call me Billy. I’d be totally handsome, with a big nose and Clark Kent glasses. Tall and skinny, I would nonetheless have a pokable belly. I’d dress in bright corduroy pants, rugby shirts and sneakers most days. My ultimate celebrity crush would be John Barrowman. My friends and sweethearts would be delighted with my sensitivity and erudition but exasperated with my emotional swings from silly and charming to moody and quiet. In the future, I’d end up being an English professor, married to a sweet brunette pediatrician, living in a cheery suburban house with our two adopted kids, my mother and a menagerie of pets.
Gala, the male-you sounds sooo much like a guy I do know! That’s almost uncanny!!Anyway good question..I’m gonna need to think about it, as I guess my first answer would be the description of the guy I’d like to meet more than the guy I’d actually be…but for sure fear of commitment, inability to concentrate, lots of books and and an old pair of battered boots would all be there + I’d definitely grow my own vegetables.
I have actually thought about what I would be like as a boy before this post. they were fleeting thoughts, though. but now that you mention it :D
My name would probably be Cory, I would look even more like my dad (I look a lot like my dad as a girl, yikes!). I would wear my dark brown hair kind of sticking-up-in-a-casual-sort-of-way and dress like the guys in gossip girl. i would still be a bookworm and an actor. Girls would probably guess if I am gay or straight. I would have a huge crush on this one girl in my ap history class, pray that she will ask me out first and six and a half months later at a school dance, ask for her number and completely screw up :D I’d still much rather be a girl, though.
Instead of Louise I’d be Louis, but people would always find some silly name to call me like Loui, cuz saying Louis sounds…odd. Haha.
My car would be some old European car that I’d have massive sounds installed into, I’d drink copious amounts of coffee, and probably still work in menswear. I’d have my Ipod on me all the time and play it obnoxiously loudly when I’m using public transport, so all you can hear is a tinny beat. I’d be impossible to drag out of bed. And I’d take ridiculously good care of my clothing. My books would be beaten up because I carry them everywhere, yet I still take months to read anything.
(A lot of this sounds like me as a girrl, haha)
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If I were a guy…
I’d probably be just like I am as a girl.
Looks wise, I’d probably be a lot like my boyfriend (which is not to say I’m that smug that he’s perfect, but, duh..there are reason’s I’m attracted! :D )
I’d probably be braver with having bigger tattoos, more scruffy, although I’d probably do things like really care about moisturising and wearing eye-liner but avoid admitting it!
I’d be a dog person, something fun and friendly like a beagle or boxer.
I’d still read a lot, and whilst I’d be enjoy them I’d be embarrassed to buy girlie-mags with salacious boobage on the front.
This is almost too easy.
I LOVE Brad from the Rachel Zoe Project
he is just too adorable
or of course i would be painfully androgenous and masculine with tons of tattoos and a plunging neckline :D
Heh, I think if I were a boy I’d be just about the same as I am now, with a little more facial hair and a little less dress-wearing. ;) I suppose my hair would be a little shorter, but since I’m planning on cutting my hair soon anyway, that’s not much of a change. And I have a feeling people would still wonder about my [apparently nonexistent] sexual orientation. I’d wear vests and oddly formal shoes.
Hmmm…well I have an idea of what I’d look like, since I always hear that there’s a strong resemblance between my brother and me.
I’d play polo. I’d be obsessed with Star Wars. My role model would be Sirius Black. Other than that…wow I have no idea.
If I were a guy:
-My mother actually said I was going to be named Russel if I had been a boy. Not sure what to think of that…
-I’d have a ridiculous amount of piercings.
-I’d be a band kid, and I’d carry a trombone wherever I went.
-I’d serenade all my love interests in public with said trombone. They would be horribly embarrassed, but secretly flattered.
-I’d work as a (fashionable) newspaper boy. I would ride a blue and black striped bicycle all over town and throw the newspapers through people’s windows (On accident of course. I would still have horrible aim).
-I would ignore Hayao Miyazaki’s age, and have a not-so-secret crush on him.
Dude me: Let’s start with the physical, I would be tall, lean and slightly build. I would have chin length wavy-curly black hair with a few dreadlocks on the back. My bone structure would be pretty similar I guess, I’m kind of boyish looking anyways. My eyes would be penetratingly blue, but the left one would have a slightly green tint to it in the light. I’d have snakebites and one ear pierced. My hands would be big and awkwardly bony and my arms would have popping veins. I’d be covered in tattoos designed by myself because I would be a very good artist. My name would be something like Alexander Manish Ruggero. I’d have a dashing smile, yes I would be what’s considered HOT. I’d be bi and have a ton of one night stands but at the same time be a hopeless romantic and dream about the person of my dreams all of the time. I would be a very good dancer and by night go to clubs and show off on the dance floor just for an ego boost, I would love ego boosts, anything that would make me seem better. I’d have an irrational fear towards pepper due to a childhood trauma. I would be hyper and jittery, not being able to stay in one place for long, I would have an incredibly witty sense of humour and spend my days in cafes and parks observing and psychoanalyzing people. I would be a total daredevil interested in anything that could possibly kill me, because of that I would have lots of cool scars of which to tell stories about. I would have an obsession with cats and have a huge collection in my loft; also I would have a lot of pet cats named after song names. I’d be a secret fashion whore but no one would ever know: Every day I would come up with a different way of walking to get everyone in the street to notice me. For entertainment purposes I would commit random acts of dementia in public areas. I’d have very few but interesting friends. I would totally be vegan and an avid animal rights defendant. I would probably dress very randomly and different every day but always, always wear the same belt which has a buckle with random objects found on the street glued very messily.
