Today is the first day of Burning Man, & I am not there. To alleviate some of the anguish I feel, I decided to dress like I was there.

Bikini top (Ebay)
Lip Service dome skirt (with Hello Kitty telescope & handcuffs hanging from the D rings)
Blue legwarmers
Platform New Rock boots
Pearls, Tarina Tarantino rings, weird doll ring, diamante-studded heart which scrolls programmable messages (!), robot earring
Blue fluffy hat (right image)

Even better: with the sneaky addition of a t-shirt & subtraction of a fluffy hat, I go from playa to pedestrian. Fabulous.