My new business cards. Ain’t they beautiful? I love them. I designed them myself & as a non-designer, I’m quite proud! & yes, you can call me! I’d love to hear from you. So give me a ring-a-ding-ding, won’t you?

Being in luh-luh-luh-LOVE! I don’t want to get all sappy on you, but it’s good to be in love. That’s all.

Reading this & then performing some intelligence tests on Dolly. That post is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, & the comments made me laugh until I cried. I showed The Dish last night & after we got done laughing, we decided to do some similar intelligence tests on Dolly. He suspects she is a little dim. (When he said that, I was so offended! “No!”, I cried. “She’s PERFECT! She’s a GENIUS!” He doesn’t think so.) Anyway, she failed the tests. We put her under a blanket & she just lay down. Hahahah. Then I googled her breed (she is part bluetick coonhound) & it says that part of their DNA lends them to stubbornness, selective hearing (!!!) & no real interest in pleasing their owners! Hahaah!!! So funny. She is a little monster!

Deleting 38,000 emails! Not even kidding! Such a good feeling! It was also long overdue.

Concentrated girl time! Yesterday Molly & I had a looooong lunch where we laughed, plotted, took photobooth pictures & I made lots of notes in my Filofax. (Nnnnnnnnnnnnnerd.) Zoetica arrived this morning from Los Angeles, & the three of us are going to go & have another loooong lunch. Yay! This is not to mention hilarious conversations with Nubs (taco eater extraordinaire) & Jess (shoe obsessive). Team Estrogen!

Sexy, yummy, little: Laughing ’til we cry about silly product slogans & Cupcake Wars (somehow, we still get the Food Network?!); singing along while Fleetwood Mac plays extra-loud on a beautiful summer day; sending pictures of my cleavage to Nubby; Cathy Horyn & Jeanne Beker live-tweeting the Jean-Paul Gaultier show yesterday (“A turban with high twist and fishnets”, “there’s an Eiffel Tower worked into the back of each leg of the fishnets”, WHAT!); making an effort to take daily outfit photos; men who buy Love & Sequins subscriptions for their girlfriends (doki doki); Weezer all afternoon; The Dish being cute & faux-pestering me when he had the day off & I was trying to be productive; stripping Google AdSense out of my site (did you notice? I think it looks much better); heaps of rad/fun/ridiculous opportunities; properly hooking my phone up with Verizon (who I LOVE, they are so good!); neon pink fingernails, & singing songs to Hank. Imagine this being sung in a superbly toneless, off-key manner… followed by me laughing like a maniac.

“What’s it like… being hairy?
Is it scary? Are you weary?
Are you a fan of… Dennis Leary?”

I think he liked it. (Poor Hank.)

“Life’s as kind as you let it be.”(Charles Bukowski)

Tell us about the very very very best parts of your week! What was the most delicious thing you ate? Who did you see that made you smile? What made you laugh so hard you couldn’t breathe?