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That’s what I would look like.
I would definitely be the guy who says ‘dude’ and ‘man’ far too often. I’d actually be good at math. I would be an English major, and would be the best females-only math tutor on campus. I’d play soccer on the field between classes (no-shirts team, of course) and would eat only instant pancakes and syrup. And I would have a definite crush on Zooey Deschanel and the girl from the Notebook. I would only listen to music from the 80s Dublin underground scene and would do the scariest impressions of the Joker. I would be the best guy-friend of countless females and constantly have to explain to jealous boyfriends that I am just a friend.
Hmm, if I were a guy, I’d probably be have short dark brown hair and dreamy green eyes.
I’d wear the same jeans and black tee over and over again with Black converse. And I’d wear my hat everyday.
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I’d be a street runner and paint masterpieces on the side. I’d probably be the sensitive guy who has stacked book everywhere in his apartment and writes poems for his lady love.
Gosh, I wish I could just date myself, haha!
If I were a man I’d dress a little more soberly than I do now… and I already dress rather soberly. I would, however, be a bit of a complete accessories fiend:
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If I were a dude, I would dress in form fitting clothes. People would assume I was a fairy, and they would be half right ;)
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If I was a boy my name would be Estavanico, and I would probably have dreads (I’m Black) like shoulder length thinnish ones. I would be vegetarian ,and I would play the djembe drums. I would live in a city (where it did not snow very much if at all), and I’d share an apartment with two of my best friends. In my free time I’d enter rap free style battles in other cities ,where no one knew me ,and I would call myself The Question. On the weekends I would teach capoeira to kids in my neighborhood park for free. During the day I would work at a non-profit organization as their media coordinator. My favorite color would be green. I’d have a lot of female friends ,but never a girl friend. I’d go to concerts by myself, I’d drive a hybrid and I would never ever litter.
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I would have a goatee and READING GLASSES and I would smell like ginger
If I were a dude I’d be a drag queen! (I just can’t imagine a life without makeup and pretty dresses and other “feminine” things, sorry!)
For real though, if I were a boy I’d look exactly like I currently do: bluegreengrey eyes, shaggy brown hair (shorter though!), glasses that keep slipping down my nose, and a labret (I don’t have one yet but who cares?). I’d wear oxfords and dark jeans every day of my life, occasionally with pretty argyle sweaters and awesome fedora’s. I’d carry around a wicked thick book all the time, play in twelve different bands (ze life of a bassist!), snort when I laugh, and flirt everyone all the time. I’d have a dog named Waldo and I’d want to bang Amanda Palmer through the earth.
If I was a boy I would probably be named Jake. I probably wouldn’t have a real job just yet but get by doing a lot of street performances and sleeping in my car. I would have very messy caramel hair and never wear shoes. I would have a very detailed tattoo on my leg and when I went on dates with girls i’d take them to fly kites at the beach. I’d never stay in one place for too long and be a bit of a loner. I’d love my mum though and always stay in contact with her through letters.
If I were a boy…
I’d probably be influenced heavily by Jack Kerouac & Allen Ginsberg, and be a writer, probably in college or finishing college now. Generally literature geeky, as I am already.
I probably would have been in the military and discharged (like myself, and my brother, from the Navy) and would have continued travelling around the US.
I’d probably dress more classic greaser than anything, rolled up jeans, plain tees, slicked back wavy dark hair, boots. Mostly low maintainance but still kinda slick. I’d probably have hazel eyes and freckles like my brother does.
I’d probably have a lot more tattoos, and be even more into cars than I am as a female (my brother sure is, I also have no license!) and like to drive fast, and tinker around under the hood of my prized classic car.
I’d be awkward, shy, and nerdy, perpetually dressed in wear blue and white striped pajamas to bed. I would have an extensive record collection, featuring The Beatles, Cream, and the Doors but mostly Frank Sinatra. I would play piano and guitar, and write songs in a little moleskin for girls that I see when I take my dog for walks but am too shy to talk to. While I would have a tendency to be drawn to ethereal-looking girls in dresses who glide instead of walk, I would probably end up falling in love with a brilliant poet of a woman, with a slick dark bob, and an affinity for cigarette pants. My close friends would all be crass and loud, reminiscent of character from a Judd Apatow film, and though all my polar opposites, I would still never complain about the messes they left around the three-bedroom flat we all share.
