Buy teeny figurines & decorate your plate with them. Plant an army man on top of your potato, put a monster in your porridge & bury the smallest matryoshka nesting doll inside a pile of fries.

Write pornographic haiku on napkins at restaurants.

Come up with some new birthday traditions — like a colourful photoshoot, receiving your age in kisses, or throwing cake from a great height!

Learn to use chopsticks properly.

Buy sparkly, colourful bracelets from Indian shops & stack them high up your wrists.

Learn to be genuinely happy for other people’s success.

Call your friends just to tell them how fabulous they are.