This is a terrible craze which affects boys & girls similarly.

You know the ones I’m talking about surely — “Your Village Called, They Want Their Idiot Back!!!”, “That’s Queen Bitch To You”, “I’m Going Nucking Futs!”, “Drama Queen”.

Phew! Giggles a-plenty! Actually… no. These shirts have a magical power which automatically lowers the IQ of the wearer by at least 40 points.

Please, if you own one of these t-shirts, or your beloved has one hanging in the wardrobe — do your city a favour & dispose of it. Quickly, quietly & with minimum fuss. (We suggest a roaring fire.)

Thank you.

This has been an iCiNG Public Service Announcement.