I would talk a lot about how much I love F. Scott Fitzgerald and Kurt Vonnegut, double major in english and secondary education a small private college, and have an enormous crush on Zooey Deschanel, Tina Fey, and Amanda Peet.
If I was a guy I think i would be an electrician or some sort of tradey, i would drive a new black ute. i would wear skinny jeans with cons and vintage t shirts and cardis and have statement sunnies. i would have a large tattoo of wings on my back and maybe a lip ring and floppy dark hair, i would wear only CK boxes and have a tiffany pendant. i would play footy and surf on weekends then go clubbing. i would listen to indie rock and electronica. i would be a boys boy but love spending time with my girlfriend.
I’d be really tall.
Dark hair and bright green eyes.
Would be more callous than anything.
Obsessed with Dostoevsky.
Forever looking for adventure, but never really satisfied with anything that happens to me.
Would have a lot of casual encounters with women.
Always wear black and leather.
Drink my coffee black, no sugar.
Write political essays and biting satire under a grandiose pseudonym.
Would go days without speaking.
Cry once in my life about the death of my cat.
I would be a nerd! But a cool one :D I would be tall, with medium length hair and a messy beard. I would be studying probably the same thing that I do now, that is laws, but I had a secret rebel society, which would attend every protest, every revolutionary meeting there is, and I would tell my ideas to everyone I met, no matter how controversial. I would be a heavy metal fan, and I would go to every hard rock concert in my city. I would have lots and lots of friends. I would have a black BWM Gol, with a green pine hanging of my rear-view mirror. I wouldn’t be skinny, but I’d play soccer with my friends every week, and after each match we would drink piscola (pisco with coke) and talk about ladies and metaphysics. I probably wouldn’t mind too much about clothes, and I would have lots of Iron Maiden t-shirts, colored sneakers, and hats. I would play every MMORPG there is, but wouldn’t tell all my friends about it. I would be shy with the girls, but I would conquer them with lots of indie movies, ice cream and flowers (romantic, ain’t it?). My platonic love would be Zhang Ziyi.
Kindda how I am, but amplified :P!
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My name would be Jonothan Paul Skylark. I would be a graphic designer and artist living in New York with my English girlfriend. We would travel to somewhere outside of the States each year. She would own an artsy cafe and we would get to know everybody who came there. I would have multiple tattoes two of which would be a lark on the inside of my left wrist and peace written on the inside of my right wrist. I would be very spontanoues and fun loving. my wardrobe would mainly be made up of clothes that me or some of my friends had designed/ made. I would play the piano and the harmonica and send handwritten letters to my parents once a week. My favourite food and drinks would be aloe juice, double shot black coffee, coffee flavoured icecream and falafel burgers (not all at once though haha). When we got older we would have two children, a girl called Eden Sophie Skylark and a boy called Paul Phoenix Skylark, and we would live in an old villa.
Well, my name would be Oliver my folks tell me so we will start there.
I would be pretty chilled out, tall (I am already 6 foot tall as a chick) and have scruffy dark hair and two different coloured eyes (blue and green).
I think I would still be a journalist just because I can’t imagine doing any thing else with my life, but when I am not working I wear only converse sneakers, have a ton of jeans but only two favourite pairs that I wear regularly (and also Febreeze regularly), and i would wear simple t-shirts or button downs, I would wear a hat most of the time, a little bit for fashion reasons but mostly because my nose gets sunburnt.
I would smoke far too many Malboro Reds when I get passionate or stressed about things, hate sitting inside when talking to people compulsively carry a satchel with notebooks a thousand lighters and random things inside it and wear aviator sunglasses bought for $10 from a service station.
I would really like talking to people but don’t dominate converstations until I have something important to say, love a range of different types of music and secretly love rocking out to karaoke after a few drinks.
I would have had no idea about fashion or how to wear things that made me look good until I was about 19 when I befriended a girl who made me go shopping with her. At 22 I am still not very adventurous but always look like I know what I’m doing with my clothes.
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If I were a boy I’d be a total preppy bookish sort. I think I pattern all my being a boy fantasies after looking like Clark Kent, Sam Neil in Jurassic Park and the JCrew catalog!
I’d hang out in old book stores, take walks in the park with my pup and be able to make a cake.
If I were a Boy… by Princess Poochie
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I wouldn’t be a big sports enthusiast but I’d like a good archeological dig. I’d probably want to take flying lessons, play polo and fence…
I’d look for sweet girls in sundresses who liked picnics.
I think I want to date me now!
