Sit on your kitchen table, set up your camera, & take photographs of yourself cutting up your stockings.

Find a fabulous scarf & claim it as your sartorial trademark.

Change your passwords to words which make you smile.

Have your lover bind your hands & feed you a cupcake. Bonus points if you film it. (Thanks to Violet Blue for this idea which has never quite left me!)

Sing at inappropriate moments.

Bake a cake. Then use frosting to write something pornographic or risqué on the top. I call this a “porn cake”. The world doesn’t have enough porn cakes!

Take raunchy photobooth pictures with a friend.

Spend some alone time on the swings in a playground.

Devote yourself to having at least one orgasm a day!

Kiss.