9 August 2013, 14:05
Email used to be fun. That little ding used to be a celebrated event. These days, it feels like your inbox fills up with a bunch of garbage overnight. Well, it’s time to bring the thrill back. In addition to unsubscribing from all the junk you don’t read, why not sign on for some emails that bring you joy?
Today, I’m going to tell you about something that makes my mornings better: daily emails from Mystic Medusa, a truly transcendental babe from Australia.
Confession time: I’m not terribly captivated by most blogs. I get bored quickly. I browse a lot, and I’m always looking for something brilliant, but there are about five blogs that I check into regularly. Mystic Medusa is one of them.
Why? Her writing is hilarious and affable, she is immensely knowledgable, and best of all, the content she creates helps other people. It allows them to learn something more about themselves, and encourages them to examine their own patterns and behaviour.
And her advice is awesome, uplifting and practical. This is an excerpt from the email I got this morning…
Friday – no matter where you are in the world is a go-go-go efficiency vibing sexy strong Virgo Moon. Plus there is Venus & Mars in LOVE basically so raise your personal mojo via a little bit of power-flirting – even if it is only for ‘practice’ or to make the peeps around you feel fantastic/adore you…
I mean, who couldn’t use a little more power-flirting? She’s not a doom merchant, and that makes me love her even more.
So, most people think Mystic’s thing is her blog and her daily emails for subscribers. But that’s not the half of it.
Mystic does daily and weekly and monthly horoscopes for every sign. How does she find the time?! I don’t know. It is a mystical mystery! But one of my favourite features on her site is the Scheduler. (I use it constantly!)
As she says,
The idea is to quickly scan it and schedule your seductions, dating, biz negotiations and power-plays accordingly. If there is a truly crap day, you’ll be able to work around it. It’s the savvy way to plan the month ahead. The Monthly Horoscopes page is also where you will find the current Mercury Retrograde dates and some advice on how to kill it. Let other peeps be stuffed around by this infuriating transit – you will know how to work it for maximum moxy.
She also has an Oracle, which gets so much action she had to purchase extra server space! You get still, select a question, then click to spin. It whizzes around hypnotically, then presents you with an answer. As Mystic says, this is an easy and chic way of checking your fortune “without having to consult an expensive psychic with bad hair who patronises you”. I’m obsessed!
Bliss Mystic gives you access to the monthly and weekly horoscopes on her site, plus the Daily Mystic email, and you get to use the Oracle whenever you like. Mega Mystic is the same but with daily horoscopes on the site, too. I’ve had my Mega Mystic subscription for YEARS now and never, ever plan on giving it up.
People ask me all the time where I learned about astrology, and the answer is — in its entirety — Mystic Medusa. She doesn’t just tell you what’s happening in the sky, she tells you what each piece of the puzzle means… And encourages you to do your own celestial detective work.
If you enjoy tripping out on an arcane astrological vibe, this is, without question, where you need to be.
I love her… And I know you will too.
Kisses from this Virgo,