Luv
Poochie
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me as a dude. named michael, because that was my parents’ choice. i would be so, so much better at the guitar, because i wouldn’t have been told so many times that girls can’t play. i would secretly want to write songs just like sufjan stevens and hope nobody ever found out. i would play lots of video games but still mourn for my old atari, i would collect weird vinyl toys and own a ridiculously expensive camera. i would be teaching high school english and would kind of hope sometimes that my students would happen upon me playing in a club or a coffeehouse and be blown away by how cool their teacher was. i would be over my holden caulfield stage and my beat generation stage, but i would still be bitter and snarky when provoked, and i would still dream of just taking off one day and driving wherever the road took me.
If I were a guy, my name would be Michael. I would be just shy of six foot, with dark brown/gold eyes and brown messy hair at a medium length.
My first tattoos would be my parents names with roses on my feet (because i love em so goddamn much haha!).
I’d rock a style that involved leather jackets, straight leg jeans, cowboy boots, blazers, giant guady sneakers and scarves.
I’d be handsome and know it. My confidence in myself would be sky high, and I would be cocky in the extreme. I’d be an aspiring writer, but contradictory to my nature, be to shy to share my work with anyone. I would love to kiss, and do it often, but I would rarely have a girlfriend, as I’d be very picky. I’d be searching for a cute, intelligent girl with a giant silly/fun streak. I’d also be a hopeless romantic, and treat my girlfriend like a princess.
I would always be reading something, and prefer to stay in with a cute girl than go out, but when i did i would drink to excess, laugh a lot and sneak into the girls bathroom and write sexy love poems on the walls ;]
I would be a closet nerd, and I would be amazing at piano.
I think I’d really like the male Gala… haha.
Hmmm… if I were a guy….
I’d wear my glasses (rectangular, black, and Prada…) all the time, and have very dark hair with a few white-blond bits in back, and three-day stubble, and probably be tall. My whole bloody life I’ve wanted to tower over people. I’d be about 6’5”. I would slouch around in skinny pants and ancient grubby rock t-shirts, and have a tattoo of a supernova (in blue and seafoam green, of course) on the side of my neck (I may actually do that anyway…).I would be that guy in the back of the bookshop muttering away to himself while he finishes up his upper-division French homework (oh, wait, I’m a girl and I still do that…).
I would wear steel-toed boots and get in friendly brawls. I would eschew all things pertaining to “manly” sports, but I would still go to the gym every Saturday.
I would go to bars and pick up unusual girls; I would walk home alone at three o’clock in the morning and glare drunkenly into passing cars; I would pour vodka into an empty sprite bottle and take it to work with me.I would tote my camera around every Saturday morning with my best girl friend and take pictures of cool shadows and each other and develop the film in strange ways and call it new-wave art.
I would always be reading some old dead anarchist philosopher and proclaiming his/her values loudly when hammered.
I would carry my guitar around with me everywhere, and maybe busk by the subway terminal.
I think it might be fun…
but I like being a girl nonetheless.
if i were a boy, this is what i would wear!
i would live my life as if i were clark kent
:)
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great idea gala!
If I were a boy?
I’d be a combination of scene and surfy! Yet very metro. I’d have fleshies in my ears, lip piercings and lots of tattoos. Shred guitar. Cut up the surf. Be the life of the party, be uber fit and sleep with all the hot chicks… until I met the one who could make me settle down a bit.
I’d take my girl on dates to the beach at night, buy her flowers and I could take a hint if a girl was really not interested in me (in reference to a guy in real life who can’t take a hint even though i’ve spelt it out explicitly i’m not interested). And I wouldn’t burp in her mouth when I’m kissing her. ew.
I’d be me, still… but I wouldn’t wear girly stuff, little makeup and I could aim when I peed…
saying all this, I’m rather happy I’m a girl. :)
interesting question though, Gala!!
xo
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I’d, god willing, be taller than I am now, but probably just as chubby. I would be scruffy, but only because I am too lazy to shave. I would attempt to wear my hair like Morrissey, but it would be too much work for me to do on a regular basis. I would still be an English major, and, speaking of Morrissey, I would still love him as much as I do now. I probably would not get along as well with my parents as I do now. I would be more confident, and would fall in love with girls who had long brown hair on a regular basis. I would play more video games and take more photos. I would have two pairs of Converse, one black and one white (both hi-tops) that I would alternate between on a regular basis. I would splurge on buying nice jeans, and go downtown to buy cowboy shirts with pearl snap buttons. The rest of the time I’d wear Threadless shirts and hoodies. I’d have Clark Kent glasses and would have headphones on all the time.
(Um, I would totally date boy me.)
there is a possibility that i would date you!
I’d be about 6’ tall, slender muscular, dark blond, blue eyed, easy going, happy to be alive, artistic, possibly a rock singer, athletic, maybe an actor.
I’d be straight and I’d let the ladies come after me. I’d appreciate their strength and logic and admire all their different types of beauty. I’d probably prefer them to have a natural healthy look, but creative decoration would be OK, too.
I’d be secure within myself and prefer a woman who was secure within herself, too, no matter the appearance or social standing.
