I know sales can be awful, especially the first day. Throngs of women, sweating & pushing & vomiting on one another in a furious race to the choice markdowns. But sometimes it can be worth it. Oh yes it can.

Why, you ask? Valid question! Here is why.

Original price: $1300.
Sale price: $490.

HELL YES! Baby’s first Blahniks!

Oh YEAH! I am SO excited. I’ve been trotting around the house in them, breaking them in, stretching them out. They make me feel like a total sex goddess.

My life is complete. I can die happy. I am totally channelling Gleezilla right now!