Your Life In Haiku

If you were to write a haiku about your life at this very moment, what would it say?

Remember, the format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syallbles, & theoretically it should involve something about nature.

Mine might be…

I love this city.
We wake up early to roam,
with hair like wild vines.

or…

My darling FedEx,
Please deliver my new boots (!!!)
Love, A Girl Possessed.

or…

I love Simon. I
love Simon. I love Simon.
Don’t go to London!

or…

So, celebrities
love Pinkberry. I’m sad to
say they have no taste.

How about you?