Pretty much the way I am now, except I’m female, shorter and straight.
:-)
If I were male…hmmm. I’d love to be a guy.
My hair would be long and black, shaved into a mohawk. I’d probably have a continuous 5 o’clock shadow, because I’m lazy. I’d have my lip and nipples pierced and I’d dress in tight black jeans, band t-shirts, heavy wrist cuffs and I’d have my entire back tattooed.
I’d kiss other boys to get the girls excited and tease them mercilessly.
I’d wee everywhere. Just because I could, standing up.
If I were a boy, I would probably be about six or seven inches taller than I already am. My hair would still be just as wavy as it is now, and it would just brush my chin. I would try to shave my face every day, but sometimes I would forget and there would be the slightest bit of stubble at times. I would wear jeans with grass stains and beat up old Chuck Taylor’s and vintage t-shirts from the sixties and seventies and an army jacket, and a necklace made out of a shark’s tooth. When I watch the show Scrubs, I would wear a pair of navy blue scrubs to go with it.
I would smell like the ocean and incense and baby powder from when I help take care of my niece. My favorite Shakespeare play would still be Macbeth, and my favorite genre of music would still be acoustic folk, with a bit of symphonic metal thrown into the mix. My sense of humor would be even goofier than it is now and I would prank even more of my friends, just to get a laugh and I would have an even harder time expressing myself—but I would always be there to listen.
When I like a girl (who would more often than not be an artsy girl who is something of a hippie), I would drop stickers and drawings and quotes in her locker just to let her know that someone is thinking of her. But I’d be too shy to actually go up to her and say, “I like you. A lot.” And I’d probably let her slip through my fingers unless she came forth first and told me that I wasn’t the only one feeling this way.
Goodness, the boy version of me sounds a lot better than the boys in my area.
*If I were a guy? Fashion wise, I’d be the same. I already tiptoe the line between genders. My hair would change though. It would probably still be loc’d, just less…interesting. I’ve had almost every color under the sun & I usually do more then one. Like, right now my locs is pink, orange & purple. I don’t think male me would be able to wuite pull that off!
My tattoo collection is growing steadily, but I’d probably have more right now. Probably less piercings, just my gauges. Hmm, I’d be less shy but def. the laid back type. Can be a bit of a clown. I’d probably be in a REAL band [I so am, but my friends still haven’t learned how to play..lol!] An artist! Very sweet.I’d be an AWESOME basketball player. Like MVP or something. I’d have an D’Angelo body going on! & I’d still be well read. I’d prob keep some stubble on my chin. Awkward at times, Clueless with girls but genuine. an athletic Nerd! Cool.
After re-reading all of that. I’d be exactly how I am now. LMAO! cool.
i don’t know if you’ll see this or not, cuz it’s already been a few days, but i’m currently shopping for a new watch… something sleek and simple, and just like that one in the picture there. where’s it from??
I suppose I’d be exactly the same, but hopefully with a bit more money to support the wardrobe I just created!
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I would say that guys outfit pretty much reflects how I dress as a girl. Cause I love plaid,leather jackets and oxford shoes. I would be tall, have dark shaggy well together hair, an have a 3-4 o’clock shadow,blue eyes,an be an have a healthy skinny body type. I would be artistic an love poetry. I would still worship coffee. An I would live in the UK. I would still listen to indie music an still be a vegetarian. I would be more outgoing an probably have a couple of tattoos.I would probably be cocky at times an overall I would be a loving,honest happy guy.When it comes to the lady’s I would be a hopeless romantic. An I would go for girls who are laid back an have a great personality and smile. An when ever I have a girlfriend I would devote myself to the relationship 103%. That how I would be if I were a guy.
I would so date you Gala.
lol
thinking about if you were a guy is really weird thought.
I think I’d probably be some insecure Goth kid with a fringe so long you’d never see my eyes, girls skinny jeans and some kind of band t-shirt.
the worrying thing is
I’m actually like this in female form.
xxx
ps I love the style tips
Keep up the good work
I think it’s a rather difficult exercise to do… I personally would rather not be associated with any gender. I think it’s quite unrepresentative of me as a person and does not matter much (aka I’m me, not what’s between my legs). So, I expect I’d act and dress the same regardless, really. Maybe I just don’t understand all that gender stuff. Oh well.
If I was a guy I’d be named Chuck. My parents thought I was going to be a boy and called me Chuck before I was born (:
If I were a guy I’d be awkward around everyone I didn’t know. I’d have an obsession with technology and would aspire to become an IT man (but no one would know this). I’d probably end up as an animator or graphic designer though. I’d spend time with my friends playing video games on weekends. And I’d be confused by every girl that talked to me, and always wonder if they were sending subtle hints. I would work part time in ikea. When I wasn’t with my friends I’d be at the library, or living a secret life as a skater. I’d be looking forward to learning to drive. I’d have a girlfriend that was totally crazy, and loved video games. We would be best friends (from before going out).
Clothing wise, I’d wear jeans and a shirt, always with a hoodie. I’d probably also wear thick rimmed glasses, if I needed them. Looks wise, I’d be 6’ something and extremely lanky. I’d have dark brown hair to the bottom of my ears that would always be bed-headdy. I’d have blue eyes and a slightly crooked nose from when I was hit with a basketball in third grade. I’d live in Norway, and my favourite music would be metal or heavy rock.
I think I’d like being a guy If I was like this description (: This was fun to write.
I’d have long hair or dreads and my lip pierced.
I’d have one of those long khaki parkas.
I’d probably be a video game nerd or general geek, but music would always be my first and eternal love.
I would give girls compliments and then blush.
I would work in a guitar shop.
I would write song lyrics about everyday things.
I would be all the things I find attractive in guys (things that I am not right now…) I would play a musical instrument and actually practice it; I would know a lot more about jazz and blues and classical music; I would have much more money than I do now; I would be good at gardening and grown my own vegetables; I would be good at photography and own my own camera and know more about quality alcohol.
I’d be really un-dramatic and really well-read just like now, but I’d have a lot more random sex. I’d still be really into learning languages and reading about history. My name would be Jesse or Charles or Andrew because that’s what my parents were deciding on when they weren’t sure if I’d be a girl. I’d be really sweet and happy and have a lot of friends. I would still own a LOT of really nice underwear. Boys don’t realize how important nice underwear is for boys.
I’d be tall like my male family members and I would keep my body thin and toned. I’d still be really clean and smell nice. I’d be basically gay, especially because I live in Japan and the guys here are so attractive and stylish. But people wouldn’t guess I was gay, and girls would still like me and I’d still date them, too. I would cheat a lot, but I’d be so nice and sweet and loving to everyone that people would either forgive me or just never find out. I’d be worried about going bald.
I’d have two “types” for people I’d be attracted to. I’d like rich, older women who could teach me things and young, sexy men who look like Gael Garcia Bernal and Satoshi Tsumabuki. As a university student
brokeI’d date smart, stylish older women with money like architects. I’d do all the things that I know women like, like give them flowers and massages and have lonnnngggg makeout times with them with no sex so that they fall in love with me. And I’d always ask their opinion on things and really listen. I’d get them to teach me about wine and fine art. And I’d get them to take me on vacations to Italy. And I’d have a LOT of boyfriends on the side. Ha. But I’d always use protection and be so sweet and cute to all of my partners.The architect lady wouldn’t know I was gay and she’d go through my phone to see if I’d be cheating, the messages would all be from boys and they’d be all in Japanese and Spanish and she’d never know. But I would genuinely love her and be grateful for her teaching and her financial help. I would usually not ever choose to date young girls. I think they are usually too boring and dramatic for me. She’d basically have to look like Kate Moss for me to be interested in her. Also, if a girl started crying in front of me, though, I would leave her that very day. Sorry that’s mean. But tearful confrontations are so boring and there are so many other girls and boys in the world…
I’d date far more guys than I would girls. Girls would like me because I would buy and make them things (scrapbooks and flowers) but still act just friendly and detached so that they wouldn’t know if I thought they were more than friends. I would have TONS of boyfriends and still drink too much coffee and tea and try to get my boyfriends to stop smoking. Everyone would like me because I’d have awesome teeth and brush my teeth all the time. This is what I do now, but girls appreciate that even more than boys do.
I’d probably look like my little brother, which is great because he is so cute and tall and has green eyes!! But I’d be a better dresser than he is, and have great hair, a little bit messy-looking. I’d dress in clean, basic clothing with a lot of vintage from the 1960s and 30s. Basically just like now except without the dresses. Basically dylan, belmondo and v gallo but without the leather and crocodile boots and cigarettes.
gala, this was so fun!
I like Goldie’s 15 the best!!
“If I were a fella, I would be the epitome of manliness (as I understand it) with a beard, woodsman knowledge, incredible musical talent, and seeming fearlessness and boldness- but secure enough to show true affection and emotion. I would be a thinker, vagabond philosopher type, and scorn television and new clothes and convenient food and modern medicine. which is all fairly similar to who I am now, but more raw and powerful.”
Ooo…interesting :]
I would make a tradition of going to bars on weekends; picking up interesting, smart girls who would have to approach me first. We’d have sex, and in the morning I would feel guilty and make them French toast or strawberries and cream and explain the basis of what the evening was about (namely, casual sex). Many (if not all) of my female friends would be made through this kind of rendezvous.
I would spend my Sunday’s drinking coffee in a park, watching people and writing. I would make friends with everyone at the record store and spend hours flipping through vinyl, adding to the stacks of full egg crates in my apartment. I would be quiet around new people, but I would be very outgoing and opinionated when I’m with all of my friends or feel more secure (especially after a few drinks). I would pretend I hated dancing, but would throw myself across the dance floor, flailing my arms and legs and making a goof of myself just to get a laugh.
I would be well read, spending my summer nights on the fire escape flipping through everything in my library – philosophy to biographies to fiction.
I would live off of Capt’n Crunch, avocados and bagels, and spend my nights watching movies or playing video games and getting high.
I’d be a regular at rock shows, occasionally sitting in on bass for my friends bands, or guitar teching; sitting on the side of the stage after giving up my own dreams of stardom. After graduating from college with an Art Administration degree, I would get a job at an Indie Movie store while waiting for the ‘perfect’ job and long-board to work every day I could.
I would be tall and lanky, with dark hair and eyes. I would have a lot of tattoos, all of which would be hidden (on my back, chest, and legs). My uniform would be cardigans over white deep-v neck undershirts or ironic tops and skinny jeans, with well-loved vans or converse. I wouldn’t own a watch, and my cell phone would be like a brick, and I would have my large headphones around my neck at all times, playing songs from my packed iPod (mostly classic rock songs; a lot of the Beatles and a lot of Dylan…like there is now). In the winter I would wear a huge parka with a fuzzy hood to hide in. My male idols would be Dallas Green, Bob Dylan and…Tommy Lee (*side note:
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Well. If I were I guy my parents would have named me Rafe. So my initials would have been RR. Hah. I think I would scratch that into every second tree with a penknife I’d keep in my pocket…
I’d be tall, with dark, messy hair and murky green eyes. And my wardrobe would consist of battered jeans, leather jackets and lumberjack shirts :D
I would have no interest in politics whatsoever— I’d be too laid back to care about stuff like that. Girls would find it cute when they’d bring up something in conversation that has to do with current affairs, and I’d give them a blank stare.
I’d also be totally clueless when it comes to girls. I’d break hearts without even knowing it. Eventually I’d find some girl I’d really care about: she’d be small and sweet, and make me laugh. But nothing would ever happen between us, because I’d be too shy to say anything.
I’d be in a band, playing the guitar and singing. In my spare time, I’ll sit on a park bench and scribble lyrics on crumpled-up bits of paper I’d keep in my jeans’ pockets, with a pen that would always run out of ink.
I would be carefree, intelligent, humorous, untidy, forgetful and slightly shy. People would find me easy to be around because I’d be so open and friendly. I’d be constantly hungry, and eat like a human vacuum cleaner. And as for music, I’d be into bands like Counting Crows and REM.
if i were i guy my name would be Frankie or Charlie.I would wear old skinny jeans with oversized tshirts and expencive boots, something like j galliano or westwood.My style would be sexy tramp lol.My hair would be blonde or dark brown, always messy, never brushed.I would have 1 full sleeve and jesus tattoe at the back of my neck. I would live in a big white flat, or maybe house with minimum furniture and vintage posters on the walls. I would have tons of books everywhere, books and cameras. I would be a collecter. And bisexual. I would have a mini dog, like yorkshere terrier or a massive one like husky with blue eyes or something. I would be working in bakery shop selling muffins to cute girls or in library as i love library. I would be still doing photography in college and then university. I would be strange, very random and mysterious. No one would know everything about me.Even my parents. I would smoke like crazy, but i wont drink a lot. I would definally still be a vegetarian.And a great cook, girls will love my food. Will be interested in tennis or golf and i would secretly watch fashion programmes on tv.
I would be a nerd.A shy one.
God…sometimes i wish i was a guy..
the guy you would be gala sounds a lot like the guy i saw on your flickr hehe
:P
i would be a tattooed boy too, with a shaved head and a whole lot of piercings!
An epic beard and flowing locks (probably in my natural colour) braided with all the little things I love, keys, buttons, bottlecaps, jewellry from my ex-girlfriends.
I’d alternate between a rougish fop look and for casual, baggy jeans and obscure band tshirts.
I’d have a few tatts but probably fairly discrete.
Minus the beard that’s actually pretty much me.
If I were a boy, my name would be Max, and I would be a tattoo artist. I’d have messy black hair, styled in a fauxhawk.
My eyes would be green, and I would have a little bit of stubble. I would be a metalhead, and a seasoned mosh veteran.
I would wear thick black glasses, except for when I was in the pit.
I would be quiet and introverted, and a diehard Bukowski fan.
I’d get in alot of fist fights, and I would always win. I’d always have my steel-toe Doc Martens on.
I would be over 6 feet tall.
I would be an atheist, and I would be too manly to use chapstick.
My girlfriend’s name would be Fiona, and she would be 5 feet tall. We would live in a shabby apartment together.
We would turn our bathtub into a koi pond,
and take polaroid pictures together at the library in our spare time.
We would have a chocolate lab named after Kerry King, and we would be very happy together.
This was fun :)
It was even better reading all the others.
iCiNG readers have to be the cutest people in the world!
i love this question. I’d be a really friendly, easy-going guy, with a laid back dress sense. id play guitar and take walks in the parks, id be a gentleman to my girlfriends and probably have lots of female friends (as a girl i have better friendships with the opposite sex, so it makes sense to reverse it if i were a guy)
Fab question!
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i’d be blonde, blue eyed, fair with rosy cheeks. very petite for a guy, i’d wear slim fitting faded jeans with worn out knees and my hair would have that effortless spiky look. i’d enjoy striped cardigans and v neck tees. my taste in music would include maroon 5 (adam levine would be my man crush), justin timberlake, buckcherry, and madonna. i’d read obscure german literature and play clarinet, baritone saxophone and piano in my spare time. i’d be shy and wouldn’t know how to act around girls, and i’d blush really easily. i’d prefer going to a book store over partying.
yeah.
that’s me.
If I was a boy, I would have jet black hair. I’d have way more tattoos than I do — probably two full sleeves, something on my neck & words across my knuckles. I’d be a writer (it attracts the ladies, haha!) & I’d definitely have a blog.
I would spend a lot of time alone in bookshops. I would wish I was a REAL musician, send flirtatious email haikus to my girlfriend & sleep naked. I would be a design geek.
I think this is how I would dress most of the time.
Tight jeans, a weird t-shirt with a cardigan, ugly sneakers & tunnels in my ears.
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Man, that would be the ultimate awesome. I’d be me, but girlier, how’s that?
Oh, and I’d dream of making out with Jeffree Star. :D
If i were a girl…
I would wear my hair shortish, but immaculately styled.
I would wear a dress whenever appropriate, in as bright a colour as was available. I would be an avid follower of fashion
I would not be especially flirty, but I would be able to charm the socks of any boy I fancied.
I would be slightly overweight, due to my diet of lots and lots of red wine, and not much else.
I would fancy John Barrowman (shame that he’s gay!) more than any one else, with Johnny Depp in a close second.
I would love guys who had muscles, and prefer guys who had longer hair than me.
I would like my guy to dress up whenever he’s with me… Suit jackets really make a man!
Lawl!
I’d date you :)
I’d be a geek, with funny slogan t-shirts (my fave being “I’m not a geek, I’m a level 9 warlord), skinny jeans, converse, bright blue hair (cos I can) and I’d be a writer :)
if i was a girl? hmmm i proberly be a cute kinda girl.
Name: My name would be Makayla
1. Long black hair
2. Have a good selection of clothes
3. Become a Model or somthing like that
4. Be Popular :D
haha yea i’d say dats wat i would do!!!
I’d have long, just-got-out-of-bed, dark brown hair; black baggy pants with suspenders over a smart shirt.
A tattoo with deep meaning on the back of my neck… lol
I’d be cool, but different.
:D
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My name would be Oscar, purely because the nickname Oscar the Grouch seems to suit my male-ternate self.
I’d probably be tall, I’m 5’11” in bare feet as a girl and my cousins are giants. In fact, I’d probably be quite like them as my dad and their mum are very similar. The genes did not stray very much. I’d therefore have mucky blonde hair which I’d probably die lighter and grow to make a stunning man-mane. If I could grow a beard, I probably would but using my cousins as a yard-stick again, it’s just not likely to happen.
I’d smell like sweat and not wash often due to my constant working, drinking and being badass schedule, which would keep me busy enough to avoid making time to shower. When I did, I’d use Lush “Ice Blue” soap because it would make my nads tingle.
My favourite bands would be Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Gorerotted and any music that’s not metal is for pussies. I’d spend most of my time playing Final Fantasy XII and be waiting anxiously for XIII – no change there – and I’d book a week off of my job in Tescos when it’s released so I can play it with no interuptions (except for my mum dropping off food at mealtimes. And Dr Pepper.)
I would grunt a lot and when I did talk, it would be in internet slang and RPG humour.
As a girl, I itch my nose all the time. As a boy, I’d probably itch my balls.
My mum might have had her way and made me a mummys boy and dad would probably have gotten me into motocross.
I dropped out of uni because it sucked.
I’ve got my septum pierced, but nothing else. Piercings are lame these days.
I’ve got Star Wars tattoos but don’t show them to anyone just in case they think I’m jumping the bandwagon.
I drink Stella Artois.
My girlfriend is 21 and not all that pretty, but she wears short skirts and can drink me under the table and that’s total winner. She’s called Rhiannon.
Because my dad lives in America, I like to say I’m half American to chicks so they want me more. Rhiannon looks hot when she’s all jealous and angry.
I quite like boy me, but I’m a total asshole. I’d probably hate me and boy me would call me mooseface and we’d probably end up kicking and screaming at each other. Thank any gods that are listening that my egg was not released with any others.
I’d be a shy and quiet most of the time and probably be into sports.I’d still love art and spend ages drawing,reading or writing. And I’d probably wear normal,casual clothes like trouserrs or baggy jeans.